| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #271 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #227 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #220 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #228 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #151 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #245 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #208 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #222 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #221 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #158 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #263 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #168 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #248 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #2317 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #700 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #324 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #312 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #316 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #197 | bottle of fire | 50 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #94 | candy kneecapping stick | 17 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #578 | distilled fortified wine | 3 |
| #301 | drop of water-37 | 12 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #1509 | evil teddy bear | 5 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #1295 | herringcello | 14 |
| #360 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 5 |
| #121 | licorice garrote | 14 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #1222 | penguin focaccia bread | 15 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #843 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #3983 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 10 |
| #7759 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #3113 | stuffed cocoabo | 14 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #4954 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4047 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 10 |
| #6322 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #4021 | stuffed mind flayer | 10 |
| #4925 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4242 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 10 |
| #828 | teddy bear | 7 |
| #527 | teddy borg | 17 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 3 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #212 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 3 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #202 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 3 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |