| #271 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #227 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #220 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #228 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #245 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #208 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #222 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #221 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #253 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #263 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #248 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #55 | Ice-Cold Beerring | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #20 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 3 |
| #30 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 2 |
| #72 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| 🥈 | Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet | 1 |
| #10 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 6,140 |
| #1064 | anticheese | 1 |
| #49 | beach ball marble | 1 |
| #330 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #28 | black catseye marble | 1 |
| #895 | bone chips | 2 |
| #152 | breaded beer | 4 |
| #127 | brown crock marble | 4 |
| #70 | bumblebee marble | 2 |
| #964 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #1366 | canteen of wine | 6 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #595 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #252 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #1421 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #210 | cranberry schnapps | 3 |
| #713 | dehydrated caviar | 1 |
| #764 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
| #788 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #418 | floaty pebbles | 1 |
| #123 | ginger snaps | 1 |
| #823 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #197 | green peawee marble | 2 |
| #1107 | green pixel | 1 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #188 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #55 | jet bennie marble | 2 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #99 | marshmallow flambé | 5 |
| #140 | molten scrap metal | 1 |
| #135 | moose thought | 1 |
| #132 | mouse skull | 1 |
| #171 | pigeon egg | 1 |
| #1098 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #590 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #319 | popsicle stick | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #960 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #363 | shiny stones | 1 |
| #48 | sorority brain | 33 |
| #207 | soy cordial | 3 |
| #1159 | spider web | 1 |
| #299 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #18 | steely marble | 2 |
| #962 | white chocolate chips | 1 |