| #271 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
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| #220 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #228 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #58 | Alice's Army Foil Guard | 1 |
| #245 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #201 | Alice's Army Ninja | 2 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #297 | CSA fire-starting kit | 25 |
| #112 | Clara's bell | 1 |
| #412 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 2 |
| #359 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 4 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #352 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 4 |
| #378 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 3 |
| #367 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #266 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 9 |
| #1852 | Crimbuck | 65 |
| #175 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 23 |
| #136 | Liam's mail | 1 |
| #166 | Microplushie: Bropane | 79 |
| #231 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 17 |
| #242 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 23 |
| #144 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 19 |
| #183 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 56 |
| #180 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 82 |
| #215 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 6 |
| #132 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 53 |
| #186 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 87 |
| #248 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 34 |
| #172 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 68 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #54 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 3 |
| #49 | Source terminal ASHRAM chip | 1 |
| #52 | Source terminal DIAGRAM chip | 1 |
| #7 | Source terminal TRAM chip | 1 |
| #47 | Source terminal file: critical.enh | 1 |
| #48 | Source terminal file: dram.ext | 1 |
| #48 | Source terminal file: duplicate.edu | 1 |
| #48 | Source terminal file: familiar.ext | 1 |
| #46 | Source terminal file: pram.ext | 1 |
| #50 | Source terminal file: protect.enq | 1 |
| #52 | Source terminal file: spam.ext | 1 |
| #51 | Source terminal file: tram.ext | 1 |
| #98 | Star Spawn | 1 |
| #68 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#3) | 1 |
| #16 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1) | 24 |
| #16 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3) | 18 |
| #14 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#2) | 22 |
| #649 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 6 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #638 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 2 |
| #113 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 7 |
| #983 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 3 |
| #1418 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #241 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 2 |
| #439 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 10 |
| #174 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 7 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #2330 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1241 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #260 | adorable seal larva | 9 |
| #138 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #272 | dusty animal cranium | 1 |
| #406 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 32 |
| #342 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 53 |
| #329 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 50 |
| #376 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 40 |
| #446 | dusty bottle of Port | 31 |
| #320 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 51 |
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| #305 | dusty left femur | 1 |
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| #304 | dusty left fifth rib | 1 |
| #289 | dusty left first front claw | 1 |
| #190 | dusty left fourth front claw | 2 |
| #311 | dusty left fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #304 | dusty left humerus | 1 |
| #292 | dusty left kneecap | 1 |
| #207 | dusty left ninth rib | 2 |
| #297 | dusty left radius | 1 |
| #302 | dusty left second front claw | 1 |
| #189 | dusty left second rear claw | 2 |
| #309 | dusty left seventh rib | 1 |
| #278 | dusty left sixth rib | 1 |
| #175 | dusty left third front claw | 2 |
| #305 | dusty left third rib | 1 |
| #286 | dusty ninth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #177 | dusty ninth thoracic vertebra | 2 |
| #298 | dusty right clavicle | 1 |
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| #201 | dusty right fibula | 2 |
| #191 | dusty right first front claw | 2 |
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| #287 | dusty right fourth rib | 1 |
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| #196 | dusty right kneecap | 2 |
| #186 | dusty right tenth rib | 2 |
| #293 | dusty right third front claw | 1 |
| #294 | dusty right third rib | 1 |
| #195 | dusty right tibia | 2 |
| #314 | dusty right twelfth rib | 1 |
| #300 | dusty right ulna | 1 |
| #310 | dusty sacral vertebrae | 1 |
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| #303 | dusty second lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #283 | dusty seventh lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #270 | dusty seventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #298 | dusty sixth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #142 | dusty sixth lumbar vertebra | 3 |
| #300 | dusty tenth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty third caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #292 | dusty third cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty third thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #293 | dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #76 | eternal car battery | 2 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #1414 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #653 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #121 | memory of a C | 11 |
| #76 | memory of a CA base pair | 1 |
| #90 | memory of a CG base pair | 1 |
| #83 | memory of a CT base pair | 1 |
| #124 | memory of a G | 11 |
| #92 | memory of a GT base pair | 1 |
| #127 | memory of a T | 10 |
| #111 | memory of an A | 11 |
| #89 | memory of an AG base pair | 1 |
| #99 | memory of an AT base pair | 1 |
| #113 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 11 |
| #73 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 21 |
| #103 | robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. | 1 |
| #130 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. | 1 |
| #91 | robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. | 2 |
| #60 | robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. | 11 |
| #88 | robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. | 2 |
| #2652 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #796 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 57 |
| #812 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 57 |
| #472 | stuffed Meat | 99 |
| #993 | stuffed angry cow | 49 |
| #679 | stuffed astral badger | 69 |
| #751 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 65 |
| #5175 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #826 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 59 |
| #982 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 50 |
| #695 | stuffed hand turkey | 67 |
| #1310 | stuffed key | 27 |
| #894 | stuffed mind flayer | 55 |
| #532 | stuffed mink | 87 |
| #452 | stuffed monocle | 102 |
| #1162 | stuffed scary death orb | 44 |
| #786 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 27 |
| #630 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 73 |
| #772 | stuffed snowy owl | 60 |
| #828 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 59 |
| #2366 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #731 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 63 |
| #379 | stuffed teddy butler | 119 |
| #437 | stuffed tin of caviar | 104 |
| #239 | stuffed treasure chest | 210 |
| #831 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 59 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 2 |
| #888 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 2 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #336 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 3 |
| #1093 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 2 |
| #2730 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #779 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1106 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 2 |
| #462 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #487 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 2 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #107 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #1118 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 2 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #984 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 3 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 2 |
| #1116 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 2 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1107 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 2 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #965 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 3 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1108 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 2 |
| #2748 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #1127 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 2 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1117 | tiny plastic moneybee | 2 |
| #968 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 3 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #856 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 2 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1343 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1533 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #11 | wriggling worm | 525 |