| #50 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 34 |
| #90 | Alice's Army Bowman | 8 |
| #38 | Alice's Army Cleric | 21 |
| #52 | Alice's Army Coward | 13 |
| #53 | Alice's Army Dervish | 5 |
| #70 | Alice's Army Foil Alchemist | 1 |
| #36 | Alice's Army Foil Cleric | 1 |
| #58 | Alice's Army Foil Guard | 1 |
| #59 | Alice's Army Foil Ninja | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Nurse | 1 |
| #50 | Alice's Army Guard | 33 |
| #67 | Alice's Army Halberder | 22 |
| #56 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 13 |
| #73 | Alice's Army Horseman | 10 |
| #79 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 8 |
| #64 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 23 |
| #83 | Alice's Army Martyr | 3 |
| #47 | Alice's Army Ninja | 37 |
| #62 | Alice's Army Nurse | 29 |
| #63 | Alice's Army Page | 24 |
| #53 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 32 |
| #107 | Alice's Army Sniper | 2 |
| #49 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 33 |
| #52 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 33 |
| #57 | Alice's Army Wallman | 28 |
| #499 | Boris's ring | 3 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #30 | Folder Holder | 1 |
| #94 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #777 | Instant Karma | 4 |
| #436 | Microplushie: Bropane | 21 |
| #559 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 4 |
| #412 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 10 |
| #406 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 5 |
| #434 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 16 |
| #493 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 18 |
| #292 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 4 |
| #466 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 10 |
| #469 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 23 |
| #396 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 16 |
| #417 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 19 |
| #8 | Monster Manuel | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1201 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 3 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #119 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #56 | candied yam pinky ring | 1 |
| #142 | cartoon heart | 3 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #106 | chocolate-covered caviar | 1 |
| #1631 | club necklace | 4 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1087 | encoder ring | 2 |
| #83 | fairy-worn boots | 1 |
| #777 | fancy bath salts | 2 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #567 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #107 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #30 | giant diamond ring | 4 |
| #70 | groovy prism necklace | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #230 | hot egg | 1 |
| #443 | imp unity ring | 1 |
| #39 | innuendo | 7 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #302 | love song of naughty innuendo | 2 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #28 | moist sack | 1 |
| #612 | mood ring | 4 |
| #237 | pretty flower | 1,007 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #95 | right half of a heart necklace | 6 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #940 | ring of aggravate monster | 2 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #415 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #1759 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1164 | solid gold bowling ball | 10 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #32 | the finger | 3 |
| #229 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 12 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1357 | towel | 3 |
| #44 | vampire pearl necklace | 1 |