Museum :: Hetchman

Hetchman

Rank	Item	Quantity
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1438	1-ball	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#1457	3-ball	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#626	9-ball	1
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#777	A. W. O. L. commendation	3
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#274	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#230	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#231	Alice's Army Coward	1
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#248	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#212	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#227	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#225	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#255	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#258	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#173	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#251	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#2230	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
🥈	Ax of L'rose	2
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#364	BGE pocket calendar	2
#858	BGE shotglass	8
#633	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#77	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	2
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#40	Brimstone Bunker	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#176	C.H.U.M. chum	8
#399	C.H.U.M. knife	2
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1552	CRIMBCO mug	3
#1463	CRIMBCO scrip	10
#1224	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#535	CRIMBCOLOAF	6
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#57	Chester's moustache	2
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#561	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	9
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#672	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	9
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#85	Ellsbury's journal	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#346	Elmley shades	2
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#310	Frosty's frosty mug	5
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#33	Frosty's old silk hat	3
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#339	Go-Wassail	53
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#52	Greatest American Pants	1
#891	Green Clover of Justice	2
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#133	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#145	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#257	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	3
#1288	Iron Beta of Industry	2
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#60	Juju Mojo Mask	1
#38	Junior Adventurer's kit	1
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
🥇	KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat	1
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#669	LED block	1
#815	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#112	Libram of Love Songs	1
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#31	Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	1
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#559	Maxing, Relaxing	2
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#462	Mr. Joe's bangles	2
#438	NPZR chemistry set	5
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#217	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#371	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	3
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#51	Operation Patriot Shield	1
#872	Orange Star of Sacrifice	2
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#53	Oscus's pelt	2
#237	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	1
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#12	Platinum Yendorian Express Card	1
#187	Pokëmann band-aid	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#777	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#888	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#168	Rainbow's Gravity	1
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#766	Red Rover BB gun	1
#646	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#2541	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#658	Sensual Massage for Creeps	2
#471	Sinful Desires	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#627	Summer Nights	2
#158	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	16
#684	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#633	The Joy of Wassailing	4
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#778	Thwaitgold bee statuette	3
#935	Travels with Jerry	1
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#436	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	4
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#421	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	27
#35	Uncle Hobo's belt	1
#23	Uncle Hobo's epic beard	1
#29	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#59	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#47	V for Vivala mask	1
#204	Wand of Oscus	1
#499	Workytime Tea	3
#279	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	1
#1149	Yellow Moon of Compassion	2
#1170	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#426	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	4
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
#235	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	7
#933	antique record album	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#1849	baby killer bee	1
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#925	bath ball gift set	4
#702	bindlestocking	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#186	blank fudge mold	2
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#941	blue plasma ball	1
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#102	blueberry-frosted king cake	12
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#76	bone spurs	1
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#502	bottle of sewage schnapps	5
#296	bowl of fishysoisse	3
#204	box of Pokëmann band-aids	1
#4504	box of sunshine	10
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#335	bucket of honey	1
#1067	buckyball	3
#104	bungle in the jungle	13
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#1500	can of CRIMBCOLA	3
#396	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#1564	candy kneecapping stick	2
#1852	candy knuckles	1
#755	canteen of wine	29
#889	capacitor relay	10
#1108	carbon nanotube frame	7
#120	cement sandals	7
#289	cheap elven gloves	15
#662	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#680	colorful plastic ball	1
#311	comfy coffin	4
#883	commemorative war stein	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#360	corncob pipe	3
#551	corrupted data	10
#27	crumpled felt fedora	1
#104	crystal skull	1
#262	crystallized memory	1
#443	cup of infinite pencils	2
#919	cyborg doll	1
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#615	deadly lampshade	1
🥇	detour shield	1
#767	elven limbos gingerbread	15
#393	elven cellocello	34
#817	elven moonshine	10
#300	elven socks	15
#247	elven suicide capsule	41
#541	energy drink IV	1
#315	epic wad	1
#726	evil googly eye	5
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#744	extra-greasy slider	1
#1830	fancy chocolate	2
#410	fancy chocolate car	7
#572	fancy seashell necklace	1
#354	festive holiday hat	12
#348	festive sausage	6
#845	figurine of a cold seal	2
#340	figurine of a sleek seal	6
#448	figurine of a stinking seal	4
#112	figurine of an ancient seal	9
#634	filth-encrusted futon	1
#1764	fire	1
#498	flamin' bindle	1
#838	flashing novelty button	2
#376	frayed rope belt	3
#460	freezin' bindle	1
#212	frigid air mattress	4
#740	frigid fudgepuck	1
#144	frost-rimed seal hide	3
#464	frozen banquet	4
#98	frozen seal spine	1
#953	fudgecule	112
#541	furniture dolly	1
#427	gift-a-pult	1
#1883	gingerbread mutant bugbear	3
#224	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#1799	golden ring	39
#70	grape troll doll	1
#546	gray bow tie	12
#1006	green glowstick	1
#68	gummi bowtie	1
#984	guy made of bee pollen	1
#150	haiku katana	1
#2518	handful of confetti	11
#321	handful of honey	6
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#1679	heart of the volcano	1
#968	herringcello	20
#550	hippy medical kit	1
#182	hobo fortress blueprints	1
#538	hobo nickel	390
#384	holiday cheese log	5
#11	honey dipper	1
#39	honey mead	1
#8	honeybritches	1
#19	honeycap	1
#41	honeypot	1
#2351	immense cyborg hand	1
#1370	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#150	ingot of seal-iron	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#362	jar of fermented pickle juice	5
#301	jar of squeeze	3
#228	jawbruiser	10
#387	jerky coins	52
#41	jingle bell	1
#1289	killer rag doll	1
#438	knuckle sandwich	53
#737	laser-broiled pear	12
#288	lewd playing card	9
#1829	licorice garrote	1
#446	licorice root	6
#105	little box of fireworks	1
#50	live wire	11
#988	lollipop stick	1
#456	longhaired hippy wig	1
#218	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
#1347	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
#62	mannequin leg	1
#45	mass of wriggling tentacles	1
#108	misfit dolly	1
#908	motivational poster	3
#73	mysterious chest	1
#212	natty blue ascot	2
#7	origami pasties	1
#926	pack of pogs	1
🥉	packet of pumpkin seeds	1
#319	pair of ragged claws	1
#583	panhandle panhandling hat	1
#994	paperclip	6
#103	paperclip cape	1
#99	paperclip pants	1
#91	paperclip turban	1
#101	paperclip-on tie	1
#663	peanut brittle shield	1
#495	petrified time	1
#332	phish stick	3
#1205	pink glowstick	1
#71	pixel orb	1
#501	pog #01 (spider)	1
#483	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	1
#481	pog #03 (warwelf)	1
#482	pog #04 (skleleton)	1
#501	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	1
#488	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	1
#494	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	1
#495	pog #08 (hellion)	1
#492	pog #09 (pirate)	1
#513	pog #10 (hobo)	1
#498	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	1
#321	psycho sweater	1
#907	pulsing flesh	4
#1271	rigid carapace	3
#1458	robotronic egg	10
#1617	rogue swarmer	37
#1239	sawblade fragment	43
#103	scissor duck	1
#156	seal lube	1
#1103	seal tooth	1
#125	seal-blubber candle	40
#1671	seal-clubbing club	1
#1055	seal-skull helmet	1
#210	set of jacks	1
#32	shapeless wide-brimmed hat	1
#1807	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#192	sleazy bindle	4
#359	sleeping stocking	8
#639	slow jam collection	6
🥉	snow belly	1
#10	snow hat	1
🥉	snow pants	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
🥈	speed limit shield	1
#412	spooky bark	30
#554	spooky bindle	1
#594	square CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#760	squirming egg sac	5
#271	stained mattress	4
#1280	stainless steel scarf	2
#1401	stainless steel shillelagh	3
#706	stainless steel skullcap	5
#1049	stainless steel slacks	4
#773	stainless steel solitaire	4
#1344	stainless steel suspenders	2
#1520	stick-on-a-string	1
#330	stinkin' bindle	2
🥇	stop shield	1
#173	stress ball	1
#461	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	96
#3135	stuffed Cheshire bitten	14
#2066	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	24
#1599	stuffed Meat	21
#1484	stuffed alien blob	4
#2773	stuffed angry cow	17
#3155	stuffed astral badger	14
#3793	stuffed baby gravy fairy	11
#1768	stuffed cocoabo	28
#435	stuffed crazy bastard sword	16
#1265	stuffed doppelshifter	7
#2030	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	25
#2219	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	23
#2498	stuffed gray blob	2
#2934	stuffed hand turkey	16
#745	stuffed martini	10
#2889	stuffed mind flayer	16
#1389	stuffed mink	27
#1869	stuffed monocle	15
#1715	stuffed ninja snowman	1
#2127	stuffed scary death orb	24
#3050	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	15
#4742	stuffed snowy owl	7
#2193	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	23
#862	stuffed spooky mushroom	10
#2777	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	17
#1604	stuffed teddy butler	21
#1716	stuffed tin of caviar	18
#3058	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	15
#152	stuffed yeti	1
#315	stuffed yo-yo	2
#2120	stuffing	2
#552	sturdy Crimbo crate	25
#269	sucker bucket	1
#256	sucker hakama	1
#219	sucker kabuto	1
#670	sucker scaffold	3
#278	sucker tachi	1
#787	superheated fudge	1
#188	tainted seal's blood	1
#1592	teddy borg	2
#786	throwing wrench	6
🥇	time sleigh	1
#285	tin cup of mulligan stew	4
#92	tiny costume wardrobe	1
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#3989	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#3932	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#3938	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#3079	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#8191	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#4310	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#4232	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#3829	tiny plastic G Imp	1
#3953	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#3874	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#3909	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#3882	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#3074	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#3957	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#3871	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#3910	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#3894	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#3861	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#3870	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#3905	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#3891	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#3062	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#3066	tiny plastic The Man	1
#3926	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#3856	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#4543	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#4020	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#8211	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#3942	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#3977	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#3979	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#8249	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#8127	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#3963	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#4480	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3954	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#3907	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#8094	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#8220	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#3910	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3936	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#4497	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#3876	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#3843	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#3909	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#3922	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#8151	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#8186	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#8092	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#3902	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#3859	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#8058	tiny plastic grue	1
#3894	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#4598	tiny plastic hermit	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#8127	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#6075	tiny plastic killer bee	2
#3890	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#8200	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8101	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#3837	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#8111	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#3994	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#4346	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#8099	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#3891	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#3850	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#3837	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#8224	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#3936	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#8159	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#8136	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4037	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#3861	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#3860	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3841	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#3872	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3850	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#3846	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#2127	toy mercenary	1
#1190	toy soldier	1
#1157	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#599	tropical paperweight	1
#1132	tropical wrapping paper	1
#2235	unstable laser battery	20
#2588	vibrating cyborg knife	1
#2317	vitachoconutriment capsule	5
#329	voodoo snuff	4
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#37	wild honey pie	1
#590	wreath of laurels	1
🥇	yield shield	1

Wow, that's 2,576 items total!

what items are this player missing?