Hetchman

RankItemQuantity
#775'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign1
#14361-ball1
#14252-ball1
#14553-ball1
#14724-ball1
#14355-ball1
#14246-ball1
#14847-ball1
#22448-ball1
#6259-ball1
#246A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 11
#278A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 21
#254A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 31
#223A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 41
#294A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 51
#224A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 61
#777A. W. O. L. commendation3
#87Abyssal ember1
#274Alice's Army Alchemist1
#232Alice's Army Bowman1
#225Alice's Army Cleric1
#232Alice's Army Coward1
#156Alice's Army Dervish1
#259Alice's Army Guard1
#248Alice's Army Halberder1
#213Alice's Army Hammerman1
#229Alice's Army Horseman1
#226Alice's Army Lanceman1
#261Alice's Army Mad Bomber1
#161Alice's Army Martyr1
#256Alice's Army Ninja1
#260Alice's Army Nurse1
#259Alice's Army Page1
#266Alice's Army Shieldmaiden1
#174Alice's Army Sniper1
#252Alice's Army Spearsman1
#257Alice's Army Swordsman1
#257Alice's Army Wallman1
#2232Ancient Saucehelm1
#1135Asleep in the Cemetery1
🥈Ax of L'rose2
#685BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt1
#732BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt1
#364BGE pocket calendar2
#859BGE shotglass8
#633BGE tiny plastic toy2
#78Benetton's Medley of Diversity2
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#414Bjorn's Hammer1
#815Blizzards I Have Died In1
#101Brimstone Boxers1
#40Brimstone Bunker1
#459C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#176C.H.U.M. chum8
#399C.H.U.M. knife2
#183C.H.U.M. lantern1
#1119CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#1012CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#1053CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#1020CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#1010CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#530CRIMBCO lanyard1
#1553CRIMBCO mug3
#1463CRIMBCO scrip10
#1224CRIMBCOIDS mints4
#535CRIMBCOLOAF6
#119Chester's Aquarius medallion1
#182Chester's bag of candy1
#176Chester's cutoffs1
#57Chester's moustache2
#83Chester's muscle shirt1
#145Chorale of Companionship1
#288Cinco Mayo Lager1
#2465Colander of Em-er'il1
#1371Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#564Crimbo Candy Cookbook9
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#535Danglin' Chad's loincloth1
#673Dickory Farms Gift Basket9
#2663Disco 'Fro Pick1
#1789El Sombrero De Lopez1
#2385Elder Turtle Shell1
#85Ellsbury's journal1
#81Ellsbury's skull1
#345Elmley shades2
#210Elron's Explosive Etude1
#72Elvish sunglasses1
#213Frosty's carrot1
#311Frosty's frosty mug5
#16Frosty's iceball1
#196Frosty's nailbat1
#34Frosty's old silk hat3
#121Frosty's snowball sack1
🥈Fuzzby1
#777Galapagosian Cuisses1
#787Garter of the Turtle Poacher1
#339Go-Wassail53
#725Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob1
#52Greatest American Pants1
#896Green Clover of Justice2
#119Hodgman's bow tie1
#81Hodgman's cane1
#132Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times1
#125Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics1
#173Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin1
#164Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top1
#129Hodgman's lobsterskin pants1
#146Hodgman's porkpie hat1
#97Hodgman's varcolac paw1
#258Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration3
#1290Iron Beta of Industry2
🥇Jackass Plumber home game1
#59Juju Mojo Mask1
#38Junior Adventurer's kit1
#839Kissin' Cousins1
🥇KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat1
🥈LARP membership card1
#669LED block1
#815La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez1
#779Lederhosen of the Night1
#1061Let Me Be!1
#112Libram of Love Songs1
#437Mace of the Tortoise1
#32Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit1
#224Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery1
#559Maxing, Relaxing2
#346Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
#462Mr. Joe's bangles2
#437NPZR chemistry set5
#726Newman's Own Trousers1
#217Ol' Scratch's ash can1
#99Ol' Scratch's manacles1
#196Ol' Scratch's ol' britches1
#373Ol' Scratch's salad fork3
#187Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat1
#51Operation Patriot Shield1
#873Orange Star of Sacrifice2
#187Oscus's dumpster waders1
#100Oscus's flypaper pants1
#105Oscus's garbage can lid1
#53Oscus's pelt2
#237Pack of Alice's Army Cards1
#294Pasta Spoon of Peril1
#818Pink Heart of Spirit1
#12Platinum Yendorian Express Card1
#187Pokëmann band-aid1
#810Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#778Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#889Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#176Prelude of Precision1
#166Rainbow's Gravity1
#261Red Balloon of Valor1
#767Red Rover BB gun1
#648Rock and Roll Legend1
#2542Scalp of Gorgolok1
#657Sensual Massage for Creeps2
#471Sinful Desires1
🥈Stabonic scroll1
#627Summer Nights2
#158Tales of a Kansas Toymaker16
#685The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones1
#138The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder1
#633The Joy of Wassailing4
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#778Thwaitgold bee statuette3
#938Travels with Jerry1
🥇Trivial Avocations board game1
#158Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#436Uncle Crimbo's Rations4
🥇Uncle Crimbo's Sack1
#421Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide27
#35Uncle Hobo's belt1
#23Uncle Hobo's epic beard1
#29Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves1
#26Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants1
#59Uncle Hobo's highest bough1
#26Uncle Hobo's stocking cap1
🥈Underworld trunk1
#46V for Vivala mask1
#204Wand of Oscus1
#499Workytime Tea3
#279Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher1
#1150Yellow Moon of Compassion2
#1172Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#182Zombo's grievous greaves1
#189Zombo's shield1
#191Zombo's skullcap1
#426Zu Mannkäse Dienen4
🥇all-year sucker1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
#236antique 8-Bit Power magazine7
#933antique record album1
#2064astronaut pants1
#1853baby killer bee1
#247ball-in-a-cup1
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#927bath ball gift set4
#701bindlestocking1
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#185blank fudge mold2
#924blob-shaped Crimbo cookie7
#942blue plasma ball1
#253blue plastic baby1
#102blueberry-frosted king cake12
#174bobble-hip hula elf doll1
#76bone spurs1
#980borg sock monkey1
#501bottle of sewage schnapps5
#296bowl of fishysoisse3
#204box of Pokëmann band-aids1
#4508box of sunshine10
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#335bucket of honey1
#1069buckyball3
#104bungle in the jungle13
#228burrowgrub hive1
#1499can of CRIMBCOLA3
#396can of franks 'n' beans1
#1565candy kneecapping stick2
#1852candy knuckles1
#755canteen of wine29
#889capacitor relay10
#1108carbon nanotube frame7
#120cement sandals7
#289cheap elven gloves15
#663circular CRIMBCOOKIE3
#680colorful plastic ball1
#311comfy coffin4
#884commemorative war stein1
🥉control crystal1
#360corncob pipe3
#552corrupted data10
#27crumpled felt fedora1
#104crystal skull1
#260crystallized memory1
#443cup of infinite pencils2
#920cyborg doll1
#1826cyborg stompin' boot1
#615deadly lampshade1
🥇detour shield1
#767elven limbos gingerbread15
#393elven cellocello34
#817elven moonshine10
#300elven socks15
#247elven suicide capsule41
#540energy drink IV1
#316epic wad1
#726evil googly eye5
#2680evil teddy bear1
#745extra-greasy slider1
#1829fancy chocolate2
#410fancy chocolate car7
#571fancy seashell necklace1
#354festive holiday hat12
#348festive sausage6
#844figurine of a cold seal2
#339figurine of a sleek seal6
#449figurine of a stinking seal4
#111figurine of an ancient seal9
#634filth-encrusted futon1
#1764fire1
#498flamin' bindle1
#838flashing novelty button2
#376frayed rope belt3
#460freezin' bindle1
#212frigid air mattress4
#741frigid fudgepuck1
#145frost-rimed seal hide3
#466frozen banquet4
#98frozen seal spine1
#953fudgecule112
#541furniture dolly1
#427gift-a-pult1
#1883gingerbread mutant bugbear3
#224glow-in-the-dark dart gun1
#152glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub1
#263glow-in-the-dark wristwatch1
#1799golden ring39
#70grape troll doll1
#546gray bow tie12
#1006green glowstick1
#68gummi bowtie1
#984guy made of bee pollen1
#150haiku katana1
#2519handful of confetti11
#322handful of honey6
#236handmade hobby horse1
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#1679heart of the volcano1
#968herringcello20
#549hippy medical kit1
#182hobo fortress blueprints1
#538hobo nickel390
#384holiday cheese log5
#11honey dipper1
#39honey mead1
#8honeybritches1
#19honeycap1
#41honeypot1
#2350immense cyborg hand1
#1371incredibly creepy marionette1
#150ingot of seal-iron1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#363jar of fermented pickle juice5
#301jar of squeeze3
#229jawbruiser10
#387jerky coins52
#41jingle bell1
#1289killer rag doll1
#438knuckle sandwich53
#736laser-broiled pear12
#288lewd playing card9
#1830licorice garrote1
#446licorice root6
#105little box of fireworks1
#50live wire11
#988lollipop stick1
#456longhaired hippy wig1
#218lucky Crimbo tiki necklace1
#1349mad scientist's sock monkey1
#62mannequin leg1
#45mass of wriggling tentacles1
#108misfit dolly1
#910motivational poster3
#73mysterious chest1
#213natty blue ascot2
#7origami pasties1
#926pack of pogs1
🥉packet of pumpkin seeds1
#321pair of ragged claws1
#584panhandle panhandling hat1
#994paperclip6
#103paperclip cape1
#99paperclip pants1
#91paperclip turban1
#101paperclip-on tie1
#663peanut brittle shield1
#494petrified time1
#332phish stick3
#1205pink glowstick1
#71pixel orb1
#501pog #01 (spider)1
#483pog #02 (Knob goblin)1
#481pog #03 (warwelf)1
#482pog #04 (skleleton)1
#501pog #05 (ninja snowman)1
#488pog #06 (filthy hippy)1
#494pog #07 (orcish frat boy)1
#495pog #08 (hellion)1
#492pog #09 (pirate)1
#513pog #10 (hobo)1
#498pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)1
#321psycho sweater1
#907pulsing flesh4
#1271rigid carapace3
#1458robotronic egg10
#1618rogue swarmer37
#1239sawblade fragment43
#103scissor duck1
#156seal lube1
#1103seal tooth1
#126seal-blubber candle40
#1670seal-clubbing club1
#1053seal-skull helmet1
#210set of jacks1
#32shapeless wide-brimmed hat1
#1809skull-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#192sleazy bindle4
#359sleeping stocking8
#640slow jam collection6
🥉snow belly1
#10snow hat1
🥉snow pants1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
🥈speed limit shield1
#412spooky bark30
#556spooky bindle1
#595square CRIMBCOOKIE3
#761squirming egg sac5
#271stained mattress4
#1282stainless steel scarf2
#1403stainless steel shillelagh3
#707stainless steel skullcap5
#1049stainless steel slacks4
#774stainless steel solitaire4
#1347stainless steel suspenders2
#1520stick-on-a-string1
#330stinkin' bindle2
🥇stop shield1
#173stress ball1
#465stuffed Baron von Ratsworth96
#3137stuffed Cheshire bitten14
#2070stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech24
#1601stuffed Meat21
#1482stuffed alien blob4
#2775stuffed angry cow17
#3156stuffed astral badger14
#3794stuffed baby gravy fairy11
#1770stuffed cocoabo28
#436stuffed crazy bastard sword16
#1265stuffed doppelshifter7
#2030stuffed flaming gravy fairy25
#2221stuffed frozen gravy fairy23
#2498stuffed gray blob2
#2935stuffed hand turkey16
#747stuffed martini10
#2890stuffed mind flayer16
#1392stuffed mink27
#1872stuffed monocle15
#1715stuffed ninja snowman1
#2132stuffed scary death orb24
#3051stuffed sleazy gravy fairy15
#4744stuffed snowy owl7
#2195stuffed spooky gravy fairy23
#863stuffed spooky mushroom10
#2777stuffed stinky gravy fairy17
#1606stuffed teddy butler21
#1718stuffed tin of caviar18
#3060stuffed undead elbow macaroni15
#152stuffed yeti1
#316stuffed yo-yo2
#2120stuffing2
#552sturdy Crimbo crate25
#269sucker bucket1
#256sucker hakama1
#219sucker kabuto1
#671sucker scaffold3
#278sucker tachi1
#787superheated fudge1
#189tainted seal's blood1
#1592teddy borg2
#786throwing wrench6
🥇time sleigh1
#286tin cup of mulligan stew4
#92tiny costume wardrobe1
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#3991tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#3936tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#385tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#3945tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3081tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#8195tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#620tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#4313tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2899tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#636tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#3834tiny plastic G Imp1
#3957tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3879tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3913tiny plastic Hellion1
#3886tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3075tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3961tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3874tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3916tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3898tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#3865tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3873tiny plastic Protagonist1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#3908tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3895tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3065tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3069tiny plastic The Man1
#3929tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#2948tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#3859tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#4545tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#4025tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8219tiny plastic angry goat1
#3943tiny plastic anime smiley1
#3979tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3981tiny plastic astronomer1
#8258tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8132tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#3967tiny plastic beanbat1
#4482tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#3927tiny plastic blooper1
#3958tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3912tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#8101tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8225tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#3915tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3940tiny plastic demoninja1
#4502tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3879tiny plastic drunk goat1
#1017tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#3847tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3912tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3925tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3927tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8158tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8194tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8101tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3904tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#3863tiny plastic goth giant1
#8066tiny plastic grue1
#3897tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#4600tiny plastic hermit1
#428tiny plastic hobo elf1
#8132tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#6080tiny plastic killer bee2
#3894tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#8204tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8106tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3842tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#8119tiny plastic mosquito1
#1037tiny plastic mutant elf1
#3998tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#4348tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8104tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#3896tiny plastic scary clown1
#3852tiny plastic senile lihc1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#3839tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#8229tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3939tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8165tiny plastic stab bat1
#8143tiny plastic star starfish1
#585tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#979tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#4041tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#3864tiny plastic taco cat1
#3863tiny plastic topiary golem1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#4484tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3844tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3875tiny plastic warwelf1
#3855tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3851tiny plastic zmobie1
#2126toy mercenary1
#1189toy soldier1
#1157triangular CRIMBCOOKIE2
#599tropical paperweight1
#1132tropical wrapping paper1
#2235unstable laser battery20
#2588vibrating cyborg knife1
#2318vitachoconutriment capsule5
#330voodoo snuff4
🥇wand of fudge control1
#37wild honey pie1
#590wreath of laurels1
🥇yield shield1

Wow, that's 2,576 items total!

what items are this player missing?