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#70"DRINK ME" potion823
#78'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign18
#4611-ball10
#121.21 jigawatts11
#72100-Watt bulb1
#4931337 7r0uZ0RZ11
#6632-ball5
#3125-meat staff11
#3833-ball12
#29130669 scroll33
#14133398 scroll163
#500334 scroll8
#1937x37x37 puzzle cube422
#5994-ball6
#494-dimensional guitar70
#665-Alarm Saucepan6
#3615-ball13
#4846-ball9
#5564067 scroll11
#394668 scroll1
#1667-Foot Dwarven mattock22
#6547-ball6
#507-inch discus1
#13328-ball7
#87Abyssal ember1
#134Agent Corrigan's cigarette1
#276Alewifeâ„¢ Ale1
#274Alice's Army Alchemist1
#230Alice's Army Bowman1
#224Alice's Army Cleric1
#231Alice's Army Coward1
#156Alice's Army Dervish1
#72Alice's Army Foil Alchemist1
#39Alice's Army Foil Bowman1
#37Alice's Army Foil Cleric1
#37Alice's Army Foil Coward1
#59Alice's Army Foil Guard1
#66Alice's Army Foil Halberder1
#30Alice's Army Foil Hammerman1
#31Alice's Army Foil Horseman1
#28Alice's Army Foil Lanceman1
#66Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber1
#61Alice's Army Foil Ninja1
#66Alice's Army Foil Nurse1
#60Alice's Army Foil Page1
#57Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden1
#62Alice's Army Foil Spearsman1
#64Alice's Army Foil Swordsman1
#60Alice's Army Foil Wallman1
#259Alice's Army Guard1
#248Alice's Army Halberder1
#212Alice's Army Hammerman1
#227Alice's Army Horseman1
#225Alice's Army Lanceman1
#262Alice's Army Mad Bomber1
#161Alice's Army Martyr1
#255Alice's Army Ninja1
#258Alice's Army Nurse1
#259Alice's Army Page1
#267Alice's Army Shieldmaiden1
#173Alice's Army Sniper1
#251Alice's Army Spearsman1
#257Alice's Army Swordsman1
#257Alice's Army Wallman1
#28Amulet of Yendor633
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#1194Angry Farmer candy22
#297Ankh of Badahnkadh1
#70Apathargic Bandersnatch1
#21Asleep in the Cemetery31
#395BRICKO brick11
#335BRICKO eye brick11
#17BRICKO gargantuchicken1
#69BRICKO hat1
#47BRICKO oyster1
#38BRICKO python1
#34Bag o' Tricks2
#162Battlie Light Saver2
#68Belt of Howling Anger8
#82Ben-Galâ„¢ Balm40
#222Benetton's Medley of Diversity1
#113Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook7
#136Bit O' Ectoplasm19
#48BittyCar HotCar1
#36BittyCar MeatCar1
#39BittyCar SoulCar1
#113Black Bodyâ„¢ spray4
#272Black No. 222
#440Blackfly Chardonnay5
#587Blatantly Canadian1
#225Blizzards I Have Died In4
#45Boots of Twilight Whispers9
#423Boris's key lime pie1
#89Brimstone Chicken Sandwich145
#255Bulky Buddy Box11
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#32C.H.U.M. knife20
#82C.H.U.M. lantern2
#1118CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#38CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)1
#1013CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#34CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)1
#1053CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#36CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)1
#1020CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#33CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)1
#1009CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#32CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)1
#23CSA all-purpose soap501
#30CSA bravery badge537
#29CSA cheerfulness ration576
#34CSA discount card566
#42CSA fire-starting kit478
#34CSA obedience grenade569
#36CSA scoutmaster's "water"584
#46Camp Scout backpack1
#46Camp Scout pup tent387
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#444Cherry Cloaca Cola1
#182Chester's bag of candy1
#83Chester's muscle shirt1
#9ChibiBuddyâ„¢ (off)4
#88Choker of the Ultragoth1
#104Clan VIP Lounge invitation1
#12Clan pool table1
#959Cloaca grenade10
#508Cloaca-Cola65
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#487Cloaca-Cola helmet5
#121Cloak of Dire Shadows3
#281Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration1
#1237Cold Hots candy1
#67Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket22
#36Comma Chameleon egg2
#232Connery's Elixir of Audacity1
#67Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket22
#423Corpse Island iced tea12
#13Cosmic Calorie11,604
#461Crimbo Candy Cookbook11
#109Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.1
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#238Crimbo wreath3
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#425Crimboween memo23
#2059Crimbuck33
#4250Crown of the Goblin King1
#294Daffy Taffy110
🥇Deactivated MiniMechaElf1
#532Deactivated O. A. F.1
#95Diet Cloaca Cola15
#454Disco Banjo1
#313Divine1
#32Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment247
#400Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir14
#82Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent11
#144Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm11
#57Double Bacon Beelzeburger325
#117Dramaticâ„¢ range12
#230Dreadsylvanian Almanac page7
#115Dreadsylvanian seed pod1
#28Drunkula's silky pants1
#149Duskwalker syringe2
#384Dyspepsi-Cola171
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#40El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)12
#257El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)1
#216El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)1
#44El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)9
#96El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)11
#61Elmley shades22
#72Elvish sunglasses1
#16Ent cider1,569
#119Familiar-Groâ„¢ Terrarium1
#173Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots82
#251Ferrigno's Elixir of Power1
#65Frogade11
#213Frosty's carrot1
#215Frosty's old silk hat1
#63Frown Exerciser1
#82GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine48
#13GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card2
#63Gauntlets of the Blood Moon8
#277Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire1
#462Genalenâ„¢ Bottle1
#66General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket22
#50Gnollish casserole dish22
#63Gnollish flyswatter57
#111Gnollish pie server17
#83Gnollish pie tin107
#140Gnollish plunger20
#96Gnollish slotted spoon21
#119Gnollish toolbox59
#441Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer1
#66Golden Mean1
#1011Goodfella contract1
#337Grateful Undead T-shirt1
#73Greaves of the Murk Lord6
#200Gummi-DNA5
#42Hatorade11
#248Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance1
#1147Heimandatz's heart1
#512Hell ramen2
#157Helm of the Scream Emperor2
#136Hodgman's blanket10
#73Hodgman's garbage sticker1
#166Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top1
#61Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace1
#95Ice-Cold Beer Ring1
#55Ice-Cold Beerring1
#556Iiti Kitty phone charm2
#1312Imp Ale22
#576Jack-in-the-box9
#109Jarlsberg's earring11
#396Jarlsberg's key lime pie1
#6Jarlsberg's pan2
#203Jolly Roger charrrm22
#65Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet47
#56Jumbo Dr. Lucifer291
#70Kissin' Cousins8
#94Knob Göblin lòve potion1
#211Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar1
#171Knob Goblin elite helm36
#198Knob Goblin elite pants31
#168Knob Goblin elite polearm34
#476Knob Goblin elite shirt10
#65Knob Goblin eyedrops22
#271Knob Goblin firecracker77
#668Knob Goblin harem pants3
#801Knob Goblin harem veil2
#84Knob Goblin love potion238
#629Knob Goblin lunchbox1
#74Knob Goblin melon baller57
#215Knob Goblin pants72
#50Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray72
#182Knob Goblin scimitar90
#79Knob Goblin seltzer447
#585Knob Goblin spatula3
#79Knob Goblin steroids238
#163Knob Goblin stink bomb1
#83Knob Goblin superseltzer118
#213Knob Goblin tongs87
#279Knob Goblin visor22
#75Knob lo mein7
#648Knob mushroom3
#569Knob sausage2
#132Knoll lo mein1
#265Knoll mushroom45
#79Knoll shroomkabob22
#111Knoll stir-fry1
🥈LARP membership card1
#24Lazybonesâ„¢ recliner1
#729Let Me Be!2
#145Libram of Candy Heart Summoning1
#82Libram of Divine Favors1
#112Libram of Love Songs1
#16Libram of Pulled Taffy2
#31Little Crimson Book1
#3899Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet1
#46Lord of the Flies-sized fries503
#42Loudmouth Larry Lamprey1,369
#220Lucky Surprise Egg36
#751M-2428
#216MSG1
#292Mad Train wine364
#253Mae West2
#1985MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
#29Mariner's Friend cough drops60
#387Maxing, Relaxing3
#27Mayflower bouquet2
#45McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade157
#256McMillicancuddy's Special Lager11
#19McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning2
#403Meat detector1
#105Meleegraâ„¢ pills100
#103Mer-kin digpick1
#183Mer-kin fastjuice1
#61Mer-kin foodbucket22
#83Mer-kin healscroll11
#185Mer-kin hookspear1
#192Mer-kin killscroll1
#105Mer-kin pinkslip1
#112Mer-kin pressureglobe1
#108Mer-kin roundshield1
#374Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler10
#638Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub30
#64Microplushie: Bropane163
#87Microplushie: Dorkonide47
#69Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid75
#100Microplushie: Fauxnerditide28
#82Microplushie: Gothochondria115
#78Microplushie: Hippylase166
#89Microplushie: Hipsterine15
#86Microplushie: Hobomosome80
#75Microplushie: Otakulone192
#104Microplushie: Raverdrine84
#82Microplushie: Sororitrate129
#185Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot2
#397Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#444Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#294Mohawk wig37
#348Mon Tiki1
#521Mountain Stream soda22
#164Mr. Accessory1
#52Mr. Haggis94
#73Mr. Joe's bangles16
#520Mr. Mediocrebar103
#34Ms. Accessory1
#71Mudflap-Girl Earring1
#65Mudflap-Girl Necklace1
#85Mudflap-Girl Ring1
#33ND21
#287Neuromancer1
#178Newbiesportâ„¢ tent22
#85Nose Ring of Putrescence1
#64Ol' Scratch's ol' britches2
#80Orcish baseball cap77
#63Orcish cargo shorts83
#61Orcish frat-paddle102
#88Oreille Divisée brandy2
#187Oscus's dumpster waders1
#106Oscus's garbage can lid1
#8Oscus's neverending soda1
#194Oscus's pelt1
#382PADL Phone11
#237Pack of Alice's Army Cards1
#1599Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster2
#292Pasta Spoon of Peril1
#543Penultimate Fantasy chest14
#136Pick-O-Matic lockpicks11
#52Pine-Fresh air freshener72
#173Polysniff Perfume1
#64Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit7
#69Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket22
#338Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit2
🥉Ram's Face Lager102,125
#302Red Rover BB gun12
#196Regular Cloaca Cola7
#1464Retenez L'Herbe Paté1
#100Ring of Fire1
#100Ring of the Sewer Snake1
#644Rock Pops82
#646Rock and Roll Legend1
#129Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome1
#200Sensual Massage for Creeps6
#122Shield of Icy Fate3
#24Single Alice's Army Foil1
#399Sneaky Pete's key lime pie1
#65Snow Queen Crown143
#20Snow Suit1
#138Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts1
#152Space Tourist Phaser2
#147Space Tours Tripple6
#978Spam Witch sammich3
#22Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb1
#4Spooky Putty ball1
#5Spooky Putty sheet1
#217Spooky Surprise Egg76
#220Spooky-Gro fertilizer4
#6Staff of the Deepest Freeze1
#49Staff of the Walk-In Freezer1
#101Summer Nights8
#153Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword1
#736Supernova Champagne1
#506Swabbieâ„¢ swab1
#126Sword of Dark Omens3
#152T.U.R.D.S. Key3
#279Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro51
#307Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita48
#240Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco61
#409Tales from the Fireside3
#226Tasty Fun Good rice candy330
#191The Big Book of Pirate Insults22
#32The Six-Pack of Pain3
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#32Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts1
#271Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste11
#109Tome of Sugar Shummoning1
#612Travels with Jerry2
#766Trollhouse cookies15
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#542Tuesday's ruby2
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
#83Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix47
#8Unconscious Collective Dream Jar805
#19V for Vivala mask2
#66Wand of Oscus2
#285Warm Subject gift certificate378
#131Whatsian Ionic Pliers2
#477White Citadel burger1
#430White Citadel fries1
#127Whoompa Fur Pants2
#2453Yummy Tummy bean11
#73Zeâ„¢ goggles88
#181Zombo's grievous greaves1
#187Zombo's shield1
#85Zombo's skull ring1
#191Zombo's skullcap1
#916Zu Mannkäse Dienen1
#706a little sump'm sump'm1
#335abandoned candy1
#207abominable blubber1
#319abominable snowcone48
#121accidental cider20
#113acid-squirting flower50
#259acoustic guitarrr15
#44actual reality goggles119
#273adder bladder33
#29affordable teak perch1
#8agua de vida1,311
#27airblaster gun271
#91albatross necklace1
#356all-purpose cleaner11
#22alpha-mail pants11
#145alphabet gum12
#127amber aviator shades1
#142amulet of extreme plot significance116
#242ancient Magi-Wipes27
#219ancient cursed foot locker1
#146ancient frozen dinner17
#198ancient poisoned dart6
#283ancient protein powder15
#277ancient spice8
#507ancient unspeakable fruitcake11
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#231ant agonist13
#35ant antidepressant1
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#47ant rake11
#46ant sickle11
#483anti-anti-antidote1
#417anticheese11
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#61antique spear213
🥈aquaviolet jub-jub bird27
#181armgun17
#53arrrgyle socks71
#181artisanal limoncello2
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#21asbestos crossbow22
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#43asbestos sword hilt11
#70asparagus knife134
#4astral mushroom3,611
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#318atomic vector plotter11
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#11bad penguin egg5
#7427badass belt1
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#97ball-in-a-cup2
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#197bartender-in-the-box1
#67bartender-skull-in-the-box1
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#166batgut240
#201battered Crimbo Crate64
#28battered old top-hat1
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#619bejeweled pledge pin2
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#145big red clown nose64
#475big rock1
#210big stick1
#76big stirring stick1
#117bigger stick1
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#103bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme1
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#159bird rib11
#650bit-o-cactus1
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#522black pudding2
#94black sheepskin diploma4
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#91black snowcone38
#129black spot6
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#50blackberry slippers6
#518blind-packed capsule toy1
#48blob-shaped Crimbo cookie87
#36blood of the Wereseal84
#155blood-faced volleyball6
#504bloody beer13
#125bloody clown pants67
#409bloody mary3
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#302blue glowstick5
#88blue paisley oyster egg28
#977blue pixel11
#79blue pixel potion22
#26blue plasma ball1,879
#253blue plastic baby1
#277blue plastic oyster egg17
#536blue polka-dot oyster egg8
#22blue potion58
#76blue snowcone273
#171blue striped oyster egg22
#24blue suede shoes8
#141blue-frosted astral cupcake10
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#333blundarrrbus1
#87bone collar4
#76bone spurs1
#294booty chest charrrm22
#105booty chest charrrm bracelet1
#78borg sock monkey29
#72boring spaghetti11
#391bottle of Calcutta Emerald1
#413bottle of Domesticated Turkey1
#385bottle of Jorge Sinsonte1
#4bottle of Monsieur Bubble9,990
#150bottle of Mystic Shell6
#334bottle of Ooze-O1
#215bottle of Pete's Sake1
#253bottle of Pinot Renoir6
#252bottle of Vangoghbitussin3
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#45bottle of antifreeze16
#59bottle of black cat tonic22
#134bottle of cooking sherry17
#649bottle of gin16
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#196bottle of popskull12
#266bottle of realpagne1
#17bottle of rhinoceros hormones18
#473bottle of rum94
#344bottle of sake1
#26bottle of sewage schnapps241
#1073bottle of single-barrel whiskey1
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#7bottle of ultravitamins157
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#746bottle of whiskey22
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#95bottled green pixie1
#50bottled inspiration33
#38bounty-hunting helmet1
#32bounty-hunting pants1
#38bounty-hunting rifle1
#771bouquet of circular saw blades1
#92bowl of Bounty-Os1
#283bowl of cottage cheese94
#223bowl of fishysoisse4
#450bowl of lucky charms1
#108box154
#92box-in-the-box1
#180box-in-the-box-in-the-box1
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#124boxed wine368
#116boxing glove5
#139brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings25
#81brains casserole7
#72brainwave-controlled unicorn horn1
#247brainy skull1
#154brick230
#539briefcase4
#122broken skull270
#90broken sword73
#541bronzed locust1
#447brown plastic baby1
#329brown sugar cane11
#71bubble-wrap simulator16
#94bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban1
#15bubblewrap crossbow11
#125bubblewrap ore22
#55bubblewrap staff1
#16bubblewrap sword11
#328bubblin' crude12
#534bubbly potion11
#1627buckyball1
#181bugbear beanie46
#141bugbear bungguard55
#592bullet-proof corduroys1
#176bum cheek119
#55bunch of square grapes178
#228burrowgrub hive1
#93cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar6
#383cactus fruit3
#117caipifruta1
#152calle de miel11
#249calle de miel with a fly in it1
#412can of Binarrrca23
#70can of Red Minotaur75
#471can of Swiller2
#90can of black paint5
#545can of fake snow1
#396can of franks 'n' beans1
#116can of maces10
#43can of spinach39
#187can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce42
#480candied kobold6
#510candied yams18
#620candy brain3
#2090candy cane11
#110candy cornucopia1
#470candy kneecapping stick5
#1465candy knuckles2
#2397candy stake3
#281cannonball charrrm22
#80cannonball charrrm bracelet1
#243canopic jar25
#28canteen of wine401
#808capacitor relay11
#230carbonated water lily25
#80cardboard box turtle1
#10cardboard crossbow22
#47cardboard katana22
#112cardboard ore22
#57cardboard staff1
#16cardboard sword11
#8cardboard wakizashi2,352
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#77carob cannon1
#202carob chunk cookies12
#155carob chunk noodles13
#155carob chunks61
#10carrot juice81
#12carrot nose1,000
#145carton of rotten eggs25
#35cartoon heart100
#168casino pass22
#26cast2,390
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#115catgut113
#802cement sandals1
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#115chain-mail monokini1
#56chaos butterfly11,753
#39charpuce jub-jub bird1
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#289cheap elven gloves15
#540cheap plastic bottle opener12
#34cheap studded belt1,371
#291chef's hat36
#235chef-in-the-box1
#110chef-skull-in-the-box1
#560cherry2
#379chewing gum on a string22
#34chintzy accordion pin22
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