Museum :: Do Not_uhm

Do Not_uhm_I told ya

Rank	Item	Quantity
#71	"DRINK ME" potion	823
#78	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	18
#461	1-ball	10
#12	1.21 jigawatts	11
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#493	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	11
#664	2-ball	5
#31	25-meat staff	11
#383	3-ball	12
#291	30669 scroll	33
#141	33398 scroll	163
#500	334 scroll	8
#18	37x37x37 puzzle cube	422
#599	4-ball	6
#49	4-dimensional guitar	70
#66	5-Alarm Saucepan	6
#361	5-ball	13
#484	6-ball	9
#55	64067 scroll	11
#395	668 scroll	1
#165	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	22
#654	7-ball	6
#50	7-inch discus	1
#1334	8-ball	7
#86	Abyssal ember	1
#134	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	1
#275	Alewife™ Ale	1
#272	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#228	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#222	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#229	Alice's Army Coward	1
#154	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#71	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#38	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#67	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#257	Alice's Army Guard	1
#246	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#210	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#225	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#223	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#260	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#159	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#253	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#256	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#257	Alice's Army Page	1
#265	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#171	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#249	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#254	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#254	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#29	Amulet of Yendor	633
#2231	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#1196	Angry Farmer candy	22
#295	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#71	Apathargic Bandersnatch	1
#21	Asleep in the Cemetery	31
#393	BRICKO brick	11
#336	BRICKO eye brick	11
#19	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#70	BRICKO hat	1
#49	BRICKO oyster	1
#39	BRICKO python	1
#34	Bag o' Tricks	2
#162	Battlie Light Saver	2
#69	Belt of Howling Anger	8
#83	Ben-Gal™ Balm	40
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#113	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	7
#135	Bit O' Ectoplasm	19
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#112	Black Body™ spray	4
#272	Black No. 2	22
#440	Blackfly Chardonnay	5
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#224	Blizzards I Have Died In	4
#45	Boots of Twilight Whispers	9
#424	Boris's key lime pie	1
#89	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	145
#255	Bulky Buddy Box	11
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#32	C.H.U.M. knife	20
#82	C.H.U.M. lantern	2
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#1014	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#1055	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#23	CSA all-purpose soap	501
#30	CSA bravery badge	537
#29	CSA cheerfulness ration	576
#34	CSA discount card	566
#41	CSA fire-starting kit	478
#34	CSA obedience grenade	569
#36	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	584
#46	Camp Scout backpack	1
#46	Camp Scout pup tent	387
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#445	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#82	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#10	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	4
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#99	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	1
#12	Clan pool table	1
#957	Cloaca grenade	10
#508	Cloaca-Cola	65
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#487	Cloaca-Cola helmet	5
#120	Cloak of Dire Shadows	3
#282	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#67	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	22
#36	Comma Chameleon egg	2
#233	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#67	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	22
#423	Corpse Island iced tea	12
#13	Cosmic Calorie	11,604
#463	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	11
#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#238	Crimbo wreath	3
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#425	Crimboween memo	23
#2059	Crimbuck	33
#4248	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#295	Daffy Taffy	110
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#96	Diet Cloaca Cola	15
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#313	Divine	1
#32	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	247
#400	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	14
#82	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	11
#144	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	11
#57	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	325
#117	Dramatic™ range	12
#228	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	7
#115	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	1
#28	Drunkula's silky pants	1
#149	Duskwalker syringe	2
#385	Dyspepsi-Cola	171
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#40	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	12
#256	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#44	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	9
#96	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	11
#61	Elmley shades	22
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#16	Ent cider	1,569
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#173	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	82
#252	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#65	Frogade	11
#211	Frosty's carrot	1
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#82	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	48
#13	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	2
#63	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	8
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#461	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#66	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	22
#50	Gnollish casserole dish	22
#63	Gnollish flyswatter	57
#111	Gnollish pie server	17
#83	Gnollish pie tin	107
#140	Gnollish plunger	20
#96	Gnollish slotted spoon	21
#119	Gnollish toolbox	59
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#65	Golden Mean	1
#1011	Goodfella contract	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#74	Greaves of the Murk Lord	6
#199	Gummi-DNA	5
#42	Hatorade	11
#249	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#1143	Heimandatz's heart	1
#512	Hell ramen	2
#158	Helm of the Scream Emperor	2
#135	Hodgman's blanket	10
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#56	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#556	Iiti Kitty phone charm	2
#1312	Imp Ale	22
#577	Jack-in-the-box	9
#109	Jarlsberg's earring	11
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#6	Jarlsberg's pan	2
#203	Jolly Roger charrrm	22
#65	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	47
#56	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	291
#70	Kissin' Cousins	8
#94	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	1
#211	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#170	Knob Goblin elite helm	36
#198	Knob Goblin elite pants	31
#168	Knob Goblin elite polearm	34
#476	Knob Goblin elite shirt	10
#65	Knob Goblin eyedrops	22
#271	Knob Goblin firecracker	77
#668	Knob Goblin harem pants	3
#801	Knob Goblin harem veil	2
#84	Knob Goblin love potion	238
#628	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#74	Knob Goblin melon baller	57
#215	Knob Goblin pants	72
#50	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	72
#182	Knob Goblin scimitar	90
#79	Knob Goblin seltzer	447
#586	Knob Goblin spatula	3
#79	Knob Goblin steroids	238
#163	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#83	Knob Goblin superseltzer	118
#213	Knob Goblin tongs	87
#279	Knob Goblin visor	22
#75	Knob lo mein	7
#647	Knob mushroom	3
#570	Knob sausage	2
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#264	Knoll mushroom	45
#79	Knoll shroomkabob	22
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#24	Lazybones™ recliner	1
#729	Let Me Be!	2
#145	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	1
#83	Libram of Divine Favors	1
#112	Libram of Love Songs	1
#16	Libram of Pulled Taffy	2
#31	Little Crimson Book	1
#3899	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#46	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	503
#42	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	1,369
#220	Lucky Surprise Egg	36
#750	M-242	8
#216	MSG	1
#292	Mad Train wine	364
#253	Mae West	2
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#29	Mariner's Friend cough drops	60
#387	Maxing, Relaxing	3
#27	Mayflower bouquet	2
#45	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	157
#256	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	11
#19	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	2
#403	Meat detector	1
#105	Meleegra™ pills	100
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#182	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#61	Mer-kin foodbucket	22
#83	Mer-kin healscroll	11
#184	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#105	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
#111	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
#107	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#374	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	10
#638	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	30
#65	Microplushie: Bropane	163
#87	Microplushie: Dorkonide	47
#70	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	75
#100	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	28
#82	Microplushie: Gothochondria	115
#79	Microplushie: Hippylase	166
#89	Microplushie: Hipsterine	15
#86	Microplushie: Hobomosome	80
#74	Microplushie: Otakulone	192
#103	Microplushie: Raverdrine	84
#83	Microplushie: Sororitrate	129
#185	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	2
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#291	Mohawk wig	37
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#522	Mountain Stream soda	22
#163	Mr. Accessory	1
#52	Mr. Haggis	94
#73	Mr. Joe's bangles	16
#521	Mr. Mediocrebar	103
#35	Ms. Accessory	1
#72	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#33	ND	21
#287	Neuromancer	1
#176	Newbiesport™ tent	22
#86	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#64	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	2
#79	Orcish baseball cap	77
#63	Orcish cargo shorts	83
#61	Orcish frat-paddle	102
#88	Oreille Divisée brandy	2
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#382	PADL Phone	11
#237	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	1
#1598	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#543	Penultimate Fantasy chest	14
#136	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	11
#51	Pine-Fresh air freshener	72
#173	Polysniff Perfume	1
#64	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	7
#69	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	22
#338	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	2
🥉	Ram's Face Lager	102,125
#302	Red Rover BB gun	12
#196	Regular Cloaca Cola	7
#1463	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#644	Rock Pops	82
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#129	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	1
#200	Sensual Massage for Creeps	6
#123	Shield of Icy Fate	3
#24	Single Alice's Army Foil	1
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#65	Snow Queen Crown	143
#20	Snow Suit	1
#140	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	1
#150	Space Tourist Phaser	2
#146	Space Tours Tripple	6
#979	Spam Witch sammich	3
#22	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	1
#4	Spooky Putty ball	1
#5	Spooky Putty sheet	1
#217	Spooky Surprise Egg	76
#220	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	4
#6	Staff of the Deepest Freeze	1
#50	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#100	Summer Nights	8
#154	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#127	Sword of Dark Omens	3
#151	T.U.R.D.S. Key	3
#279	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	51
#307	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	48
#240	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	61
#409	Tales from the Fireside	3
#226	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	330
#191	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	22
#32	The Six-Pack of Pain	3
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#33	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	1
#270	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	11
#109	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	1
#613	Travels with Jerry	2
#766	Trollhouse cookies	15
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#542	Tuesday's ruby	2
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#82	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	47
#8	Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	805
#19	V for Vivala mask	2
#66	Wand of Oscus	2
#285	Warm Subject gift certificate	378
#131	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	2
#477	White Citadel burger	1
#431	White Citadel fries	1
#127	Whoompa Fur Pants	2
#2454	Yummy Tummy bean	11
#73	Ze™ goggles	88
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#917	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#333	abandoned candy	1
#207	abominable blubber	1
#319	abominable snowcone	48
#120	accidental cider	20
#113	acid-squirting flower	50
#259	acoustic guitarrr	15
#44	actual reality goggles	119
#272	adder bladder	33
#29	affordable teak perch	1
#8	agua de vida	1,311
#27	airblaster gun	271
#91	albatross necklace	1
#357	all-purpose cleaner	11
#22	alpha-mail pants	11
#144	alphabet gum	12
#127	amber aviator shades	1
#142	amulet of extreme plot significance	116
#242	ancient Magi-Wipes	27
#218	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#145	ancient frozen dinner	17
#198	ancient poisoned dart	6
#283	ancient protein powder	15
#277	ancient spice	8
#506	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	11
#322	ancient vinyl coin purse	10
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#852	anniversary gift box	5
#231	ant agonist	13
#35	ant antidepressant	1
#47	ant hoe	11
#46	ant pick	11
#47	ant pitchfork	11
#47	ant rake	11
#46	ant sickle	11
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#418	anticheese	11
#4	antique bottle of cough syrup	1,175
#56	antique greaves	216
#223	antique hand mirror	22
#58	antique helmet	201
#90	antique packet of ketchup	28
#58	antique shield	212
#61	antique spear	213
🥈	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	27
#180	armgun	17
#53	arrrgyle socks	71
#181	artisanal limoncello	2
#116	asbestos apron	11
#21	asbestos crossbow	22
#28	asbestos crossbow string	11
#21	asbestos helmet turtle	11
#73	asbestos meat stack	1
#287	asbestos ore	24
#32	asbestos staff	11
#170	asbestos stick	1
#23	asbestos sword	22
#41	asbestos sword hilt	11
#70	asparagus knife	134
#4	astral mushroom	3,611
#996	astronaut pants	6
#318	atomic vector plotter	11
#49	attention spanner	4
#9	avatar of the Unconscious Collective	1
#1295	awful poetry journal	11
#83	backwoods screwdriver	24
#2450	baconstone	1
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#19	baconstone earring	11
#11	bad penguin egg	5
#7432	badass belt	1
#147	badge of authority	1
#59	badger badge	3
#29	bag of Cheat-Os	1,006
#14	bag of GORF	1,366
#17	bag of GORP	1,406
#13	bag of QWOP	960
#137	bag of W&Ws	92
#27	bag of airline peanuts	813
#39	bag of lard	24
#1312	ball	3
#97	ball-in-a-cup	2
#44	balloon sword	11
#253	ballroom blintz	14
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#340	banana	15
#654	banana peel	1
#82	banana smoothie	11
#251	banana supersucker	1
#293	banana-frosted king cake	10
#57	banjo strings	11
#314	bar skin	37
#182	barbed-wire fence	40
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#67	bartender-skull-in-the-box	1
#369	baseball	11
#18	basic meat crossbow	22
#98	basic meat fez	1
#59	basic meat foon	1
#20	basic meat helmet	22
#17	basic meat kilt	22
#32	basic meat pants	11
#11	basic meat skirt	22
#21	basic meat spork	22
#20	basic meat staff	22
#144	basic meat sword	1
#141	bat guano	134
#126	bat wing	161
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#165	batgut	240
#201	battered Crimbo Crate	64
#28	battered old top-hat	1
#89	beach glass bead	80
#71	beach glass necklace	11
#69	beanbag chair	11
#161	bed of coals	5
#232	beefy fish meat	1
#138	beer basted brat	1
#484	beer bomb	25
#226	beer bong	11
#39	beer cartilage	22
#254	beer goggles	1
#295	beer helmet	12
#17	beer lens	511
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#183	beertini	11
#68	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	9
#164	begpwnia	32
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#380	bejeweled cufflinks	11
#619	bejeweled pledge pin	2
#1063	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#88	berry-infused sake	1
#113	big bass drum	16
#145	big red clown nose	64
#474	big rock	1
#210	big stick	1
#76	big stirring stick	1
#117	bigger stick	1
#423	bilge wine	22
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#159	bird rib	11
#649	bit-o-cactus	1
#469	black & tan	2
#4	black BRICKO brick	105
#43	black candy heart	337
#119	black cherry soda	6
#510	black eyedrops	1
#92	black facepaint	5
#198	black forest cake	22
#161	black greaves	20
#168	black helmet	19
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#305	black pension check	11
#577	black pepper	1
#166	black picnic basket	11
#703	black pixel	11
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#312	black polka-dot oyster egg	17
#522	black pudding	2
#93	black sheepskin diploma	4
#327	black shield	6
#509	black snake skin	7
#91	black snowcone	38
#129	black spot	6
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#232	black sword	12
#269	black velvet box	1
#27	black-and-blue light	1,824
#502	blackberry	9
#123	blackberry combat boots	3
#53	blackberry moccasins	5
#50	blackberry slippers	6
#517	blind-packed capsule toy	1
#48	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	87
#36	blood of the Wereseal	84
#155	blood-faced volleyball	6
#504	bloody beer	13
#125	bloody clown pants	67
#408	bloody mary	3
#10	blue canary nightlight	2
#302	blue glowstick	5
#88	blue paisley oyster egg	28
#978	blue pixel	11
#79	blue pixel potion	22
#27	blue plasma ball	1,879
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#277	blue plastic oyster egg	17
#536	blue polka-dot oyster egg	8
#22	blue potion	58
#76	blue snowcone	273
#171	blue striped oyster egg	22
#24	blue suede shoes	8
#141	blue-frosted astral cupcake	10
#621	blueberry-frosted king cake	1
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#87	bone collar	4
#76	bone spurs	1
#294	booty chest charrrm	22
#105	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
#78	borg sock monkey	29
#72	boring spaghetti	11
#392	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#414	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#386	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#4	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	9,990
#150	bottle of Mystic Shell	6
#334	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#214	bottle of Pete's Sake	1
#253	bottle of Pinot Renoir	6
#254	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	3
#347	bottle of alcohol	7
#45	bottle of antifreeze	16
#59	bottle of black cat tonic	22
#134	bottle of cooking sherry	17
#651	bottle of gin	16
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#2763	tiny plastic Hellion	2
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#224	tiny shaker of salt	10
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#210	titanium assault umbrella	58
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#55	true grit	73
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#535	twitching claw	9
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#115	unfortunate dumplings	4
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#14	union scalemail pants	22
#7	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	2,872
#328	unstable DNA	159
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#432	vanilla-frosted king cake	3
#36	velcro boots	1
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#40	walrus-tusk earring	32
#205	wang	11
#33	wasabi-infused sake	11
#601	water pipe bomb	25
#68	water purification pills	359
#65	water wings	23
#78	watered-down Red Minotaur	39
#37	waterlogged bootstraps	1
#45	wet stew	11
#153	wheel	22
#117	whiskey and cola	24
#61	whiskey and soda	22
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#52	white Xanadian	11
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#6	white picket fence	1,119
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#66	white satin pants	95
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#71	white snake skin	194
#60	white sword	123
#24	whoopie cushion	767
#15	wiffle-flail	13
#29	wind-up chattering teeth	670
#62	windchimes	268
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#615	witch hat	1
#566	witty rapier	1
#69	wizard action figure	1
#33	woim	1
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#310	wolf mask	90
#428	wonderwall shield	1
#425	wooden stakes	5
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#82	wriggling tentacle	1
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#31	x-ray specs	600
#336	yellow brick road	1
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#24	yellow plastic hard hat	11
#238	yellow plastic oyster egg	22
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#30	yellow snowcone	681
#421	yellow striped oyster egg	6
#386	yeti fur	410
🥇	yield shield	1
#665	yo	13
#9	zen motorcycle	18
#149	zmobie	1

Wow, that's 711,013 items total!

what items are this player missing?