| #106 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 1 |
| #235 | "caramel" orange | 1 |
| #25 | "honey" dipper | 1 |
| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #123 | 11-leaf clover | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1426 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #1456 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1225 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #934 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1473 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #116 | 4-dimensional fez | 1 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #1435 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #394 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #50 | 7-inch discus | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #35 | 99.44% pure math | 1 |
| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #60 | A Light that Never Goes Out | 1 |
| #108 | ASCII fu manchu | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #87 | Abyssal ember | 1 |
| #98 | Accordion of Jordion | 1 |
| #94 | Adventurer bobblehead | 1 |
| #134 | Agent Corrigan's cigarette | 1 |
| #276 | Alewifeâ„¢ Ale | 1 |
| #275 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #231 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #231 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #260 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #249 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #213 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #228 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #226 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #262 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #260 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #267 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #174 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #415 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #158 | Ancient Protector Soda | 1 |
| #2231 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #834 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #2095 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #392 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #297 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #64 | Artist's Butterknife of Regret | 1 |
| #70 | Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness | 1 |
| #66 | Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury | 1 |
| #64 | Artist's Spatula of Despair | 1 |
| #64 | Artist's Whisk of Misery | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #218 | Atomic Pop | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #58 | Aye Aye | 1 |
| #190 | BACON | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #47 | BRICKO bat | 1 |
| #503 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #69 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #58 | BRICKO ooze | 1 |
| #47 | BRICKO oyster | 1 |
| #63 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #105 | BRICKO reactor | 1 |
| #61 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #62 | BROS Energy Drink | 1 |
| #632 | BURT | 1 |
| #298 | Baja sopapilla | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #133 | Bangyomaman battle juice | 1 |
| #4298 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #151 | Barulio's bottle | 1 |
| #291 | Bash-ÅŒs cereal | 1 |
| #197 | Battlie Light Saver | 1 |
| #286 | Ben-Galâ„¢ Balm | 1 |
| #762 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #227 | BitterSweetTarts | 1 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #587 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #44 | Boltsmann ID badge | 1 |
| #2385 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #423 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2775 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #136 | Boulevardier cocktail | 1 |
| #18 | Bowl of Infinite Jelly | 1 |
| #118 | Bowl of Scorpions | 1 |
| #94 | Bram's choker | 1 |
| #108 | Brandonian footlocker key | 1 |
| #82 | Breakfast Blast wine cooler | 1 |
| #1742 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1012 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #129 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 1 |
| #1504 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #128 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 1 |
| #64 | Buttery Knob | 1 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #460 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #172 | CSA all-purpose soap | 1 |
| #179 | CSA bravery badge | 1 |
| #229 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 1 |
| #225 | CSA discount card | 1 |
| #408 | CSA fire-starting kit | 1 |
| #195 | CSA obedience grenade | 1 |
| #216 | CSA scoutmaster's "water" | 1 |
| #179 | Camp Scout pup tent | 1 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #61 | Chalice of the Malkovich Prince | 1 |
| #100 | Charity's choker | 1 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #445 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #73 | Cherrytastrophe wine cooler | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddyâ„¢ (off) | 1 |
| #91 | Chinese curse words | 1 |
| #52 | Christmas ham | 1 |
| #571 | Chroner | 1 |
| #79 | Citrus Crush wine cooler | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #166 | Claybender glasses | 1 |
| #48 | Climate Colada | 1 |
| #1733 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1487 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #244 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #2409 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1238 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #265 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #104 | Comet Pop | 1 |
| #232 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #1371 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1852 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| 🥇 | Covert Ops for Kids (used) | 1 |
| #115 | Cracklin' Oat Bran | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #432 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 1 |
| #161 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #111 | Crimbo crystal shards | 1 |
| #161 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #215 | Crimbo food scraps | 1 |
| #532 | Crimbo salad | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #228 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #362 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #170 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #57 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 1 |
| #86 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 1 |
| #128 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 1 |
| #58 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #216 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 1 |
| #84 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 1 |
| #59 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 1 |
| #144 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 1 |
| #73 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 1 |
| #356 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| #91 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 1 |
| #154 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 1 |
| #129 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 1 |
| #84 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 1 |
| #35 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 1 |
| #88 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #138 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 1 |
| #4251 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #94 | Cursed Punch | 1 |
| #347 | D roll | 1 |
| #226 | DUFRESNE Suds | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #131 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 1 |
| #444 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #48 | Dish of Clarified Butter | 1 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #737 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #41 | Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic | 1 |
| #428 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #55 | Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum | 1 |
| #1939 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #982 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #16 | Drip Institute petri dish | 1 |
| #38 | Driplet | 1 |
| #2741 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #81 | Dump Truck | 1 |
| #151 | Duskwalker fangs | 1 |
| #185 | Duskwalker syringe | 1 |
| #206 | Dust bunny | 1 |
| #88 | Dweebisolâ„¢ inhaler | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #52 | Easter eggnog | 1 |
| #56 | Easter grasshopper | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #255 | Effermintâ„¢ tablets | 1 |
| #1789 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #161 | El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) | 1 |
| #291 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 1 |
| #258 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 1 |
| #216 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 1 |
| #232 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 1 |
| #227 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 1 |
| #323 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 1 |
| #298 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
| #284 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #241 | Eldritch snap | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #389 | Elf Guard MPC | 1 |
| #51 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 1 |
| #42 | Elf Guard broom | 1 |
| #55 | Elf Guard clipboard | 1 |
| #93 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 1 |
| #117 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 1 |
| #65 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 1 |
| #64 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 1 |
| #113 | Elf Guard honor present | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard hotpants | 1 |
| #72 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 1 |
| #90 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 1 |
| #101 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #108 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 1 |
| #121 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 1 |
| #58 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 1 |
| #87 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #55 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #85 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #151 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 1 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #500 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #88 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 1 |
| #92 | Elizabeth's paintbrush | 1 |
| #470 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #171 | Elvish delight | 1 |
| #37 | Elvish underarmor | 1 |
| #124 | Enchanted Flyswatter | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #206 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 1 |
| #1165 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #521 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #1008 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #251 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #38 | Fettris | 1 |
| #170 | Fitspirationâ„¢ poster | 1 |
| #42 | Five Second Energyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #128 | Flaskfull of Hollow | 1 |
| #47 | Frankly Mr. Shank | 1 |
| #513 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #130 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 1 |
| #285 | Friendliness Beverage | 1 |
| #69 | Frigid Northern Beans | 1 |
| #214 | Frogade | 1 |
| #126 | Frostâ„¢ brand sword | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #137 | Fu Manchu Wax | 1 |
| #180 | GOTO | 1 |
| #607 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #283 | Game Grid ticket | 1 |
| #264 | Game Grid token | 1 |
| 🥇 | Garland of Greatness | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #164 | Gearhead Goo | 1 |
| #462 | Genalenâ„¢ Bottle | 1 |
| #23 | Gene Tonic: Construct | 1 |
| #32 | Gene Tonic: Dude | 1 |
| #23 | Gene Tonic: Elemental | 1 |
| #24 | Gene Tonic: Horror | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #132 | Gnollish Crossdress | 1 |
| #187 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #257 | Gnollish casserole dish | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #672 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #726 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #94 | Gold Velvetâ„¢ whiskey | 1 |
| #53 | Golden Light | 1 |
| #236 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #186 | Green Manalishi | 1 |
| #343 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| #755 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #60 | Hairpiece On Fire | 1 |
| #42 | Half a Purse | 1 |
| #52 | Hand in Glove | 1 |
| #41 | Hand that Rocks the Ladle | 1 |
| #44 | Handsome Devil | 1 |
| #249 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #1149 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #41 | Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #67 | Hellfire Spicy Beans | 1 |
| #568 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Holiday Multitasking (used) | 1 |
| #470 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #110 | Hotwireâ„¢ brand candy rope | 1 |
| #126 | How to Avoid Scams | 1 |
| 🥇 | How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #170 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
| 🥇 | Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used) | 1 |
| #89 | Hundred Headed IPA | 1 |
| #120 | Iceberglar scarf | 1 |
| #233 | Iiti Kitty Gumdrop | 1 |
| #680 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #113 | Illuminati earpiece | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #23 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #303 | Inner Strength | 1 |
| #316 | Inner Truth | 1 |
| #305 | Inner Wisdom | 1 |
| #51 | Irish eggnog | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #99 | Jacob's rung | 1 |
| #114 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #108 | Jefferson wings | 1 |
| #42 | Jerks' Healthâ„¢ Magazine | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #692 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #1017 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #79 | Kashmir sweater | 1 |
| #88 | Kelflar vest | 1 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #200 | Knob Goblin Mutagen | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #212 | Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #165 | Knob Goblin learning pill | 1 |
| #1090 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #579 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #741 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #315 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #826 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #746 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #941 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #149 | Knob jelly donut | 1 |
| #822 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #239 | Knob nuts | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #194 | Knob stroganoff | 1 |
| #352 | Knob stuffed shells | 1 |
| #132 | Knoll lo mein | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #178 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 1 |
| #71 | Kokomo Resort Chip | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #491 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1 |
| #88 | LIDAR candle | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #457 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #778 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #113 | Leonard's glasses | 1 |
| #115 | Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil | 1 |
| #45 | License To Kill | 1 |
| #102 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 1 |
| #31 | Little Crimson Book | 1 |
| #525 | Lockenstockâ„¢ sandals | 1 |
| #128 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 1 |
| #3901 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #970 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #36 | Louder Than Bomb | 1 |
| #1201 | M-242 | 1 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #308 | Mae West | 1 |
| #263 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #401 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #50 | Mark I Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #51 | Mark II Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #44 | Mark III Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #43 | Mark IV Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #224 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #695 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #530 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #45 | Meat Tenderizer is Murder | 1 |
| #131 | Meat maid | 1 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #60 | Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince | 1 |
| #702 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegraâ„¢ pills | 1 |
| #69 | Mer-kin begsign | 1 |
| #116 | Mer-kin breastplate | 1 |
| #67 | Mer-kin bunwig | 1 |
| #79 | Mer-kin cancerstick | 1 |
| #57 | Mer-kin cheatsheet | 1 |
| #194 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 1 |
| #71 | Mer-kin cooljuice | 1 |
| #103 | Mer-kin digpick | 1 |
| #69 | Mer-kin dragbelt | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin facecowl | 1 |
| #56 | Mer-kin finpaddle | 1 |
| #77 | Mer-kin fitbrine | 1 |
| #173 | Mer-kin foodbucket | 1 |
| #175 | Mer-kin healscroll | 1 |
| #141 | Mer-kin hidepaint | 1 |
| #185 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin killscroll | 1 |
| #89 | Mer-kin knucklebone | 1 |
| #84 | Mer-kin lipstick | 1 |
| #58 | Mer-kin mouthsoap | 1 |
| #105 | Mer-kin pinkslip | 1 |
| #182 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 1 |
| #112 | Mer-kin pressureglobe | 1 |
| #76 | Mer-kin ragejuice | 1 |
| #108 | Mer-kin roundshield | 1 |
| #51 | Mer-kin saltmint | 1 |
| #56 | Mer-kin saltsquid | 1 |
| #54 | Mer-kin sawdust | 1 |
| #65 | Mer-kin smartjuice | 1 |
| #132 | Mer-kin sneakmask | 1 |
| #59 | Mer-kin stopwatch | 1 |
| #70 | Mer-kin strongjuice | 1 |
| #191 | Mer-kin takebag | 1 |
| #163 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 1 |
| #15 | Mer-kin waistrope | 1 |
| #83 | Mer-kin weaksauce | 1 |
| #62 | Mer-kin wordquiz | 1 |
| #60 | Mer-kin worktea | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #287 | Milk Studs | 1 |
| #141 | Missing Eye Simulation Device | 1 |
| #391 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #394 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #380 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #43 | Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #988 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #348 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #591 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #137 | Mornington crescent roll | 1 |
| #110 | Mortimer's nostrum | 1 |
| #80 | Mountain Stream Code Black Alert | 1 |
| #1001 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #248 | Mr. Haggis | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #103 | Mt. McLargeHuge oyster | 1 |
| #78 | Murderer's Punch | 1 |
| #53 | My First Paycheck envelope | 1 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #283 | Nardz energy beverage | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #287 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #100 | New Age healing crystal | 1 |
| #129 | New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #376 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #529 | Newbiesportâ„¢ tent | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #369 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #386 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #383 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #328 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #319 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #742 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #61 | O | 1 |
| #232 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
| #103 | Ogres and Oubliettesâ„¢ module | 1 |
| #509 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #1271 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #81 | Orangemageddon wine cooler | 1 |
| #845 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #794 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #110 | Osk'r Chow | 1 |
| #119 | Othello's dagger | 1 |
| #99 | Othello's handkerchief | 1 |
| #96 | Othello's military jacket | 1 |
| #41 | Ouija Board, Ouija Board | 1 |
| #66 | Outer Wolfâ„¢ cologne | 1 |
| #146 | P.B.L.T. | 1 |
| #612 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #358 | PEEZ dispenser | 1 |
| #29 | PVC staff | 1 |
| #160 | Pain Dip | 1 |
| #22 | Pendant of Gargalesis | 1 |
| #618 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #781 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #818 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #136 | PlexiPips | 1 |
| 🥉 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #174 | Polysniff Perfume | 1 |
| #69 | Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #255 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #157 | Psychotic Train wine | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #15 | Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.) | 1 |
| #19 | Rad-Pro (1 oz.) | 1 |
| #74 | Radberry Rip wine cooler | 1 |
| #942 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #140 | Red Army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #261 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #369 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #17 | Red Russian | 1 |
| #80 | Red X Shield | 1 |
| #107 | Redeyeâ„¢ Eyedrops | 1 |
| #423 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #153 | Roman sadnals | 1 |
| #234 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 1 |
| #143 | S.A.V.E. flyer | 1 |
| #86 | SMOOCH soda | 1 |
| #963 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1073 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #128 | Saturday Night Special | 1 |
| #43 | Saucepanic | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #50 | Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince | 1 |
| #126 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #117 | Scuba Snack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used) | 1 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #57 | Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion | 1 |
| #31 | Sheila Take a Crossbow | 1 |
| #230 | Shivering Chèvre | 1 |
| #218 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 1 |
| 🥇 | Silver HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #18 | Sketcherzâ„¢ | 1 |
| #179 | Skullery Maid's Knee | 1 |
| #619 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #139 | Smart Bone Dust | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #399 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #184 | Space Tourist Phaser | 1 |
| #255 | Space Tours Tripple | 1 |
| #1109 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #58 | Spechunky bar | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #17 | Spelunker's Guild prize sack | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's fedora | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's khakis | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's whip | 1 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #215 | Spirit of Easter | 1 |
| #213 | Spirit of St. Patrick's Day | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #478 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #44 | Spring Bros. ID badge | 1 |
| #70 | Spring Bros. solenoid | 1 |
| #209 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #11 | Staff of the Cozy Fish | 1 |
| #26 | Staff of the Electric Range | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #645 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #80 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2) | 1 |
| #83 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2) | 1 |
| #74 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#1) | 1 |
| #93 | Stephen's secret formula | 1 |
| #165 | Stone Golem pebbles | 1 |
| #243 | Strix stix | 1 |
| #669 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #129 | Super Weight-Gain 9000 | 1 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #506 | Swabbieâ„¢ swab | 1 |
| #62 | Swedish coffee | 1 |
| #325 | Swizzler | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #63 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 1 |
| #226 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 1 |
| #198 | TI-9000 calculator | 1 |
| #779 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #829 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #804 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #71 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #237 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 1 |
| #46 | Tesla's Electroplated Beans | 1 |
| #109 | Texas tea | 1 |
| #61 | Thanksgiving ration | 1 |
| #22 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #4 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #61 | The Lot's engagement ring | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #67 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #124 | Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #262 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 14 |
| #71 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #295 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #833 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #137 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 3 |
| #778 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #123 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 8 |
| #264 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 4 |
| #217 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 7 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #244 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 3 |
| #214 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #416 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #428 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #807 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 5 |
| #266 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 1 |
| #86 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 3 |
| #895 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 5 |
| #673 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 5 |
| #100 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #176 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 2 |
| #57 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 6 |
| #798 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 6 |
| #253 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #315 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #268 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 6 |
| #22 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 6 |
| #332 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #448 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #228 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #275 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 6 |
| #1043 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #145 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 8 |
| #103 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 1 |
| #199 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 27 |
| #956 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #248 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 2 |
| #673 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 12 |
| #1270 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #129 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #80 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 2 |
| #349 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 4 |
| #290 | Tiger-lily's milk | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #563 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| 🥈 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read) | 1 |
| #68 | Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans | 1 |
| #116 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 1 |
| #178 | Trainbot circuitry | 1 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #168 | Trainbot linkages | 1 |
| #77 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #166 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #172 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #163 | Trainbot servomotors | 1 |
| #234 | Trainbot slag | 1 |
| #176 | Trainbot tubing | 1 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #148 | Twelve Night Energy | 1 |
| #756 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #710 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #118 | Unconscious Collective Dream Jar | 1 |
| #251 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #64 | VYKEA bracket | 1 |
| #64 | VYKEA hex key | 1 |
| #69 | VYKEA plank | 1 |
| #42 | Vicar's Tutu | 1 |
| #90 | Victor's Spoils | 1 |
| #34 | Vivian's Vitamin | 1 |
| #916 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #167 | Wax Flask | 1 |
| #237 | Way More Tearsâ„¢ pepper spray | 1 |
| #169 | Whatsian Ionic Pliers | 1 |
| #187 | White Chocolate Golem Seeds | 1 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #162 | Whoompa Fur Pants | 1 |
| #1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #33 | Work is a Four Letter Sword | 1 |
| #66 | World's Blackest-Eyed Peas | 1 |
| #54 | X | 1 |
| #134 | X-37 gun | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #234 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 1 |
| #196 | Ye Olde Meade | 1 |
| #219 | Ye Olde Medieval Insult | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #279 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 1 |
| #1613 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #32 | Yorick | 1 |
| #19 | Young Man's Cargo Load | 1 |
| #15 | Young Man's Crew Sequester | 1 |
| #2956 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #221 | Z-Bone steak | 1 |
| #616 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1172 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #25 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #336 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #75 | abstraction: action | 1 |
| #56 | abstraction: certainty | 1 |
| #73 | abstraction: purpose | 1 |
| #84 | abstraction: sensation | 1 |
| #77 | abstraction: thought | 1 |
| #101 | acceptable bagel | 1 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #132 | accord ion | 1 |
| #121 | accordionoid rocca | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #22 | actual blood sausage | 1 |
| #122 | actual tapas | 1 |
| #195 | adder | 1 |
| #822 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #1573 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel accordion | 1 |
| #14 | aerogel anvil | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel attache case | 1 |
| #54 | agnolotti arboli | 1 |
| #67 | alarm accordion | 1 |
| #123 | alien autoautopsy kit | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #624 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #127 | amber aviator shades | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #147 | amok pudding | 1 |
| #109 | amok putter | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #52 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 1 |
| #656 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #145 | ancient calendar fragment | 1 |
| #219 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #183 | ancient ice cream scoop | 1 |
| #27 | ancient meat | 1 |
| #151 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| #73 | ancient pills | 1 |
| #265 | ancient poisoned dart | 1 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #252 | ancient stone fist | 1 |
| #232 | ancient stone head | 1 |
| #25 | ancient turtle shell powder | 1 |
| #610 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| #143 | anemone nematocyst | 1 |
| #81 | anemone sauce | 1 |
| #72 | anger blaster | 1 |
| #79 | angry inch | 1 |
| #29 | anise-flavored venom | 1 |
| #40 | ankleweights | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1082 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #272 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #255 | ant pick | 1 |
| #252 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #285 | ant rake | 1 |
| #260 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #483 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #1062 | anticheese | 1 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #117 | antique accordion | 1 |
| #167 | antique beer | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #888 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #898 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #213 | antique machete | 1 |
| #145 | antique nutcracker figurine | 1 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #949 | antique spear | 1 |
| #19 | arm buzzer | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #489 | around the world | 1 |
| #247 | arrowgram | 1 |
| #856 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #171 | artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice | 1 |
| #235 | artisanal limoncello | 1 |
| #433 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #122 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1106 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #34 | ash soda | 1 |
| #1081 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #140 | asparagus lo mein | 1 |
| #114 | assassin's cheese knife | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #179 | attorney's badge | 1 |
| #124 | autocalliope | 1 |
| #131 | automa-bot parts | 1 |
| #35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #358 | bätzle | 1 |
| #1851 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #265 | backwoods screwdriver | 1 |
| #9 | baconstone-handled sixgun | 1 |
| #28 | bacteria bisque | 1 |
| #132 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #7428 | badass belt | 1 |
| #148 | badge of authority | 1 |
| #952 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #213 | bag of GORF | 1 |
| #223 | bag of GORP | 1 |
| #222 | bag of QWOP | 1 |
| #336 | bag of W&Ws | 1 |
| #116 | bag of gross foreign snacks | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #133 | bag of many confections | 1 |
| #162 | bag of pygmy blood | 1 |
| #1215 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #632 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #108 | balanced antler | 1 |
| #2044 | ball | 1 |
| #173 | ballast turtle | 1 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #1030 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #105 | balloon shield | 1 |
| #312 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #78 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #630 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #98 | baloney rotgut | 1 |
| #94 | balsa plank | 1 |
| #655 | banana peel | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #251 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #94 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #109 | banjo kazoo mount | 1 |
| #218 | banjo strings | 1 |
| #48 | baobab sap | 1 |
| #1234 | bar skin | 1 |
| #122 | bar whip | 1 |
| #961 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #307 | bargain flash powder | 1 |
| #121 | baritone accordion | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #413 | bark rootbeer | 1 |
| #76 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #15 | barrel beryl choker | 1 |
| #17 | barrel beryl nose ring | 1 |
| #14 | barrel beryl ring | 1 |
| #2130 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #73 | barskin buckler | 1 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #88 | barskin loincloth | 1 |
| #197 | bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #100 | basic meat kilt | 1 |
| #151 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #114 | basic meat staff | 1 |
| #941 | bat guano | 1 |
| #89 | bat hat | 1 |
| #77 | bat whip | 1 |
| #167 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #1172 | batgut | 1 |
| #335 | batskin belt | 1 |
| #227 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #398 | bazookafish bubble gum | 1 |
| #682 | beach glass bead | 1 |
| #288 | beach glass necklace | 1 |
| #267 | bean burrito | 1 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #76 | beaver punch (cherry) | 1 |
| #78 | beaver punch (papaya) | 1 |
| #93 | beaver punch (peach) | 1 |
| #95 | beaver spear | 1 |
| #255 | beavermouth | 1 |
| #233 | beefy fish meat | 1 |
| #50 | beefy pill | 1 |
| #967 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #572 | beer bong | 1 |
| #673 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #725 | beer lens | 1 |
| #133 | beer-battered accordion | 1 |
| #329 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #208 | beer-soaked mop | 1 |
| #788 | beertini | 1 |
| #698 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #22 | beetle antenna | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| 🥇 | bejazzled eyepatch | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #145 | bent scrap metal | 1 |
| #148 | berries of suffering | 1 |
| #88 | berry-infused sake | 1 |
| #348 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #395 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #382 | big boom | 1 |
| #100 | big dribbly candle | 1 |
| #41 | big red button | 1 |
| #1006 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #476 | big rock | 1 |
| #210 | big stick | 1 |
| #117 | bigger stick | 1 |
| #802 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #377 | bird rib | 1 |
| #152 | birdbone corset | 1 |
| #24 | birdybug antenna | 1 |
| #1496 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #650 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #232 | black Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #298 | black and white cracker | 1 |
| #89 | black belt | 1 |
| #120 | black blade | 1 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| #203 | black cherry soda | 1 |
| #124 | black cloak | 1 |
| #86 | black cowboy hat | 1 |
| #134 | black eye shadow | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #669 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #552 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #156 | black friar's tonsure | 1 |
| #196 | black gold | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #390 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #158 | black label | 1 |
| #160 | black magic powder | 1 |
| #610 | black pension check | 1 |
| #577 | black pepper | 1 |
| #462 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #1046 | black pixel | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #634 | black pudding | 1 |
| #194 | black sheepskin diploma | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #852 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #465 | black spot | 1 |
| #727 | black sword | 1 |
| #107 | black tear | 1 |
| #893 | blackberry | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #143 | blackberry galoshes | 1 |
| #221 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #152 | blackberry polite | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #107 | blank prescription sheet | 1 |
| #159 | blended frozen swill | 1 |
| #77 | blob of wood glue | 1 |
| #290 | blood of the Wereseal | 1 |
| #14 | blood roll-up | 1 |
| #15 | blood snowcone | 1 |
| #37 | blood-soaked sponge cake | 1 |
| #120 | bloodied surgical dungarees | 1 |
| #112 | bloodstain stick | 1 |
| #16 | bloodstick | 1 |
| #1035 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #621 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #117 | blowdart | 1 |
| #827 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #213 | blue grass | 1 |
| #145 | blue money bag | 1 |
| #155 | blue oyster badge | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1231 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #377 | blue pixel potion | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #124 | blue shell | 1 |
| #84 | blue suede shoes | 1 |
| #136 | blue tulip | 1 |
| #610 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #20 | boilgun | 1 |
| #14 | bomb of unknown origin | 1 |
| #168 | bone abacus | 1 |
| #118 | bone bandoneon | 1 |
| #428 | bone flute | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #54 | bonsai tree | 1 |
| #122 | booby trap | 1 |
| #174 | book of matches | 1 |
| #752 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #105 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #280 | boring spaghetti | 1 |
| #392 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #168 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #378 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
| #149 | bottle of Evermore | 1 |
| #386 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #400 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #334 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #215 | bottle of Pete's Sake | 1 |
| #624 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #117 | bottle of Red-Out | 1 |
| #17 | bottle of Sanguiovese | 1 |
| #456 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #698 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #671 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #513 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #83 | bottle of drinkin' gas | 1 |
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| #43 | cheesy eagle sauce | 1 |
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| #24 | chocolate rabbit's foot | 1 |
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| #81 | citrus-infused sake | 1 |
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| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
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| #193 | cloning kit | 1 |
| #969 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #180 | clove-flavored lip balm | 1 |
| #42 | clovermint | 1 |
| #798 | clown shoes | 1 |
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| #140 | contract enforcement stick | 1 |
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| #75 | cool spore pod | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
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| #81 | copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #226 | cordial of concentration | 1 |
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| #312 | corned-beef Reuben | 1 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
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| #1812 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #37 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
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| #121 | cotton candy smidgen | 1 |
| #6 | cozy bazooka | 1 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #8 | cozy scimitar | 1 |
| #130 | crêepy mask | 1 |
| #1243 | cranberries | 1 |
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| #219 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 1 |
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| #98 | crate of firebombs | 1 |
| #127 | crayon shavings | 1 |
| #159 | crazy hobo notebook | 1 |
| #951 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #29 | cream of chloroplasts | 1 |
| #165 | cream of pointy mushroom soup | 1 |
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| #541 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #89 | creepy doll head | 1 |
| #200 | creepy ginger ale | 1 |
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| #185 | crossbow string | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
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| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #137 | crude voodoo doll | 1 |
| #71 | crudles | 1 |
| #523 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #127 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #119 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #693 | crystalline cheer | 1 |
| #103 | crystallized pumpkin spice | 1 |
| #114 | cube of ectoplasm | 1 |
| #117 | cup of hickory chicory | 1 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #459 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #182 | cupcake-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #104 | curdflinger | 1 |
| #403 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #487 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
| #494 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
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| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #456 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
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| #432 | cursed voodoo skull | 1 |
| #131 | cursed wishbone | 1 |
| #125 | custard pie | 1 |
| #115 | cyber-mattock | 1 |
| #108 | damp bar rag | 1 |
| #585 | dance card | 1 |
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| #97 | dark chocolate egg | 1 |
| #964 | dark potion | 1 |
| #96 | daub-breaker | 1 |
| #139 | day-old beer | 1 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #102 | dead meat bun | 1 |
| #60 | deadfall branch | 1 |
| #208 | death blossom | 1 |
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| #810 | decorative fountain | 1 |
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| #714 | dehydrated caviar | 1 |
| #246 | delicious shimmering moth | 1 |
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| #82 | deluxe layer cake | 1 |
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| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #97 | demon whip | 1 |
| #134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
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| #375 | denim axe | 1 |
| #1265 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #438 | dented harmonica | 1 |
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| #767 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
| #154 | detective skull | 1 |
| #60 | devil hair pasta | 1 |
| #76 | devil-summoning hat | 1 |
| #30 | deviled candy egg | 1 |
| #93 | dew yoana lei | 1 |
| #75 | dew yoana salacious lei | 1 |
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| #63 | dieting pill | 1 |
| #59 | digital underground potion | 1 |
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| #1622 | dill | 1 |
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| #95 | disposable instant camera | 1 |
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| #98 | dog ointment | 1 |
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| #171 | double-ice cap | 1 |
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| #68 | doubt cannon | 1 |
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| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
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| #219 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 1 |
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| #8 | drippy pilsner | 1 |
| #21 | drippy stein | 1 |
| #131 | drive-thru burger | 1 |
| #242 | droll monocle | 1 |
| #126 | drone self-destruct chip | 1 |
| #111 | droopy doll eye | 1 |
| #466 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
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| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #255 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
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| #469 | dull fish scale | 1 |
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| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #426 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #400 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
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| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
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| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #136 | eagle feather | 1 |
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| #15 | earthenware muffin tin | 1 |
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| #137 | ectoplasm au jus | 1 |
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| #112 | eel skin | 1 |
| #38 | eelskin hat | 1 |
| #28 | eelskin pants | 1 |
| #35 | eelskin shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #948 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #37 | egg gun | 1 |
| #337 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #266 | eggwater | 1 |
| #34 | elbow soup | 1 |
| #126 | eldritch alignment spray | 1 |
| #173 | eldritch dough | 1 |
| #389 | eldritch effluvium | 1 |
| #12 | eldritch hammer | 1 |
| #16 | eldritch hat | 1 |
| #162 | eldritch ichor | 1 |
| #90 | eldritch mushroom | 1 |
| #82 | eldritch oil | 1 |
| #13 | eldritch pants | 1 |
| #73 | eldritch rub | 1 |
| #42 | eldritch scanner | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #158 | electric copperhead potion | 1 |
| #130 | electric pants | 1 |
| #156 | electric snakebite | 1 |
| #548 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #63 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #128 | elegant nightstick | 1 |
| #210 | elephant stinger | 1 |
| #151 | eleven-foot pole | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #291 | elven hardtack | 1 |
| #199 | elven magi-pack | 1 |
| #210 | elven medi-pack | 1 |
| #20 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #1117 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #1307 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #666 | empty meat tank | 1 |
| #544 | enchanted barbell | 1 |
| #605 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #132 | enchanted handwarmer | 1 |
| #208 | enchanted muesli | 1 |
| #653 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #541 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #734 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #76 | eraser nubbin | 1 |
| #194 | ert grey goo ring | 1 |
| #130 | eternal car battery | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #26 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #48 | excitement pill | 1 |
| #297 | executive mime flask | 1 |
| #191 | exotic jungle fruit | 1 |
| #114 | expensive camera | 1 |
| #70 | expensive champagne | 1 |
| #156 | expensive cigar | 1 |
| #406 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #1773 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #143 | extra-fancy ring setting | 1 |
| #112 | extra-flat panini | 1 |
| #164 | extra-potent gremlin mutagen | 1 |
| #510 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #109 | extra-strength red potion | 1 |
| #107 | extremely confusing manual | 1 |
| #1016 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #216 | eye of the Tiger-lily | 1 |
| #402 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #191 | eyedrops of newt | 1 |
| #226 | eyedrops of the ermine | 1 |
| #130 | eyedrops of the ocelot | 1 |
| #1087 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #95 | fabric hardener | 1 |
| #89 | fabric softener | 1 |
| #261 | facehugging alien | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
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| #532 | fairy gravy boat | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #850 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #572 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #59 | fancy tin beer can | 1 |
| #34 | farfalle bow tie | 1 |
| #406 | fat loot token | 1 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #62 | fear condenser | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #412 | fermenting powder | 1 |
| #656 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #738 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #322 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #15 | fiberglass fedora | 1 |
| #388 | fiery wing | 1 |
| #780 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #905 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #504 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #769 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
| #585 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #641 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #422 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #507 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 1 |
| #119 | filthy armor | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #325 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #2032 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #101 | filthy monkey head | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #133 | fine aged cheddarwurst | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #299 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #17 | fire hose | 1 |
| #164 | fire of unknown origin | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #77 | firebomb | 1 |
| #219 | fireclutch | 1 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #47 | fireman's lunch | 1 |
| #42 | fireproof megaphone | 1 |
| #82 | fish bazooka | 1 |
| #80 | fish stick | 1 |
| #610 | fish-liver oil | 1 |
| #24 | fishbone facemask | 1 |
| #188 | fishelada | 1 |
| #119 | fishy fish lasagna | 1 |
| #87 | fishy wand | 1 |
| #79 | fizzing spore pod | 1 |
| #958 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #37 | flagellate soup | 1 |
| #498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #378 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #886 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #296 | flan del mar | 1 |
| #21 | flapper floppers | 1 |
| #906 | flaregun | 1 |
| #173 | flask flops | 1 |
| #100 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #77 | flask of hamethyst juice | 1 |
| #165 | flask of rainwater | 1 |
| #59 | flat cider | 1 |
| #165 | flavorless gruel | 1 |
| #202 | flayed mind | 1 |
| #139 | fleetwood chain | 1 |
| #73 | fleetwood mac 'n' cheese | 1 |
| #47 | fleetwood macaroni | 1 |
| #186 | fleshy putty | 1 |
| #258 | flimsy clipboard | 1 |
| #790 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #151 | floaty gravel | 1 |
| #417 | floaty pebbles | 1 |
| #987 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #206 | floorboard cruft | 1 |
| #269 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #83 | floral-print skirt | 1 |
| #273 | flour cookie | 1 |
| #275 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #143 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #861 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #63 | flypaper staff | 1 |
| #163 | flytrap pellet | 1 |
| #496 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #54 | foam pistol | 1 |
| #307 | foetid seal tear | 1 |
| #27 | foggy glass globe | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #72 | foon of fearfulness | 1 |
| #66 | foon of fleshiness | 1 |
| #67 | foon of foulness | 1 |
| #66 | foon of frigidity | 1 |
| #70 | foon of fulmination | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #777 | forbidden sausage | 1 |
| #100 | forest spirit rattle | 1 |
| #368 | forest tears | 1 |
| #462 | fortune cookie | 1 |
| #112 | fountain 'soda' | 1 |
| #105 | four-leaf potato sprout | 1 |
| #90 | fragile Christmas ornament | 1 |
| #324 | frat brats | 1 |
| #32 | free boots | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #301 | freightcake | 1 |
| #127 | freshwater fishbone | 1 |
| #235 | freshwater pearl necklace | 1 |
| #450 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #123 | fried air | 1 |
| #1456 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #777 | frightful feather | 1 |
| #256 | frigid hankyū | 1 |
| #1093 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #826 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #129 | frog lip-print | 1 |
| #222 | frost-rimed seal hide | 1 |
| #577 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #811 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #827 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #98 | frozen seal spine | 1 |
| #99 | frozen turtle shell | 1 |
| #80 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 1 |
| #3427 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #63 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #123 | fudge-shaped hole in space-time | 1 |
| #1415 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #177 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #782 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #65 | funky junk key | 1 |
| #119 | funny bone | 1 |
| #541 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #1456 | furry fur | 1 |
| #64 | furry green earmuffs | 1 |
| #195 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #86 | furry kilt | 1 |
| #428 | furry pants | 1 |
| #59 | furry pill | 1 |
| #67 | furry skirt | 1 |
| #65 | fusilli marrownarrow | 1 |
| #39 | fusillocybin | 1 |
| #688 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #4738 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #593 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #610 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #33 | fuzzy polar bear ears | 1 |
| #642 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #134 | gamer slurry | 1 |
| #83 | ganger bandana | 1 |
| #662 | gas balloon | 1 |
| #600 | gator skin | 1 |
| #188 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #121 | gauze hammock | 1 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #105 | gazely stare | 1 |
| #696 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #38 | gelatinous meat mass | 1 |
| #18 | ghast iron Garibaldi | 1 |
| #24 | ghast iron cleaver | 1 |
| #17 | ghast iron codpiece | 1 |
| #16 | ghast iron heater shield | 1 |
| #100 | ghost accordion | 1 |
| #162 | ghost beer | 1 |
| #1922 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #131 | ghost key | 1 |
| #591 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #125 | ghost toga | 1 |
| #92 | ghostly dagger | 1 |
| #983 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #556 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #997 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #161 | giant artisanal rice peeler | 1 |
| #161 | giant breath mint | 1 |
| #387 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #565 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #148 | giant giant moth dust | 1 |
| #110 | giant grain of protein powder | 1 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #205 | giant gym membership card | 1 |
| #194 | giant heirloom grape tomato | 1 |
| #181 | giant jar of protein powder | 1 |
| #243 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #143 | giant motorcycle boots | 1 |
| #642 | giant moxie weed | 1 |
| #161 | giant neckbeard | 1 |
| #1255 | giant needle | 1 |
| #106 | giant pearl | 1 |
| #214 | giant penguin keychain | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #163 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #184 | giant safety pin | 1 |
| #119 | giant spider leg | 1 |
| #259 | giant tube of black lipstick | 1 |
| #189 | giant turkey leg | 1 |
| #168 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #196 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #182 | gilded ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #15 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #45 | gill rings | 1 |
| #275 | gimlet | 1 |
| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #124 | ginger snaps | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #135 | gingerbread nylons | 1 |
| #98 | gingerbread pirate | 1 |
| #211 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #166 | giraffe-necked turtle | 1 |
| #157 | gladiator tunica | 1 |
| #108 | glark cable | 1 |
| 🥈 | glass eye | 1 |
| #89 | glass gnoll eye | 1 |
| #246 | glass of baboon milk | 1 |
| #203 | glass of bourbon | 1 |
| #27 | glass of drippy wine | 1 |
| #199 | glass of gnat milk | 1 |
| #897 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #250 | glass of herbal tequila | 1 |
| #188 | glass of warm milk | 1 |
| #70 | glass slipper | 1 |
| #215 | gleaming oyster egg | 1 |
| #237 | glistening fish meat | 1 |
| #223 | glistening oyster egg | 1 |
| #72 | glistening staff | 1 |
| #273 | glittery mascara | 1 |
| #94 | glob of cream cheese | 1 |
| #102 | glob of enchanted icing | 1 |
| #289 | glob of green slime | 1 |
| #166 | glob of salty molasses | 1 |
| #159 | glob of spoiled mayo | 1 |
| #108 | globe of Deep Sauce | 1 |
| #200 | glowing fungus | 1 |
| #1109 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #60 | glowing spore pod | 1 |
| #118 | glowing syringe | 1 |
| #132 | gnatloaf casserole | 1 |
| #747 | gnatwing | 1 |
| #145 | gnatwing earring | 1 |
| #736 | gnauga hide | 1 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #79 | gnauga hide kilt | 1 |
| #48 | gnauga hide skirt | 1 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #296 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 1 |
| #769 | gnoll lips | 1 |
| #788 | gnoll teeth | 1 |
| #219 | gnoll-tooth necklace | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #847 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #949 | goat cheese pizza | 1 |
| #170 | goat cheese taco | 1 |
| #573 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #825 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #162 | goblin autoblowgun | 1 |
| #159 | goblin hunting spear | 1 |
| #164 | goblin water | 1 |
| #208 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #395 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #134 | gold nuggets | 1 |
| #176 | gold tooth | 1 |
| #230 | gold toothbrush | 1 |
| #794 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #139 | golden fleece | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #86 | good ash | 1 |
| #341 | good brain | 1 |
| #94 | goofily-plumed helmet | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #324 | gooified animal matter | 1 |
| #310 | gooified mineral matter | 1 |
| #312 | gooified vegetable matter | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #80 | goulauncher | 1 |
| #119 | gourmet gourami oil | 1 |
| #90 | government | 1 |
| #65 | government booze shipment | 1 |
| #69 | government candy shipment | 1 |
| #68 | government food shipment | 1 |
| #785 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #773 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #828 | grapes | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #76 | grass whistle | 1 |
| #428 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #501 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #92 | gravy skin | 1 |
| #7 | gravyskin buckler | 1 |
| #8 | gravyskin hat | 1 |
| #7 | gravyskin pants | 1 |
| #8 | gravyskin skirt | 1 |
| #122 | grease gun | 1 |
| #110 | grease trap | 1 |
| #66 | great big capacitor | 1 |
| #199 | green and red bean | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #1158 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #1028 | green clay bead | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #1010 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #100 | green hamhock | 1 |
| #53 | green marshmallow | 1 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #1109 | green pixel | 1 |
| #348 | green pixel potion | 1 |
| #172 | green rocket | 1 |
| #489 | green smoke bomb | 1 |
| #594 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #596 | gremlin juice | 1 |
| #200 | gremlin mutagen | 1 |
| #123 | grey cube | 1 |
| #297 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
| #89 | grip key | 1 |
| #77 | grisly shell fragment | 1 |
| #549 | grog | 1 |
| #70 | groovy prism necklace | 1 |
| #973 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #91 | groupie bra | 1 |
| #124 | groupie lipstick | 1 |
| #100 | groupie spangles | 1 |
| #5341 | grue egg | 1 |
| #734 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #633 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #103 | grumpy old man charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #391 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #369 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #92 | guancertina | 1 |
| #533 | guano coffee cup | 1 |
| #277 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #870 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #52 | gummi fang | 1 |
| #242 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #39 | gummi sword | 1 |
| #23 | gumshoes | 1 |
| #120 | gun cleaning kit | 1 |
| #140 | gunky chicken | 1 |
| #34 | gunwale | 1 |
| #8 | gunwale whalegun | 1 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #36 | gym shorts | 1 |
| #24 | haemolymphnode | 1 |
| #206 | haggis socks | 1 |
| #98 | hair of the fish | 1 |
| #80 | hair oil | 1 |
| #655 | hair spray | 1 |
| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #251 | half of a gold tooth | 1 |
| #261 | half-baked potion | 1 |
| #95 | half-digested rat | 1 |
| #100 | half-melted spoon | 1 |
| #402 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #112 | half-size scalpel | 1 |
| #324 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #375 | halfberd | 1 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #198 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #8 | hamethyst-handled sixgun | 1 |
| #239 | hamlet sandwich | 1 |
| #139 | hand grenegg | 1 |
| #108 | hand of cards | 1 |
| #98 | hand-carved bokken | 1 |
| #45 | hand-carved bow | 1 |
| #66 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #61 | handful of Boltsmann bearings | 1 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #190 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #5197 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #120 | handful of fire | 1 |
| #1282 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #391 | handful of honey | 1 |
| #626 | handful of moss | 1 |
| #36 | handful of napalm | 1 |
| #396 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #408 | handful of nuts and berries | 1 |
| #453 | handful of pine needles | 1 |
| #900 | handful of sand | 1 |
| #632 | handful of sawdust | 1 |
| #118 | handful of stubble | 1 |
| #174 | handful of tips | 1 |
| #463 | handful of walnuts | 1 |
| #602 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #121 | handyman "hand soap" | 1 |
| #647 | happiness | 1 |
| #147 | hard cocoa | 1 |
| #55 | hard spore pod | 1 |
| #33 | hardening cream | 1 |
| 🥇 | hare pin | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #151 | haunted battery | 1 |
| #113 | haunted flame | 1 |
| #84 | haunted paddle-ball | 1 |
| #77 | hawkface potion | 1 |
| #110 | head mirror | 1 |
| #31 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #325 | headhunter necktie | 1 |
| #156 | headless sparrow | 1 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #55 | heat-resistant sheet metal | 1 |
| #1194 | heavy D | 1 |
| #170 | heavy crown | 1 |
| #31 | heavy duty umbrella | 1 |
| #160 | heavy leather-bound tome | 1 |
| #129 | heavy necklace chain | 1 |
| #226 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #552 | hellseal claw | 1 |
| #518 | hellseal whisker | 1 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #209 | helmet recipe | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #362 | hemp candy necklace | 1 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #385 | henna face paint | 1 |
| #134 | hep waders | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #995 | herbs | 1 |
| #69 | hermedisiac cologne | 1 |
| #605 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #56 | hi-octane carrot juice | 1 |
| #104 | high-pressure seltzer bottle | 1 |
| #60 | high-temperature mining mask | 1 |
| #967 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #134 | hippo skin buckler | 1 |
| #77 | hippopotamus kilt | 1 |
| #125 | hippopotamus pants | 1 |
| #428 | hippopotamus skin | 1 |
| #57 | hippopotamus skirt | 1 |
| #148 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #313 | hippy bongo | 1 |
| #550 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #578 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #47 | holiday smorgasbord | 1 |
| #48 | holiday trip around the world | 1 |
| #208 | holistic headache remedy | 1 |
| #186 | homeopathic healing powder | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #39 | honey mead | 1 |
| #182 | honey stick | 1 |
| #575 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #188 | honey-drenched ham slice | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #41 | honeypot | 1 |
| #434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #460 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #80 | hot ashes | 1 |
| #258 | hot buttered roll | 1 |
| #104 | hot coal | 1 |
| #62 | hot cross bow | 1 |
| #684 | hot date | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #266 | hot hi mein | 1 |
| #998 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #384 | hot nuggets | 1 |
| #343 | hot plate | 1 |
| #332 | hot powder | 1 |
| #56 | hot spore pod | 1 |
| #460 | hot wad | 1 |
| #176 | hot watered rum | 1 |
| #102 | hot wine | 1 |
| #1287 | hot wing | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #41 | housekeeping automa-core | 1 |
| #339 | huge Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #245 | huge bowl of candy | 1 |
| #71 | huge mosquito proboscis | 1 |
| #606 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #44 | humble pie | 1 |
| #198 | hunk of granite | 1 |
| #313 | hushed puppy | 1 |
| #140 | hustler shades | 1 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #39 | iFlail | 1 |
| #27 | iShield | 1 |
| #59 | ice cream sandwich | 1 |
| #61 | ice skate doll | 1 |
| #275 | ice stein | 1 |
| #1764 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1603 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1357 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #326 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #111 | icy hairspray | 1 |
| #616 | icy katana hilt | 1 |
| #75 | illegal firecracker | 1 |
| #165 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #166 | imitation White Russian | 1 |
| #180 | imitation crab crate | 1 |
| #309 | imitation crab meat | 1 |
| #207 | imp air | 1 |
| #446 | imp unity ring | 1 |
| #58 | imported lemon lozenge | 1 |
| #185 | impure gasoline | 1 |
| #513 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #142 | incredible pizza | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #89 | industrial strength starch | 1 |
| #129 | industrially-crushed ice | 1 |
| #356 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #740 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #74 | infernal toilet brush | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #151 | ingot of seal-iron | 1 |
| #64 | ingot turtle | 1 |
| #110 | ink bladder | 1 |
| #669 | inkwell | 1 |
| #73 | inky squid sauce | 1 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #606 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #194 | insanely spicy jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #157 | intact anemone spike | 1 |
| #304 | interesting-looking twig | 1 |
| #456 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #93 | invisibility cream | 1 |
| #91 | invisible potion | 1 |
| #683 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #169 | irradiated turtle | 1 |
| #139 | ivory cue ball | 1 |
| #268 | jabañero pepper | 1 |
| #1194 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #312 | jack flapper | 1 |
| #135 | jagged scrap metal | 1 |
| #59 | jam band | 1 |
| #149 | jamfish jam | 1 |
| #218 | janglin' bones | 1 |
| #55 | janitor sponge | 1 |
| #141 | jar full of wind | 1 |
| #212 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #66 | jar of psychoses (Jick) | 1 |
| #47 | jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) | 1 |
| #49 | jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) | 1 |
| #43 | jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) | 1 |
| #46 | jar of psychoses (The Old Man) | 1 |
| #42 | jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) | 1 |
| #48 | jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) | 1 |
| #120 | jaunty feather | 1 |
| #119 | jazzy cigarette holder | 1 |
| #121 | jellyfish gel | 1 |
| #81 | jigsaw blade | 1 |
| #64 | jingling spore pod | 1 |
| #243 | jive turkey leg | 1 |
| #44 | jug of "wine" | 1 |
| #82 | jug of baconstone juice | 1 |
| #66 | jug of hamethyst juice | 1 |
| #79 | jug of porquoise juice | 1 |
| #544 | jug-o-magicalness | 1 |
| #29 | juggling ball | 1 |
| #560 | jumbo olive | 1 |
| #284 | jungle drum | 1 |
| #154 | jungle floor wax | 1 |
| #184 | juniper berries | 1 |
| #31 | junk band | 1 |
| #34 | junk trunks | 1 |
| #93 | junk yard | 1 |
| #43 | junk-mail shirt | 1 |
| #203 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
| #103 | keel-haulin' knife | 1 |
| #506 | keg shield | 1 |
| #908 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #531 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #174 | killing jar | 1 |
| #22 | kilopede skull | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #248 | kiwi beak | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #368 | knob bugle | 1 |
| #349 | knob ka-bobs | 1 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #68 | knobby kneepads | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #197 | kobold kibble | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #250 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #197 | lab-grown meat | 1 |
| #183 | ladle of mystery | 1 |
| #280 | large cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #58 | large tankard of ale | 1 |
| #76 | lavawater | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #149 | law-abiding citizen cane | 1 |
| #18 | lead umbrella | 1 |
| #202 | leaf of grass | 1 |
| #456 | leaflet | 1 |
| #201 | leather bookmark | 1 |
| #692 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #120 | leather glove | 1 |
| #897 | leather mask | 1 |
| #743 | leathery bat skin | 1 |
| #795 | leathery cat skin | 1 |
| #587 | leathery rat skin | 1 |
| #70 | leechknife | 1 |
| #67 | leftover canapés | 1 |
| #64 | leftovers | 1 |
| #616 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 1 |
| #31 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #283 | legitimate business on the beach | 1 |
| #1235 | lemon | 1 |
| #362 | lemon meringue pie | 1 |
| #38 | lemonhead caviar | 1 |
| #46 | lemony scales | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #670 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #210 | libation of liveliness | 1 |
| #38 | libertagliatelle | 1 |
| #54 | licorice boa | 1 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #16 | licorice whip | 1 |
| #1007 | lihc eye | 1 |
| #624 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #328 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #897 | lime | 1 |
| #233 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #1211 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1025 | line | 1 |
| #51 | linguini immondizia bianco | 1 |
| #41 | linguini of the sea | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #870 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #326 | lion oil | 1 |
| #35 | lip soup | 1 |
| #222 | liquid SONAR | 1 |
| #156 | liquid ice | 1 |
| #141 | little black book | 1 |
| #1297 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #48 | little piece of steel | 1 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #291 | live lobster | 1 |
| #49 | live nautical mine | 6 |
| #316 | loadstone | 1 |
| #63 | loaf of soda bread | 1 |
| #33 | loafers | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #97 | logging hatchet | 1 |
| #988 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #481 | long pork | 1 |
| #105 | long pork lasagna | 1 |
| #930 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #64 | long-forgotten necklace | 1 |
| #457 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #1454 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #169 | lost elf luggage | 1 |
| #232 | lotion of coldness | 1 |
| #236 | lotion of hotness | 1 |
| #242 | lotion of spookiness | 1 |
| #222 | lotion of stench | 1 |
| #104 | low-budget shield | 1 |
| #912 | lowercase N | 1 |
| #28 | lucky army helmet | 1 |
| #60 | lucky cat collar | 1 |
| #69 | lucky cat statue | 1 |
| #137 | lucky cat's paw | 1 |
| #62 | lucky moai statuette | 1 |
| #42 | lucky napkin | 1 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #48 | lucky-ish pill | 1 |
| #230 | lumbering jack | 1 |
| #193 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #251 | lump of coal | 1 |
| #567 | lump of diamond | 1 |
| #103 | lump of goofball ore | 1 |
| #342 | lunar isotope | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #80 | lychee chuhai | 1 |
| #130 | lynyrd musk | 1 |
| #111 | lynyrd skin | 1 |
| #164 | lynyrd skinner toothblack | 1 |
| #117 | lynyrd snare | 1 |
| #1429 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #156 | madius | 1 |
| #108 | mafia filofax | 1 |
| #69 | mafia middle finger ring | 1 |
| #47 | mafia organizer badge | 1 |
| #79 | mafia pinky ring | 1 |
| #31 | mafia pointer finger ring | 1 |
| #77 | mafia thumb ring | 1 |
| #25 | mafia wedding ring | 1 |
| #386 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #397 | magic whistle | 1 |
| #110 | magical baguette | 1 |
| #1220 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #642 | magical mystery juice | 1 |
| #684 | magicalness-in-a-can | 1 |
| #492 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #212 | magnificent oyster egg | 1 |
| #131 | magnolia blossom | 1 |
| #59 | magnum of fancy champagne | 1 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #247 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #167 | mana curds | 1 |
| #78 | mana-basted tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #77 | mana-coated yams | 1 |
| #73 | mana-fortified cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #73 | mana-stuffed herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #310 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #238 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #93 | mangled finger | 1 |
| #154 | mangled squirrel | 1 |
| #72 | manly bloomers | 1 |
| #62 | mannequin leg | 1 |
| #22 | mantis skull | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #382 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #836 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #480 | margarita | 1 |
| #709 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #444 | mariachi hat | 1 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #91 | mariachi toothpaste | 1 |
| #1087 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #921 | marshmallow | 1 |
| #666 | martini | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #65 | massive wrench | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
| #499 | meat engine | 1 |
| #695 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #984 | meat paste | 1 |
| #34 | meat shield | 1 |
| #1042 | meat stack | 1 |
| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #72 | meatball | 1 |
| 🥇 | meatball machine | 1 |
| #136 | meatloaf helmet | 1 |
| #212 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #56 | mechanically-mulled cider | 1 |
| #629 | megatofu | 1 |
| #73 | melon-infused sake | 1 |
| #479 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #311 | memory of a C | 1 |
| #77 | memory of a CA base pair | 1 |
| #91 | memory of a CG base pair | 1 |
| #84 | memory of a CT base pair | 1 |
| #321 | memory of a G | 1 |
| #92 | memory of a GT base pair | 1 |
| #312 | memory of a T | 1 |
| #306 | memory of an A | 1 |
| #89 | memory of an AG base pair | 1 |
| #99 | memory of an AT base pair | 1 |
| #327 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 1 |
| #267 | menudo ravioli | 1 |
| #671 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #16 | mesquito proboscis | 1 |
| #1204 | metallic A | 1 |
| #71 | mid-level medieval mead | 1 |
| #161 | midriff scrubs | 1 |
| #86 | military orb | 1 |
| #115 | military-grade peppermint oil | 1 |
| #334 | milk of magnesium | 1 |
| #939 | milky potion | 1 |
| #128 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #18 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #228 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #152 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #206 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #183 | mime eraser | 1 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| #580 | mime soul fragment | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #92 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #96 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #898 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #155 | mini-martini | 1 |
| #148 | miniature boiler | 1 |
| #7 | miniature deck cannon | 1 |
| #23 | miniature goose mask | 1 |
| #190 | minin' dynamite | 1 |
| #314 | mixed wildflower greens | 1 |
| #115 | moai toai | 1 |
| #151 | mocking turtle | 1 |
| #217 | moist Crimbo spices | 1 |
| #133 | moist sailor's cap | 1 |
| #466 | mojo filter | 1 |
| #109 | mole molé | 1 |
| #588 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #452 | molten brick | 1 |
| #140 | molten scrap metal | 1 |
| #502 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #2029 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #155 | moonberry wine cooler | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #117 | moose antlers | 1 |
| #123 | moose chocolate | 1 |
| #136 | moose thought | 1 |
| #239 | mooseflank | 1 |
| #91 | moosemeat pie | 1 |
| #116 | mostly-broken sunglasses | 1 |
| #181 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 1 |
| #645 | mother's little helper | 1 |
| #1340 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #133 | mouse skull | 1 |
| #963 | moxie weed | 1 |
| #152 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #73 | muddy pirate hat | 1 |
| #328 | muffled muffuletta | 1 |
| #41 | mulberry | 1 |
| #12 | mulled blood | 1 |
| #60 | mulled wine | 1 |
| #600 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #240 | multi-level marzipan | 1 |
| #219 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #811 | mummy wrapping | 1 |
| #291 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #16 | murderbot live wire | 1 |
| #16 | murderbot mask | 1 |
| #15 | murderbot shield unit | 1 |
| #19 | murderbot spring injector | 1 |
| #18 | murderbot whip | 1 |
| #912 | murky potion | 1 |
| #118 | muscle oil | 1 |
| #32 | muscular soup | 1 |
| #1564 | mushroom fermenting solution | 1 |
| #106 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #248 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #99 | mysterious chemical residue | 1 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #63 | nachos of the night | 1 |
| #96 | nasty rat mask | 1 |
| #73 | nasty snuff | 1 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #168 | nastygeist | 1 |
| #492 | natural fennel soda | 1 |
| #17 | ncle leg | 1 |
| #568 | necklace chain | 1 |
| #291 | nega-mushroom | 1 |
| #376 | negative lump | 1 |
| #124 | negotiatin' hammer | 1 |
| #128 | neoprene skullcap | 1 |
| #198 | neurostim pill | 1 |
| #7 | nicksilver ring | 1 |
| #139 | ninja eyeblack | 1 |
| #132 | ninja fear powder | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #629 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #20 | ninjammies | 1 |
| #109 | non-Euclidean non-accordion | 1 |
| #232 | non-aged vinegar | 1 |
| #24 | non-stick pugil stick | 1 |
| #108 | novelty fruit hat | 1 |
| #41 | novelty tattoo sleeves | 1 |
| #41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #74 | nugget of sodium | 1 |
| #177 | nutty organic salad | 1 |
| #28 | nylon Christmas stockings | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #3385 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #29 | obsidian nutcracker | 1 |
| #471 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #146 | octopus's spade |