| #1113 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #98 | Accordion of Jordion | 1 |
| #274 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #230 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #224 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #231 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #156 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #248 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #212 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #227 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #225 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #262 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #161 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #258 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #267 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #173 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #251 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #3368 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #3601 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1415 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #26 | Drip harness | 1 |
| #2267 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #60 | Hairpiece On Fire | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #778 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #3361 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #391 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #394 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #50 | The Jokester's gun | 1 |
| #69 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 1 |
| #49 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter | 1 |
| #132 | accord ion | 1 |
| #45 | accordion file | 2 |
| #121 | accordionoid rocca | 1 |
| #67 | alarm accordion | 1 |
| #151 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #117 | antique accordion | 1 |
| #6538 | badass belt | 2 |
| #70 | barrel gun | 1 |
| #673 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #89 | beer-battered accordion | 3 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #466 | black pixel | 39 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #1231 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #123 | blue shell | 1 |
| #118 | bone bandoneon | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #156 | box turtle | 2 |
| #77 | boxcar turtle | 1 |
| #252 | bubblin' crude | 48 |
| #592 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #156 | candy harmonica | 4 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #392 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #153 | cigar box turtle | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #20 | drippy truncheon | 1 |
| #92 | dueling turtle | 2 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #737 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #422 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #1798 | filthy lucre | 3 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #905 | flaregun | 1 |
| #790 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #351 | foam noodle | 2 |
| #777 | frightful feather | 1 |
| #811 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #688 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #501 | ghost of a necklace | 2 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #119 | giant spider leg | 1 |
| #137 | giraffe-necked turtle | 3 |
| #1158 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #863 | green clay bead | 3 |
| #870 | green pixel | 13 |
| #171 | green rocket | 1 |
| #92 | guancertina | 1 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #195 | gummi turtle | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #190 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #113 | hedgeturtle | 16 |
| #1508 | helmet turtle | 4 |
| #605 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #411 | inflatable duck | 2 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #131 | irradiated turtle | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #758 | lime | 3 |
| #741 | line | 15 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #70 | mama's squeezebox | 1 |
| #393 | mariachi hat | 2 |
| #809 | meat paste | 5 |
| #321 | memory of a G | 1 |
| #306 | memory of an A | 1 |
| #142 | mocking turtle | 2 |
| #63 | multi-level marzipan | 7 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #130 | musk turtle | 2 |
| #443 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 2 |
| #108 | non-Euclidean non-accordion | 1 |
| #91 | oil shell | 1 |
| #1858 | old sweatpants | 4 |
| #832 | oyster basket | 4 |
| #161 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #807 | party hat | 1 |
| #68 | pillow shell | 1 |
| #619 | pink clay bead | 11 |
| #85 | powdered powdered sugar | 6 |
| #115 | programmable turtle | 4 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #1261 | ravioli hat | 3 |
| #665 | red class ring | 9 |
| #421 | red pixel | 18 |
| #62 | regret hose | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #64 | ring of telling skeletons what to do | 1 |
| #944 | roasted marshmallow | 12 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #23 | rubber nubbin | 2 |
| #95 | samurai turtle | 1 |
| #1709 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1488 | seal-clubbing club | 2 |
| #927 | seal-skull helmet | 2 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #2571 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #100 | shocked shell | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #422 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #23 | slime-covered compass | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #803 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #84 | soup turtle | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3300 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #978 | spring | 2 |
| #940 | sprocket | 3 |
| #708 | star | 12 |
| #1503 | stolen accordion | 3 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #820 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #111 | torquoise | 1 |
| #126 | tortoboggan | 1 |
| #28 | triple barreled barrel gun | 1 |
| #1791 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #198 | turtle wax | 1 |
| #88 | turtle wax shield | 1 |
| #116 | turtle-shaped rock | 2 |
| #173 | turtlemail bits | 11 |
| #131 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #266 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #331 | water wings | 2 |
| #84 | whatsit-covered turtle shell | 1 |
| #920 | white class ring | 2 |
| #821 | white pixel | 8 |
| #1130 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |