| #1111 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #94 | Accordion of Jordion | 1 |
| #271 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #227 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #220 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #228 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #151 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #245 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #208 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #222 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #221 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #158 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #253 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #263 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #168 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #248 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #3592 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1416 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #24 | Drip harness | 1 |
| #2266 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #60 | Hairpiece On Fire | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #390 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #392 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #49 | The Jokester's gun | 1 |
| #69 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 1 |
| #49 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter | 1 |
| #127 | accord ion | 1 |
| #44 | accordion file | 2 |
| #118 | accordionoid rocca | 1 |
| #64 | alarm accordion | 1 |
| #148 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #115 | antique accordion | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #69 | barrel gun | 1 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #87 | beer-battered accordion | 3 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #465 | black pixel | 39 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #1228 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #122 | blue shell | 1 |
| #113 | bone bandoneon | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #156 | box turtle | 2 |
| #77 | boxcar turtle | 1 |
| #247 | bubblin' crude | 48 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #158 | candy harmonica | 4 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #151 | cigar box turtle | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #582 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #20 | drippy truncheon | 1 |
| #92 | dueling turtle | 2 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #736 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #1798 | filthy lucre | 3 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #906 | flaregun | 1 |
| #789 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #350 | foam noodle | 2 |
| #776 | frightful feather | 1 |
| #810 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #687 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #493 | ghost of a necklace | 2 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #117 | giant spider leg | 1 |
| #136 | giraffe-necked turtle | 3 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #856 | green clay bead | 3 |
| #868 | green pixel | 13 |
| #171 | green rocket | 1 |
| #88 | guancertina | 1 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #196 | gummi turtle | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #188 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #112 | hedgeturtle | 16 |
| #1502 | helmet turtle | 4 |
| #603 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #411 | inflatable duck | 2 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #130 | irradiated turtle | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #755 | lime | 3 |
| #740 | line | 15 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #69 | mama's squeezebox | 1 |
| #387 | mariachi hat | 2 |
| #808 | meat paste | 5 |
| #322 | memory of a G | 1 |
| #307 | memory of an A | 1 |
| #141 | mocking turtle | 2 |
| #63 | multi-level marzipan | 7 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #129 | musk turtle | 2 |
| #442 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 2 |
| #106 | non-Euclidean non-accordion | 1 |
| #87 | oil shell | 1 |
| #1853 | old sweatpants | 4 |
| #831 | oyster basket | 4 |
| #158 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #67 | pillow shell | 1 |
| #612 | pink clay bead | 11 |
| #85 | powdered powdered sugar | 6 |
| #113 | programmable turtle | 4 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #1256 | ravioli hat | 3 |
| #658 | red class ring | 9 |
| #418 | red pixel | 18 |
| #61 | regret hose | 1 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #64 | ring of telling skeletons what to do | 1 |
| #944 | roasted marshmallow | 12 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #24 | rubber nubbin | 2 |
| #94 | samurai turtle | 1 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1483 | seal-clubbing club | 2 |
| #922 | seal-skull helmet | 2 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #2570 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #99 | shocked shell | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #412 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #23 | slime-covered compass | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #83 | soup turtle | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3296 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #980 | spring | 2 |
| #942 | sprocket | 3 |
| #706 | star | 12 |
| #1496 | stolen accordion | 3 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #110 | torquoise | 1 |
| #126 | tortoboggan | 1 |
| #28 | triple barreled barrel gun | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #196 | turtle wax | 1 |
| #85 | turtle wax shield | 1 |
| #115 | turtle-shaped rock | 2 |
| #173 | turtlemail bits | 11 |
| #130 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #264 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #330 | water wings | 2 |
| #82 | whatsit-covered turtle shell | 1 |
| #911 | white class ring | 2 |
| #816 | white pixel | 8 |
| #1131 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |