| #337 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #468 | ASCII shirt | 3 |
| #275 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #231 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #224 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #232 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #156 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #260 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #249 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #213 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #228 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #226 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #262 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #161 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #260 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #267 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #174 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #1195 | Angry Farmer candy | 22 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #414 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #288 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #151 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 32 |
| #16 | Crimbo Credit | 1,041 |
| #682 | Crimbo candied pecan | 13 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1373 | Crimbuck | 280 |
| #2890 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #627 | Daffy Taffy | 45 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #251 | Disco Banjo | 2 |
| #477 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 7 |
| #12 | El Vibrato drone | 10 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| 🥉 | El Vibrato power sphere | 787 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #120 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 3 |
| #494 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 108 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #751 | Rock Pops | 68 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #202 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 20 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #234 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 6 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #222 | Yummy Tummy bean | 996 |
| #581 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 10 |
| #680 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #209 | ant agonist | 16 |
| #143 | ant hoe | 3 |
| #254 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #103 | ant rake | 5 |
| #90 | ant sickle | 5 |
| 🥇 | bad-ass club | 3,247 |
| #679 | badass belt | 74 |
| #72 | badass pie | 3 |
| #677 | banana-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #355 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #1067 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #19 | bilge wine | 3,289 |
| #180 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 33 |
| #462 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #32 | booty chest charrrm | 766 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #666 | bunch of bananas | 3 |
| #337 | bungle in the jungle | 2 |
| #920 | candy stake | 7 |
| #26 | cannonball charrrm | 852 |
| #514 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #621 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 15 |
| #25 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 796 |
| #300 | corpsetini | 17 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #139 | delicious salad | 304 |
| #310 | duct tape | 128 |
| #2971 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #1480 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #470 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 12 |
| #26 | fish-liver oil | 2,352 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #1747 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #224 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #1195 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #385 | jar of swamp gas | 100 |
| #402 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 17 |
| #303 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #772 | nanite-infested candy cane | 15 |
| #697 | nanite-infested eggnog | 7 |
| #329 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 13 |
| #482 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 10 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #650 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 3 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #79 | patchouli incense stick | 370 |
| #1512 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 2 |
| #1713 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 2 |
| #1234 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #40 | pixel hat | 13 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #698 | pretty flower | 77 |
| #576 | purple glowstick | 2 |
| #13 | robotronic egg | 1,712 |
| #787 | rogue swarmer | 60 |
| #2421 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #378 | scrumptious reagent | 206 |
| #124 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #109 | shimmering rainbow sand | 5 |
| #28 | silver tongue charrrm | 787 |
| #595 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #35 | solid gold pegleg | 374 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #221 | spider web | 266 |
| #937 | spooky eggnog | 6 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #465 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 96 |
| #863 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 54 |
| #176 | stuffed Hodgman | 2 |
| #688 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 66 |
| #402 | stuffed Meat | 114 |
| #1085 | stuffed alien blob | 6 |
| #779 | stuffed angry cow | 60 |
| #884 | stuffed astral badger | 56 |
| #1066 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 48 |
| #164 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #661 | stuffed cocoabo | 67 |
| #1171 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 4 |
| #1581 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #1747 | stuffed doppelshifter | 4 |
| #782 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 62 |
| #904 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 54 |
| #908 | stuffed gray blob | 22 |
| #837 | stuffed hand turkey | 58 |
| #242 | stuffed key | 215 |
| #948 | stuffed mind flayer | 53 |
| #377 | stuffed mink | 117 |
| #359 | stuffed monocle | 121 |
| #117 | stuffed pocketwatch | 2 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #1071 | stuffed scary death orb | 47 |
| #375 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 56 |
| #829 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 58 |
| #870 | stuffed snowy owl | 54 |
| #720 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 67 |
| #403 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 20 |
| #831 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 57 |
| #314 | stuffed teddy butler | 134 |
| #447 | stuffed tin of caviar | 103 |
| #224 | stuffed treasure chest | 229 |
| #758 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 64 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #603 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #124 | time halo | 1 |
| #42 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #956 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 8 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 71 |
| #603 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 12 |
| #567 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 8 |
| #741 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 3 |
| #472 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 5 |
| #506 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 9 |
| #385 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2197 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #674 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 7 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #661 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 7 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #656 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 6 |
| #2501 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 7 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #482 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 5 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 7 |
| #1304 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 7 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #524 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 3 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #348 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 3 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #464 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 9 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic G Imp | 11 |
| #175 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #484 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #935 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 8 |
| #829 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 9 |
| #490 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 9 |
| #1246 | tiny plastic Hellion | 6 |
| #1266 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 6 |
| #14 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 2 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #915 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 5 |
| #819 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 9 |
| #934 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 8 |
| #937 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 8 |
| #2142 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #377 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 3 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #120 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 7 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #845 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 4 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 9 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 5 |
| #402 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 6 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #683 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 6 |
| #521 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 3 |
| #489 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 14 |
| #1225 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 6 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #681 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 7 |
| #765 | tiny plastic The Man | 6 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #552 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 13 |
| #1810 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #573 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 4 |
| #844 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 9 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #111 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #516 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 14 |
| #3305 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #761 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 5 |
| #1083 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 7 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #547 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 13 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic astronomer | 6 |
| #3366 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #2875 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #676 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 6 |
| #715 | tiny plastic beanbat | 10 |
| #988 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 3 |
| #580 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 7 |
| #844 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 4 |
| #1718 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #485 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 9 |
| #395 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 11 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #950 | tiny plastic blooper | 8 |
| #1079 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 7 |
| #1065 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 7 |
| #759 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 5 |
| #677 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 6 |
| #1117 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 2 |
| #110 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 7 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #3962 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1503 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #1244 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 6 |
| #1478 | tiny plastic demoninja | 5 |
| #4500 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #608 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 12 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #122 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 7 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #915 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 8 |
| #658 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 11 |
| #668 | tiny plastic fire servant | 3 |
| #1486 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 5 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #503 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 14 |
| #3348 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #2252 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 8 |
| #2882 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 6 |
| #1043 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 7 |
| #637 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 3 |
| #857 | tiny plastic goth giant | 9 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #816 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 9 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3311 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #491 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 9 |
| #2203 | tiny plastic killer bee | 8 |
| #808 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 9 |
| #2504 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #912 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 8 |
| #860 | tiny plastic moneybee | 4 |
| #1816 | tiny plastic mosquito | 10 |
| #851 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 4 |
| #203 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 5 |
| #868 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 9 |
| #1800 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #589 | tiny plastic peacannon | 4 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #2495 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 7 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #858 | tiny plastic scary clown | 9 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #924 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 8 |
| #508 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
| #1248 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 6 |
| #574 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 4 |
| #1217 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 6 |
| #2037 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 9 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 7 |
| #4867 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #2843 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #140 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 6 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #1084 | tiny plastic taco cat | 7 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #684 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 3 |
| #526 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 13 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1832 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #930 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #193 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #940 | tiny plastic warwelf | 8 |
| #932 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 8 |
| #1475 | tiny plastic zmobie | 5 |
| #463 | toast | 2,168 |
| #602 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #2080 | unstable laser battery | 24 |
| #23 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 2,853 |
| #219 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 23 |
| #2054 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #25 | witty rapier | 625 |
| #17 | yohohoyo | 381 |