| #271 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #227 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #220 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #228 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #151 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #70 | Alice's Army Foil Alchemist | 1 |
| #38 | Alice's Army Foil Bowman | 1 |
| #36 | Alice's Army Foil Cleric | 1 |
| #36 | Alice's Army Foil Coward | 1 |
| #11 | Alice's Army Foil Dervish | 1 |
| #58 | Alice's Army Foil Guard | 1 |
| #65 | Alice's Army Foil Halberder | 1 |
| #29 | Alice's Army Foil Hammerman | 1 |
| #30 | Alice's Army Foil Horseman | 1 |
| #27 | Alice's Army Foil Lanceman | 1 |
| #64 | Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #11 | Alice's Army Foil Martyr | 1 |
| #59 | Alice's Army Foil Ninja | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Nurse | 1 |
| #57 | Alice's Army Foil Page | 1 |
| #56 | Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #15 | Alice's Army Foil Sniper | 1 |
| #61 | Alice's Army Foil Spearsman | 1 |
| #62 | Alice's Army Foil Swordsman | 1 |
| #58 | Alice's Army Foil Wallman | 1 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #245 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #208 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #222 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #221 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #158 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #253 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #263 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #168 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #248 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #67 | Aura Libre | 1 |
| #55 | Aye Aye | 1 |
| #52 | Aye Aye, Captain | 1 |
| #63 | Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth | 1 |
| #144 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 7 |
| #55 | Black Hole | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #62 | Buttery Knob | 1 |
| #44 | Caipiranha | 1 |
| #82 | Candicaine | 1 |
| #63 | Candy Alexander | 1 |
| #75 | Cement Mixer | 1 |
| #58 | Chakra Libre | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #79 | Crazymaker | 1 |
| #54 | Dark & Starry | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #50 | Doublepunchplanter | 1 |
| #83 | Drac & Tan | 1 |
| #62 | Drunken Astrophysicist | 1 |
| #51 | Drunken Neurologist | 1 |
| #52 | Drunken Philosopher | 1 |
| #80 | Dump Truck | 1 |
| #45 | Earth and Firewater | 1 |
| #70 | Earth, Wind and Firewater | 1 |
| #65 | Event Horizon | 1 |
| #51 | Extra-slimy Slimosa | 1 |
| #55 | Fauna Libre | 1 |
| #56 | Firewater | 1 |
| #63 | Flaming Caipiranha | 1 |
| #75 | Flaming Knob | 1 |
| #75 | Flaming Mohobo | 1 |
| #70 | Flaming Sazerorc | 1 |
| #50 | Flying Caipiranha | 1 |
| #60 | Fuzzy Tentacle | 1 |
| #65 | Golden Mean | 1 |
| #66 | Grasshopper | 1 |
| #66 | Great Older Fashioned | 1 |
| #62 | Green Burlap | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #76 | Green Giant | 1 |
| #49 | Green Muslin | 1 |
| #58 | Green Velvet | 1 |
| #68 | Groll doll | 13 |
| #48 | Haymaker | 1 |
| #48 | Herring Daiquiri | 1 |
| #45 | Herring Wallbanger | 1 |
| #49 | Herringtini | 1 |
| #75 | Humanitini | 1 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #60 | Jackhammer | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #61 | LOLmec statuette | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #55 | Locust | 1 |
| #53 | Lollipop Drop | 1 |
| #247 | Microplushie: Bropane | 52 |
| #366 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 9 |
| #284 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 18 |
| #358 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 6 |
| #317 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 26 |
| #246 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 58 |
| #191 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 7 |
| #310 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 19 |
| #252 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 60 |
| #339 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 20 |
| #313 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 31 |
| #59 | Mohobo | 1 |
| #63 | Moonshine Mohobo | 1 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #55 | More Humanitini than Humanitini | 1 |
| #105 | Mr. Haggis | 30 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #77 | Oh, the Humanitini | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #462 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #65 | Plague of Locusts | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #196 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 10 |
| #125 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 10 |
| #194 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 4 |
| #157 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 9 |
| #59 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 16 |
| #203 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 7 |
| #305 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 7 |
| #149 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 5 |
| #145 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 9 |
| #232 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 9 |
| #373 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 2 |
| #123 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 14 |
| #309 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 7 |
| #225 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 9 |
| #200 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 10 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #43 | Punchplanter | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #72 | Red Dwarf | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #51 | Sazerorc | 1 |
| #53 | Sazuruk-hai | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #91 | Shot of the Living Dead | 1 |
| #61 | Sizzling Sinner | 1 |
| #63 | Slimebite | 1 |
| #56 | Slimosa | 1 |
| #49 | Slippery Knob | 1 |
| #60 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo | 1 |
| #87 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire | 1 |
| #62 | Suffering Sinner | 1 |
| #52 | Suppurating Sinner | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1050 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 4 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #60 | Transylvania Sling | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #91 | Zoodriver | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #233 | bejeweled cufflinks | 18 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #565 | club necklace | 12 |
| #185 | designer handbag | 14 |
| #219 | diamond necklace | 23 |
| #199 | fancy opera glasses | 21 |
| #179 | garish pinky ring | 24 |
| #210 | giant designer sunglasses | 21 |
| #738 | heart necklace | 10 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #39 | mouse skull | 40 |
| #287 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 21 |
| #627 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 12 |
| #859 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 9 |
| #227 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 24 |
| #90 | silver cow skull | 1 |
| #557 | spade necklace | 12 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #179 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 188 |
| #634 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 69 |
| #535 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 79 |
| #247 | stuffed Meat | 154 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #603 | stuffed angry cow | 73 |
| #607 | stuffed astral badger | 76 |
| #643 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 73 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #380 | stuffed cocoabo | 99 |
| #115 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 72 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #495 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 86 |
| #504 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 88 |
| #573 | stuffed hand turkey | 78 |
| #1212 | stuffed key | 31 |
| #125 | stuffed martini | 74 |
| #476 | stuffed mind flayer | 89 |
| #281 | stuffed mink | 140 |
| #235 | stuffed monocle | 161 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #411 | stuffed scary death orb | 97 |
| #290 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 68 |
| #405 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 98 |
| #630 | stuffed snowy owl | 70 |
| #768 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 63 |
| #513 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 83 |
| #225 | stuffed teddy butler | 161 |
| #270 | stuffed tin of caviar | 146 |
| #1186 | stuffed treasure chest | 33 |
| #626 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 73 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #476 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 15 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #669 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 11 |
| #565 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 8 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #503 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 9 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #744 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 10 |
| #1509 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #573 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 8 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #476 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 34 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #304 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 31 |
| #237 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 36 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic Felonia | 7 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #913 | tiny plastic G Imp | 8 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #738 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 10 |
| #658 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 11 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #732 | tiny plastic Hellion | 10 |
| #738 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 10 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #914 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 5 |
| #458 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 15 |
| #588 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 12 |
| #1249 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 6 |
| #817 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 9 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #787 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 9 |
| #583 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 12 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #731 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 10 |
| #494 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 14 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #911 | tiny plastic The Man | 5 |
| #550 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 13 |
| #488 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 7 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #1225 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 6 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #849 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 6 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1256 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 6 |
| #471 | tiny plastic angry goat | 34 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 6 |
| #1238 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 6 |
| #673 | tiny plastic astronomer | 11 |
| #386 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 40 |
| #471 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 34 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic beanbat | 6 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1275 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #570 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 29 |
| #830 | tiny plastic blooper | 9 |
| #818 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 9 |
| #733 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 10 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #557 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 30 |
| #656 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 25 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #923 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 5 |
| #592 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 12 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic demoninja | 7 |
| #392 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 11 |
| #832 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 9 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #813 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 9 |
| #451 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 15 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #827 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 9 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #1210 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 6 |
| #352 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 41 |
| #399 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 38 |
| #330 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 45 |
| #714 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 10 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #856 | tiny plastic goth giant | 9 |
| #562 | tiny plastic grue | 29 |
| #1049 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 7 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #595 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 28 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #633 | tiny plastic killer bee | 26 |
| #731 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 10 |
| #718 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 24 |
| #392 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 40 |
| #1464 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 5 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #402 | tiny plastic mosquito | 38 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #776 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 10 |
| #828 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 6 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #408 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 39 |
| #597 | tiny plastic sauceror | 8 |
| #560 | tiny plastic scary clown | 13 |
| #839 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 6 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 7 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #742 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 10 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #711 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 10 |
| #491 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 32 |
| #431 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 16 |
| #427 | tiny plastic stab bat | 37 |
| #462 | tiny plastic star starfish | 34 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #207 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 40 |
| #844 | tiny plastic taco cat | 9 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #574 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 12 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #633 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 8 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #824 | tiny plastic warwelf | 9 |
| #1721 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 4 |
| #1047 | tiny plastic zmobie | 7 |
| #173 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 1 |
| #152 | wind-up navigation droid | 1 |
| #90 | wind-up owl | 4 |
| 🥈 | wool hat | 2,404 |