| #20 | A Guide to Safari | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #161 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 4 |
| #169 | Alice's Army Bowman | 2 |
| #228 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #151 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #164 | Alice's Army Halberder | 4 |
| #161 | Alice's Army Horseman | 2 |
| #185 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 3 |
| #158 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #172 | Alice's Army Ninja | 3 |
| #203 | Alice's Army Nurse | 2 |
| #174 | Alice's Army Page | 3 |
| #179 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 3 |
| #168 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #202 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 2 |
| #170 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 3 |
| #158 | Alice's Army Wallman | 4 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #1679 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| #1985 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| #1072 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #132 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #365 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 2 |
| #25 | Crimbo cookie sheet | 2 |
| #86 | Crimbo crystal shards | 2 |
| #76 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 50 |
| #91 | Crimbosmopolitan | 7 |
| #126 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 2 |
| #59 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 1 |
| #54 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 2 |
| #81 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 5 |
| #103 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #75 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 1 |
| #51 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 1 |
| #84 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 7 |
| #98 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 82 |
| #46 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 21 |
| #16 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 3 |
| #66 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 8 |
| #61 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 2 |
| #35 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 1 |
| #79 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #89 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 4 |
| #2647 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #79 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #14 | Elf Guard broom | 3 |
| #67 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 5 |
| #18 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 3 |
| #82 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #652 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
| #34 | January's Garbage Tote (unopened) | 1 |
| #2139 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 7 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #237 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 1 |
| #23 | Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 3 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #42 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #399 | Wand of Nagamar | 13 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #478 | anniversary gift box | 7 |
| #84 | baby chest mimic | 1 |
| #4729 | badass belt | 6 |
| #101 | book of facts | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #711 | box | 8 |
| #44 | boxed Apriling band helmet | 2 |
| #53 | boxed Mayam Calendar | 2 |
| #56 | cabooze | 9 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #57 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 7 |
| #56 | crystal Crimbo platter | 7 |
| #66 | deed to Oliver's Place | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #48 | elf army field rations | 1 |
| #3307 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 3 |
| #1910 | handful of confetti | 18 |
| #71 | in-the-box spring shoes | 1 |
| #1184 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #67 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 1 |
| #168 | peppermint sprout | 3 |
| #187 | philosopher's scone | 7 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #156 | pufferfish spine | 1 |
| #1075 | really dense meat stack | 4 |
| #29 | red white and blue claret | 1 |
| #79 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 1 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1337 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #89 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 1 |