| #20 | A Guide to Safari | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #164 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 4 |
| #173 | Alice's Army Bowman | 2 |
| #231 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #156 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #167 | Alice's Army Halberder | 4 |
| #167 | Alice's Army Horseman | 2 |
| #188 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 3 |
| #161 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #176 | Alice's Army Ninja | 3 |
| #205 | Alice's Army Nurse | 2 |
| #177 | Alice's Army Page | 3 |
| #182 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 3 |
| #173 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #205 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 2 |
| #174 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 3 |
| #161 | Alice's Army Wallman | 4 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #1678 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| #1990 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| #104 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 1 |
| #1070 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #373 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 2 |
| #25 | Crimbo cookie sheet | 2 |
| #88 | Crimbo crystal shards | 2 |
| #79 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 50 |
| #93 | Crimbosmopolitan | 7 |
| #127 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 2 |
| #57 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 1 |
| #59 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 2 |
| #90 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 5 |
| #109 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #84 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 1 |
| #58 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 1 |
| #88 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 7 |
| #122 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 82 |
| #54 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 21 |
| #15 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 3 |
| #69 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 8 |
| #64 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 2 |
| #36 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 1 |
| #86 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #98 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 4 |
| #2654 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #72 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #14 | Elf Guard broom | 3 |
| #72 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 5 |
| #19 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 3 |
| #90 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #655 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
| #34 | January's Garbage Tote (unopened) | 1 |
| #2144 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 7 |
| #1202 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #237 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 1 |
| #23 | Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #13 | ROM of Optimality | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 3 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1267 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #42 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir | 1 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #47 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #399 | Wand of Nagamar | 13 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #478 | anniversary gift box | 7 |
| #81 | baby chest mimic | 1 |
| #4724 | badass belt | 6 |
| #103 | book of facts | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #709 | box | 8 |
| #127 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 1 |
| #39 | boxed Apriling band helmet | 2 |
| #46 | boxed Mayam Calendar | 2 |
| #69 | boxed bat wings | 1 |
| #63 | cabooze | 9 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #59 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 7 |
| #57 | crystal Crimbo platter | 7 |
| #68 | deed to Oliver's Place | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #49 | elf army field rations | 1 |
| #3305 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 3 |
| #1914 | handful of confetti | 18 |
| #74 | in-the-box spring shoes | 1 |
| #56 | mini kiwi egg | 1 |
| #1186 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #66 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 1 |
| #70 | packaged Roman Candelabra | 1 |
| #168 | peppermint sprout | 3 |
| #188 | philosopher's scone | 7 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #157 | pufferfish spine | 1 |
| #1077 | really dense meat stack | 4 |
| #31 | red white and blue claret | 1 |
| #76 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 1 |
| #2328 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1335 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1325 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1708 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #16 | unevolved organism | 2 |
| #54 | untorn tearaway pants package | 1 |
| #84 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 1 |