Museum :: tbell30

tbell30

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#43	1,970 carat gold	68
#33	1952 Mickey Mantle card	319
#30	37x37x37 puzzle cube	301
#15	4:20 bomb	100
#661	A. W. O. L. commendation	5
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#94	Adventurer bobblehead	1
#274	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#230	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#231	Alice's Army Coward	1
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#72	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#39	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#4	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	1
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#248	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#212	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#62	Alice's Army Horseman	11
#225	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#255	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#258	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#173	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#251	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#47	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	6
#13	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	12
#112	Ancient Protector Soda	5
#44	Ancient Saucehelm	24
#35	Angelhair Culottes	16
#27	Argarggagarg's fang	26
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#114	BURT	275
#38	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	16
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#18	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	179
#117	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	17
#7	Beignet Milgranet	100
#11	Belt of Howling Anger	37
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#10	BittyCar MeatCar	2
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#55	Bling of the New Wave	13
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#129	Blue Diamond of Honesty	4
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#949	Bonerdagon necklace	10
#29	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	6
#11	Boots of Twilight Whispers	33
#6	Bordeaux Marteaux	100
#613	Boss Bat bling	5
#59	Boss Bat britches	125
#54	Bram's choker	3
🥉	Bright Water	100
#64	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#5	Brogre brolo shirt	1
#4	Brogre brorts	1
#4	Brogre bucket hat	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#47	CRIMBCO lanyard	11
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#743	CRIMBCO scrip	160
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#14	CSA discount card	1,366
#152	CSA fire-starting kit	133
#13	Carpathian longsword	208
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#57	Chester's moustache	2
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#15	Chroner cross	1
#17	Chroner trigger	1
#160	Cinco Mayo Lager	2
#9	Clara's bell	106
#16	Claw of the Infernal Seal	26
#12	Cloak of Dire Shadows	32
#647	Codpiece of the Goblin King	12
#38	Colander of Em-er'il	21
#886	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	2
#28	Covers-Your-Head	1
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#17	Crimbo training manual	1
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#727	Crimbuck	1,211
#15	Daisy's unclean bloomers	10
#26	Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	1
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#13	Dinsey's brain	1
#14	Dinsey's glove	1
#4	Dinsey's oculus	3
#14	Dinsey's pants	1
#9	Dinsey's pizza cutter	1
#12	Dinsey's radar dish	1
#29	Disco 'Fro Pick	28
#192	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
#18	Dogsgotnonoz pills	26
🥈	Dolph Bossin's charity note	1
#53	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	213
#13	Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	1
#11	Dreadsylvanian cold pocket	1
#6	Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	3
#8	Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	2
#26	Dreadsylvanian grimlet	1
#8	Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	1
#32	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	10
#15	Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	1
#100	Drowsy Sword	158
#44	Eau de Guaneau	12
#58	El Sombrero De Lopez	24
#21	El Vibrato restraints	30
#17	Elder Turtle Shell	35
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#7	Elizabeth's Dollie	55
#51	Elizabeth's paintbrush	3
#85	Ellsbury's journal	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#39	En Una Fila Tequila	2
#756	FDKOL commendation	14
#16	Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square	8
#7	FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	417
#11	FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	329
#16	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	393
#76	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	2
#30	Former Sheriff Dan's tin star	5
#246	Freddy Kruegerand	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#5	Fromage Pinotage	100
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#29	Frosty's frosty mug	75
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#58	Frosty's nailbat	2
#77	Frosty's old silk hat	2
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#16	Galapagosian Cuisses	24
🥇	Garland of Greatness	1
#13	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	25
#70	Gathered Meat-Clip	14
#13	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	27
#93	Gets-You-Drunk	1
#238	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	10
#20	Glenn's golden dice	7
#404	Goodfella contract	66
#107	Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	1
#53	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	14
#30	Great Wolf's headband	1
#28	Great Wolf's left paw	1
#5	Great Wolf's rocket launcher	1
#29	Greaves of the Murk Lord	17
#166	Green Clover of Justice	11
#78	Heimandatz's heart	14
#18	Helm of the Scream Emperor	23
#29	Hodgman's blanket	36
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#18	Hodgman's metal detector	2
#23	Hodgman's porkpie hat	3
#21	Hodgman's varcolac paw	2
#78	Hunger™ Sauce	1
#73	Instant Karma	171
#136	Iron Beta of Industry	70
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#87	Jocko Homo's head	13
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#38	Knob Goblin lunchbox	72
#16	Krakrox's Loincloth	26
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#62	LOLmec statuette	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#55	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	18
#86	Lead Zeta of Chastity	2
#57	Lederhosen of the Night	18
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#49	Li'l Businessman Kit	7
#17	Liam's mail	216
#26	License To Kill	2
#127	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	1
#155	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	141
#10	Lumineux Limnio	100
#63	Mark of the Bugbear	5
#96	Mark of the Ghost	2
#85	Mark of the Skeleton	3
#129	Mark of the Vampire	1
#88	Mark of the Werewolf	3
#18	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	19
#89	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	37
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#26	Mer-kin dodgeball	1
#22	Mer-kin dragnet	1
#24	Mer-kin switchblade	1
#140	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	27
#12	Microplushie: Bropane	400
#406	Microplushie: Dorkonide	8
#15	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	163
#12	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	98
#61	Microplushie: Gothochondria	130
#14	Microplushie: Hippylase	443
#126	Microplushie: Hipsterine	11
#11	Microplushie: Hobomosome	245
#643	Microplushie: Otakulone	11
#272	Microplushie: Raverdrine	30
#11	Microplushie: Sororitrate	389
#12	Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey	1,781
#15	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	1
#165	Misty Cape	11
#153	Misty Cloak	11
#152	Misty Robe	14
#12	Morto Moreto	51
#15	Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	12
#14	Mr. Haggis	307
#462	Mr. Joe's bangles	2
#15	Mr. Screege's spectacles	224
#33	Muschat	9
#7	Neverending Party favor	320
#54	Newman's Own Trousers	14
#450	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	13
#92	Nuclear Blastball	36
🥈	Official Council Aide Pin	1
#38	Okee-Dokee soda	31
#217	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#64	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	2
#40	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	39
#17	Ol' Scratch's stove door	3
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#219	Orange Star of Sacrifice	10
#165	Order of the Silver Wossname	4
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#53	Oscus's pelt	2
#66	Outer Wolf™ cologne	1
#30	PB&BP	10
#12	PB&J with the crusts cut off	1,670
#173	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	6
#1599	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2
#67	Pecos Dave's sixgun	2
#7	Pener's drumstick	20
#53	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1,178
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#87	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	17
#304	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	5
#93	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	7
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#291	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	5
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#115	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	6
#199	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	7
#260	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	8
#79	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	8
#230	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	9
#575	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	3
#307	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	7
#455	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	4
#25	Purple Beast energy drink	305
#127	Red Balloon of Valor	2
#17	Red Roger's reliquary	49
#25	Russian Ice	42
#54	SPF 451 lip balm	38
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#20	Safari Jack's moustache	25
#62	Salsa de las Epocas	1
#12	Scalp of Gorgolok	46
#125	Science Notebook	1
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#12	Shield of Icy Fate	27
#12	Single Alice's Army Foil	7
🥈	Skipper's accordion	1
#492	Skully's hot chocolate	1
#90	Sogg-Os	5
#15	Spookyraven signet	254
#971	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	4
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#12	Staff of Holiday Sensations	1
#25	Staff of the Electric Range	1
#66	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#13	Staff of the Woodfire	1
#16	Stephen's lab coat	54
#63	Stephen's secret formula	3
#945	Summer Nights	1
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#67	Super Weight-Gain 9000	3
#10	Sword of Dark Omens	32
🥉	TRIO cup of beer	67
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#30	Talisman of Baio	1
#9	Temps Tempranillo	100
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#6	The Bomb	100
#67	The Emperor's new hat	1
#65	The Emperor's new pants	1
#82	The Emperor's new shirt	1
#77	The Mariachi's guitar case	18
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#28	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#14	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#10	The Nuge's favorite crossbow	1
#30	The One Mood Ring	1
🥈	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
#96	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#67	The Superconductor's CPU	1
🥇	Thinknerd T-Shirt	1
#14	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	505
#6	Third Eye	1
#76	Thriller Ice	1
#28	Thunkula's drinking cap	1
#1206	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	2
#507	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	1
#831	Thwaitgold ant statuette	1
#778	Thwaitgold bee statuette	3
#837	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#419	Thwaitgold bug statuette	2
#470	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	3
#115	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	7
#415	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	1
#428	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	1
#1163	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	2
#647	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	7
#521	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	6
#1813	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
#524	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	2
#331	Thwaitgold moth statuette	1
#105	Thwaitgold nit statuette	2
#255	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	3
#801	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	4
#371	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	3
#525	Thwaitgold spider statuette	5
#894	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	10
#1267	Thwaitgold termite statuette	1
#128	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	1
#519	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	1
#509	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	3
#131	Time Bandit Time Towel	1
#39	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
#143	UV monocular	1
#50	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	1
#27	Ultracolor™ shirt	35
#221	Ultrasoldier Serum	3
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#35	Uncle Hobo's belt	1
#23	Uncle Hobo's epic beard	1
#29	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#59	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
#12	Underworld truncheon	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#9	Unfortunato's foolscap	255
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#25	Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards	1
#8	Ur-Donut	100
#250	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#62	Van der Graaf helmet	5
#60	Volartta's bellbottoms	13
#204	Wand of Oscus	1
#182	Warm Subject gift certificate	983
#19	Warms-Your-Tush	1
#90	Wet Russian	3
#46	Yakisoba's hat	16
#91	Yellow Moon of Compassion	24
#657	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	2
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#18	actual reality goggles	297
#41	adorable seal larva	25
#36	aerated diving helmet	13
#14	airblaster gun	479
#8	alien animal milk	1
🥉	alien gemstone	869
#8	alien plant pod	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#8	almost-dead walkie-talkie	974
#16	ancient vinyl coin purse	2,444
#737	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#626	antique bottle opener	1
#52	antique nutcracker beard	1
#46	antique nutcracker boots	1
#45	antique nutcracker cape	1
#36	antique nutcracker drumstick	1
#32	antique nutcracker epaulets	1
#47	antique nutcracker hat	1
#45	antique nutcracker pants	1
#41	antique nutcracker sword	1
#44	antique nutcracker waistcoat	1
#535	antique painting of a landscape	1
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#933	antique record album	1
#588	antique souvenir drawing	1
#57	antique spyglass	1
#50	asteroid belt	1
#15	baby oil shooter	12
#1480	baconstone	4
#129	badass belt	208
#85	bag of bones	9
#9	bag of foreign bribes	719
#75	bag of lard	13
#67	bag of park garbage	1,112
#49	bag of unfinished business	1
#5	balanced antler	16
#130	banana-frosted king cake	18
#754	bananagate	4
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#8	barnacled barrel	1,877
#15	barrel beryl	32
#1425	bath ball gift set	1
#165	batskin belt	7
#28	battered old top-hat	1
#88	beautiful rainbow	5
🥈	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	2,287
🥇	bellhop bell	11,009
🥇	bellhop's hat	9,048
#44	bewitching boots	1
#7	big tun	3,019
#8	biker's hat	1
#51	bindle of joy	2
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#35	bitter bowtie	1
#95	black eyedrops	8
#9	black pension check	3,694
#4	blammer	100
#75	blank diary	2
#10	blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail	27
#74	blood sausage	1
#7	blood-soaked sponge cake	29
#499	blue class ring	4
#472	blue glowstick	3
#108	blue money bag	2
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
🥈	blue ribbon	1
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#102	blueberry-frosted king cake	12
🥉	blunt cat claw	100
🥉	blunt icepick	100
#4	bobcat grenade	100
#36	bone and arrows	1
#301	bone aperitif	1
#856	bone chips	3
#52	bone crusher	1
#277	bone meal	1
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#53	bonerang	1
#58	boning knife	1
#5	booze drive button	1
🥉	boozebomb	100
#17	borrowed time	118
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#35	bottle of Mystic Shell	31
#49	bottle of antifreeze	15
#86	bottle of goofballs	220
#23	bottle of pirate juice	35
#65	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	6
#191	bottled day	1
#15	bounty-hunting helmet	2
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#437	bow	1
#142	bow staff	1
#93	bowl of Tastee-Wheet™	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#62	box of Familiar Jacks	8
#204	box of Pokëmann band-aids	1
#7	box of hammers	100
#260	box of sunshine	1,655
#28	boxing-glove-in-a-box	3
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#42	brazen bracelet	1
#224	brick	171
#5	broken clock	49
#5	broken glass grenade	49
#433	bronze breastplate	2
#135	brown plastic baby	5
#17	bubble-wrap simulator	100
#27	bucket of wine	106
#98	bugbear detector	1
#83	bugbear purification pill	4
#970	bunny liver	1
#10	burnt snowpants	265
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#123	can of spinach	15
#30	can-you-dig-it?	7
#6	candy drive button	1
#13	card sleeve	1
#80	catfish whiskers	9
#56	chamoisole	1
#44	chaos popcorn	13
#69	cheap toaster	22
#128	cheer extractor	1
#108	cheerful Crimbo sweater	1
#87	cheerful antler hat	1
#86	cheerful pajama pants	1
#8	cheezburger	100
#10	chocolate frosted sugar bomb	100
#101	chocolate-frosted king cake	19
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#51	clingfilm tangle	1
#11	clingfilm trousers	2
#5	clock-cleaning hammer	47
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#15	club sandwich	40
#56	cod cape	1
#26	cold-filtered water	100
#150	comfy pillow	3
#74	commemorative war stein	1,201
#26	complicated lock impression	1
#284	concentrated garbage juice	3
#10	confusing LED clock	1,068
🥉	control crystal	1
#8	cool cat claw	49
#5	cool cat elixir	100
🥇	cool iron breastplate	1
🥈	cool iron greaves	1
🥉	cool iron helmet	1
#4	cool jelly donut	100
#568	corncob pipe	1
#30	corned-beef Reuben	136
#132	correction fluid	6
#14	cosmetic football	342
🥇	cozy scarf	1
#29	crazy bastard sword	1
#39	creepy voodoo doll	11
#113	crotchety pants	1
#27	crumpled felt fedora	1
#91	crusty hula hoop	5
#23	crystal skull	49
#262	crystallized memory	1
#33	cube of billiard chalk	13
#6	cubic zirconia	2,773
#443	cup of infinite pencils	2
#22	cursed breeches	2
#27	cursed cutlass	2
#21	cursed eyepatch	2
#125	cyclops eyedrops	5
#15	damp old wallet	18
#615	deadly lampshade	1
#74	death blossom	7
#16	deluxe Neverending Party favor	36
#10	denim jacket	518
#92	dense meat stack	34,000
#25	depleted Grimacite astrolabe	1
#17	depleted uranium seal figurine	21
#908	designer handbag	2
#7	dethklok	54
🥇	detour shield	1
#15	diabolical crossbow	1
#71	dinged-up triangle	1
#6	disintegrating barrel	10,620
#247	distilled fortified wine	11
🥉	dollar-sign bag	3,954
#158	donkey flipbook	5
#9	dorky glasses	945
#29	double-ice box	3
#6	double-ice britches	39
#15	double-ice cap	35
#53	drafty drawers	1
#41	dread tarragon	1
#35	dreadful roast	3
#6	dropped scrap of paper	18
#41	dubious loincloth	2
#80	duct tape buckler	1
#127	duct tape dockers	1
#92	duct tape fedora	1
#108	duct tape shirt	1
#232	duct tape sword	1
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#35	gourmet gourami oil	46
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#14	polyester pettipants	1
#13	polyester pulsera	1
#10	ponytail clip	523
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#24	porcelain phantom mask	1
#19	porcelain plus-fours	1
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#22	porcelain porkpie	1
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#5	portable dam	12
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#13	potion of punctual companionship	51
#8	potion of the captain's hammer	50
#14	potion of the field gar	100
#9	potion of the litterbox	100
#37	pottery barn owl figurine	1
#43	pottery club	1
#52	pottery hat	1
#42	pottery shield	1
#43	pottery training pants	1
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#24	psychokinetic energy blob	794
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#26	rusty metal greaves	2
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#8	saffron antaravasaka	1
#6	saffron uttarasanga	1
#1526	sandwich of the gods	3
#10	sausage golem	1
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#104	scented massage oil	17
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#5	sea cowbell	202
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#36	sealhide moccasins	2
#60	sealhide seal doll	65
#44	sealhide snare	33
#45	sealhide whip	2
🥉	sealskin drum	1
#58	secret from the future	3
🥉	shadowy cat claw	100
#32	shapeless wide-brimmed hat	1
#72	sharpened hubcap	1
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#32	shock belt	9
#10	shoe ad T-shirt	939
#49	shooting morning star	1
#4	shrapnel jelly donut	100
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🥇	silent nightlight	1
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#64	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	4
#19	sizzling desk bell	2
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#176	slime convention coupons	1
#183	slime convention flyers	1
#146	slime convention pin	1
#108	slime convention swag bag	7
#189	slime convention t-shirt	1
#12	slime-covered club	2
#23	slime-covered compass	1
#14	slime-covered greaves	1
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#18	slime-covered lantern	1
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🥉	slippery when wet shield	1
#1272	slow jam collection	1
🥉	smashed danish	100
#278	smoked potsherd	1
#29	smoker's cloak	1
#12	smoldering bagel punch	240
#30	smut orc keepsake box	36
#18	sneakeasies	1
🥉	snow belly	1
#10	snow hat	1
🥉	snow pants	1
#39	snowstick	2
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#19	solid gold jewel	229
#28	solid gold pegleg	493
🥉	soul doorbell	206
#44	spaghetti con calaveras	5
#51	spark plug earring	13
#205	spectre scepter	140
🥈	speed limit shield	1
#72	spirit bed	1
🥈	spirit bell	1
#554	spooky bindle	1
#268	stainless steel scarf	11
#19	stainless steel shillelagh	35
#31	stainless steel skullcap	23
#64	stainless steel slacks	20
#288	stainless steel solitaire	9
#144	stainless steel suspenders	19
#12	standards and practices guide	248
#34	status cymbal	1
#8	steamy ruby	371
#18	stench cluster	1
#8	stench clusterbomb	1
#121	sticky gloves	1
#144	still-beating spleen	4
#26	stinking agaricus	2
#15	stinky fannypack	1
#5	stolen meatpouch	7,170
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#70	strange helix fossil	1
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#91	sucker hakama	2
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#102	sucker tachi	2
🥉	sugar raygun	3
🥈	superhero mask	1
#11	surprisingly capacious handbag	498
#35	sushi-rolling mat	1
#9	sweet party mix	110
🥇	tambourine bells	60,175
#58	tasty tart	25
#130	tattered paper crown	4
#32	tawdry amethyst	55
#140	teeny-tiny magic scroll	5
#25	the Archwizard's briefs	1
#6	thyme jelly donut	100
#8	tie-dyed fannypack	232
#8	time halo	100
🥇	time sleigh	1
#31	tin cup of mulligan stew	48
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#5	toasted brie	100
#34	tonguebone	2
🥈	too legit potion	100
#29	torquoise	8
#814	tourmalime	2
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#138	trout fang	1
#6	ultrafondue	100
#14	unbearable light	100
#6	uncanny desk bell	54
#482	unearthed potsherd	1
#34	unearthly onyx	63
#30	unnatural gas	13
#22	unremarkable duffel bag	322
#36	untamable turtle	23
#153	unusual disco ball	12
#6	valuable coin	1,187
#12	vampagne	29
#114	vampire pearl	6
#22	van key	338
#59	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	120
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#23	very small red dress	300
#35	vial of hot blood	2
#10	void shard	3
#12	void stone	1,094
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#42	voodoo snuff	34
#241	wad of cotton	13
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#21	wand of pigification	51
#23	warbear gyro	26
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#215	warbear officer requisition box	1
#337	warbear requisition box	2
#42	warm fur	1
🥈	washboard shield	1
#56	water wings for babies	1
#66	waterlogged crate	4
#14	wax banana	3
🥉	weathered barrel	13,203
#42	wedge of gray cheese	1
#160	wet venom duct	1
#45	white candygram	22
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#94	white money bag	4
#37	wild honey pie	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#80	willyweed	37
🥇	witch's bra	1
#25	witch's bread	7
#30	witch's brew	5
#46	wolfskull mask	1
#16	wooly loincloth	2
#114	woven baling wire bracelets	8
#119	wrench bracelet	29
#27	wriggling severed nose	6
#35	wristwatch of the white knight	2
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#16	yabba dabba doo rag	2
#41	yellow candygram	81
#365	yellow glowstick	4
#38	yellow traffic cone	1
🥇	yield shield	1
#18	zombie accordion	1
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 348,335 items total!

what items are this player missing?