#337 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
🥉 | Admiral's hat | 1 |
#212 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 2 |
#170 | Alice's Army Bowman | 2 |
#165 | Alice's Army Cleric | 2 |
#169 | Alice's Army Coward | 2 |
#106 | Alice's Army Dervish | 2 |
#202 | Alice's Army Guard | 2 |
#202 | Alice's Army Halberder | 2 |
#158 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 2 |
#163 | Alice's Army Horseman | 2 |
#166 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 2 |
#211 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 2 |
#104 | Alice's Army Martyr | 2 |
#201 | Alice's Army Ninja | 2 |
#202 | Alice's Army Nurse | 2 |
#201 | Alice's Army Page | 2 |
#213 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 2 |
#108 | Alice's Army Sniper | 2 |
#202 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 2 |
#201 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 2 |
#204 | Alice's Army Wallman | 2 |
#2231 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
#72 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
#1130 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
#684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
#480 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
#1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
#564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
#898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
#675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
#956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
#123 | BRAINS shorts | 11 |
#272 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 10 |
#77 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 33 |
#49 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
#36 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
#39 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
#199 | Blood Light | 22 |
#196 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 10 |
#1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
#583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
#481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
#509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
#467 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
#476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
#529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
#87 | CRIMBCO mug | 191 |
#1315 | CRIMBCO scrip | 20 |
#218 | CRIMBCO wine | 35 |
#1702 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
#1727 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
#163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
#133 | Cerebral Crossbow | 2 |
#188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
#145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
#490 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
#399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
#1848 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
#510 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 10 |
#585 | Crimbo Credit | 2 |
#537 | Crimbo candied pecan | 19 |
#524 | Crimbo fudge | 20 |
#440 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 24 |
#16 | Crimbo sapling | 1 |
#272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
#650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
#6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
#359 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
#31 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 3 |
#37 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 3 |
#30 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 3 |
#164 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 23 |
#151 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 3 |
#211 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
#15 | Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper | 1 |
#38 | Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw | 1 |
#210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
#224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
#94 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 5 |
#246 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
#147 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 3 |
#145 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 3 |
#192 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 2 |
#15 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Face | 1 |
#171 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 2 |
#206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
#167 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 24 |
#146 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 3 |
#26 | Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack | 1 |
#30 | Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler | 1 |
#220 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
#131 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 34 |
#101 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 16 |
#180 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 2 |
#163 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 2 |
#138 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 34 |
#180 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 2 |
#217 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
#126 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 13 |
#136 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 33 |
#117 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 13 |
#153 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 26 |
#127 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 4 |
#19 | Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs | 1 |
#13 | Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball | 1 |
#58 | Crimbough | 1 |
#2089 | Crimbuck | 30 |
#535 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
#37 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 94 |
#30 | Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog | 1 |
#2741 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
#224 | Ecto-Cooler | 5 |
#42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
#45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
#31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
#375 | Feynman gate | 29 |
#445 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 1 |
#249 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
#32 | God Lobster Egg | 1 |
#87 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
#107 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 33 |
#200 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 23 |
#677 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
#1198 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
🥇 | KoL Con Six Pack | 1 |
#35 | KoLHS Pep Squad Box | 1 |
#669 | LED block | 1 |
#94 | Libram of BRICKOs | 1 |
#112 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
#49 | Libram of Resolutions | 1 |
#154 | Mae West with a fly in it | 2 |
#1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
#156 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 15 |
#135 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
#347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
#68 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 1 |
#1331 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 7 |
#54 | Moping Artistic Goth Kid | 1 |
#97 | Nightstalker perfume | 30 |
#768 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
#447 | Rock and Roll Legend | 2 |
#63 | Schmalz's First Prize Beer | 1 |
#129 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
#253 | Silver Bullet beer | 10 |
#471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
#73 | Small Medium | 1 |
#727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
#69 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 1 |
#152 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
#288 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 50 |
#295 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 50 |
#292 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 50 |
#670 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 3 |
#25 | The Confiscator's Grimoire | 1 |
#96 | The Cooler Out of Space | 29 |
#557 | The Joy of Wassailing | 5 |
#151 | The Necbronomicon | 2 |
🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
#35 | Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts | 1 |
#1203 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
#376 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 6 |
#645 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 2 |
#986 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 3 |
#889 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 5 |
#1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
#1786 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
#374 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 8 |
#457 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 15 |
#518 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
#574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
#118 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
#109 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
#158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
#161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
#189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
#693 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
#35 | Unagnimated Gnome | 1 |
#436 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 4 |
#200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
#617 | Valentine | 34 |
#7 | Valentine's Day cake | 33 |
#331 | Workytime Tea | 6 |
#50 | a cute angel | 1 |
#41 | adventurer clone egg | 1 |
#124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
#1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
#114 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 34 |
#4 | angel-food cake | 35 |
🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
#451 | aspirin | 2 |
#851 | astronaut pants | 8 |
#1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
#19 | babycakes | 34 |
#380 | bacon bath ball | 2 |
#300 | baggie of powdered sugar | 72 |
#2044 | ball | 1 |
#246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
#251 | banana supersucker | 1 |
#968 | bananagate | 1 |
#93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
#1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
#134 | bath ball gift set | 32 |
#518 | battered Crimbo Crate | 20 |
#135 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
#123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
#977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
#1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
#1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
#181 | bindlestocking | 14 |
🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
🥈 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 34 |
#318 | bite-me-red lipstick | 50 |
#297 | black and white cracker | 1 |
#2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
#2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
#2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
#2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
#269 | black velvet box | 1 |
#138 | blank diary | 1 |
#246 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
#197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
#467 | blind-packed capsule toy | 2 |
#737 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 9 |
#759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
#2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
#2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
#2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
#76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
#2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
#9 | blue velvet cake | 34 |
#51 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 33 |
#174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
#355 | borg sock monkey | 5 |
#296 | bottle of Blank-Out | 40 |
#409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
#1070 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
#95 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
#47 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 33 |
#34 | box of sunshine | 13,366 |
#214 | breaded beer | 3 |
#832 | brine | 17 |
#297 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
#787 | buckyball | 5 |
#227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
#714 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
#247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
#279 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 8 |
#547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
#670 | candied bolts | 1 |
#668 | candied nuts | 1 |
#3617 | candy cane | 3 |
#110 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
#470 | candy kneecapping stick | 5 |
#1468 | candy knuckles | 2 |
#1784 | candy stake | 4 |
#343 | canteen of wine | 77 |
#685 | capacitor relay | 14 |
#769 | carbon nanotube frame | 12 |
#803 | cement sandals | 1 |
#249 | cheap elven gloves | 17 |
#736 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 9 |
#504 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
#203 | chocolate cigar | 9 |
#34 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 48 |
#1275 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 5 |
#68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
#1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
#747 | clockwork key | 1 |
#27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
#508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
#71 | colorful plastic ball | 1,245 |
#1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
#7 | congratulatory cake | 33 |
#20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
#208 | cookie cookie | 4 |
#1821 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
#1817 | corpsedriver | 1 |
#210 | cranberry schnapps | 3 |
#689 | crystalline cheer | 1 |
#111 | cursed scrunchie | 11 |
#346 | cyborg doll | 5 |
#537 | cyborg stompin' boot | 4 |
#313 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
#648 | daisy | 2 |
#33 | deactivated nanobots | 1 |
#33 | deanimated reanimator's coffin | 1 |
#618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
#384 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
#240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
#4 | devil's-food cake | 34 |
#1006 | dill | 21 |
#17 | disconnected intergnat | 1 |
#705 | doll house | 6 |
#878 | dollhive | 6 |
#127 | drum of pomade | 11 |
#905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
#1336 | duct tape | 11 |
#129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
#93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
#233 | duct tape sword | 1 |
#526 | dusty Crimbo crate | 21 |
#2058 | eggnog | 3 |
#548 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
#511 | elven limbos gingerbread | 27 |
#296 | elven cellocello | 39 |
#439 | elven moonshine | 25 |
#245 | elven socks | 18 |
#215 | elven suicide capsule | 44 |
#202 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1,029 |
#263 | evil googly eye | 16 |
#2681 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
#199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
#118 | extra-see-thru nightie | 5 |
#55 | extremely skinny jeans | 15 |
#83 | fairy-worn boots | 1 |
#1009 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
#1146 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 5 |
#787 | fancy chocolate | 4 |
#347 | fancy chocolate car | 8 |
#1303 | fancy dress ball | 6 |
#810 | felt | 11 |
#155 | festive holiday hat | 24 |
#687 | festive sausage | 2 |
#30 | fist turkey outline | 1 |
#272 | flask of mining oil | 1 |
#338 | flask of tainted mining oil | 1 |
#77 | floaty stone sphere | 1 |
#143 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
#740 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
#594 | fruitcake | 37 |
#377 | fudge bunny | 1 |
#197 | fudge cube | 1 |
#842 | fudge lily | 1 |
#62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
#259 | fudge spork | 1 |
#1414 | fudgecule | 1 |
#178 | fudgecycle | 1 |
#219 | fudgesicle | 1 |
#323 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
#1116 | ghost cucumber | 23 |
#51 | ghost protocol | 11 |
#187 | ghost trap | 8 |
#82 | ghostly body paint | 50 |
#136 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
#173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
#135 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
#164 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
#132 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
#169 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
#427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
#1750 | gingerbread bugbear | 8 |
#596 | gingerbread horror | 10 |
#609 | gingerbread house | 1 |
#939 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
#274 | gingerbread robot | 4 |
#225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
#68 | glowing frisbee | 1 |
#1800 | golden ring | 39 |
#323 | googly eye | 42 |
#70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
#222 | grass blade | 1 |
#193 | grass hat | 1 |
#188 | grass skirt | 1 |
#166 | gray bow tie | 37 |
#242 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
#1009 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
#49 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 33 |
#171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
#165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
#67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
#197 | gummi canary | 1 |
#202 | gummi salamander | 1 |
#242 | gummi snake | 1 |
#170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
#1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
#3383 | heart necklace | 1 |
#16 | heart-shaped balloon | 4,049 |
#567 | herringcello | 28 |
#40 | hibernating robot reindeer | 1 |
#284 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
#1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
#627 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
#312 | hushed puppy | 1 |
#1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
#505 | iGoogly | 38 |
#1278 | immense cyborg hand | 4 |
#384 | incense bath ball | 2 |
#957 | incredibly creepy marionette | 2 |
#72 | infant sandworm | 1 |
#448 | ion grid | 27 |
#1081 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
#920 | iron pasta spoon | 3 |
#1886 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
🥈 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 1,628 |
#43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
#1295 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
#198 | java cookie | 4 |
#1863 | jawbruiser | 1 |
#41 | jingle bell | 1 |
#1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
#1412 | kite | 3 |
#1602 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
#606 | knuckle sandwich | 33 |
#897 | kumquartz | 1 |
#84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
#250 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
#737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
#9 | lavender candy heart | 3,285 |
#2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
#2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
#2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
#1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
#285 | length of string | 41 |
#15 | li'l orphan tot | 1 |
#422 | licorice garrote | 5 |
#662 | licorice root | 1 |
#233 | lime supersucker | 1 |
#219 | live wire | 4 |
#1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
#71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
#990 | lollipop stick | 1 |
#62 | long-stemmed rose | 33 |
#218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
#1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
#1373 | mafia aria | 6 |
#1894 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
#657 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
#640 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
#637 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
#600 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
#235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
#520 | marionette | 3 |
#575 | marionette collective | 1 |
#326 | marshmallow flambé | 2 |
#1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
#2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
#1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
#2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
#54 | miniature antlers | 2 |
#487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
#109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
#106 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
#109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
#1499 | monomolecular yo-yo | 5 |
#201 | motivational poster | 20 |
#327 | muffled muffuletta | 1 |
#185 | mugcake | 33 |
#835 | mylar scout drone | 5 |
#250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
#398 | nanite-infested candy cane | 37 |
#1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
#1397 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
#2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
#846 | nanofiber cloth | 4 |
#188 | necrotizing body spray | 50 |
#290 | nega-mushroom | 1 |
#489 | night-vision goggles | 4 |
#416 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
#677 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
#1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
#2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
#1733 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
#1582 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
#840 | oozenog | 5 |
#848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
#28 | orange candy heart | 2,920 |
#51 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 33 |
#36 | organ grinder | 1 |
#153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
#133 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
#807 | pair of bolt cutters | 4 |
#189 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
#151 | palm-frond fan | 1 |
#396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
#213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
#85 | panicked kernel | 1 |
#397 | paperclip | 105 |
#103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
#99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
#91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
#101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
#364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
#228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
#233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
#190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
#1237 | passable elf mask | 4 |
#236 | patent leather shoes | 28 |
#665 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
#207 | pear supersucker | 1 |
#892 | pearidot | 1 |
#403 | penguin focaccia bread | 32 |
#235 | penguin thesaurus | 30 |
#471 | peppermint tailings | 1 |
#398 | perl necklace | 1 |
#236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
#53 | personalized birthday cake | 33 |
#2035 | pet rock | 2 |
#435 | petit 4.1 | 3 |
#293 | petit fortran | 3 |
#332 | phish stick | 3 |
#224 | piece of wedding cake | 33 |
#20 | pink candy heart | 2,190 |
#39 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 33 |
#637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
#322 | plastic ingot | 6 |
#502 | pocketwatch on a chain | 6 |
#834 | poison pen | 2 |
#1721 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
#365 | portable photocopier | 19 |
#1713 | possessed top | 2 |
#437 | powdered candy sushi set | 4 |
#1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
#167 | press-on ribs | 50 |
#92 | pretty bouquet | 33 |
#892 | pretty flower | 33 |
#244 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
#321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
#2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
#2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
#2252 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
#1644 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
#1294 | pulsing flesh | 2 |
#70 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 33 |
#36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
#1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
#301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
#659 | rag doll | 3 |
#100 | raspberry beret | 1 |
#1105 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 6 |
#1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
#223 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
#995 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
#651 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
#1108 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
#58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
#925 | ridiculous cocktail | 1 |
#72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
#136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
#65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
#554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
#1451 | rigid carapace | 2 |
#1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
#1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
#1431 | [2108]rock | 1 |
#182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
#1307 | rogue swarmer | 44 |
#449 | ruby on canes | 1 |
#115 | sane hatrack | 1 |
#1099 | sawblade fragment | 46 |
#1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
#299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
#1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
#326 | shushed potatoes | 1 |
#69 | silent A | 1 |
#138 | silent B | 1 |
#59 | silent C | 1 |
#63 | silent D | 1 |
#57 | silent E | 1 |
#77 | silent F | 1 |
#64 | silent G | 1 |
#135 | silent H | 1 |
#203 | silent I | 1 |
#173 | silent J | 1 |
#46 | silent K | 1 |
#149 | silent L | 1 |
#191 | silent M | 1 |
#69 | silent N | 1 |
#242 | silent O | 1 |
#212 | silent P | 1 |
#87 | silent Q | 1 |
#62 | silent R | 1 |
#69 | silent S | 1 |
#65 | silent T | 1 |
#64 | silent U | 1 |
#75 | silent V | 1 |
#123 | silent W | 1 |
#186 | silent X | 1 |
#67 | silent Y | 1 |
#121 | silent Z | 1 |
#593 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
#237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
#1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
#397 | sleeping stocking | 7 |
#37 | slow jam collection | 74 |
#182 | sock monkey | 14 |
#2841 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
#246 | solid gold pegleg | 17 |
#245 | sorority brain | 5 |
#207 | soy cordial | 3 |
#190 | space jam | 2 |
#70 | space jam toast | 1 |
#106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
#84 | spirit blanket | 5 |
#120 | spirit mattress | 3 |
#101 | spirit pillow | 4 |
#118 | spirit sheet | 3 |
#935 | spooky eggnog | 6 |
#712 | spooky felt | 12 |
#598 | spooky length of string | 17 |
#140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
#399 | spooky stuffing | 14 |
#225 | spooky toy wheel | 22 |
#741 | spooky wooden block | 9 |
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