| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #106 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 1 |
| #115 | "meat" stick | 1 |
| #141 | 1,970 carat gold | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #64 | 8-billed baseball cap | 1 |
| #14 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 8 |
| #60 | A Light that Never Goes Out | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #94 | Adventurer bobblehead | 1 |
| #7 | Agent Mauve | 1 |
| #15 | Aiolion | 1 |
| #275 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #231 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #224 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #231 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #156 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #260 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #249 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #213 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #228 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #226 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #262 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #161 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #260 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #267 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #174 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #415 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #16 | Amanitee | 1 |
| #46 | Amnesiac Ale | 1 |
| #94 | Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | 1 |
| #2231 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #834 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1043 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #565 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #676 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #62 | BROS Energy Drink | 1 |
| #632 | BURT | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #156 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #186 | Beach Buck | 1 |
| #209 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| #15 | Bicycle | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #414 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #14 | Bluzzard | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #41 | Boletus Broletus mushroom | 1 |
| #2385 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #201 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2775 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #76 | Bowlet | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #65 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #1504 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #460 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1010 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #483 | CRIMBCO scrip | 500 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2426 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #18 | Cantelope | 1 |
| #13 | Caramel | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #105 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #101 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #15 | Carpricorn | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #16 | Ched | 1 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #114 | Clara's bell | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #215 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| #173 | Coinspiracy | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #7 | Conspiracy™ mascara | 1 |
| #1371 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #82 | Cornbeefadon | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #673 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #109 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #161 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #532 | Crimbo salad | 1 |
| #83 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #87 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #362 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #135 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| #111 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #269 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #1105 | Crimbuck | 500 |
| #17 | Cycloney | 1 |
| #289 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #226 | DUFRESNE Suds | 1 |
| #102 | Daisy's unclean bloomers | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1539 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #33 | Dinsey Whinskey | 1 |
| #22 | Dinsey face paint | 1 |
| #31 | Dinsey food-cone | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #192 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #79 | Disgeist | 1 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #428 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #11 | Dressage | 1 |
| #206 | Dust bunny | 1 |
| #1789 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #89 | El Vibrato restraints | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #32 | Eldritch snap | 3 |
| #50 | Every Day is Like This Sundae | 1 |
| #521 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #103 | Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square | 1 |
| #138 | FantasyRealm Mage's Hat | 1 |
| #140 | FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask | 1 |
| #146 | FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm | 1 |
| #12 | FantasyRealm mead | 1 |
| #11 | FantasyRealm turkey leg | 1 |
| #15 | Faux | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #13 | Flan | 1 |
| #128 | Flaskfull of Hollow | 1 |
| #75 | Former Sheriff Dan's tin star | 1 |
| #47 | Frankly Mr. Shank | 1 |
| #49 | French bronilla brogurt | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #69 | Frigid Northern Beans | 1 |
| #72 | Fun-Guy spore | 1 |
| #168 | FunFunds™ | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #182 | GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine | 1 |
| 🥇 | Garland of Greatness | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #196 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #8 | Gazelleton | 1 |
| #13 | Ghosprey | 1 |
| #14 | Glamare | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #82 | Glenn's golden dice | 1 |
| #15 | Globmule | 1 |
| #1049 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #94 | Gold Velvet™ whiskey | 1 |
| 🥇 | Golden HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #53 | Golden Light | 1 |
| #15 | Gorillape | 1 |
| #107 | Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun | 1 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #86 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| #208 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #36 | Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom | 1 |
| #60 | Hairpiece On Fire | 1 |
| #42 | Half a Purse | 1 |
| #52 | Hand in Glove | 1 |
| #41 | Hand that Rocks the Ladle | 1 |
| #44 | Handsome Devil | 1 |
| #1149 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #41 | Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans | 1 |
| #67 | Hellfire Spicy Beans | 1 |
| #197 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #26 | Helvella Haemophilia mushroom | 1 |
| #40 | Highest Bitter | 1 |
| #126 | How to Avoid Scams | 1 |
| #303 | Inner Strength | 1 |
| #316 | Inner Truth | 1 |
| #305 | Inner Wisdom | 1 |
| #62 | Irish Coffee, English Heart | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #43 | Jungle Juice | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #491 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #14 | LOV Entrance Pass | 3 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #12 | LavaCo™ Lamp housing | 1 |
| #61 | Lavalos's shell | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #778 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #26 | Lemonade-235 | 1 |
| #14 | Lepardner | 1 |
| #45 | License To Kill | 1 |
| #36 | Louder Than Bomb | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 5 |
| #530 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #45 | Meat Tenderizer is Murder | 1 |
| #62 | Meat-inflating powder | 1 |
| #15 | Mechamelion | 1 |
| #134 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
| #346 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #43 | Miserable Pie | 1 |
| #43 | Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #15 | Morphan | 1 |
| #105 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 1 |
| #12 | Mustardigrade | 1 |
| #100 | New Age healing crystal | 1 |
| #60 | New Age hurting crystal | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #21 | Nursine | 1 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| #37 | Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom | 1 |
| #17 | Oppossum | 1 |
| #1271 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #41 | Ouija Board, Ouija Board | 1 |
| #92 | PB&BP | 1 |
| #84 | Paint A Vulgar Pitcher | 1 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #31 | Pastaco shell | 1 |
| #15 | Peaclock | 1 |
| #90 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 1 |
| #56 | Pener's drumstick | 1 |
| #15 | Pillowbug | 1 |
| #15 | Pimpsqueak | 1 |
| #818 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #881 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #591 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #810 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #879 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #565 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #778 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #891 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #579 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #899 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #865 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #889 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #69 | Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans | 1 |
| #16 | Potion of Heroism | 1 |
| #14 | Puffstone cigar | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #33 | Quaatorade™ | 1 |
| #176 | Racisto Ruidoso | 1 |
| #168 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #261 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #98 | Rubee™ | 1 |
| #17 | Ruffalo | 1 |
| #47 | SMOOCH bottlecap | 1 |
| #15 | SMOOCH bracers | 1 |
| #14 | SMOOCH breastplate | 1 |
| #12 | SMOOCH codpiece | 1 |
| #13 | SMOOCH coffee cup | 1 |
| #12 | SMOOCH kneepads | 1 |
| #86 | SMOOCH soda | 1 |
| #10 | SMOOCH spaulders | 1 |
| #1073 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #43 | Saucepanic | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #126 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #16 | Sequestrian | 1 |
| #57 | Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion | 1 |
| #194 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| 🥉 | Shrub's Premium Baked Beans | 1 |
| #14 | Shudder | 1 |
| #12 | Sledgehamster | 1 |
| #13 | Slotter | 1 |
| #619 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #13 | Smashmoth | 1 |
| #18 | Snoutlet | 1 |
| #7 | Spring Break Beach "swimsuit" | 1 |
| #17 | Squib | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals | 1 |
| #32 | Stemonitis Staticus mushroom | 1 |
| #67 | Stooper | 1 |
| #15 | Straypler | 1 |
| #52 | Strikes Again Bigmouth | 1 |
| #212 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| #41 | Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco | 1 |
| #22 | Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce! | 1 |
| #35 | Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco | 1 |
| #779 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #829 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #804 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #46 | Tesla's Electroplated Beans | 1 |
| #8 | That 70s Cologne | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #57 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
| #86 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #83 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #78 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #30 | The One Mood Ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #77 | This Charming Flan | 1 |
| #11 | Three Mile Island shorts | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #508 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #833 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #838 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #501 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #989 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #416 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #428 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1416 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1739 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1947 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1816 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #315 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #332 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1305 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #372 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 3 |
| #956 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #2348 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1270 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #129 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1295 | Time Juice | 1 |
| #68 | Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans | 1 |
| #12 | Trafikoan | 1 |
| #23 | Tremella Tarantella mushroom | 1 |
| #319 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1 |
| #321 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 1 |
| #312 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 1 |
| #306 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #11 | Turpin | 1 |
| #17 | Turtive | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #54 | Ultimate Mind Destroyer | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #12 | Ungulant | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #72 | Unspeakachu | 1 |
| #251 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #36 | VYKEA blood rune | 1 |
| #50 | VYKEA bracket | 10 |
| #38 | VYKEA dowel | 222 |
| #36 | VYKEA frenzy rune | 1 |
| #64 | VYKEA hex key | 1 |
| #42 | VYKEA instructions | 6 |
| #35 | VYKEA lightning rune | 1 |
| #64 | VYKEA mead | 1 |
| #61 | VYKEA meatballs | 1 |
| #42 | VYKEA plank | 25 |
| #43 | VYKEA rail | 25 |
| #68 | VYKEA woadpaint | 1 |
| #2406 | Valentine | 1 |
| #11 | Vamprey | 1 |
| #17 | Vaporpoise | 1 |
| #42 | Vicar's Tutu | 1 |
| #90 | Victor's Spoils | 1 |
| #916 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #104 | Volcoino | 1 |
| #11 | Vulgure | 1 |
| #14 | Waifuton | 1 |
| #10 | Wal-Mart "diamond" ring | 1 |
| #134 | Wal-Mart gift certificate | 1 |
| #41 | Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife | 1 |
| #14 | Wendtigo | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #33 | Work is a Four Letter Sword | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #66 | World's Blackest-Eyed Peas | 1 |
| #15 | Wullabye | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1613 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #616 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1172 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel accordion | 1 |
| #11 | aerogel akubra | 1 |
| #14 | aerogel anvil | 1 |
| #8 | aerogel apron | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel ascot | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel attache case | 1 |
| #6 | aerosolized aerogel | 1 |
| #36 | airborne mutagen | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #736 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #167 | antique beer | 1 |
| #173 | asbestos crossbow string | 1 |
| #172 | asbestos stick | 1 |
| #177 | asbestos sword hilt | 1 |
| #92 | asbestos thermos | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1192 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #518 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #2451 | baconstone | 1 |
| #352 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #9 | baconstone-handled sixgun | 1 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #34 | bad rum and good cola | 1 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| #66 | bag of foreign bribes | 1 |
| #67 | bag of grain | 1 |
| #116 | bag of gross foreign snacks | 1 |
| #140 | bag of park garbage | 1 |
| #12 | bakelite backpack | 1 |
| #9 | bakelite badge | 1 |
| #16 | bakelite belt | 1 |
| #4 | bakelite bits | 1 |
| #12 | bakelite bowl | 1 |
| #15 | bakelite breeches | 1 |
| #14 | bakelite brooch | 1 |
| #108 | balanced antler | 1 |
| #2044 | ball | 1 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1147 | banana | 1 |
| #339 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #222 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #655 | banana peel | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #251 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #968 | bananagate | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #413 | bark rootbeer | 1 |
| #61 | basaltamander tongue | 1 |
| #1426 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1663 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #37 | battery-powered drill | 1 |
| #69 | bear claw | 1 |
| #81 | beard incense | 1 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #184 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| #255 | beavermouth | 1 |
| #698 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #1067 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #60 | bellhop's hat | 1 |
| #44 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #476 | big rock | 1 |
| #701 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #298 | black and white cracker | 1 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| #246 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #518 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #393 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 1 |
| #3305 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #93 | blood-drive sticker | 1 |
| #12 | blue LavaCo Lamp™ | 1 |
| #827 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #5 | blue glowstick | 36 |
| #20 | blue lava globs | 1 |
| #113 | blue potion | 1 |
| #136 | blue tulip | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #953 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #168 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #714 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
| #83 | bottle of norwhiskey | 1 |
| #408 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #157 | bottle of wine | 1 |
| #191 | bottled day | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #94 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 1 |
| #170 | bowl of rye sprouts | 1 |
| #6719 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #44 | brain preservation fluid | 6 |
| #42 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #397 | bread line | 1 |
| #209 | brilliant oyster egg | 1 |
| #1380 | brine | 1 |
| #128 | briny vinegar | 1 |
| #44 | broberry brogurt | 1 |
| #40 | brocolate brogurt | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #74 | broken high-temperature mining drill | 1 |
| #22 | bronze | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #163 | brown pixel | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #15 | bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) | 1 |
| #21 | bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) | 1 |
| #13 | bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1628 | buckyball | 1 |
| #98 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #150 | bugbear purification pill | 1 |
| #939 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #467 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #50 | buzzard feather | 1 |
| #715 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #2150 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #28 | can of Minions-Be-Gone | 1 |
| #299 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #110 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1852 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #3832 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1749 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #8 | capped blue lava bottle | 1 |
| #8 | capped green lava bottle | 1 |
| #8 | capped red lava bottle | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #158 | cartoon heart | 1 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #266 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #102 | cheap sunglasses | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #185 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #300 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #502 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #164 | chrome crossbow string | 1 |
| #169 | chrome stick | 1 |
| #171 | chrome sword hilt | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #21 | circle drum | 1 |
| #1754 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #3275 | club necklace | 1 |
| #158 | club sandwich | 1 |
| #27 | coal snakeskin | 1 |
| #31 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #205 | cob of corn | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #398 | communal gobstopper | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #91 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
| #140 | contract enforcement stick | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #312 | corned-beef Reuben | 1 |
| #70 | corrupted marrow | 1 |
| #48 | cow poker | 1 |
| #270 | crappy brain | 1 |
| #98 | crate of firebombs | 1 |
| #5 | crude oil congealer | 1 |
| #23 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #693 | crystalline cheer | 1 |
| #21 | crystalline light bulb | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #45 | cuddly teddy bear | 1 |
| #131 | cursed wishbone | 1 |
| #22 | custom sixgun | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #316 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #60 | deadfall branch | 1 |
| #273 | decent brain | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #68 | delicious candy | 1 |
| #45 | demon makeup kit | 1 |
| #28 | demonic cow's blood | 1 |
| #29 | denastified haunch | 1 |
| #66 | dense meat stack | 100,000 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #26 | diamondback skin | 1 |
| #10 | dice belt buckle | 1 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| #15 | dice sunglasses | 1 |
| #11 | dice-print do-rag | 1 |
| #12 | dice-print pajama pants | 1 |
| #16 | dice-shaped backpack | 1 |
| #1622 | dill | 1 |
| #31 | dirty bottlecap | 1 |
| #73 | dirty rigging rope | 1 |
| #38 | discarded button | 1 |
| #35 | disco biscuit | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #269 | dollar-sign bag | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1477 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #139 | dungeoneering kit | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #126 | eldritch alignment spray | 1 |
| #40 | eldritch concentrate | 1 |
| #72 | eldritch distillate | 1 |
| #389 | eldritch effluvium | 1 |
| #88 | eldritch elixir | 1 |
| #70 | eldritch essence | 1 |
| #91 | eldritch extract | 1 |
| #12 | eldritch hammer | 1 |
| #16 | eldritch hat | 1 |
| #162 | eldritch ichor | 1 |
| #90 | eldritch mushroom | 1 |
| #62 | eldritch mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #82 | eldritch oil | 1 |
| #13 | eldritch pants | 1 |
| #73 | eldritch rub | 1 |
| #42 | eldritch scanner | 1 |
| #17 | eldritch tincture | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #548 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #20 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #193 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #80 | emergency margarita | 1 |
| #21 | empty lava bottle | 1 |
| #1480 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #297 | executive mime flask | 1 |
| #79 | exotic travel brochure | 1 |
| #114 | expensive camera | 1 |
| #49 | experimental serum G-9 | 1 |
| #63 | experimental serum P-00 | 1 |
| #90 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #84 | expired can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #164 | extra-potent gremlin mutagen | 1 |
| #109 | extra-strength red potion | 1 |
| #67 | extremely wet T-shirt | 1 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #145 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #114 | fancy blue potion | 1 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #1883 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #572 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #1175 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #10 | fiberglass fannypack | 1 |
| #15 | fiberglass fedora | 1 |
| #16 | fiberglass fetish | 1 |
| #4 | fiberglass fibers | 1 |
| #13 | fiberglass fingerguard | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass foil | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass frock | 1 |
| #100 | filthy child leash | 1 |
| #1765 | fire | 1 |
| #135 | fireball | 1 |
| #58 | firebomb | 10 |
| #70 | firemilk | 1 |
| #42 | fireproof megaphone | 1 |
| #40 | first-aid pouch | 1 |
| #24 | fishbone belt | 1 |
| #22 | fishbone bracers | 1 |
| #10 | fishbone catcher's mitt | 1 |
| #11 | fishbone corset | 1 |
| #24 | fishbone facemask | 1 |
| #7 | fishbone fins | 1 |
| #10 | fishbone kneepads | 1 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #148 | flaming sword | 1 |
| #137 | flashing novelty button | 6 |
| #271 | flask of mining oil | 1 |
| #65 | flask of port | 1 |
| #336 | flask of tainted mining oil | 1 |
| #151 | floaty gravel | 1 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #417 | floaty pebbles | 1 |
| #90 | floaty rock | 1 |
| #987 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #77 | floaty stone sphere | 1 |
| #127 | freshwater fishbone | 1 |
| #25 | frontwinder skin | 1 |
| #62 | frozen shampoo-conditioner | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #22 | full lava bottle | 1 |
| #8 | gabardine gaiters | 1 |
| #11 | gabardine garibaldi | 1 |
| #9 | gabardine garland | 1 |
| #10 | gabardine girdle | 1 |
| #7 | gabardine gloves | 1 |
| #12 | gabardine gunnysack | 1 |
| 🥉 | gabardine smithereens | 1 |
| #204 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #5 | gattoo | 1 |
| #696 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #58 | ghost bit | 1 |
| #1922 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #108 | ghostly pickling solution | 1 |
| 🥉 | giant O | 11 |
| #4 | giant X | 11 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #138 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #135 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #163 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #52 | giant shrimp fork | 1 |
| #132 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #168 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #54 | giant yellow hat | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2812 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #22 | ginseng | 1 |
| #215 | gleaming oyster egg | 1 |
| #223 | glistening oyster egg | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #44 | glowing New Age crystal | 1 |
| #35 | gnashing teeth | 1 |
| #63 | go-go potion | 1 |
| #187 | gold crown | 1 |
| #190 | gold star | 1 |
| #2776 | golden ring | 1 |
| #341 | good brain | 1 |
| #73 | gooey lava globs | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1386 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #13 | green LavaCo Lamp™ | 1 |
| #1028 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #33 | green cloth cap | 1 |
| #243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #171 | green glowstick | 9 |
| #22 | green lava globs | 1 |
| #172 | green rocket | 1 |
| #200 | gremlin mutagen | 1 |
| #297 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
| #25 | grizzled bearskin | 1 |
| #72 | grody jug | 1 |
| #78 | grogpagne | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #68 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #198 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #202 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #242 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #56 | gun parts | 1 |
| #1226 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #48 | half-digested coal | 1 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #168 | hamburger | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #8 | hamethyst-handled sixgun | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #112 | handful of Smithereens | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #156 | headless sparrow | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #53 | heat-resistant gloves | 1 |
| #48 | heat-resistant necktie | 1 |
| #55 | heat-resistant sheet metal | 1 |
| #37 | heavy-duty clipboard | 1 |
| #362 | hemp candy necklace | 1 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #53 | high-temperature mining drill | 1 |
| #60 | high-temperature mining mask | 1 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #63 | hotel minibar key | 1 |
| #288 | huge gold coin | 1 |
| #198 | hunk of granite | 1 |
| #313 | hushed puppy | 1 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #50 | ice hotel bell | 1 |
| #90 | ice porter | 1 |
| #39 | ice wine | 1 |
| #57 | ice-cold Cloaca Zero | 1 |
| #29 | iceberg lettuce | 1 |
| #2350 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #513 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #13 | industrial strength anti-fungal spray | 1 |
| #9 | inert sludgepuppy | 1 |
| #12 | inflatable LT&T telegraph office | 1 |
| #31 | initiative shawarma | 1 |
| #14 | insulated gold wire | 1 |
| #28 | interesting clod of dirt | 1 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1775 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #30 | iron dagger | 1 |
| #39 | iron helmet | 1 |
| #2794 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #12 | isotophat | 1 |
| #48 | jangly bracelet | 1 |
| #17 | jangly spurs | 1 |
| #55 | janitor sponge | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #84 | jar of swamp honey | 1 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1067 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #184 | juniper berries | 1 |
| #83 | karma shawarma | 1 |
| #20 | khaki duffel bag | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2542 | killing feather | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1515 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #250 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #59 | labrador cookie | 1 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #59 | lava-proof pants | 1 |
| #76 | lavawater | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #1830 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #233 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #70 | limp broccoli | 1 |
| #134 | linoleum crossbow string | 1 |
| #120 | linoleum stick | 1 |
| #127 | linoleum sword hilt | 1 |
| #15 | liquid rhinestones | 1 |
| #62 | little deuce cape | 1 |
| #48 | little piece of steel | 1 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #291 | live lobster | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #988 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #457 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #60 | love | 1 |
| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #136 | lump of Brituminous coal | 1 |
| #21 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 2 |
| #198 | lustrous oyster egg | 1 |
| #1348 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #108 | mafia filofax | 1 |
| #69 | mafia middle finger ring | 1 |
| #47 | mafia organizer badge | 1 |
| #79 | mafia pinky ring | 1 |
| #31 | mafia pointer finger ring | 1 |
| #77 | mafia thumb ring | 1 |
| #25 | mafia wedding ring | 1 |
| #212 | magnificent oyster egg | 1 |
| #11 | makeshift sixgun | 1 |
| #154 | mangled squirrel | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #45 | mass of wriggling tentacles | 1 |
| #271 | massive gemstone | 1 |
| #695 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #629 | megatofu | 1 |
| #17 | metandienone | 1 |
| #128 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #18 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #228 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #152 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #206 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #183 | mime eraser | 1 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #92 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #96 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #82 | mineapple | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #25 | monkey barf | 1 |
| #2029 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #46 | moomy dust | 1 |
| #239 | mooseflank | 1 |
| #1340 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #30 | mountain lion skin | 1 |
| #328 | muffled muffuletta | 1 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #106 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #248 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3220 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1183 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #73 | nasty snuff | 1 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #363 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #376 | negative lump | 1 |
| #124 | negotiatin' hammer | 1 |
| #215 | neutron lollipop | 1 |
| #7 | nicksilver ring | 1 |
| 🥉 | nicksilver spurs | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #420 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #36 | nugget of nicksilver | 1 |
| #43 | nugget of quicksilver | 1 |
| #35 | nugget of sicksilver | 1 |
| #44 | nugget of slicksilver | 1 |
| #35 | nugget of thicksilver | 1 |
| #39 | nugget of ticksilver | 1 |
| #41 | nugget of wicksilver | 1 |
| #3385 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #54 | octolus oculus | 1 |
| #288 | oldcake | 1 |
| #46 | one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island | 1 |
| #77 | one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #43 | one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach | 1 |
| #55 | one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano | 1 |
| #47 | one-day ticket to The Glaciest | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #35 | orange glowstick | 20 |
| #436 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #864 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #218 | overloaded micro-reactor | 1 |
| #1955 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #71 | pacification grenade | 1 |
| #926 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #320 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #67 | pair of twitching claws | 1 |
| #1216 | paperclip | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #142 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #234 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #191 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #34 | patent aggression tonic | 1 |
| #35 | patent alacrity tonic | 1 |
| #40 | patent avarice tonic | 1 |
| #44 | patent invisibility tonic | 1 |
| #1303 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #37 | patent preventative tonic | 1 |
| #38 | patent sallowness tonic | 1 |
| #258 | peach | 1 |
| #240 | pear | 1 |
| #207 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #241 | pearlescent oyster egg | 1 |
| #181 | pebblebräu | 1 |
| #1465 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #471 | peppermint tailings | 1 |
| #90 | perfect cosmopolitan | 1 |
| #91 | perfect dark and stormy | 1 |
| #103 | perfect ice cube | 1 |
| #86 | perfect mimosa | 1 |
| #77 | perfect negroni | 1 |
| #83 | perfect old-fashioned | 1 |
| #85 | perfect paloma | 1 |
| 🥇 | perfectly fair coin | 1 |
| #71 | perfume-soaked bandana | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #897 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #51 | picky tweezers | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #284 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #9 | pine cone necklace | 1 |
| #1003 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #158 | pink glowstick | 12 |
| #20 | piracetam | 1 |
| #195 | pitted sheet metal | 1 |
| #28 | pixel chain whip | 1 |
| #226 | pixel cross | 1 |
| #227 | pixel holy water | 1 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #49 | pixel stopwatch | 1 |
| #61 | pixel whip | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #245 | pixellated moneybag | 1 |
| #635 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
| #321 | plastic cup of beer | 1 |
| #64 | plastic cup of flat beer | 1 |
| #529 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #34 | plate of Frigid Northern Beans | 1 |
| #61 | plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans | 1 |
| #35 | plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans | 1 |
| #59 | plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas | 1 |
| #33 | plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans | 1 |
| #29 | plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans | 1 |
| #69 | plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans | 1 |
| #33 | plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans | 1 |
| #33 | plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #266 | plum | 1 |
| #76 | pocket maze | 1 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #481 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #482 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #501 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #495 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #513 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #44 | poker face paint | 1 |
| #2126 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #8 | polyesterene powder | 1 |
| #18 | porcelain pelerine | 1 |
| #23 | porcelain pepper mill | 1 |
| #24 | porcelain phantom mask | 1 |
| #19 | porcelain plus-fours | 1 |
| #25 | porcelain police baton | 1 |
| #22 | porcelain porkpie | 1 |
| #10 | porcelain powder | 1 |
| #1624 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #273 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #9 | porquoise-handled sixgun | 1 |
| #92 | portable dam | 1 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #77 | possessed sugar cube | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
| #6 | powdered dice | 1 |
| #1615 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #302 | primitive candy cane | 1 |
| #114 | pristine walrus tusk | 1 |
| #133 | protection stick | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #1102 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #778 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #41 | purple glowstick | 25 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #8 | quicksilver ring | 1 |
| #6 | quicksilver spurs | 1 |
| #147 | rat carcass | 1 |
| #49 | rattler gland | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #55 | realistic cap gun | 1 |
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| #211 | scintillating oyster egg | 1 |
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| #33 | superduperheated metal | 1 |
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| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
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| #71 | the most dangerous bait | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #181 | thick walrus blubber | 1 |
| #11 | thicksilver ring | 1 |
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| #15 | thin gold wire | 1 |
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| #33 | tightly-wound spine | 1 |
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| #71 | tin of submardines | 1 |
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| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
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| #569 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
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| #949 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
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| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
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| #567 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #385 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3944 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3833 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #175 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3884 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3067 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #111 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8255 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8130 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3966 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3914 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8154 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8192 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8063 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3997 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #4347 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4483 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #267 | toe jam | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2813 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2528 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #909 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #80 | toxic globule | 1 |
| #13 | toxic mop | 1 |
| #25 | toxo | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1590 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #81 | toy sixgun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
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| #434 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #90 | transdermal smoke patch | 1 |
| #276 | transparent nog | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1041 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #48 | triggerfingerbone | 1 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #924 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
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| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #92 | turtle voicebox | 1 |
| #1649 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #16 | ultracalcium | 1 |
| #6 | uncapped blue lava bottle | 1 |
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| #268 | unfinished fruitcake | 1 |
| #56 | unsmoothed velvet | 1 |
| #2303 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #2813 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #49 | unusual oil | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #77 | very hot lunch | 1 |
| #130 | vial of holy water | 1 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #1642 | vinegar | 1 |
| #85 | vintage smart drink | 1 |
| #56 | viscous lava globs | 1 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #77 | wad of cotton | 29 |
| #188 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #342 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 1 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #107 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #478 | warbear battery | 1 |
| #437 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #42 | warbear drone codes | 1 |
| #166 | warbear gyro | 1 |
| #384 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #339 | warbear helm fragment | 1 |
| #192 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #341 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 1 |
| #168 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #179 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #200 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #438 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #215 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |
| #381 | warbear requisition box | 1 |
| #431 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear soda machine | 1 |
| #344 | warbear trouser fragment | 1 |
| #272 | warbear wardance potion | 1 |
| #654 | warbear whosit | 1 |
| #252 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #30 | warm war shawarma | 1 |
| #99 | weird gazelle steak | 1 |
| #7 | western-style skinning knife | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1032 | white class ring | 1 |
| #125 | white tulip | 1 |
| #65 | whole roasted chicken | 1 |
| #9 | wicker clicker | 1 |
| #9 | wicker kickers | 1 |
| #8 | wicker knickers | 1 |
| #12 | wicker slicker | 1 |
| #8 | wicker sticker | 1 |
| #12 | wicker ticker | 1 |
| #4 | wickerbits | 1 |
| #12 | wicksilver ring | 1 |
| #4 | wicksilver spurs | 1 |
| #831 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #69 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| #106 | wok lobster | 1 |
| #1027 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #52 | worksite credentials | 1 |
| #698 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #591 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |
| #5 | wrought-iron flakes | 1 |
| #12 | wrought-iron waders | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron walker | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron whisk | 1 |
| #11 | wrought-iron widget | 1 |
| #13 | wrought-iron wig | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron winch crank | 1 |
| #230 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #14 | yellow glowstick | 30 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2365 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #104 | yule pup | 1 |
| #124 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |