Museum :: Thud the Barmaid

Thud the Barmaid

Rank	Item	Quantity
#112	1,970 carat gold	3
#206	1-ball	33
#194	2-ball	35
#160	3-ball	48
#197	4-ball	35
#164	4-dimensional guitar	13
#211	5-ball	29
#210	6-ball	30
#14	668 scroll	179
#140	7-ball	60
#189	8-ball	197
#56	8-bit banana	5
#626	9-ball	1
#294	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#217	Alice's Army Alchemist	2
#174	Alice's Army Bowman	2
#169	Alice's Army Cleric	2
#173	Alice's Army Coward	2
#108	Alice's Army Dervish	2
#23	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	2
#19	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	2
#21	Alice's Army Foil Coward	2
#11	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Guard	2
#35	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	2
#15	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	2
#17	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	2
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#41	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	2
#38	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	2
#41	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	2
#36	Alice's Army Foil Page	2
#35	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	2
#36	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	2
#39	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	2
#34	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	2
#206	Alice's Army Guard	2
#206	Alice's Army Halberder	2
#163	Alice's Army Hammerman	2
#168	Alice's Army Horseman	2
#172	Alice's Army Lanceman	2
#215	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	2
#107	Alice's Army Martyr	2
#205	Alice's Army Ninja	2
#206	Alice's Army Nurse	2
#205	Alice's Army Page	2
#217	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	2
#110	Alice's Army Sniper	2
#206	Alice's Army Spearsman	2
#205	Alice's Army Swordsman	2
#208	Alice's Army Wallman	2
#201	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	2
#64	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	1
#70	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	1
#66	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	1
#64	Artist's Spatula of Despair	1
#572	Asleep in the Cemetery	3
#128	BOOterfinger	1
#505	BURT	19
#291	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#47	Beach Buck	239
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#762	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#148	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#534	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
#129	Bruno's blessing of Mars	1
#128	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
#92	Chinese curse words	1
#38	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	8
#129	Coinspiracy	9
#45	Cookbook of the Damned	10
#146	Cosmic Calorie	17
#914	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	4
#673	Crimbo Credit	1
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#90	Crimbot battery	22
#225	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	13
#233	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	12
#150	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	26
#207	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	6
#210	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	16
#188	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	7
#189	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	18
#240	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	4
#208	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	14
#1997	Crimbuck	41
#658	Crown of the Goblin King	38
#39	En Una Fila Tequila	2
#449	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	13
#178	Freddy Kruegerand	18
#44	FunFunds™	211
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#119	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	11
#106	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#1026	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#1442	Green Clover of Justice	1
#58	Holiday Fun!	31
#183	Hollandaise helmet	41
#411	Iron Beta of Industry	19
#613	Jack-in-the-box	8
#42	Jerks' Health™ Magazine	1
#839	Kissin' Cousins	1
#121	Knob Goblin firecracker	205
#29	Kokomo Resort Chip	36
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#31	Little Crimson Book	1
#883	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	1
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#202	Meleegra™ pills	54
#69	Mer-kin begsign	1
#60	Mer-kin breastplate	5
#67	Mer-kin bunwig	1
#79	Mer-kin cancerstick	1
#32	Mer-kin cooljuice	16
#88	Mer-kin darkbook	1
#68	Mer-kin digpick	2
#26	Mer-kin dodgeball	1
#47	Mer-kin dragbelt	2
#13	Mer-kin dragnet	2
#46	Mer-kin eyeglasses	2
#78	Mer-kin fastjuice	9
#56	Mer-kin finpaddle	1
#37	Mer-kin fitbrine	10
#63	Mer-kin foodbucket	20
#12	Mer-kin gladiator mask	1
#14	Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece	1
#39	Mer-kin gutgirdle	2
#13	Mer-kin headguard	3
#29	Mer-kin healscroll	59
#24	Mer-kin hidepaint	50
#36	Mer-kin hookspear	27
#23	Mer-kin killscroll	51
#45	Mer-kin knucklebone	4
#28	Mer-kin lipstick	18
#38	Mer-kin lunchbox	2
#43	Mer-kin mouthsoap	3
#44	Mer-kin pinkslip	5
#38	Mer-kin prayerbeads	18
#35	Mer-kin pressureglobe	13
#34	Mer-kin ragejuice	14
#46	Mer-kin roundshield	9
#33	Mer-kin saltmint	6
#41	Mer-kin saltsquid	4
#42	Mer-kin sawdust	2
#13	Mer-kin scholar tailpiece	1
#17	Mer-kin smartjuice	38
#57	Mer-kin sneakmask	6
#45	Mer-kin stopwatch	2
#44	Mer-kin strongjuice	7
#24	Mer-kin switchblade	1
#30	Mer-kin takebag	28
#11	Mer-kin thighguard	3
#65	Mer-kin thingpouch	18
#13	Mer-kin weaksauce	78
#52	Mer-kin worktea	2
#620	Microplushie: Bropane	10
#562	Microplushie: Dorkonide	4
#749	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	2
#508	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	3
#616	Microplushie: Gothochondria	8
#677	Microplushie: Hippylase	9
#434	Microplushie: Hipsterine	2
#680	Microplushie: Hobomosome	4
#665	Microplushie: Otakulone	10
#674	Microplushie: Raverdrine	5
#587	Microplushie: Sororitrate	10
#93	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#414	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	15
#66	Outer Wolf™ cologne	1
#160	Pain Dip	1
#187	Pokëmann band-aid	1
#881	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#20	S.A.V.E. flyer	29
#21	S.S. Ticket	1
#657	Sensual Massage for Creeps	2
#185	Sinful Desires	3
#99	Skullery Maid's Knee	12
#122	Skullhead's Screw	1
#491	Skully's hot chocolate	1
#24	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	1
#178	Squat-Thrust Magazine	2
#93	Stephen's secret formula	1
#946	Summer Nights	1
#52	Take Eleven Bar	5
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#4	Tales of Dread	1
#58	Tales of Spelunking	5
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#71	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#24	The Big Book of Communism	1
#383	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	7
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#76	Thriller Ice	1
#1568	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
#332	Thwaitgold ant statuette	4
#839	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#806	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	2
#428	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	1
#664	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	7
#895	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	5
#1073	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	4
#626	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#590	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	7
#372	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	3
#596	Thwaitgold spider statuette	4
#1955	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	2
#1271	Thwaitgold termite statuette	1
#752	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	2
#613	Travels with Jerry	2
#180	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	13
#155	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	23
#166	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	18
#184	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	11
#97	Tuesday's ruby	34
#236	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	55
#37	Volcoino	26
#54	Wal-Mart gift certificate	61
#106	White Hyborian	1
#22	Winifred's whistle	1
#213	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	6
#365	a butt tuba	1
#330	acoustic guitarrr	11
#612	adder bladder	4
#1157	adorable seal larva	2
#61	aerated diving helmet	4
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#127	amber aviator shades	1
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#436	ammonite fossil	10
#152	ancient oil painting of yourself	1
#24	anemone nematocyst	27
#13	anemone sauce	47
#680	anniversary balloon	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#38	antimatter wad	13
#736	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#626	antique bottle opener	1
#343	antique painting of a landscape	2
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#714	antique record album	2
#108	asbestos ore	89
#34	ash soda	1
#1157	awful poetry journal	18
#1548	baby killer bee	2
#183	babycakes	1
#264	baconstone	29
#372	ball	17
#337	bananagate	20
#400	bar skin	25
#320	barbed-wire fence	15
#307	bargain flash powder	1
#75	barrel beryl	2
#808	barrrnacle	15
#75	barskin tent	5
#119	baseball	74
#210	bat guano	85
#71	bat wing	318
#104	batblade	53
#140	batgut	314
#107	batskin belt	14
#13	bazooka cozy	1
#61	beefy fish meat	15
#788	beertini	1
#223	belemnite fossil	23
#243	bellhop bell	1
#24	bird rib	121
#585	bite-me-red lipstick	1
#59	black gold	21
#1818	black paisley oyster egg	2
#187	black pepper	13
#97	black picnic basket	35
#72	black pixel	808
#1464	black plastic oyster egg	2
#1001	black polka-dot oyster egg	4
#173	black snake skin	55
#966	black striped oyster egg	5
#3305	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1329	blue paisley oyster egg	3
#300	blue pixel	239
#512	blue plasma ball	54
#1676	blue plastic oyster egg	2
#1001	blue polka-dot oyster egg	4
#36	blue raspberry troll doll	2
#761	blue striped oyster egg	6
#142	bone rattle	18
#53	boozebomb	1
#140	borrowed time	2
#106	bottle of Bloodweiser	1
#62	bottle of Professor Beer	1
#671	bottle of antifreeze	1
#1073	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#145	bowling ball	5
#17	brand new key	13
#31	brass dorsal fin	2
#295	briefcase	20
#50	bronzed locust	112
#56	brown pixel	43
#40	bubble-wrap simulator	49
#13	bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	1
#432	bubblewrap ore	3
#41	bubbling tempura batter	18
#668	bubbly potion	6
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#641	buckyball	7
#176	bunny liver	57
#145	buoybottoms	7
#46	buzzard feather	2
#50	buzzing mushroom wine	1
#2151	can of CRIMBCOLA	1
#29	candied bolts	26
#49	candied nuts	16
#45	candy carrot	1
#3832	candy stake	1
#56	candycaine powder	1
#369	cardboard ore	4
#100	cat appendix	71
#76	catfish whiskers	10
#75	catgut	219
#24	celestial au jus	1
#568	centipede eggs	2
#801	chaos butterfly	81
#105	cheap Chinese beer	1
#19	choco-Crimbot	345
#55	chrome ore	156
#74	chunk of hot iron	1
#36	cinnamon cannoli	1
#770	cloudy potion	4
#332	clown skin	19
#72	coal dust	6
#49	cocktail napkin	216
#70	cold wad	108
#23	comb jelly	42
#70	concoction of clumsiness	1
#72	confiscated comic book	11
#124	cookie cookie	5
#56	cop dollar	33
#165	cotton candy pillow	1
#121	cotton candy smidgen	1
#11	crappy Mer-kin mask	1
#84	crazy hobo notebook	11
#89	creepy doll head	1
#51	creepy voodoo doll	6
#105	crumbling rat skull	6
#67	cubic zirconia	28
#52	damp bar rag	11
#43	dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	1
#333	decaying goldfish liver	13
#90	delicious comfit?	1
#148	demon skin	123
#1153	designer handbag	1
#120	dingy planks	3
#706	disco ball	32
#599	disco mask	40
#149	disease	125
#58	diving muff	4
#44	dolphin whistle	22
#655	donkey flipbook	1
#109	drab sonata	72
#77	dragonfish caviar	3
#27	dude ranch souvenir crate	3
#281	dull fish scale	11
#1576	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#305	dusty bottle of Marsala	60
#297	dusty bottle of Merlot	74
#343	dusty bottle of Muscat	48
#398	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	37
#369	dusty bottle of Port	49
#332	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	49
#285	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	1
#309	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	1
#314	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	1
#288	dusty third caudal vertebra	1
#87	eel sauce	1
#51	eerie fetish	1
#524	effervescent potion	13
#322	effluvious emerald	3
#102	elephant stinger	7
#1813	elven limbos gingerbread	1
#416	enchanted bean	4
#166	enchanted bean burrito	2
#23	epic wad	37
🥈	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	1
#708	eye of newt	5
#693	facsimile dictionary	13
#175	faded green protest sign	1
#145	faded red protest sign	1
#53	fancy bath salts	568
#138	fancy beef jerky	1
#886	fancy dress ball	11
#99	fat loot token	44
#139	fat stacks of cash	131
#1645	filthy lucre	5
#101	filthy monkey head	1
#133	fish juice box	4
#612	fizzy potion	8
#19	flask of embalming fluid	1
#180	flask of mining oil	10
#290	flask of tainted mining oil	4
#163	flytrap pellet	1
#58	freshwater fishbone	31
#633	friendly cheez blob	4
#342	frigid ninja stars	111
#379	fudge bunny	1
#500	fudgecule	1,687
#651	furry fur	62
#420	gator skin	9
#64	ghuol ears	459
#78	giant stuffed bugbear	1
#189	giant turkey leg	1
#274	gingerbread robot	4
#383	glacial sapphire	1
#143	glimmering roc feather	1
#158	glistening fish meat	3
#57	glob of green slime	42
#37	globe of Deep Sauce	16
#90	gnatwing	125
#313	gnauga hide	16
#178	gnoll lips	23
#114	gnoll teeth	45
#233	goat beard	32
#139	gob of wet hair	250
#76	gold nuggets	44
#213	gold toothbrush	2
#794	gold wedding ring	1
#362	green gummi ingot	90
#632	green pixel	47
#200	gremlin mutagen	1
#73	grody jug	1
#259	grouchy restless spirit	78
#28	groupie bra	13
#34	groupie lipstick	33
#21	groupie spangles	44
#37	gummi ammonite	8
#24	gummi belemnite	11
#21	gummi trilobite	11
#54	hair of the fish	4
#309	hamethyst	26
#139	hand grenegg	1
#56	hardware upgrade	1
#24	headless sparrow	104
#473	hellseal claw	18
#433	hellseal whisker	18
#684	helmet turtle	44
#626	hideous egg	1
#1174	hobo nickel	6
#85	hot coal	3
#76	hot wad	140
#207	huge gold coin	13
#142	imitation crab crate	2
#17	inky squid sauce	52
#606	insanely spicy bean burrito	1
#127	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	6
#100	insanely spicy jumping bean burrito	7
#241	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	32
#48	jam band	2
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#46	jar of psychoses (Jick)	2
#46	jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	1
#48	jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	1
#455	java cookie	2
#1509	jazz soap	4
#121	jellyfish gel	1
#84	ketchup hound	173
#80	kickback cookbook	8
#277	kumquartz	24
#189	large box	51
#674	lavender paisley oyster egg	5
#1590	lavender plastic oyster egg	2
#194	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	13
#480	lavender striped oyster egg	5
#338	leathery bat skin	17
#183	leathery cat skin	76
#53	leathery rat skin	361
#67	leftovers of indeterminate origin	63
#46	lemony scales	1
#1752	length of string	1
#270	library card	1
#98	lihc eye	287
#106	lihc face	78
#247	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	31
#60	linoleum ore	152
#38	lion oil	64
#85	little black book	5
#24	little red book	1
#137	liver and let pie	1
#89	lucky cat's paw	5
#1371	lucky rabbit's foot	3
#85	lump of Brituminous coal	32
#59	lump of coal	15
#35	lump of diamond	174
#103	lump of goofball ore	1
#58	lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	1
#1009	macaroni duck	2
#26	mangled squirrel	108
#131	mariachi G-string	27
#191	mariachi hat	35
#128	marine aquamarine	1
#250	massive gemstone	2
#755	mauve plastic oyster egg	5
#1847	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	1
#471	mauve striped oyster egg	9
#188	meat vortex	280
#42	mermaid's purse	3
🥉	metrognome	59
#61	mouse skull	16
#520	necrotizing body spray	1
#212	nugget of Crimbonium	11
#43	nugget of quicksilver	1
#29	nugget of sicksilver	2
#44	nugget of slicksilver	1
#35	nugget of thicksilver	1
#41	nugget of wicksilver	1
#192	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	5
#83	octopus's spade	3
#29	odd silver coin	16
#657	off-white paisley oyster egg	3
#1124	off-white plastic oyster egg	4
#1206	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	2
#216	off-white striped oyster egg	13
#737	old sweatpants	81
#410	ovoid leather thing	1
#620	papaya slung	1
#544	pasta spoon	38
#197	pearidot	36
#1077	penguin skin	4
#114	peppermint tailings	276
#309	perl necklace	2
#147	petit 4.1	5
#294	petit fortran	3
#82	ph balancer	1
#145	photoprotoneutron torpedo	263
#314	pickle-flavored chewing gum	26
#189	pile of dusty animal bones	47
#110	pirate pelvis	31
#69	pixel cross	12
#66	pixel holy water	13
#71	pixel orb	1
#73	pixel power cell	4
#27	pixel star	2
#49	pixel stopwatch	1
#2047	pixellated candy heart	1
#466	plastic guitar	1
#755	plastic passion fruit	1
#519	plot hole	124
#41	pocket lint (blue)	1
#41	pocket lint (green)	1
#28	pocket lint (orange)	2
#34	pocket lint (white)	2
#187	pork elf goodies sack	42
#274	porquoise	26
#126	pr0n legs	267
#17	pressurized potion of pneumaticity	5
#168	prismatic wad	29
#920	puce paisley oyster egg	3
#2103	puce plastic oyster egg	1
#1174	puce polka-dot oyster egg	3
#754	puce striped oyster egg	3
#103	pufferfish spine	5
#218	purple corpsel	1
#305	ram horns	9
#81	rat appendix	260
#26	rat carcass	101
#114	ratgut	83
#53	rattler rattle	39
#507	ravioli hat	40
#594	razor-sharp can lid	11
#111	red book	2
#362	red gummi ingot	90
#852	red paisley oyster egg	4
#305	red pixel	37
#2537	red plastic oyster egg	1
#1458	red polka-dot oyster egg	2
#468	red striped oyster egg	6
#1300	rib of the Bonerdagon	1
#21	ribcage rollcage	1
#89	ridiculous cocktail	19
#774	ridiculous sandwich	9
#121	robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	2
#90	rough fish scale	10
#3640	rubber WWBD? bracelet	1
#3666	rubber WWJD? bracelet	1
#3662	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	1
#3652	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	1
#1959	rubber emo roe	1
#136	ruby on canes	4
#42	rusty broken diving helmet	2
#89	rusty metal key	2
#128	rusty metal ring	4
#151	rusty metal shaft	3
#30	rusty rivet	15
#91	sand dollar	281
#574	saucepan	65
#115	sausage wonton	1
#150	scintillating powder	1
#77	screwdiver	1
#22	sea blueberry	148
#21	sea broccoli	129
#23	sea cauliflower	139
#30	sea chaps	1
#38	sea cowboy hat	1
#50	sea grease	5
#37	sea lace	30
#26	sea lasso	30
#19	sea leather	108
#25	sea persimmon	153
#132	sea radish	1
#28	sea salt crystal	50
🥇	seal medal	1
#345	seal-clubbing club	106
#339	seal-skull helmet	36
#302	sealhide seal doll	1
#69	seaode	10
#32	seaweed	48
#37	security blankie	1
#170	sensitive poetry journal	3
#77	sewage-clogged pistol	1
#368	shimmering rainbow sand	1
#260	shot of nepenthe schnapps	1
#764	shredded hellseal hide	1
#233	silent pea shooter	1
#114	silver cheese-slicer	1
#411	six tiny wedges of goat cheese	1
#13	skate blade	16
#17	skate board	5
#19	skate skates	21
#26	skate skin	89
#23	ski resort souvenir crate	6
#102	skull of the Bonerdagon	17
#61	sleaze wad	146
#177	sleeping wereturtle	5
#128	slick fish meat	5
#140	slug of rum	6
#120	slug of shochu	7
#126	slug of vodka	5
#241	small box	26
#58	small gummi fin	1
#115	smellbook	2
#41	smiley-face sticker	1
#467	smoky potion	17
#52	smooth mushroom wine	1
#69	sneaky wrapping paper	20
#161	snowball	4
#41	soggy seed packet	49
#347	solid gold bowling ball	53
#747	solid gold pegleg	1
#162	sonar-in-a-biscuit	100
#16	soul coin	3
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#148	spice melange	1
#158	spicy enchanted bean burrito	1
#3327	spooky eggnog	1
#124	spooky wad	43
#682	spork	1
#18	spruce juice	1
#101	squashed frog	245
#260	steamy ruby	4
#99	stench wad	115
#202	sterno-flavored Hob-O	1
#139	stick of dynamite	20
🥇	stick-on gnome beard	4,324
#114	still-beating spleen	6
#721	stolen accordion	35
#163	strawberyl	45
#1341	stray chihuahua	1
#1931	stringy sinew	1
#2009	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	12
#6298	stuffed Cheshire bitten	4
#6939	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	3
#598	stuffed Meat	80
#6982	stuffed angry cow	3
#4934	stuffed astral badger	7
#4585	stuffed baby gravy fairy	8
#164	stuffed bandersnatch	1
#6183	stuffed cocoabo	4
#1878	stuffed crazy bastard sword	1
#1581	stuffed dodecapede	1
#5340	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	6
#7027	stuffed hand turkey	3
#1483	stuffed key	21
#6293	stuffed mind flayer	4
#2514	stuffed mink	5
#2239	stuffed monocle	9
#1155	stuffed ninja snowman	2
#7890	stuffed scary death orb	2
#487	stuffed shoulder parrot	45
#7051	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	3
#6200	stuffed snowy owl	4
#7000	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	3
#1975	stuffed spooky mushroom	3
#6930	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	3
#2778	stuffed teddy butler	3
#1969	stuffed tin of caviar	13
#1524	stuffed treasure chest	19
#4300	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	9
#777	stuffed zmobie	1
#1452	sturdy Crimbo crate	3
#316	styrofoam ore	5
#233	superheated fudge	19
#35	sushi-rolling mat	1
#454	swirly potion	17
#328	tamarind-flavored chewing gum	23
#384	targeting chip	1
#323	tasket	1
#211	tawdry amethyst	4
#70	teflon ore	9
#40	tempura air	1
#57	tempura broccoli	1
#54	tempura cauliflower	1
#59	tennis ball	1
#58	the finger	1
#537	thin black candle	196
#21	tin cup	1
#422	tin magnolia	1
#17	tin snips	1
#7	tin tam	1
#130	tiny barrel	6
#938	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	1
#957	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	1
#938	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	1
#380	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	2
#930	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	1
#602	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	1
#633	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	1
#932	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	1
#929	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	1
#356	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	2
#935	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	1
#743	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	2
#324	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	2
#591	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	1
#941	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	1
#939	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	1
#563	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	1
#593	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	1
#586	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	1
#744	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	2
#928	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	1
#554	tiny die-cast golden ring	1
#345	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	2
#550	tiny die-cast killing bird	1
#950	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	1
#951	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	1
#581	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	1
#940	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	1
#304	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	2
#567	tiny die-cast turtle mech	1
#1418	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	1
#741	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	3
#1161	tiny plastic Beebee King	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#796	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	1
#1328	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	1
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#1157	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	1
#4313	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#4232	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#493	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	2
#1328	tiny plastic Father McGruber	1
#152	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	2
#175	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#22	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	5
#484	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	2
#11	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	956
#1358	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	1
#169	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#778	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
#135	tiny plastic MechaElf	2
#1318	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	1
#1140	tiny plastic Queen Bee	1
#492	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	2
#83	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#1343	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	1
#91	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#151	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	2
#1121	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	1
#175	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	2
#111	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#1376	tiny plastic angry space marine	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#1359	tiny plastic batbugbear	1
#1363	tiny plastic bee swarm	1
#1368	tiny plastic beebee gunners	1
#1349	tiny plastic beebee queue	1
#1354	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	1
#1329	tiny plastic blazing bat	1
#3912	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#1344	tiny plastic bugaboo	1
#1345	tiny plastic buzzerker	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#3940	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#1130	tiny plastic fire servant	1
#4599	tiny plastic hermit	1
#1341	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	1
#1346	tiny plastic moneybee	1
#1338	tiny plastic mumblebee	1
#1137	tiny plastic peacannon	1
#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#1127	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#1120	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#754	torn hellseal sinew	1
#208	tourmalime	35
#51	toy taijijian	1
#223	trilobite fossil	22
#33	tropical island souvenir crate	2
#143	tropical orchid	24
#685	turtle totem	40
#188	twinkly wad	1,657
#417	unearthly onyx	1
#55	velcro ore	11
#52	vengeful spirit	1
#411	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	24
#103	very overdue library book	7
#321	vial of patchouli oil	1
#63	vinyl ore	8
#567	volcanic ash	1
#143	volleyball	1
#801	wad of dough	11
#687	walrus-tusk earring	1
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#59	warbear LP-ROM burner	3
#293	warbear accoutrements chunk	6
#68	warbear auto-anvil	3
#189	warbear battery	15
#45	warbear bearserker potion	38
#32	warbear beeping telegram	28
🥇	warbear breakfast machine	1
#82	warbear breakfast machine assembler	8
#73	warbear chemistry lab	3
#100	warbear drone assembler	6
#97	warbear empathy chip	7
#199	warbear energy bracers	1
#121	warbear exhaust manifold	2
#77	warbear exo-arm	3
#38	warbear feasting bread	18
#29	warbear feasting mead	21
#60	warbear foil hat	4
#118	warbear gyro	2
#58	warbear gyrocopter	13
#192	warbear high-efficiency still	1
#101	warbear induction oven	2
#72	warbear jackhammer drill press	3
#46	warbear laser beacon	5
#45	warbear liquid overcoat	49
#86	warbear metalworking primer	12
#35	warbear procedural hilarity drone	22
#47	warbear rejuvenation potion	4
#33	warbear robo-camouflage unit	25
#39	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	23
#89	warbear soda machine assembler	6
#100	warbear trouser fragment	68
#30	warbear wardance potion	57
#134	warbear warrior bread	1
#511	warbear whosit	46
#1538	wheel	1
#903	white balloon	1
#63	white blood cells	1
#1032	white class ring	1
#802	white picket fence	1
#224	white pixel	191
#137	white rice	16
#76	white snake skin	177
#86	white wine	1
#167	willyweed	2
#72	witch's bread	1
#106	wok lobster	1
#95	wriggling severed nose	1
#360	yellow gummi ingot	90
#442	yellow paisley oyster egg	6
#82	yellow pixel	7
#1584	yellow plastic oyster egg	3
#1329	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1062	yellow striped oyster egg	2
#549	yeti fur	167
#1201	zombie pineal gland	3

Wow, that's 28,763 items total!

what items are this player missing?