| #639 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #105 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 1 |
| #114 | "meat" stick | 1 |
| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #14 | 18-picohertz resonator crystal | 1 |
| #239 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| #663 | 2-ball | 5 |
| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #675 | 3-ball | 5 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1082 | 33398 scroll | 2 |
| #934 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #220 | 37x37x37 puzzle cube | 1 |
| #656 | 4-ball | 5 |
| #141 | 4-d camera | 1 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #92 | 4:20 bomb | 1 |
| #879 | 5-ball | 3 |
| #142 | 5-hour acrimony | 1 |
| #785 | 6-ball | 4 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #394 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #800 | 7-ball | 4 |
| #1011 | 8-ball | 12 |
| #64 | 8-billed baseball cap | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #60 | A Light that Never Goes Out | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #56 | Affirmation Cookie | 3 |
| #84 | Afternoon Delight | 1 |
| #99 | Aggressive Carrot | 1 |
| #276 | Alewifeâ„¢ Ale | 1 |
| #274 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #230 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #224 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #231 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #156 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #72 | Alice's Army Foil Alchemist | 1 |
| #39 | Alice's Army Foil Bowman | 1 |
| #59 | Alice's Army Foil Guard | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Halberder | 1 |
| #28 | Alice's Army Foil Lanceman | 1 |
| #11 | Alice's Army Foil Martyr | 1 |
| #61 | Alice's Army Foil Ninja | 1 |
| #60 | Alice's Army Foil Page | 1 |
| #57 | Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #62 | Alice's Army Foil Spearsman | 1 |
| #64 | Alice's Army Foil Swordsman | 1 |
| #60 | Alice's Army Foil Wallman | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #248 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #212 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #227 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #225 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #262 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #161 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #258 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #267 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #173 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #251 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #148 | Ambitious Turkey | 1 |
| #1964 | Angry Farmer candy | 2 |
| #273 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 3 |
| #297 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #63 | Artist's Butterknife of Regret | 1 |
| #68 | Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness | 1 |
| #65 | Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury | 1 |
| #64 | Artist's Spatula of Despair | 1 |
| #62 | Artist's Whisk of Misery | 1 |
| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #140 | Atomic Pop | 4 |
| #107 | BACON | 120 |
| #21 | BRICKO cathedral | 1 |
| #50 | Baja sopapilla | 9 |
| #150 | Barulio's bottle | 1 |
| #57 | Bastille Battalion cheese wheel | 1 |
| #52 | Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher | 1 |
| #34 | Bastille Battalion tattoo kit | 1 |
| #162 | Battlie Light Saver | 2 |
| #101 | Beignet Milgranet | 1 |
| #286 | Ben-Galâ„¢ Balm | 1 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #615 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 2 |
| #70 | Bit O' Quail Spleen | 1 |
| #227 | BitterSweetTarts | 1 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #119 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 1 |
| #232 | Boris's key lime | 1 |
| #423 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #80 | Breakfast Blast wine cooler | 1 |
| #1743 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1012 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #215 | CSA scoutmaster's "water" | 1 |
| #101 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #54 | Celsius 233 | 1 |
| #76 | Cement Mixer | 1 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #71 | Cherrytastrophe wine cooler | 1 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #90 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #168 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 1 |
| #214 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| #1237 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #70 | Comet Pop | 2 |
| #232 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #36 | Cool Brunch Pastaco | 1 |
| #82 | Cornbeefadon | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #426 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 1 |
| #161 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #1272 | Crimbo fudge | 2 |
| #1366 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #175 | Crimbojito | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #3601 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #150 | DUFRESNE Suds | 22 |
| #83 | Daffy Taffy | 547 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #56 | Dark & Starry | 1 |
| #192 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #48 | Dish of Clarified Butter | 1 |
| #39 | Doc Clock's thyme cocktail | 1 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #737 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #211 | Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent | 1 |
| #427 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #16 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #982 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #537 | Dramaticâ„¢ range | 1 |
| #198 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 13 |
| #88 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 2 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #81 | Dump Truck | 1 |
| #151 | Duskwalker fangs | 1 |
| #184 | Duskwalker syringe | 1 |
| #1928 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 2 |
| #71 | Earth, Wind and Firewater | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #134 | Effermintâ„¢ tablets | 21 |
| #494 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #654 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #498 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #87 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 1 |
| #91 | Elizabeth's paintbrush | 1 |
| #470 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #114 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 5 |
| #50 | Every Day is Like This Sundae | 1 |
| #119 | Familiar-Groâ„¢ Terrarium | 1 |
| #245 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 1 |
| #137 | FantasyRealm Mage's Hat | 1 |
| #1008 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #251 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #71 | Flaming Sazerorc | 1 |
| #47 | Frankly Mr. Shank | 1 |
| #84 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #213 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #697 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #121 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #123 | FunFundsâ„¢ | 6 |
| #607 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #284 | Game Grid ticket | 1 |
| #264 | Game Grid token | 1 |
| #89 | Gathered Meat-Clip | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #88 | Gin Mint | 1 |
| #186 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #257 | Gnollish casserole dish | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #672 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #678 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #94 | Gold Velvetâ„¢ whiskey | 1 |
| #60 | Good 'n' Quiet | 1 |
| #67 | Grasshopper | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #28 | Great Wolf's left paw | 1 |
| #343 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| #458 | Gummi-Gnauga | 4 |
| #60 | Hairpiece On Fire | 1 |
| #42 | Half a Purse | 1 |
| #52 | Hand in Glove | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #131 | Hatorade | 1 |
| #154 | Hell broth | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #109 | Himalayan Hidalgo sauce | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #470 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #126 | How to Avoid Scams | 1 |
| #78 | Hungerâ„¢ Sauce | 1 |
| #79 | Ice Island Long Tea | 1 |
| #119 | Iceberglar scarf | 1 |
| #28 | Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #1207 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #62 | Irish Coffee, English Heart | 1 |
| #61 | Jackhammer | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #204 | Jarlsberg's key lime | 1 |
| #396 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #42 | Jerks' Healthâ„¢ Magazine | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #1016 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #67 | Kentucky-fried meat crossbow | 1 |
| #54 | Kentucky-fried meat staff | 1 |
| #73 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #107 | Kentucky-style derby | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #211 | Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #996 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #1096 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 2 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1090 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #741 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #826 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #131 | Knob Goblin sharpening spray | 1 |
| #941 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #163 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #152 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 1 |
| #172 | Knob lo mein | 1 |
| #822 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #238 | Knob nuts | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #122 | Knob sausage stir-fry | 1 |
| #130 | Knob shroomkabob | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #491 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| #111 | Knoll stir-fry | 1 |
| #38 | Kokomo Resort Chip | 17 |
| #22 | Kokomo Resort Order Pad | 19 |
| #724 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #489 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1 |
| #456 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #135 | Li'l Businessman Kit | 1 |
| 🥇 | Living to Drink, Drinking to Live | 1 |
| #56 | Locust | 1 |
| #62 | Lolsipop | 1 |
| #127 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #970 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #681 | Mad Train wine | 97 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #129 | Mark of the Werewolf | 1 |
| #127 | Mark of the Zombie | 1 |
| #479 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 1 |
| #224 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #203 | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | 1 |
| #45 | Meat Tenderizer is Murder | 1 |
| #131 | Meat maid | 1 |
| #148 | Meat maid body | 1 |
| #703 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegraâ„¢ pills | 1 |
| #116 | Mer-kin breastplate | 1 |
| #183 | Mer-kin fastjuice | 1 |
| #77 | Mer-kin fitbrine | 1 |
| #29 | Mer-kin headguard | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin killscroll | 1 |
| #75 | Mer-kin ragejuice | 1 |
| #70 | Mer-kin strongjuice | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin takebag | 1 |
| #73 | Meteorite-Ade | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #91 | Middle of the Roadâ„¢ brand whiskey | 1 |
| #94 | Milk Studs | 133 |
| #89 | Mint Yulep | 1 |
| #43 | Miserable Pie | 1 |
| #394 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #380 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #988 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #591 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #137 | Mornington crescent roll | 1 |
| #1001 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #248 | Mr. Haggis | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #162 | Mysterious Black Box | 1 |
| #164 | Mysterious Blue Box | 1 |
| #161 | Mysterious Green Box | 1 |
| #154 | Mysterious Red Box | 1 |
| #158 | ND | 1 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #287 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #67 | Neverending Party favor | 1 |
| #46 | Neverending Party guest pass | 1 |
| #100 | New Age healing crystal | 1 |
| #59 | New Age hurting crystal | 1 |
| #375 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #528 | Newbiesportâ„¢ tent | 1 |
| #36 | Nightmare Fuel | 1 |
| #368 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #386 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #382 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #328 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #319 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #742 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #245 | Nuclear Blastball | 1 |
| #232 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
| #509 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #122 | Okee-Dokee soda | 1 |
| #217 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #844 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #66 | Outer Wolfâ„¢ cologne | 1 |
| #612 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| 🥇 | PARTY HARD T-shirt | 1 |
| #80 | PB&J with the crusts cut off | 1 |
| #132 | PEEZ dispenser | 80 |
| #237 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 1 |
| #160 | Pain Dip | 1 |
| #84 | Paint A Vulgar Pitcher | 1 |
| #1229 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| 🥇 | Party Planning on a Budget | 1 |
| 🥇 | Party Tattoo™ gift certificate | 1 |
| #60 | Party-in-a-Canâ„¢ | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #618 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #196 | Piddles | 1 |
| #780 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #67 | Plague of Locusts | 1 |
| #135 | PlexiPips | 1 |
| #187 | Pokëmann band-aid | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #193 | Polka Pop | 1 |
| #173 | Polysniff Perfume | 1 |
| #255 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #58 | Prunets | 1 |
| #157 | Psychotic Train wine | 1 |
| #33 | Punching Potion | 1 |
| #84 | Purple Beast energy drink | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #20 | Rümpelstiltz | 1 |
| #52 | R'lyeh | 1 |
| #97 | Rad Lib | 1 |
| #72 | Radberry Rip wine cooler | 1 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #942 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #130 | Rattlin' Chains | 1 |
| #369 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #2658 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #114 | Russian Ice | 1 |
| #142 | S.A.V.E. flyer | 1 |
| #86 | SMOOCH soda | 1 |
| #112 | Sacramento wine | 1 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #62 | Salsa de las Epocas | 1 |
| #80 | Sangria de Menthe | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1050 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #193 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| #37 | Shielding Potion | 1 |
| #218 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 1 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #51 | Slippery Knob | 1 |
| #37 | Snarf berry | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #212 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 1 |
| #399 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #153 | Sogg-Os | 1 |
| #254 | Space Tours Tripple | 1 |
| #1027 | Spam Witch sammich | 2 |
| #57 | Special Seasoning | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #478 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #209 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1 |
| #644 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #83 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#1) | 1 |
| #81 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#2) | 1 |
| #70 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#3) | 1 |
| #74 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1) | 1 |
| #80 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2) | 1 |
| #81 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3) | 1 |
| #77 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1) | 1 |
| #82 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2) | 1 |
| #81 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3) | 1 |
| #74 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#1) | 1 |
| #69 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#2) | 1 |
| #80 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#3) | 1 |
| #87 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#1) | 1 |
| #82 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#2) | 1 |
| #65 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#3) | 1 |
| #106 | Stephen's lab coat | 1 |
| #93 | Stephen's secret formula | 1 |
| #52 | Strikes Again Bigmouth | 1 |
| #669 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #128 | Super Weight-Gain 9000 | 1 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #506 | Swabbieâ„¢ swab | 1 |
| #325 | Swizzler | 1 |
| #225 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 1 |
| #197 | TI-9000 calculator | 1 |
| #65 | TRIO cup of beer | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #93 | Tales of Spelunking | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #98 | Temps Tempranillo | 1 |
| #98 | Tequiz Navidad | 1 |
| #109 | Texas tea | 1 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #53 | The Imploded World | 1 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #65 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #82 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #25 | They liver popsicle | 1 |
| #124 | Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy | 1 |
| #77 | This Charming Flan | 1 |
| #76 | Thriller Ice | 1 |
| #563 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #935 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #149 | Ultracolorâ„¢ shirt | 1 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #710 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #72 | Unspeakachu | 1 |
| #126 | Van der Graaf helmet | 1 |
| #42 | Vicar's Tutu | 1 |
| #85 | Vodka Matryoshka | 1 |
| #237 | WA | 1 |
| #204 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #165 | Wax Flask | 1 |
| #238 | Way More Tearsâ„¢ pepper spray | 1 |
| #477 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #430 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #106 | White Hyborian | 1 |
| #161 | Whoompa Fur Pants | 1 |
| #69 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 1 |
| #18 | Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube | 1 |
| #11 | Xiblaxian stealth cowl | 1 |
| #150 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 6 |
| #194 | Ye Olde Meade | 1 |
| #218 | Ye Olde Medieval Insult | 1 |
| #49 | Yuleviathan necklace | 1 |
| #2955 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #220 | Z-Bone steak | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #335 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #130 | abominable blubber | 8 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #66 | absentee voter ballot | 1 |
| #55 | abstraction: certainty | 1 |
| #76 | abstraction: thought | 1 |
| #101 | acceptable bagel | 1 |
| #330 | accidental cider | 3 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #22 | actual blood sausage | 1 |
| #107 | actual tapas | 3 |
| #132 | adder | 8 |
| #350 | adder bladder | 19 |
| #39 | agnolotti arboli | 2 |
| #361 | agua de vida | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
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| #61 | can of Brütalbräu | 1 |
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| #74 | cuppa Royal tea | 1 |
| #60 | cute mushroom | 1 |
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| #145 | d10 | 1 |
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| #585 | dance card | 1 |
| #34 | dark porquoise ring | 1 |
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| #93 | dew yoana lei | 1 |
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| #220 | digital key lime | 1 |
| #88 | dilapidated wizard hat | 1 |
| #71 | dinged-up triangle | 1 |
| #209 | dingy planks | 1 |
| #482 | dire fudgesicle | 1 |
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| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
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| #1025 | disease | 1 |
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| #94 | disposable instant camera | 1 |
| #127 | distention pill | 1 |
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| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
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| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #269 | dollar-sign bag | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #132 | dolphin whistle | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #356 | dope wheels | 1 |
| #59 | dorky glasses | 1 |
| #23 | double barreled barrel gun | 1 |
| #270 | double-barreled sling | 1 |
| #80 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #104 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #171 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #73 | double-ice gum | 3 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #297 | dragon snaps | 1 |
| #71 | dreadful roast | 1 |
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| #242 | droll monocle | 1 |
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| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #187 | drum of tommy ammo | 1 |
| #266 | dry martini | 1 |
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| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #133 | dubious peppermint | 1 |
| #2321 | duct tape | 1 |
| #469 | dull fish scale | 1 |
| #554 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #138 | dungeoneering kit | 1 |
| #124 | duonoculars | 1 |
| #87 | dusty animal skull | 1 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
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| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #399 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #229 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #37 | eau de mort | 1 |
| #124 | ectoplasmic orbs | 1 |
| #71 | ectoplasmic paste | 1 |
| #60 | edible alien plant bit | 1 |
| #947 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #337 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #106 | elderly jawbreaker | 1 |
| #387 | eldritch effluvium | 1 |
| #88 | eldritch elixir | 1 |
| #97 | electric Kool-Aid | 1 |
| #156 | electric snakebite | 1 |
| #67 | electronics kit | 1 |
| #128 | elegant nightstick | 1 |
| #72 | elemental caipiroska | 2 |
| #57 | elemental paste | 1 |
| #151 | eleven-foot pole | 1 |
| #1812 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #289 | elven hardtack | 1 |
| #199 | elven magi-pack | 1 |
| #210 | elven medi-pack | 1 |
| #305 | elven squeeze | 1 |
| #81 | emergency margarita | 1 |
| #1117 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #1304 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #20 | empty lava bottle | 1 |
| #666 | empty meat tank | 1 |
| #544 | enchanted barbell | 1 |
| #605 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #207 | enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #206 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #1116 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #652 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #541 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #734 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #315 | epic wad | 1 |
| #255 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #83 | essential cameraderie | 1 |
| #130 | eternal car battery | 1 |
| #35 | everfull glass | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #355 | evil golden arches | 1 |
| #48 | excitement pill | 1 |
| #295 | executive mime flask | 1 |
| #191 | exotic jungle fruit | 1 |
| #113 | expensive camera | 1 |
| #406 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #143 | extra-fancy ring setting | 1 |
| #102 | extra-flat panini | 2 |
| #744 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #510 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #109 | extra-strength red potion | 1 |
| #471 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #67 | extremely wet T-shirt | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #95 | fabric hardener | 1 |
| #89 | fabric softener | 1 |
| #261 | facehugging alien | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #531 | fairy gravy boat | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #850 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #48 | fancy blue potion | 21 |
| 🥇 | fancy party pants | 1 |
| #136 | fancy schmancy cheese sauce | 1 |
| #59 | fancy tin beer can | 1 |
| #311 | fat loot token | 5 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #412 | fermenting powder | 1 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
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| #108 | ghostly pickling solution | 1 |
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| #996 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #257 | ghuol-ear kabob | 1 |
| #160 | giant artisanal rice peeler | 1 |
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| #70 | gooey paste | 1 |
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| #1158 | green candy heart | 1 |
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| #489 | green smoke bomb | 1 |
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| #594 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
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| #276 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
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| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #76 | hacked gibson | 1 |
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| #96 | halibut | 1 |
| #167 | hamburger | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
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| #647 | happiness | 1 |
| #55 | hard spore pod | 1 |
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| #36 | heather graham cracker | 1 |
| #1194 | heavy D | 1 |
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| #541 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #45 | hell in a bucket | 1 |
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| #209 | helmet recipe | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
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| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
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| #605 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #627 | hideous egg | 1 |
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| #125 | hippopotamus pants | 1 |
| #428 | hippopotamus skin | 1 |
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| #320 | hippy herbal tea | 1 |
| #28 | hipster cocktail | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #5 | hobo monkey | 1 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #178 | home robotics kit | 1 |
| #575 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #433 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #258 | hot buttered roll | 1 |
| #684 | hot date | 1 |
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| #266 | hot hi mein | 1 |
| #998 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #96 | hot mint schnocolate | 1 |
| #383 | hot nuggets | 1 |
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| #1287 | hot wing | 1 |
| #246 | huge bowl of candy | 1 |
| #288 | huge gold coin | 1 |
| #25 | human musk | 1 |
| #197 | hunk of granite | 1 |
| #98 | hushed puppy | 4 |
| #111 | ice harvest | 1 |
| #1461 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 6 |
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| #1093 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #31 | icing poncho | 1 |
| #615 | icy katana hilt | 1 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #164 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #166 | imitation White Russian | 1 |
| #446 | imp unity ring | 1 |
| #42 | improved martini | 1 |
| #184 | impure gasoline | 1 |
| #739 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #669 | inkwell | 1 |
| #606 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #246 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #194 | insanely spicy jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #156 | intact anemone spike | 1 |
| #55 | intimidating coiffure | 1 |
| #456 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #130 | invisibility potion | 1 |
| #169 | irradiated turtle | 1 |
| #268 | jabañero pepper | 1 |
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| #134 | jagged scrap metal | 1 |
| #59 | jam band | 1 |
| #67 | jam band bootleg | 1 |
| #141 | jar full of wind | 1 |
| #697 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #120 | jaunty feather | 1 |
| #118 | jazzy cigarette holder | 1 |
| #1012 | jerky coins | 2 |
| #35 | jet bennie marble | 3 |
| #364 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #543 | jug-o-magicalness | 1 |
| #560 | jumbo olive | 1 |
| #189 | jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #131 | jumping bean taco | 1 |
| #83 | jumping horseradish | 1 |
| #153 | jungle floor wax | 1 |
| #506 | keg shield | 1 |
| #34 | kelp-holly drape | 1 |
| #37 | kelp-holly gun | 1 |
| #184 | ketchup | 1 |
| #908 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1104 | kneecapping stick | 6 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #183 | ladle of mystery | 1 |
| #633 | large box | 1 |
| #280 | large cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #51 | lava cake | 1 |
| #59 | lava-proof pants | 1 |
| #858 | lavender candy heart | 4 |
| #202 | leaf of grass | 1 |
| #456 | leaflet | 1 |
| #692 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #897 | leather mask | 1 |
| #682 | leathery bat skin | 2 |
| #513 | leathery rat skin | 2 |
| #55 | leftover canapés | 2 |
| #64 | leftovers | 1 |
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| #57 | leftovers sandwich | 1 |
| #157 | lemon | 500 |
| #104 | lemon popsicle | 1 |
| #63 | lemonade marble | 4 |
| #521 | leotarrrd | 2 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #519 | lewd playing card | 4 |
| #60 | lifeless meat doll | 1 |
| #1007 | lihc eye | 1 |
| #624 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #897 | lime | 1 |
| #1047 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #1025 | line | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #134 | linoleum crossbow string | 1 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #54 | linoleum meat stack | 1 |
| #870 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #437 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #120 | linoleum stick | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #127 | linoleum sword hilt | 1 |
| #326 | lion oil | 1 |
| #222 | liquid SONAR | 1 |
| #1206 | little paper umbrella | 2 |
| #115 | liver popsicle | 1 |
| #405 | llama lama gong | 1 |
| #63 | loaf of soda bread | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #988 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #142 | long pork casserole | 1 |
| #930 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #456 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #1453 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #241 | lotion of sleaziness | 1 |
| #329 | love song of disturbing obsession | 1 |
| #103 | low-budget shield | 1 |
| #912 | lowercase N | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #48 | lucky-ish pill | 1 |
| #230 | lumbering jack | 1 |
| #198 | lustrous oyster egg | 1 |
| #117 | lynyrd snare | 1 |
| #386 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #397 | magic whistle | 1 |
| #95 | magical baguette | 2 |
| #1220 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #642 | magical mystery juice | 1 |
| #449 | magicalness-in-a-can | 6 |
| #188 | magicberry tablets | 1 |
| #492 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #167 | mana curds | 1 |
| #382 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #836 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #480 | margarita | 1 |
| #444 | mariachi hat | 1 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #921 | marshmallow | 1 |
| #482 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #666 | martini | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #71 | meadeorite | 1 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
| #498 | meat engine | 1 |
| #55 | meat face | 1 |
| #693 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #75 | meat golem | 1 |
| #983 | meat paste | 1 |
| #1042 | meat stack | 1 |
| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #136 | meatloaf helmet | 1 |
| #211 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #95 | meaty helmet turtle | 1 |
| #629 | megatofu | 1 |
| #479 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #311 | memory of a C | 1 |
| #312 | memory of a T | 1 |
| #306 | memory of an A | 1 |
| #327 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 1 |
| #168 | menudo | 1 |
| #671 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #1204 | metallic A | 1 |
| #47 | metallic foil cat ears | 1 |
| #12 | meteor shower cap | 1 |
| #69 | meteoreo | 1 |
| #80 | meteorthopedic shoes | 1 |
| #70 | mid-level medieval mead | 1 |
| #334 | milk of magnesium | 1 |
| #938 | milky potion | 1 |
| #128 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #18 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #152 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #96 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #898 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #151 | mocking turtle | 1 |
| #214 | moist Crimbo spices | 1 |
| #467 | mojo filter | 1 |
| #502 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #130 | monster pants | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #30 | moon-amber | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #117 | moose antlers | 1 |
| #121 | moose chocolate | 1 |
| #136 | moose thought | 1 |
| #34 | morning dew | 1 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #646 | mother's little helper | 1 |
| #132 | mouse skull | 1 |
| #145 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #625 | moxie weed | 11 |
| #264 | muffled muffuletta | 2 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #600 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #811 | mummy wrapping | 1 |
| #291 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #912 | murky potion | 1 |
| #1565 | mushroom fermenting solution | 1 |
| #378 | mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #145 | musk turtle | 1 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #80 | nailswurst | 1 |
| #58 | nasty gum | 1 |
| #86 | natto marble soda | 1 |
| #568 | necklace chain | 1 |
| #48 | neg grog | 1 |
| #289 | nega-mushroom | 1 |
| #375 | negative lump | 1 |
| #198 | neurostim pill | 1 |
| #64 | neverending wallet chain | 1 |
| #7 | nicksilver ring | 1 |
| #108 | ninja crampons | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #262 | nothing-in-the-box | 1 |
| #56 | nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #39 | nothingtini | 1 |
| #59 | noticeable pumps | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #471 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #54 | octolus oculus | 1 |
| #26 | odd silver coin | 17 |
| #218 | oil of expertise | 1 |
| #234 | oil of oiliness | 1 |
| #91 | oil shell | 1 |
| #329 | ointment of the occult | 1 |
| #173 | ojo de pez burrito | 1 |
| #134 | old bronzer | 1 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| #132 | old eyebrow pencil | 1 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #142 | old rosewater cream | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #2222 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #257 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #288 | oldcake | 1 |
| #796 | olive | 1 |
| #81 | one-winged stab bat | 1 |
| #213 | open sauce | 1 |
| #942 | orange | 1 |
| #1228 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #139 | orange leather lanyard | 1 |
| #101 | orange popsicle | 1 |
| #861 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #555 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #179 | orc wrist | 1 |
| #231 | orcish hand lotion | 1 |
| #232 | orcish nailing lube | 1 |
| #225 | orcish rubber | 1 |
| #169 | orcish stud-finder | 1 |
| #1171 | original G | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #391 | ornate picture frame | 1 |
| #157 | oven mitts | 1 |
| #618 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #115 | oversized skullcap | 1 |
| #410 | ovoid leather thing | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #257 | pack of chewing gum | 1 |
| #242 | packet of beer nuts | 1 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #186 | painful penne pasta | 1 |
| #190 | paint bomb | 1 |
| #27 | paint palette | 1 |
| #161 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #102 | paisley spore pod | 1 |
| #740 | palm frond | 1 |
| #583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #244 | pants kit | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #988 | papaya | 1 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #538 | papaya taco | 1 |
| #15 | papier-mitre | 1 |
| #78 | party balloon | 1 |
| #88 | party beer bomb | 1 |
| 🥇 | party crasher | 1 |
| #66 | party platter for one | 1 |
| 🥇 | party pup | 1 |
| 🥈 | party whip | 1 |
| #1565 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #117 | pat of butter | 1 |
| #779 | patchouli incense stick | 3 |
| #295 | patchouli oil bomb | 3 |
| #49 | peanut sauce | 1 |
| #241 | pearlescent oyster egg | 1 |
| #179 | pec oil | 1 |
| #112 | pencil stub | 3 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #1276 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #62 | pentagram bandana | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #61 | peppermint spine | 1 |
| #195 | peppermint sprout | 1 |
| #89 | perfect cosmopolitan | 1 |
| #90 | perfect dark and stormy | 1 |
| #102 | perfect ice cube | 1 |
| #85 | perfect mimosa | 1 |
| #76 | perfect negroni | 1 |
| #82 | perfect old-fashioned | 1 |
| #19 | perfect paloma | 64 |
| #421 | perforated battle paddle | 4 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #116 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #150 | pewter claymore | 1 |
| #842 | phat turquoise bead | 1 |
| #302 | phat turquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #290 | philosopher's scone | 1 |
| #368 | philter of phorce | 1 |
| #1171 | phonics down | 1 |
| #720 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 12 |
| #225 | physiostim pill | 1 |
| #1234 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #321 | pie crust | 1 |
| #213 | pie man was not meant to eat | 9 |
| #207 | piece of after eight | 1 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #537 | piercing post | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #127 | pigeon egg | 7 |
| #1096 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #705 | pile of dusty animal bones | 1 |
| #68 | pillow shell | 1 |
| #87 | pimpin' meat hat | 1 |
| #125 | pin-stripe slacks | 1 |
| #1153 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #594 | pink pony | 1 |
| #524 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #86 | pint of sweat | 1 |
| #54 | pirate paste | 1 |
| #726 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #94 | pirate skull | 1 |
| #592 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #58 | pixel beer | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #50 | pixel lemon | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #49 | pixel stopwatch | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #109 | plaid swatch | 1 |
| #18 | plain bagel | 1,527 |
| #428 | plain pizza | 1 |
| #81 | plain snowcone | 1 |
| #37 | plastic doll arms | 1 |
| #38 | plastic doll legs | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1281 | plot hole | 1 |
| #214 | plum wine | 1 |
| #34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #269 | pocket theremin | 1 |
| #115 | pocket wish | 1 |
| #482 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #501 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #513 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #59 | ponytail clip | 1 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #180 | pool of liquid metal | 1 |
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| #175 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 1 |
| #69 | surprisingly capacious handbag | 1 |
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| #525 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
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| #1104 | white lightning | 1 |
| #114 | white page | 1 |
| #802 | white picket fence | 1 |
| #1027 | white pixel | 1 |
| #810 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #1059 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #122 | white snakeskin duster | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #12 | wicksilver ring | 1 |
| #187 | willyweed | 1 |
| #173 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 1 |
| #101 | wind-up ensign | 3 |
| #118 | wind-up navigation droid | 2 |
| #164 | wind-up owl | 1 |
| #73 | wind-up vampire teeth | 5 |
| #409 | windchimes | 12 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #94 | wings of fire | 1 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | wolf whistle | 1 |
| #428 | wonderwall shield | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #191 | wooden figurine | 1 |
| #811 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #596 | wool hat | 1 |
| #281 | world's smallest violin | 1 |
| #554 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #125 | worthless gewgaw | 100 |
| #113 | worthless knick-knack | 150 |
| #114 | worthless trinket | 100 |
| #698 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #95 | wriggling severed nose | 1 |
| #462 | wumpus hair | 1 |
| #1046 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #355 | yak skin | 1 |
| #106 | yakskin pants | 1 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #1183 | yellow candy heart | 2 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #1013 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #1582 | yeti fur | 4 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |
| #102 | yule pup | 1 |