Museum :: Rumour Rhemer

Rumour Rhemer

Rank	Item	Quantity
#432	"DRINK ME" potion	12
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#626	9-ball	1
#159	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	7
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#76	ASCII shirt	35
#141	Alice's Army Alchemist	6
#149	Alice's Army Bowman	3
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#129	Alice's Army Coward	4
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#128	Alice's Army Guard	7
#133	Alice's Army Halberder	7
#145	Alice's Army Horseman	3
#133	Alice's Army Lanceman	4
#143	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	6
#139	Alice's Army Ninja	6
#128	Alice's Army Nurse	8
#142	Alice's Army Page	5
#148	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	5
#161	Alice's Army Spearsman	4
#134	Alice's Army Swordsman	6
#161	Alice's Army Wallman	4
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#100	Amulet of Yendor	202
#127	Angry Farmer candy	1,343
#69	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	26
#103	Ankh of Badahnkadh	4
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#242	Atomic Comic	2
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#182	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	5
#176	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	5
#862	BGE merchandise order form	2
#241	BGE pocket calendar	3
#138	BGE shotglass	36
#93	BGE temporary tattoo	8
#175	BGE tiny plastic toy	6
#159	BRAINS shorts	8
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#184	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	3
#1076	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	11
#522	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	2
#143	Battlie Light Saver	3
#105	Better Than Cuddling Cake	22
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#54	Bit O' Ectoplasm	65
#496	Blood Light	3
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#188	Bohemian rhapsody	2
#424	Bone's Farm "wine"	3
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#17	Boris's ring	64
#1673	Boss Bat bling	1
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#78	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	172
#1057	Bulky Buddy Box	2
#135	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	4
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#110	C.H.U.M. knife	8
#181	CRIMBCO lanyard	3
#1163	CRIMBCO mug	6
#1268	CRIMBCO wine	4
#1224	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#371	CRIMBCOLOAF	7
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#14	Cerebral Cloche	13
#28	Cerebral Crossbow	12
#6	Cerebral Culottes	18
#368	Cherry Cloaca Cola	2
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#89	Chori Zo trading card	2
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#321	Cloaca grenade	55
#141	Cloaca-Cola	312
#127	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	28
#104	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	22
#299	Cloaca-Cola helmet	8
#221	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	13
#353	Cloaca-Cola shield	7
#181	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	4
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#196	Cold Hots candy	55
#94	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	14
#66	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	24
#226	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#331	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	2
#367	Corpse Island iced tea	14
#1483	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#624	Crimbo candied pecan	15
#684	Crimbo fudge	13
#639	Crimbo peppermint bark	14
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#3212	Crimbuck	1
#8	Crown of the Goblin King	3,215
#86	Daffy Taffy	496
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#21	Diet Cloaca Cola	234
#660	Disco 'Fro Pick	5
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#436	Doc's Miracle Cure	2
#189	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#7	Dolphin King's crown	1,156
#80	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	178
#6	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1,576
#1132	Drowsy Sword	11
#237	Dyspepsi grenade	59
#243	Dyspepsi-Cola	308
#97	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	27
#284	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	9
#436	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	6
#221	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	13
#385	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	6
#131	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	5
#137	Eau de Guaneau	4
#399	Ecto-Cooler	2
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#160	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#291	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#197	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#283	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#1468	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#92	Elmley shades	13
#170	Elvish delight	1
#664	Ent cider	7
#73	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	14
#110	Feynman gate	110
🥇	French slippers	1
#392	Gaia beads	4
#508	Galapagosian Cuisses	2
#519	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	2
#126	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	9
#1600	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#606	Go-Wassail	22
#1440	Green Clover of Justice	1
#619	Gummi-Gnauga	2
#490	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	3
#48	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	30
#1147	Heimandatz's heart	1
#411	Hollandaise helmet	2
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#320	Iiti Kitty phone charm	7
#1241	Imp Ale	28
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#662	Instant Karma	6
#1035	Jack-in-the-box	2
#26	Jarlsberg's earring	40
#1287	Jocko Homo's head	1
#202	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	11
#84	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	156
#51	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	3
#22	Knob Goblin Uberpants	38
#90	Knob Goblin elite shirt	95
#268	Knob Goblin lunchbox	5
#162	Knob pasty	3
#724	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
#669	LED block	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#1827	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	10
#76	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	159
#137	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	456
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#200	Mad Train wine	547
#261	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#401	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	21
#30	Mariner's Friend cough drops	51
#213	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	17
#33	Meleegra™ pills	431
#150	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	16
#90	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	34
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#422	Mob Penguin cellular phone	48
#392	Mob Penguin protection contract	9
#260	Monstar energy beverage	22
#81	Mr. Balloon	2
#120	Mr. Mediocrebar	654
#192	Nardz energy beverage	3
#83	Nayztameetjoo trading card	2
#282	Necrotelicomnicon	2
#217	Nightstalker perfume	11
#43	Now and Earlier	135
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#47	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	46
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#195	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	5
#44	Ram's Face Lager	2,433
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#369	Red Pill	1
#446	Red Rover BB gun	6
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#253	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	7
#94	Rock Pops	571
#204	Roo trading card	1
#115	SPF 451 lip balm	20
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#715	Safari Jack's moustache	2
#2541	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#324	Schrödinger's thermos	65
#202	Senior Mints	45
#486	Silver Bullet beer	2
#282	Sinful Desires	2
#263	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	3
#176	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	8
#19	Snow Queen Crown	1,024
#178	Squat-Thrust Magazine	2
#861	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	5
#57	Steal This Candy	79
#438	Sugar Cog	4
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#628	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	9
#803	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	1
#592	Tales from the Fireside	2
#850	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	34
#417	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	6
#82	The Bomb	1
#390	The Cooler Out of Space	4
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#28	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#14	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
#77	The Snake trading card	2
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#349	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	4
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#935	Travels with Jerry	1
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#101	Tuesday's ruby	33
#143	UV monocular	1
#221	Ultrasoldier Serum	3
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#495	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	21
#35	Uncle Hobo's belt	1
#29	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
#12	Underworld truncheon	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#250	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#1526	Valentine	6
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#204	Wint-O-Fresh mint	87
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#238	Wolfman Nardz	6
#499	Workytime Tea	3
#1119	Yakisoba's hat	1
#134	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	4
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#94	Yummy Tummy bean	2,445
#155	Zim Merman's guitar	5
#101	abandoned candy	19
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#91	albatross necklace	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#547	ammonite fossil	7
#66	amulet of extreme plot significance	336
#1006	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	6
#679	anniversary balloon	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
🥈	anniversary chutney sculpture	2
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#185	ant hoe	2
#184	ant rake	2
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#722	antique greaves	2
#266	antique hand mirror	13
#745	antique helmet	2
#744	antique shield	2
#773	antique spear	2
#295	armgun	6
#56	asbestos apron	23
#181	asbestos crossbow	4
#478	asbestos sword	1
#306	aspirin	3
#494	astral mushroom	15
#364	astronaut pants	24
#692	atomic vector plotter	3
#49	attention spanner	4
#117	awful poetry journal	1,839
#35	babycakes	12
#378	bacon bath ball	2
#249	baconstone	30
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#2994	badass belt	15
#133	badger badge	1
#37	bag of Cheat-Os	843
#96	bag of airline peanuts	230
#117	bag of lard	10
#1215	baggie of powdered sugar	1
#224	ball	29
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#655	banana peel	1
#251	banana supersucker	1
#574	banana-frosted king cake	4
#400	bananagate	15
#167	bargain flash powder	5
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#23	bark bracelet	2
#59	basic meat foon	1
#664	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	3
#1662	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#48	battered hubcap	21
#350	bazookafish bubble gum	2
#170	beaten-up Chucks	3
#113	beer bomb	445
#283	beer bong	8
#673	beer helmet	1
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#137	beer-scented teddy bear	5
#135	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	4
#354	begpwnia	2
#430	beholed bedsheet	2
#85	bejeweled accordion strap	3
#821	bejeweled cufflinks	2
#58	bejeweled pledge pin	198
#697	belemnite fossil	4
#523	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#242	bellhop bell	1
#631	bi-lateral logic compressor	3
#80	big bad voodoo mask	11
#272	big bass drum	3
#86	big boom	25
#199	big rock	7
#656	bilge wine	4
#313	bindlestocking	9
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#1014	bit of clingfilm	3
#197	bite-me-red lipstick	101
#114	black candy heart	129
#237	black eyedrops	3
#241	black kettle drum	3
#561	black paisley oyster egg	9
#114	black plastic oyster egg	32
#370	black polka-dot oyster egg	14
#813	black snowcone	1
#349	black spot	2
#431	black striped oyster egg	12
#59	black velvet box	14
#112	black-and-blue light	548
#6	blackberry combat boots	332
#12	blackberry galoshes	52
🥉	blackberry moccasins	190
#151	blackberry polite	1
#6	blackberry slippers	203
#198	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#117	blob of Alphredo™	4
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#355	blood flower	23
#472	blue glowstick	3
#563	blue paisley oyster egg	7
#121	blue plasma ball	517
#235	blue plastic oyster egg	21
#157	blue polka-dot oyster egg	20
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#396	blue snowcone	25
#761	blue striped oyster egg	6
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#52	blue-frosted astral cupcake	32
#36	bone and arrows	1
#277	bone meal	1
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#88	booty chest charrrm	132
#39	booty chest charrrm bracelet	4
#263	booze-soaked cherry	1
#52	boozebomb	1
#275	borg sock monkey	7
#770	bottle of Blank-Out	3
#23	bottle of Mystic Shell	45
#278	bottle of Ooze-O	2
#447	bottle of alcohol	4
#58	bottle of antifreeze	13
#34	bottle of black cat tonic	73
#469	bottle of bubbles	15
#1459	bottle of goofballs	16
#288	bottle of pirate juice	3
#255	bottle of popskull	9
#152	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	3
#386	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	3
#236	bottle of ultravitamins	2
#37	bottled inspiration	64
#266	bouquet of circular saw blades	5
#142	bow staff	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#1594	box of sunshine	106
#201	brick	187
#1080	brine	6
#128	briny vinegar	1
#696	broken cellular phone	1
#111	broken skull	329
#40	bronze breastplate	49
#171	brown plastic baby	4
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#543	buckyball	9
#98	bugbear detector	1
#150	bugbear purification pill	1
#398	bunch of bananas	10
#408	burnt flower	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#60	burst hellseal brain	239
#714	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#44	calavera concertina	5
#57	calle de miel with a fly in it	5
#705	can of Binarrrca	12
#1889	can of CRIMBCOLA	2
#186	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	3
#114	can of Red Minotaur	41
#18	can of Swiller	413
#545	can of fake snow	1
#396	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#18	can of maces	79
#39	can of spinach	46
#163	can-can-in-a-can	2
#297	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	29
#175	candied bolts	6
#66	candied kobold	88
#424	candied nuts	4
#57	candied yam pinky ring	1
#312	candied yams	29
#857	candy brain	1
#831	candy cane	44
#1062	candy kneecapping stick	3
#1029	candy knuckles	3
#240	candy skeleton	1
#1783	candy stake	4
#12	cane-mail shirt	2
#95	cannonball charrrm	114
#34	cannonball charrrm bracelet	4
#1241	canteen of wine	9
#232	capacitor relay	52
#155	carbon nanotube frame	92
#86	carbonated soy milk	111
#97	caret	2
#733	cast	8
#64	cast-iron legacy paddle	3
#234	cement sandals	4
#190	chainsaw chain	3
#89	charged magnet	1
#170	cheap plastic bottle opener	32
#136	cheap studded belt	455
#188	cheap toaster	10
#101	chintzy disco ball pendant	10
#198	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	1
#56	chloroform rag	90
#353	chocolate bath ball	2
#557	chocolate cigar	1
#70	chocolate frosted sugar bomb	1
#278	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	6
#284	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	7
#427	chocolate-frosted king cake	4
#342	chopsticks	11
#155	chrome crossbow	5
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#372	chrome sword	2
#774	chunk of depleted Grimacite	11
#263	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	5
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#46	clockwork staff	1
#70	clockwork sword	1
#126	clown hammer	195
#705	club necklace	10
#156	clutch of dodecapede eggs	2
#1224	cocoa egg	1
#176	coconut bikini top	1
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#122	cold-filtered water	1
#27	cologne of contempt	44
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#158	colorful plastic ball	400
#165	colorful toad	1
#593	computronic processing unit	4
#28	concentrated cordial of concentration	20
#383	concentrated garbage juice	2
#428	concentrated magicalness pill	3
🥉	control crystal	1
#115	cool mushroom wine	2
#93	copper ha'penny charrrm	104
#51	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	2
#126	cordial of concentration	3
#850	cornuthaum	1
#337	corpse on the beach	15
#424	corpsedriver	12
#421	corpsetini	12
#615	corrupted data	6
#41	crazy little Turkish delight	1,222
#113	crotchety pants	1
#102	crude voodoo doll	2
#456	cruelty-free wine	2
#223	crusty hula hoop	1
#64	cursed cutlass	1
#20	cursed dirty joke scroll	74
#42	cursed eyepatch	1
#66	cursed piece of thirteen	20
#148	cursed scrunchie	9
#34	cursed voodoo skull	68
#269	cyborg doll	7
#840	cyborg stompin' boot	3
#143	cyclops eyedrops	4
#108	cymbal syrup	140
#267	daisy	11
#119	dead guy's watch	84
#615	deadly lampshade	1
#142	death blossom	2
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#98	defective skull	216
#73	delicious noodles	81
#822	delicious salad	30
#65	demon skin	359
#59	dental pliers	1
#46	depantsing bomb	181
#882	diamond necklace	8
#60	diamond-studded cane	191
#329	didgeridooka	9
#1404	dill	4
#127	disco ball	491
#127	disco mask	471
#497	disease	15
#187	disembodied smile	2
#101	disintegrating quill pen	143
#476	disintegrating sheet music	1
#225	disintegrating spiky collar	1
#538	distilled fortified wine	4
#126	disturbing fanfic	1,875
#154	divine blowout	220
#159	divine can of silly string	221
#358	divine champagne flute	11
#306	divine champagne popper	10
#190	divine cracker	46
#146	divine noisemaker	225
#495	doll house	10
#878	dollhive	6
#213	donkey flipbook	4
#59	dope gangsta bling-bling	18
#221	double-barreled sling	2
#80	double-ice box	1
#104	double-ice britches	1
#171	double-ice cap	1
#78	drab sonata	119
#103	dreadlock whip	36
#183	drum of pomade	8
#467	drywall axe	28
#275	duck-on-a-string	9
#973	duct tape	22
#80	duct tape buckler	1
#92	duct tape fedora	1
#232	duct tape sword	1
#255	duct tape wallet	1
#19	dungeoneer's dungarees	130
#1576	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#472	dusty bottle of Marsala	24
#506	dusty bottle of Merlot	23
#534	dusty bottle of Muscat	17
#833	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	4
#801	dusty bottle of Port	5
#1015	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
#87	dwarf bread	66
#426	dwarvish magazine	1
#11	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	324
#1641	easter egg balloon	14
#159	effluvious emerald	9
#570	eggnog	31
#162	electrical thingamabob	84
#541	elven limbos gingerbread	25
#997	elven cellocello	20
#413	elven moonshine	27
#1136	elven socks	2
#793	elven suicide capsule	23
#1117	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	1
#90	empty blowgun	29
#139	enchanted toothpick	10
#114	encoder ring	163
#160	energy drink IV	29
#98	ennui-flavored potato chips	576
#74	enormous hoop earring	21
#549	evil googly eye	8
#452	evil teddy bear	30
#55	exploding hacky-sack	69
#111	explosion-flavored chewing gum	212
#74	extra-large palm-frond toupee	2
#163	extra-potent gremlin mutagen	1
#141	extra-see-thru nightie	4
#78	extremely skinny jeans	11
#1016	eye of newt	1
#34	eyedrops of the ocelot	24
#591	facsimile dictionary	16
#197	fake blood	6
#121	fake fake vomit	219
#108	fake hand	225
#421	fake plastic grass	4
#124	fancy ball mask	1
#672	fancy but probably evil chocolate	10
#325	fancy chocolate	9
#410	fancy chocolate car	7
#263	fancy dress ball	55
#809	fancy opera glasses	2
#572	fancy seashell necklace	1
#316	fat stacks of cash	32
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#764	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	2
#507	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	4
#325	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	2
#750	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	2
#552	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	1
#566	tiny die-cast turtle mech	1
#625	tiny ninja sword	1
#54	tiny nose-bone fetish	3
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#1464	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	5
#1142	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	2
#2118	tiny plastic Axe Wound	3
#962	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	5
#890	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	2
#2092	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	2
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#2195	tiny plastic Black Knight	3
#1191	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	4
#3079	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#945	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	3
#645	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	26
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#882	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	2
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#998	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	10
#1303	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	7
#924	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	4
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#1098	tiny plastic Father McGruber	2
#2055	tiny plastic Felonia	2
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#1752	tiny plastic G Imp	4
#174	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#1761	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	4
#2163	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	3
#1115	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	2
#1458	tiny plastic Hellion	5
#2826	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	2
#168	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#915	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	5
#1447	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	5
#2783	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	2
#935	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	8
#2140	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	3
#778	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#1317	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	1
#1447	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	5
#2183	tiny plastic Protagonist	3
#492	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	2
#603	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	7
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#1440	tiny plastic Spam Witch	5
#1437	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	5
#804	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	6
#915	tiny plastic The Man	5
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#1741	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	4
#1283	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	3
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#1121	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	1
#1226	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	6
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#700	tiny plastic accordion thief	7
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#848	tiny plastic angry bugbear	9
#1111	tiny plastic angry goat	16
#1121	tiny plastic angry space marine	2
#1240	tiny plastic anime smiley	6
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#1457	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	5
#1442	tiny plastic astronomer	5
#655	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	26
#849	tiny plastic barrrnacle	21
#956	tiny plastic batbugbear	3
#1451	tiny plastic beanbat	5
#1361	tiny plastic bee swarm	1
#1129	tiny plastic beebee gunners	2
#1349	tiny plastic beebee queue	1
#475	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	9
#918	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	19
#1780	tiny plastic blooper	4
#1242	tiny plastic brainsweeper	6
#3907	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#845	tiny plastic bugaboo	4
#1116	tiny plastic buzzerker	2
#1117	tiny plastic cavebugbear	2
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#833	tiny plastic cocoabo	21
#985	tiny plastic coffee pixie	18
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#926	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	5
#2152	tiny plastic cubist bull	3
#924	tiny plastic demoninja	8
#877	tiny plastic disco bandit	6
#2159	tiny plastic drunk goat	3
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#1738	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	4
#1483	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	5
#868	tiny plastic fire servant	2
#2183	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	3
#1210	tiny plastic fruit golem	6
#1306	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	14
#755	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	23
#516	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	32
#1432	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	5
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#2789	tiny plastic goth giant	2
#776	tiny plastic grue	22
#1229	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	6
#366	tiny plastic hermit	11
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#733	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	24
#1340	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	1
#476	tiny plastic killer bee	33
#1741	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	4
#1078	tiny plastic leprechaun	17
#508	tiny plastic levitating potato	32
#911	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	8
#741	tiny plastic moneybee	5
#1045	tiny plastic mosquito	17
#973	tiny plastic mumblebee	3
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#1484	tiny plastic ninja snowman	5
#409	tiny plastic pastamancer	10
#789	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	22
#599	tiny plastic sauceror	8
#1464	tiny plastic scary clown	5
#1032	tiny plastic seal clubber	5
#1782	tiny plastic senile lihc	4
#822	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	2
#2158	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	3
#1126	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	1
#931	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	8
#636	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	26
#2193	tiny plastic spooky vampire	3
#557	tiny plastic stab bat	30
#665	tiny plastic star starfish	25
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#849	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	11
#1243	tiny plastic taco cat	6
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#684	tiny plastic the Free Man	3
#1202	tiny plastic topiary golem	6
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#530	tiny plastic turtle tamer	9
#1485	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	5
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#1074	tiny plastic warwelf	7
#2700	tiny plastic whitesnake	2
#1048	tiny plastic zmobie	7
#164	tiny shaker of salt	12
#176	tip jar	8
#175	tisket	2
#177	toast	8,867
#264	tofurkey gravy	31
#263	tofurkey leg	31
#1865	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#253	tooth	15
#170	toothsome rock	59
#349	top	13
#54	torn hellseal sinew	254
#254	tortoise's blessing	10
#880	towel	8
#276	toy crazy train	35
#899	toy deathbot	1
#335	toy jet pack	23
#331	toy mercenary	22
#408	toy ray gun	24
#44	toy six-seater hovercraft	2
#517	toy soldier	3
#348	toy space helmet	26
#247	toy train	9
#907	toy wheel	9
#232	transporter transponder	1
#478	tree skirt	1
#402	tree-eating kite	86
#240	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	4
#1782	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#828	trilobite fossil	2
#503	tropical orchid	2
#599	tropical paperweight	1
#1132	tropical wrapping paper	1
#249	tube of hair oil	1
#442	tube sock	1
#1255	turtle totem	9
#101	turtlemail breeches	1
#111	turtlemail coif	1
#113	turtlemail hauberk	1
#157	unearthly onyx	7
#1239	unstable laser battery	41
#1353	untamable turtle	1
#391	upsy daisy	2
#365	urinal cake	5
#773	useless powder	94
#174	valuable trinket	529
#170	vampire collar	12
#392	vampire duck-on-a-string	28
#266	vampire pearl	1
#432	vanilla-frosted king cake	3
#58	velvet choker	1
#1266	vibrating cyborg knife	6
#1549	vinegar	2
#673	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#896	vorpal blade	1
#900	wad of cotton	1
#31	walrus-tusk earring	59
#293	wang	7
#106	warbear badge	1
#478	warbear battery	1
#106	water pipe bomb	848
#225	water wings	5
#190	watered-down Red Minotaur	1
#42	wedge of gray cheese	1
#149	whalebone corset	5
#111	wheel	28
#188	whisker pencil	49
#337	white balloon	11
#890	white candy heart	4
#67	white collar	35
#75	white hat hacker T-shirt	18
#114	whoopie cushion	212
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#1456	wind-up chattering teeth	8
#419	wind-up meatcar	25
#93	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	576
#615	witch hat	1
#1027	wolfman mask	1
#331	woven baling wire bracelets	3
#162	wreath of laurels	4
#94	x-ray specs	204
#34	ye olde golde frontes	7
#948	yellow candy heart	6
#279	yellow candygram	2
#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#98	yellow plastic oyster egg	40
#881	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	2
#111	yellow snowcone	233
#619	yellow striped oyster egg	4
🥇	yield shield	1
#124	yo	68
#231	yo-yo	133
#277	zombie pineal gland	16

Wow, that's 93,281 items total!

what items are this player missing?