Rumour Rhemer

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#433"DRINK ME" potion12
#1141.21 jigawatts1
#72100-Watt bulb1
#14867-ball1
#6269-ball1
#159A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes7
#248A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 11
#280A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 21
#257A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 31
#224A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 41
#296A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 51
#226A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 61
#967A. W. O. L. commendation1
#76ASCII shirt35
#139Alice's Army Alchemist6
#147Alice's Army Bowman3
#222Alice's Army Cleric1
#127Alice's Army Coward4
#154Alice's Army Dervish1
#126Alice's Army Guard7
#131Alice's Army Halberder7
#142Alice's Army Horseman3
#132Alice's Army Lanceman4
#141Alice's Army Mad Bomber6
#137Alice's Army Ninja6
#126Alice's Army Nurse8
#140Alice's Army Page5
#146Alice's Army Shieldmaiden5
#159Alice's Army Spearsman4
#132Alice's Army Swordsman6
#159Alice's Army Wallman4
#414Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#101Amulet of Yendor202
#128Angry Farmer candy1,343
#70Angry Farmer's Wife Candy26
#101Ankh of Badahnkadh4
#1225Argarggagarg's fang1
#232Arrrmetia trading card1
#1131Asleep in the Cemetery1
#241Atomic Comic2
#27Ax of L'rose1
#182BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt5
#176BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt5
#863BGE merchandise order form2
#240BGE pocket calendar3
#138BGE shotglass36
#92BGE temporary tattoo8
#175BGE tiny plastic toy6
#159BRAINS shorts8
#70BRICKO hat1
#64BRICKO pants1
#62BRICKO sword1
#184Baron von Ratsworth's money clip3
#1075Baron von Ratsworth's monocle11
#522Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler2
#143Battlie Light Saver3
#105Better Than Cuddling Cake22
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#54Bit O' Ectoplasm65
#496Blood Light3
#522Blue Diamond of Honesty1
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#186Bohemian rhapsody2
#424Bone's Farm "wine"3
#2383Bonerdagon necklace1
#17Boris's ring64
#1676Boss Bat bling1
#2773Boss Bat britches1
#102Brimstone Boxers1
#78Brimstone Chicken Sandwich172
#1056Bulky Buddy Box2
#135C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button4
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#110C.H.U.M. knife8
#181CRIMBCO lanyard3
#1164CRIMBCO mug6
#1269CRIMBCO wine4
#1223CRIMBCOIDS mints4
#371CRIMBCOLOAF7
#85Can-Can skirt1
#14Cerebral Cloche13
#28Cerebral Crossbow12
#6Cerebral Culottes18
#369Cherry Cloaca Cola2
#185Chester's moustache1
#88Choker of the Ultragoth1
#144Chorale of Companionship1
#89Chori Zo trading card2
#740Claw of the Infernal Seal1
#319Cloaca grenade55
#140Cloaca-Cola312
#127Cloaca-Cola c-rations28
#104Cloaca-Cola fatigues22
#298Cloaca-Cola helmet8
#222Cloaca-Cola knapsack13
#352Cloaca-Cola shield7
#181Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife4
#2406Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#196Cold Hots candy55
#94Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket14
#66Connery's Elixir of Audacity24
#226Cookbook of the Damned2
#331Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket2
#367Corpse Island iced tea14
#1480Crimbo Candy Cookbook1
#622Crimbo candied pecan15
#684Crimbo fudge13
#639Crimbo peppermint bark14
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#650Crimbo wreath1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#2374Crimboween memo1
#3211Crimbuck1
#8Crown of the Goblin King3,215
#87Daffy Taffy496
#1538Dickory Farms Gift Basket1
#22Diet Cloaca Cola234
#661Disco 'Fro Pick5
#737Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir1
#436Doc's Miracle Cure2
#191Dogsgotnonoz pills1
#7Dolphin King's crown1,156
#80Double Bacon Beelzeburger178
#6Dr. Hobo's scalpel1,576
#1133Drowsy Sword11
#237Dyspepsi grenade59
#244Dyspepsi-Cola308
#98Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations27
#283Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues9
#435Dyspepsi-Cola helmet6
#221Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack13
#385Dyspepsi-Cola shield6
#132Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen5
#137Eau de Guaneau4
#399Ecto-Cooler2
#1786El Sombrero De Lopez1
#42El Vibrato energy spear1
#45El Vibrato helmet1
#31El Vibrato leg guards1
#159El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)1
#290El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)1
#216El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)1
#196El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)1
#283El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)1
#27El Vibrato translator1
#1467Elder Turtle Shell2
#92Elmley shades13
#169Elvish delight1
#664Ent cider7
#73Ferrigno's Elixir of Power14
#111Feynman gate110
🥇French slippers1
#392Gaia beads4
#509Galapagosian Cuisses2
#520Garter of the Turtle Poacher2
#126General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket9
#1601Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#229Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer2
#606Go-Wassail22
#1441Green Clover of Justice1
#619Gummi-Gnauga2
#491Haunted Sorority House staff guide3
#48Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance30
#1143Heimandatz's heart1
#408Hollandaise helmet2
#95Ice-Cold Beer Ring1
#319Iiti Kitty phone charm7
#1241Imp Ale28
#209Inndya trading card1
#656Instant Karma6
#1036Jack-in-the-box2
#26Jarlsberg's earring40
#1283Jocko Homo's head1
#202Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet11
#84Jumbo Dr. Lucifer156
#51Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card3
#22Knob Goblin Uberpants38
#90Knob Goblin elite shirt95
#268Knob Goblin lunchbox5
#161Knob pasty3
#725Krakrox's Loincloth1
#669LED block1
🥇LWA ring1
#1063Let Me Be!1
#1826Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet10
#76Lord of the Flies-sized fries159
#138Loudmouth Larry Lamprey456
#723Lucky Surprise Egg1
#438Mace of the Tortoise1
#200Mad Train wine547
#263Mae West with a fly in it1
#401MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech21
#30Mariner's Friend cough drops51
#213McMillicancuddy's Special Lager17
#33Meleegraâ„¢ pills431
#150Mesmereyesâ„¢ contact lenses16
#90Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler34
#396Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#443Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#422Mob Penguin cellular phone48
#392Mob Penguin protection contract9
#260Monstar energy beverage22
#81Mr. Balloon2
#121Mr. Mediocrebar654
#192Nardz energy beverage3
#83Nayztameetjoo trading card2
#282Necrotelicomnicon2
#217Nightstalker perfume11
#44Now and Earlier135
#292Pasta Spoon of Peril1
#47Pick-O-Matic lockpicks46
#233Poison Oak trading card1
#175Prelude of Precision1
#266Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit1
#233Princess Rutabaga trading card1
#195Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket5
#44Ram's Face Lager2,433
#260Red Balloon of Valor1
#370Red Pill1
#448Red Rover BB gun6
#422Regular Cloaca Cola1
#253Retenez L'Herbe Paté7
#95Rock Pops571
#204Roo trading card1
#114SPF 451 lip balm20
#118Saccharine Maple pendant1
#714Safari Jack's moustache2
#2544Scalp of Gorgolok1
#324Schrödinger's thermos65
#202Senior Mints45
#486Silver Bullet beer2
#282Sinful Desires2
#261Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags3
#176Sneaky Pete's breath spray8
#19Snow Queen Crown1,024
#178Squat-Thrust Magazine2
#861St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket5
#57Steal This Candy79
#437Sugar Cog4
#172Super Magic Power Sword X1
#628Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita9
#803Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco1
#592Tales from the Fireside2
#850Tasty Fun Good rice candy34
#417The Big Book of Pirate Insults6
#82The Bomb1
#390The Cooler Out of Space4
#33The Necbromancer's Hat1
#28The Necbromancer's Shorts1
#38The Necbromancer's Stein1
#14The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff1
#77The Snake trading card2
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#215Thorny Toad trading card1
#349Thwaitgold woollybear statuette4
#574Tiki lighter1
#936Travels with Jerry1
#158Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#161Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#101Tuesday's ruby33
#143UV monocular1
#221Ultrasoldier Serum3
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
#495Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide21
#35Uncle Hobo's belt1
#29Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves1
#26Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants1
#26Uncle Hobo's stocking cap1
#12Underworld truncheon1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#249Uranium Omega of Temperance1
#1525Valentine6
#228Vaso De Agua trading card1
#1286Wand of Nagamar1
#204Wint-O-Fresh mint87
#227Woldo trading card1
#238Wolfman Nardz6
#499Workytime Tea3
#1117Yakisoba's hat1
#133Ye Olde Navy Fleece4
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#95Yummy Tummy bean2,445
#154Zim Merman's guitar5
#101abandoned candy19
#109adhesive tape dolly1
#91albatross necklace1
🥇all-year sucker1
#547ammonite fossil7
#66amulet of extreme plot significance336
#1006ancient unspeakable fruitcake6
#678anniversary balloon1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
🥈anniversary chutney sculpture2
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#185ant hoe2
#184ant rake2
#375antique bottle of cough syrup1
#721antique greaves2
#267antique hand mirror13
#743antique helmet2
#743antique shield2
#771antique spear2
#294armgun6
#56asbestos apron23
#181asbestos crossbow4
#478asbestos sword1
#306aspirin3
#495astral mushroom15
#364astronaut pants24
#692atomic vector plotter3
#49attention spanner4
#117awful poetry journal1,839
#35babycakes12
#378bacon bath ball2
#249baconstone30
#407baconstone pendant1
#2997badass belt15
#133badger badge1
#37bag of Cheat-Os843
#96bag of airline peanuts230
#117bag of lard10
#1217baggie of powdered sugar1
#225ball29
#246ball-in-a-cup1
#654banana peel1
#251banana supersucker1
#574banana-frosted king cake4
#401bananagate15
#166bargain flash powder5
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#23bark bracelet2
#59basic meat foon1
#663bat-shaped Crimboween cookie3
#1660battered Crimbo Crate1
#48battered hubcap21
#350bazookafish bubble gum2
#170beaten-up Chucks3
#113beer bomb445
#282beer bong8
#671beer helmet1
#117beer-a-pult1
#136beer-scented teddy bear5
#135beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar4
#354begpwnia2
#430beholed bedsheet2
#85bejeweled accordion strap3
#822bejeweled cufflinks2
#58bejeweled pledge pin198
#697belemnite fossil4
#522bell-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#241bellhop bell1
#631bi-lateral logic compressor3
#80big bad voodoo mask11
#271big bass drum3
#84big boom25
#196big rock7
#655bilge wine4
#312bindlestocking9
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#1016bit of clingfilm3
#197bite-me-red lipstick101
#114black candy heart129
#237black eyedrops3
#241black kettle drum3
#561black paisley oyster egg9
#114black plastic oyster egg32
#370black polka-dot oyster egg14
#812black snowcone1
#349black spot2
#431black striped oyster egg12
#59black velvet box14
#112black-and-blue light548
#6blackberry combat boots332
#12blackberry galoshes52
🥉blackberry moccasins190
#152blackberry polite1
#6blackberry slippers203
#198blended frozen swill with a fly in it1
#117blob of Alphredoâ„¢4
#924blob-shaped Crimbo cookie7
#355blood flower23
#472blue glowstick3
#563blue paisley oyster egg7
#123blue plasma ball517
#235blue plastic oyster egg21
#157blue polka-dot oyster egg20
🥈blue ribbon1
#396blue snowcone25
#761blue striped oyster egg6
🥈blue traffic cone1
#52blue-frosted astral cupcake32
#36bone and arrows1
#277bone meal1
#76bone spurs1
#61boneana hammock1
#63bonedanna1
#88booty chest charrrm132
#39booty chest charrrm bracelet4
#263booze-soaked cherry1
#52boozebomb1
#275borg sock monkey7
#770bottle of Blank-Out3
#23bottle of Mystic Shell45
#278bottle of Ooze-O2
#448bottle of alcohol4
#58bottle of antifreeze13
#34bottle of black cat tonic73
#469bottle of bubbles15
#1459bottle of goofballs16
#287bottle of pirate juice3
#256bottle of popskull9
#152bottle of rhinoceros hormones3
#386bottle of single-barrel whiskey3
#237bottle of ultravitamins2
#37bottled inspiration64
#266bouquet of circular saw blades5
#142bow staff1
#150bowlegged pants1
#134bowler1
#1595box of sunshine106
#203brick187
#1081brine6
#128briny vinegar1
#696broken cellular phone1
#110broken skull329
#40bronze breastplate49
#171brown plastic baby4
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#544buckyball9
#99bugbear detector1
#150bugbear purification pill1
#398bunch of bananas10
#407burnt flower1
#227burrowgrub hive1
#60burst hellseal brain239
#714cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar1
#44calavera concertina5
#57calle de miel with a fly in it5
#705can of Binarrrca12
#1890can of CRIMBCOLA2
#186can of Ghuol-B-Goneâ„¢3
#114can of Red Minotaur41
#18can of Swiller413
#546can of fake snow1
#396can of franks 'n' beans1
#18can of maces79
#39can of spinach46
#163can-can-in-a-can2
#297can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce29
#175candied bolts6
#67candied kobold88
#425candied nuts4
#57candied yam pinky ring1
#311candied yams29
#857candy brain1
#833candy cane44
#1063candy kneecapping stick3
#1030candy knuckles3
#240candy skeleton1
#1784candy stake4
#13cane-mail shirt2
#95cannonball charrrm114
#34cannonball charrrm bracelet4
#1241canteen of wine9
#233capacitor relay52
#155carbon nanotube frame92
#87carbonated soy milk111
#97caret2
#733cast8
#64cast-iron legacy paddle3
#234cement sandals4
#190chainsaw chain3
#89charged magnet1
#170cheap plastic bottle opener32
#137cheap studded belt455
#188cheap toaster10
#101chintzy disco ball pendant10
#198chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli1
#56chloroform rag90
#354chocolate bath ball2
#555chocolate cigar1
#70chocolate frosted sugar bomb1
#278chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses6
#284chocolate-covered scarab beetle7
#427chocolate-frosted king cake4
#341chopsticks11
#155chrome crossbow5
#254chrome helmet turtle1
#372chrome sword2
#774chunk of depleted Grimacite11
#263circular CRIMBCOOKIE5
#31clingfilm cap1
#40clingfilm slippers1
#34clingfilm trousers1
#46clockwork staff1
#70clockwork sword1
#126clown hammer195
#706club necklace10
#156clutch of dodecapede eggs2
#1222cocoa egg1
#176coconut bikini top1
#777cold ninja mask1
#122cold-filtered water1
#27cologne of contempt44
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#158colorful plastic ball400
#166colorful toad1
#593computronic processing unit4
#28concentrated cordial of concentration20
#383concentrated garbage juice2
#428concentrated magicalness pill3
🥉control crystal1
#115cool mushroom wine2
#93copper ha'penny charrrm104
#51copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet2
#124cordial of concentration3
#849cornuthaum1
#337corpse on the beach15
#424corpsedriver12
#421corpsetini12
#615corrupted data6
#41crazy little Turkish delight1,222
#113crotchety pants1
#102crude voodoo doll2
#456cruelty-free wine2
#223crusty hula hoop1
#64cursed cutlass1
#20cursed dirty joke scroll74
#42cursed eyepatch1
#66cursed piece of thirteen20
#148cursed scrunchie9
#34cursed voodoo skull68
#269cyborg doll7
#840cyborg stompin' boot3
#143cyclops eyedrops4
#110cymbal syrup140
#267daisy11
#119dead guy's watch84
#615deadly lampshade1
#142death blossom2
#618deck of tropical cards1
#98defective skull216
#73delicious noodles81
#822delicious salad30
#65demon skin359
#59dental pliers1
#46depantsing bomb181
#882diamond necklace8
#60diamond-studded cane191
#329didgeridooka9
#1404dill4
#127disco ball491
#126disco mask471
#497disease15
#187disembodied smile2
#101disintegrating quill pen143
#476disintegrating sheet music1
#225disintegrating spiky collar1
#538distilled fortified wine4
#126disturbing fanfic1,875
#154divine blowout220
#158divine can of silly string221
#358divine champagne flute11
#306divine champagne popper10
#190divine cracker46
#146divine noisemaker225
#495doll house10
#878dollhive6
#214donkey flipbook4
#59dope gangsta bling-bling18
#220double-barreled sling2
#79double-ice box1
#103double-ice britches1
#170double-ice cap1
#78drab sonata119
#103dreadlock whip36
#183drum of pomade8
#467drywall axe28
#275duck-on-a-string9
#976duct tape22
#81duct tape buckler1
#93duct tape fedora1
#233duct tape sword1
#256duct tape wallet1
#19dungeoneer's dungarees130
#1576dusty Crimbo crate1
#472dusty bottle of Marsala24
#506dusty bottle of Merlot23
#534dusty bottle of Muscat17
#833dusty bottle of Pinot Noir4
#802dusty bottle of Port5
#1016dusty bottle of Zinfandel1
#87dwarf bread66
#425dwarvish magazine1
#11eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest324
#1642easter egg balloon14
#159effluvious emerald9
#570eggnog31
#162electrical thingamabob84
#541elven limbos gingerbread25
#997elven cellocello20
#413elven moonshine27
#1136elven socks2
#793elven suicide capsule23
#1117empty Cloaca-Cola bottle1
#90empty blowgun29
#138enchanted toothpick10
#116encoder ring163
#159energy drink IV29
#99ennui-flavored potato chips576
#74enormous hoop earring21
#549evil googly eye8
#452evil teddy bear30
#55exploding hacky-sack69
#111explosion-flavored chewing gum212
#74extra-large palm-frond toupee2
#162extra-potent gremlin mutagen1
#141extra-see-thru nightie4
#78extremely skinny jeans11
#1016eye of newt1
#34eyedrops of the ocelot24
#592facsimile dictionary16
#197fake blood6
#121fake fake vomit219
#109fake hand225
#422fake plastic grass4
#124fancy ball mask1
#672fancy but probably evil chocolate10
#325fancy chocolate9
#411fancy chocolate car7
#263fancy dress ball55
#809fancy opera glasses2
#570fancy seashell necklace1
#318fat stacks of cash32
#159felt47
#1426festive holiday hat1
#525festive sausage4
#634filth-encrusted futon1
#1000filthy corduroys1
#324filthy hippy poncho1
#970filthy knitted dread sack1
#119filthy poultice91
#197fire31
#359[2426]fire flower3
#308fire poi6
#498flamin' bindle1
#886flaming mushroom1
#145flaming mushroom wine3
#305flashing novelty button4
#91flat mushroom wine2
#119flavored foot massage oil522
#164floaty inverse geode1
#15floaty rock4
#65flowing hippy skirt17
#111foam dart522
#231foam noodle5
#463fortune cookie1
#149freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini3
#149freezerburned ice cube2
#369frigid fudgepuck7
#91frilly shirt7
#826frozen mushroom1
#52frozen nunchaku80
#1421fruitcake10
#57fruitfilm19
#377fudge bunny1
#565fudge lily5
#62fudge pocket square1
#324funhouse mirror1
#158funky brass fez1
#65funky dried mushroom183
#410fuzzy dice11
#477fuzzy earmuffs2
#610fuzzy montera1
#948garish pinky ring1
#81gas balloon165
#563gator skin2
#98gauze garter306
#183gauze shorts1
#697gearbox necklace1
#209ghost protocol3
#265ghost trap4
#316ghostly body paint12
#99ghuol egg280
#297ghuol egg quiche5
#116ghuol guolash105
#814giant discarded bottlecap5
#184giant discarded plastic fork46
#407giant discarded torn-up glove11
#135giant driftwood sculpture1
#115giant giant moth dust3
#130giant glass of brandy4
#136giant jar of protein powder4
#13giant pinky ring749
#150gift-a-pult3
#1857gingerbread bugbear7
#790gingerbread horror8
#608gingerbread house1
#2418gingerbread mutant bugbear2
#209gingham blouse1
#134glacial sapphire6
#230glittery mascara2
#123glob of spoiled mayo3
#278gloomy black mushroom12
#268gloomy mushroom wine2
#225glow-in-the-dark dart gun1
#152glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub1
#56gnatwing229
#155gnauga hide buckler1
#134gnoll-tooth necklace2
#572goatskin umbrella1
#518golden ring43
#697googly eye19
#151goth kid t-shirt39
#70grape troll doll1
#222grass blade1
#193grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#144grave robbing shovel14
#1203gray bow tie2
#394green balloon6
#374green beer37
#768green candy heart6
#430green glowstick4
#906green gummi ingot4
#158green smoke bomb17
#744green snowcone2
🥈green traffic cone1
#42green-frosted astral cupcake38
#199grouchy restless spirit130
#1548grue egg16
#188grumpy old man charrrm21
#391grungy bandana1
#368grungy flannel shirt1
#82gummi ammonite3
#106gummi belemnite2
#83gummi trilobite3
#231guy made of bee pollen14
#339gyroscope9
#181half-rotten brain4
#290hamethyst27
#139hand grenegg1
#93handful of Crotchety Pine needles2
#190handful of Laughing Willow bark1
#2692handful of confetti10
#176handful of crafty noodles2
#286handful of hand chalk118
#236handmade hobby horse1
#246happiness10
#197headhunter necktie3
#380heart necklace17
#1082heart of the volcano4
#53hellseal claw680
#40hellseal whisker632
#209helmet turtle385
#267herbal stuffing29
#969herringcello20
#439hideous egg5
#702high-resistance ultrapolymer plating3
#147hipposkin poncho1
#217hippy bongo3
#114hippy medical kit55
#64hippy protest button122
#556holiday cheese log3
#17homeopathic healing powder29
#137hot pink lipstick7
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#279yellow candygram2
#1799yellow paisley oyster egg1
#98yellow plastic oyster egg40
#881yellow polka-dot oyster egg2
#111yellow snowcone233
#619yellow striped oyster egg4
🥇yield shield1
#124yo68
#232yo-yo133
#277zombie pineal gland16

Wow, that's 93,281 items total!

what items are this player missing?