SpiderVeins McGee

RankItemQuantity
#255A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes4
#225A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 61
#401ASCII shirt4
#274Alice's Army Alchemist1
#224Alice's Army Cleric1
#231Alice's Army Coward1
#205Alice's Army Guard2
#227Alice's Army Horseman1
#262Alice's Army Mad Bomber1
#255Alice's Army Ninja1
#205Alice's Army Nurse2
#259Alice's Army Page1
#216Alice's Army Shieldmaiden2
#251Alice's Army Spearsman1
#257Alice's Army Swordsman1
#785Asleep in the Cemetery2
#614Bash-Ōs boxtop1
#562Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook2
#440Blackfly Chardonnay5
#814Blizzards I Have Died In1
#1679Bonerdagon necklace3
#170Boris's key lime2
#668Boris's ring2
#1674Boss Bat bling1
#676Brimstone Chicken Sandwich5
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#110C.H.U.M. knife8
#82C.H.U.M. lantern2
#1265CRIMBCO mug5
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#145Chorale of Companionship1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#232Connery's Elixir of Audacity1
#1199Corpse Island iced tea3
#2374Crimboween memo1
#316Daffy Taffy103
#534Danglin' Chad's loincloth1
#724Double Bacon Beelzeburger4
#999Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues2
#991Dyspepsi-Cola helmet2
#956Dyspepsi-Cola shield2
#92Earring of Fire1
#498Elfin shortbread1
#172Ent cider81
🥇French slippers1
#214Frosty's old silk hat1
#778Galapagosian Cuisses1
#788Garter of the Turtle Poacher1
#440General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket1
#669Hodgman's blanket1
#133Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times1
#44Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics2
#95Ice-Cold Beer Ring1
#333Imp Ale605
#209Inndya trading card1
#432Jarlsberg's earring3
#396Jarlsberg's key lime pie1
#399Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet4
#447Jumbo Dr. Lucifer16
#227Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card1
#463Knob Goblin lunchbox2
#706Knob mushroom2
#342Knob pasty1
#418Knob sausage6
#352Knob stuffed shells1
#388Knoll mushroom25
#234Knoll shroomkabob6
#111Knoll stir-fry1
#481LED block2
#372Mad Train wine267
#294Manetwich2
#559Maxing, Relaxing2
#202Meat detector3
#164Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler24
#462Mr. Joe's bangles2
#514Mr. Mediocrebar104
#246Nayztameetjoo trading card1
#179Oil of Parrrlay16
#626Ol' Scratch's salad fork1
#1600Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster2
#66Pendant of Fire1
#233Poison Oak trading card1
#98Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit5
#233Princess Rutabaga trading card1
#63Putrid Pendant1
#211Ralph IX cognac1
#100Ring of the Sewer Snake1
#481Rock Pops111
#174SPF 451 lip balm14
#313Sneaky Pete's key lime pie2
#183Swabbie™ swab21
#937Tales from the Fireside1
#136The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder1
#298The Big Book of Pirate Insults11
#217The Grand Poo-Bah trading card1
#101The Ring1
#208The Snake trading card1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#197Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste25
#161Travels with Jerry6
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
#328Wand of Nagamar17
#581Yummy Tummy bean345
#1230abominable snowcone2
#260accidental cider5
#525acoustic guitarrr5
#127all-purpose cleaner83
#953amulet of extreme plot significance5
#190ancient frozen dinner12
#489ancient protein powder4
#89ancient spice51
#58ancient turtle shell helmet1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#570annoying pitchfork4
#128ant pick3
#166ant pitchfork2
#283ant rake1
#260ant sickle1
#887antique greaves1
#897antique helmet1
#906antique shield1
#948antique spear1
#408around the world2
#487arrrgyle socks4
#358bätzle1
#430balaclava1
#525ballroom blintz2
#217barbed-wire fence30
#684barrrnacle20
#358bat wing36
#1662battered Crimbo Crate1
#268beaten-up Chucks2
#643bed of coals1
#402beer bomb43
#146beer helmet58
#355beertini5
#175bejeweled pledge pin47
#79bellhop bell8
#1005big red clown nose1
#256bilge wine80
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#314bird rib2
#411bit of clingfilm10
#193black eyedrops4
#351black forest cake7
#234black forest ham10
#694black greaves1
#695black helmet1
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#295black pepper7
#412black pixel49
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#452black polka-dot oyster egg11
#523black pudding2
#667black shield1
#747black striped oyster egg7
#727black sword1
#406blackberry14
#924blob-shaped Crimbo cookie7
#874bloody beer2
#964bloody clown pants1
#266bloody mary7
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#914blue pixel17
#1032blue plastic oyster egg4
#840blue polka-dot oyster egg5
#443blue snowcone16
#83blue suede shoes1
#610blue-frosted astral cupcake1
#333blundarrrbus1
#242boilermaker1
#213bone collar1
#265booty chest charrrm27
#105bottle of Definit30
#96bottle of Domesticated Turkey40
#194bottle of Jorge Sinsonte10
#150bottle of Mystic Shell6
#84bottle of Pete's Sake10
#463bottle of Pinot Renoir2
#320bottle of Vangoghbitussin2
#373bottle of alcohol6
#219bottle of cooking sherry8
#874bottle of gin7
#288bottle of pirate juice3
#360bottle of popskull5
#1108bottle of rum9
#734bottle of tequila14
#541bottle of vodka21
#550bottle of whiskey47
#133bottle opener belt buckle37
#38bounty-hunting helmet1
#38bounty-hunting rifle1
#728bowl of cottage cheese10
#570bowl of fishysoisse1
#6257box of sunshine3
#180box-in-the-box-in-the-box1
#185boxed champagne10
#193brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings12
#231brass stinger2
#181buoybottoms5
#1205can of Binarrrca5
#178can of spinach11
#30can of starch8
#1464can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce5
#1281candied yams6
#229cannonball charrrm31
#1749canteen of wine1
#173carob brownies1
#526carob chunk cookies2
#376carob chunk noodles4
#244cat appendix17
#198catgut54
#1344cheap elven gloves1
#545chintzy disco ball pendant1
#328chintzy noodle ring2
#321chintzy saucepan earring2
#576chintzy seal pendant1
#403chloroform rag4
#193chocolate filthy lucre38
#185chocolate spurs4
#301chorizo brownies6
#372chorizo taco9
#798clown shoes1
#1634club necklace4
#268cocktail napkin15
#248cold hi mein1
#777cold ninja mask1
#75cold nuggets70
#529comfy coffin2
#262cool mushroom10
#200cool mushroom wine1
#209copper ha'penny charrrm41
#568corncob pipe1
#897corpse on the beach5
#736corpsedriver6
#1811corpsetini1
#362costume sword1
#441cranberries49
#950crazy little Turkish delight1
#307cream stout9
#235creamsicle13
#541crowbarrr2
#200cube of billiard chalk1
#443cup of infinite pencils2
#161curmudgel9
#308cursed black pearl onion4
#494cursed bottle of black-label rum1
#347cursed bottle of rum3
#322cursed cannonball2
#313cursed dirty joke scroll3
#327cursed sea biscuit3
#840cyborg stompin' boot3
#194cyclops eyedrops2
#444dehydrated caviar6
#1604delicious salad3
#347depantsing bomb8
#551desiccated apricot4
#93dew yoana lei1
#1957diamond necklace3
#50diamond-studded fronts6
#379digital key lime pie1
#335dire fudgesicle3
#532disbelief suspenders1
#640disco ball39
#262disco mask171
#219disease72
#276displaced fish16
#190distilled fortified wine14
#414donkey flipbook2
#266dry martini1
#377dry noodles268
#213dry vodka martini1
#291duct tape139
#325dusty bottle of Marsala52
#320dusty bottle of Merlot62
#310dusty bottle of Muscat57
#328dusty bottle of Pinot Noir54
#345dusty bottle of Port57
#257dusty bottle of Zinfandel75
#229eXtreme nose ring1
#5139easter egg balloon1
#504effluvious emerald1
#1811elven limbos gingerbread1
#1586elven moonshine1
#617elven socks7
#1481enchanted leopard-print barbell2
#350enormous belt buckle8
#254especially salty dog1
#199extra-large palm-frond toupee1
#81eye of newt210
#255eye-pod2
#70eyepatch209
#869facsimile dictionary9
#507fake blood2
#136fancy schmancy cheese sauce1
#2007felt2
#968festive holiday hat3
#129fetid feather84
#409figurine of a shadowy seal2
#99figurine of a sleek seal21
#312figurine of a slippery seal5
#297figurine of a stinking seal7
#191filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")14
#439filth-encrusted futon2
#972filthy knitted dread sack1
#1010filthy lucre26
#743fine wine2
#220[2426]fire flower5
#203fish-liver oil87
#339flamin' bindle2
#166flaming feather84
#370flaming mushroom7
#360flaregun34
#168flat mushroom wine1
#158flirtatious feather51
#861flute of flat champagne1
#793foolscap fool's cap1
#70foon of fulmination1
#251frat brats2
#100freezerburned ice cube3
#460freezin' bindle1
#1033friendly cheez blob2
#208frightful feather52
#402frigid air mattress2
#501frigid mote1
#576frozen Mob Penguin1
#153frozen feather86
#479frozen mushroom4
#2871fruitcake2
#394garish pinky ring11
#262gas balloon29
#68gator skin116
#444gearbox necklace2
#231ghuol egg quiche8
#441ghuol guolash14
#568giant designer sunglasses6
#1187giant pinky ring9
#110gilded ancient cursed key2
#1883gingerbread mutant bugbear3
#383glacial sapphire1
#155gnauga hide buckler1
#149gnauga hide chaps1
#203gnauga hide whip1
#296gnocchetti di Nietzsche1
#363goat cheese51
#396goat cheese pizza16
#221gold lamé pants3
#2526golden ring6
#2190googly eye2
#328grassy cutlass2
#899gray bow tie5
#574green candy heart15
#515green snowcone10
#96grog30
#461grouchy restless spirit15
#193grumpy old man charrrm20
#103grumpy old man charrrm bracelet1
#259grungy bandana3
#218grungy flannel shirt3
#376guy made of bee pollen7
#401half-rotten brain1
#954hamethyst8
#138hand grenegg1
#2056handful of confetti16
#111handful of nuts and berries92
#180handful of sawdust43
#263handful of walnuts9
#387hellion cube13
#494helmet turtle82
#865herb brownies6
#1515herbal stuffing4
#266hot hi mein1
#95hot nuggets62
#358hot pink lipstick1
#534hot wing80
#156hypodermic needle10
#160iGoogly158
#965ice-cold Sir Schlitz36
#796ice-cold Willer29
#783ice-cold fotie11
#325iced-out bling1
#23icicle katana6
#426icy-hot katana1
#594immense cyborg hand7
#977irradiated candy cane5
#201irradiated pet snacks1
#531kick-ass kicks1
#1625killing feather29
#168knob ka-bobs9
#1110knuckle sandwich8
#311laser-broiled pear25
#619lavender candy heart13
#838lavender paisley oyster egg4
#492lavender plastic oyster egg8
#166lead necklace58
#616leftovers of indeterminate origin1
#439leotarrrd3
#404lihc eye pie4
#198lime76
#128lion oil13
#138long pork20
#377los chinos1
#79lychee chuhai1
#41magnifying glass12
#248makeshift cape1
#171makeshift skirt1
#181makeshift turban1
#131many-eyed glasses12
#189mariachi pants121
#1293mauve paisley oyster egg2
#1551mauve plastic oyster egg2
#331meat vortex120
#89meatcar model6
#629megatofu1
#32menudo ravioli59
#20metallic foil bow2
#7metallic foil radar dish12
#480mind flayer corpse13
#314mixed wildflower greens1
#281molotov cocktail cocktail13
#163moonglasses4
#378mushroom pizza1
#202nanite-infested candy cane82
#66nanite-infested eggnog57
#55nanite-infested fruitcake70
#145nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear26
#119nanofiber cloth55
#858ninja hot pants1
#373off-white paisley oyster egg6
#722off-white polka-dot oyster egg4
#630off-white striped oyster egg4
🥇old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie1
#45olive stir-fry10
#442orange candy heart52
#431orange snowcone22
#179ornate ancient cursed key1
#70overclocked avian microprocessor1
#239oversized fish scaler13
#506oyster basket8
#805pack of KWE trading card4
#189palm-frond capris1
#205palm-frond toupee3
#213palm-frond whip1
#324papaya61
#209papaya sling8
#620papaya slung1
#538papaya taco1
#288pasta spoon104
#119patent antipsychotics6
#1141patent leather shoes2
#963penguin thesaurus5
#688pink candy heart10
#158pink candygram3
#387pink-frosted astral cupcake2
#524pirate pelvis3
#288pixel hat1
#162pixel pants1
#211pixel sword1
#2047pixellated candy heart1
#428plain pizza1
#196pointy mushroom wine1
#359polka-dot bow tie1
#327poltergeist-in-the-jar-o2
#513polyalloy shield7
#120prosthetic forehead12
#1287puce paisley oyster egg2
#410puce plastic oyster egg9
#755puce polka-dot oyster egg5
#754puce striped oyster egg3
#465purple snowcone20
#646purple-frosted astral cupcake1
#309radio button candy3
#392rat appendix16
#112ratini14
#223ravioli della hippy1
#444ravioli hat52
#871really dense meat stack6
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#212red pixel70
#807red striped oyster egg3
#144redrum14
#367ring of adornment1
#571ring of aggravate monster8
#352ring of cold resistance1
#376ring of conflict1
#338ring of fire resistance1
#341ring of gain strength1
#482ring of half-assed regeneration6
#272ring of increase damage2
#2422rogue swarmer10
#220rum barrel charrrm7
#749rusty chain necklace2
#337safarrri hat5
#117salamander spleen156
#320salty slug4
#1271sandwich of the gods4
#187saucepan380
#533sawblade fragment67
#372scrumptious reagent222
#245seal-clubbing club207
#143seal-skull helmet174
#368shimmering rainbow sand1
#1243shiny ring15
#307shot of flower schnapps1
#195shrinking powder2
#250silver tongue charrrm27
#221skewer-mounted razor blade6
#35sleaze nuggets137
#13sleazy and sour sauce20
#232sleazy hi mein1
#148smudged alchemical recipe3
#1091solid gold bowling ball11
#3320spade necklace1
#667spark plug earring1
#465spices38
#366spider web123
#198spooky hi mein2
#392spooky hockey mask4
#234spooky mushroom wine1
#74spooky nuggets71
#171squashed frog124
#672stained mattress1
#175star key lime1
#338star key lime pie1
#114stench nuggets47
#943stick of "gum"1
#493stinkin' bindle1
#231stinky hi mein1
#250stinky mushroom wine1
#391stolen accordion107
#3139stuffed Baron von Ratsworth1
#4853stuffed Cheshire bitten7
#409stuffed Hodgman1
#3181stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech14
#2923stuffed Meat2
#3995stuffed angry cow10
#3763stuffed astral badger11
#3405stuffed baby gravy fairy13
#2131stuffed cocoabo23
#4308stuffed flaming gravy fairy9
#2952stuffed frozen gravy fairy16
#3419stuffed hand turkey13
#2530stuffed key2
#3375stuffed mind flayer13
#3072stuffed mink1
#2797stuffed monocle3
#4050stuffed scary death orb10
#3051stuffed sleazy gravy fairy15
#3458stuffed snowy owl12
#3601stuffed spooky gravy fairy12
#3042stuffed spooky mushroom1
#3049stuffed stinky gravy fairy15
#3137stuffed teddy butler1
#3108stuffed tin of caviar1
#2704stuffed treasure chest1
#3388stuffed undead elbow macaroni13
#86sucky decal16
#644sunken chest12
#207superamplified boom box1
#297swashbuckling pants16
#90synthetic stuffing177
#264targeting chip2
#281tarrrnish charrrm9
#140teeny-tiny magic scroll5
#135theoretical string187
#285tin cup of mulligan stew4
#120tiny Mountie hat5
#116tiny balloon knife6
#26tiny bindle3
#122tiny knife and fork5
#89tiny maracas8
#955tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf8
#501tiny plastic Axe Wound14
#1175tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth4
#3176tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#949tiny plastic Black Knight8
#515tiny plastic Bonerdagon9
#941tiny plastic Boss Bat5
#4913tiny plastic Cheshire bat3
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#1250tiny plastic G Imp6
#738tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser10
#1079tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester7
#945tiny plastic Hellion8
#1758tiny plastic Iiti Kitty4
#1490tiny plastic Knob Goblin King3
#2195tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter3
#833tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl9
#1761tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist4
#1453tiny plastic Knott Yeti5
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#1756tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy4
#1065tiny plastic Protagonist7
#2120tiny plastic Spam Witch3
#821tiny plastic Spunky Princess9
#2056tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski2
#914tiny plastic The Man5
#834tiny plastic Trouser Snake9
#1226tiny plastic XXX pr0n6
#2624tiny plastic accordion thief2
#948tiny plastic angry bugbear8
#4841tiny plastic angry goat3
#1742tiny plastic anime smiley4
#1070tiny plastic apathetic lizardman7
#2802tiny plastic astronomer2
#6167tiny plastic baby gravy fairy2
#3315tiny plastic barrrnacle5
#805tiny plastic beanbat9
#2859tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball6
#1780tiny plastic blooper4
#1077tiny plastic brainsweeper7
#1447tiny plastic briefcase bat5
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#3316tiny plastic cocoabo5
#3298tiny plastic coffee pixie5
#3175tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#1069tiny plastic cubist bull7
#924tiny plastic demoninja8
#2159tiny plastic drunk goat3
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#735tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus10
#656tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker11
#718tiny plastic fluffy bunny10
#1210tiny plastic fruit golem6
#4883tiny plastic fuzzy dice3
#4857tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick3
#6153tiny plastic ghuol whelp2
#2135tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers3
#2164tiny plastic goth giant3
#4810tiny plastic grue3
#1051tiny plastic handsome mariachi7
#2707tiny plastic hermit2
#6148tiny plastic howling balloon monkey2
#2461tiny plastic killer bee7
#2184tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box3
#3333tiny plastic leprechaun5
#8100tiny plastic levitating potato1
#911tiny plastic lobsterfrogman8
#2231tiny plastic mosquito8
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#2153tiny plastic ninja snowman3
#4345tiny plastic pastamancer1
#3302tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime5
#1464tiny plastic scary clown5
#1319tiny plastic seal clubber4
#923tiny plastic senile lihc8
#2158tiny plastic smarmy pirate3
#1050tiny plastic spiny skelelton7
#4010tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton4
#664tiny plastic spooky vampire11
#8158tiny plastic stab bat1
#4016tiny plastic star starfish4
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#1243tiny plastic taco cat6
#810tiny plastic topiary golem9
#1067tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni7
#1074tiny plastic warwelf7
#930tiny plastic whitesnake8
#2166tiny plastic zmobie3
#190tiny shaker of salt11
#255tip jar4
#846toast837
#135tofu wonton1
#1239tofurkey gravy6
#1009tofurkey leg8
#386tomato daiquiri3
#142toy hoverpad166
#229true grit11
#47tuning fork5
#457turtle totem83
#417unearthly onyx1
#2122unstable DNA3
#175unstable laser battery106
#1062vibrating cyborg knife7
#224vinegar-soaked lemon slice80
#219vitachoconutriment capsule23
#687walrus-tusk earring1
#406white Canadian6
#463white candy heart39
#397white chocolate and tomato pizza5
#261white pixel146
#399witty rapier4
#332woven baling wire bracelets3
#333wreath of laurels2
#587wrench bracelet4
#336yellow brick road1
#1377yellow candy heart1
#740yellow glowstick1
#662yellow paisley oyster egg4
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1
#478yohohoyo2

Wow, that's 12,981 items total!

what items are this player missing?