Museum :: EarWaxMax

EarWaxMax

Rank	Item	Quantity
#119	"DRINK ME" potion	352
#138	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	13
#395	1-ball	12
#69	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	194
#1424	2-ball	1
#1076	3-ball	2
#108	30669 scroll	102
#68	33398 scroll	434
#591	334 scroll	5
#187	37x37x37 puzzle cube	3
#742	4-ball	4
#65	4-d camera	5
#156	4-dimensional guitar	14
#73	4:20 bomb	2
#644	5-ball	5
#480	6-ball	9
#190	64067 scroll	2
#319	668 scroll	2
#352	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	8
#566	7-ball	7
#616	8-ball	30
#621	9-ball	1
#53	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	4
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#215	ASCII shirt	10
#59	Alewife™ Ale	52
#271	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#225	Angry Farmer candy	663
#154	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	9
#241	Atomic Comic	2
#41	Atomic Pop	39
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#733	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#258	BGE merchandise order form	16
#363	BGE pocket calendar	2
#454	BGE temporary tattoo	2
#316	BGE tiny plastic toy	4
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#68	BRICKO hat	1
#64	BRICKO pants	1
#150	Barulio's bottle	1
#290	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#371	Bit O' Ectoplasm	6
#130	Black No. 2	91
#96	Blatantly Canadian	67
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#66	Bohemian rhapsody	12
#184	Boozehounds Anonymous token	4
#1057	Bulky Buddy Box	2
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#132	C.H.U.M. knife	7
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#141	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	6
#76	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	6
#78	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	6
#76	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	6
#76	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	6
#250	CRIMBCO lanyard	2
#917	CRIMBCO mug	10
#819	CRIMBCO wine	9
#288	CRIMBCOIDS mints	8
#1189	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#324	Cherry Cloaca Cola	3
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#219	Chori Zo trading card	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#1151	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#904	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#191	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	2
#369	Cold Hots candy	15
#209	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	2
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#688	Corpse Island iced tea	7
#194	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	26
#301	Crimbo candied pecan	42
#297	Crimbo fudge	44
#325	Crimbo peppermint bark	38
#751	Crimbo pie	1
#60	Crimbo salad	8
#239	Crimbo wreath	3
#176	Crimbojito	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#2330	Crimbuck	12
#4246	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#137	DNOTC Box	3
#184	Daffy Taffy	177
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#306	Diet Cloaca Cola	3
#1697	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#201	Divine	3
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#410	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	13
#118	Dogsgotnonoz pills	2
#1495	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#2025	Drowsy Sword	3
#51	Drunken Neurologist	1
#119	Dyspepsi-Cola	648
#1404	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1415	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#955	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	2
#177	Eau de Guaneau	3
#269	Ecto-Cooler	4
#76	El Vibrato power sphere	22
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#102	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	7
#75	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	9
#153	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	2
#156	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	2
#143	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	3
#48	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	7
#147	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	7
#189	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	4
#179	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	3
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#497	Elfin shortbread	1
#345	Elmley shades	2
#104	Elvish delight	3
#875	Ent cider	3
#760	FDKOL commendation	13
#198	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	65
#195	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	2
#206	Frat Army FGF	22
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#37	GOTO	99
#87	Gaia beads	59
#775	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#220	Game Grid ticket	9
#140	Game Grid token	16
#784	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#185	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#267	Gnollish flyswatter	11
#111	Gnollish pie server	17
#249	Gnollish plunger	11
#161	Gnollish slotted spoon	13
#125	Gnollish toolbox	55
#726	Go-Wassail	12
#78	Good 'n' Slimy	2
#685	Goodfella contract	12
#1436	Green Clover of Justice	1
#456	Gummi-Gnauga	4
#127	Hippy Army MPE	96
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#405	Hollandaise helmet	2
#175	Iiti Kitty phone charm	20
#917	Imp Ale	77
#609	Instant Karma	7
#613	Jack-in-the-box	8
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#570	Jarlsberg's earring	2
#375	Jocko Homo's head	5
#459	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	3
#356	Kissin' Cousins	3
#150	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	3
#278	Knob Goblin firecracker	75
#158	Knob Goblin love potion	102
#162	Knob Goblin lunchbox	10
#100	Knob Goblin melon baller	34
#366	Knob Goblin pants	26
#301	Knob Goblin scimitar	40
#212	Knob Goblin seltzer	95
#199	Knob Goblin spatula	77
#286	Knob Goblin superseltzer	23
#362	Knob Goblin tongs	31
#265	Knob Goblin visor	23
#71	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	4
#93	Knob jelly donut	3
#128	Knob lo mein	2
#243	Knob mushroom	42
#192	Knob stroganoff	1
#278	Knob stuffed shells	2
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#3359	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	2
#593	Lucky Surprise Egg	3
#1199	M-242	1
#400	Manetwich	1
#259	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#47	Maxing, Relaxing	11
#339	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	6
#137	Mer-kin fastjuice	2
#172	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
#157	Mer-kin killscroll	2
#131	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#108	Mer-kin takebag	4
#126	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	29
#167	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	551
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#231	Mohawk wig	53
#90	Mon Tiki	23
#225	Monstar energy beverage	33
#553	Mountain Stream soda	18
#157	ND	1
#374	NG	1
#40	Nardz energy beverage	32
#282	Necrotelicomnicon	2
#120	Neuromancer	9
#427	Newbiesport™ tent	2
#213	Nuclear Blastball	2
#188	Oil of Parrrlay	13
#110	PADL Phone	150
#237	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	1
#122	Penultimate Fantasy chest	348
#105	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	15
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#772	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#589	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#808	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#772	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#563	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#774	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#893	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#666	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	2
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#863	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#885	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#129	Polka Pop	5
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#370	Red Pill	1
#252	Regular Cloaca Cola	4
#1461	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#685	Rock Pops	76
#204	Roo trading card	1
#545	SPF 451 lip balm	3
#1068	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#348	Senior Mints	16
#470	Sinful Desires	1
#614	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#60	Spooky Surprise Egg	269
#337	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	2
#559	Sugar Cog	2
#946	Summer Nights	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#302	Supernova Champagne	13
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#592	Tales from the Fireside	2
#670	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	3
#788	The Joy of Wassailing	2
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#1376	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	2
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#575	Tiki lighter	1
#394	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	4
#932	Travels with Jerry	1
#319	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	1
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#362	Tuesday's ruby	5
#338	Typical Tavern swill	12
#328	Ultrasoldier Serum	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#706	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	7
#41	Underworld sapling	1
#2403	Valentine	1
#33	Vivian's Vitamin	1
#236	WA	1
#1038	Warm Subject gift certificate	2
#104	White Hyborian	1
#276	Wint-O-Fresh mint	52
#232	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	5
#612	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#157	a butt tuba	8
#245	a little sump'm sump'm	11
#333	abandoned candy	1
#26	abominable blubber	110
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#385	accidental cider	2
#85	acid-squirting flower	74
#583	acoustic guitarrr	4
#111	adder	12
#104	adder bladder	153
#138	aerated diving helmet	1
#65	agua de vida	131
#357	all-purpose cleaner	11
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#274	alphabet gum	6
#42	amber aviator shades	6
#30	ammonite candy mold	10
#1018	ammonite fossil	1
#723	amulet of extreme plot significance	10
#217	ancient Magi-Wipes	33
#218	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#352	ancient frozen dinner	5
#145	ancient protein powder	48
#206	ancient spice	12
#213	ancient stone fist	2
#163	ancient stone head	4
#216	ancient vinyl coin purse	26
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#478	anniversary gift box	7
#324	annoying pitchfork	9
#280	ant agonist	10
#183	ant hoe	2
#165	ant pick	2
#250	ant pitchfork	1
#281	ant rake	1
#258	ant sickle	1
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#1063	anticheese	1
#198	antique bottle of cough syrup	3
#541	antique greaves	6
#731	antique hand mirror	1
#587	antique helmet	5
#146	antique packet of ketchup	13
#179	antique shield	60
#606	antique spear	5
#167	armgun	20
#164	arrowgram	7
#553	arrrgyle socks	3
#288	asbestos crossbow	2
#478	asbestos sword	1
#170	asbestos sword hilt	1
#172	asparagus knife	64
#139	asparagus lo mein	1
#79	asparagus stir-fry	3
#468	asshat	2
#306	astral mushroom	35
#92	attorney's badge	13
#391	awful poetry journal	306
#357	bätzle	1
#74	baby cuddlefish	3
#620	baby killer bee	15
#149	bacon bath ball	7
#6544	badass belt	2
#103	badass pie	1
#287	bag of Cheat-Os	34
#191	bag of lard	6
#858	baggie of powdered sugar	8
#72	balaclava	15
#95	balaclava baklava	56
#704	ball	9
#394	ballroom blintz	5
#331	banana	16
#410	banana peel	6
#159	banana supersucker	3
#755	bananagate	4
#169	bar skin	85
#305	bargain flash powder	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#1459	barrrnacle	4
#119	baseball	73
#344	bat guano	34
#248	bat wing	67
#169	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#430	batblade	5
#342	batgut	83
#691	battered Crimbo Crate	12
#349	bazookafish bubble gum	2
#120	beach glass bead	64
#268	beaten-up Chucks	2
#293	bed of coals	3
#183	beefy fish meat	2
#294	beer bomb	98
#122	beer bong	38
#171	beer cartilage	1
#26	beer goggles	54
#133	beer helmet	65
#540	beer lens	2
#240	beer-scented teddy bear	2
#26	beer-soaked mop	87
#312	beertini	6
#135	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	4
#157	bejeweled pledge pin	54
#18	belemnite candy mold	13
#975	belemnite fossil	1
#205	big bad voodoo mask	3
#70	big bass drum	43
#14	big boom	210
#103	big red clown nose	111
#113	big slimy cyst	1
#236	bilge wine	90
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#1018	bit of clingfilm	3
#174	bit-o-cactus	24
#544	bite-me-red lipstick	2
#237	black eyedrops	3
#111	black forest cake	61
#71	black greaves	59
#51	black helmet	77
#289	black kettle drum	2
#508	black paisley oyster egg	10
#44	black plastic oyster egg	70
#1000	black polka-dot oyster egg	4
#57	black shield	71
#137	black snake skin	74
#812	black snowcone	1
#462	black spot	1
#659	black striped oyster egg	8
#67	black sword	67
#269	black velvet box	1
#246	blank fudge mold	1
#206	blind-packed capsule toy	58
#326	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	8
#690	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	10
#87	bloody clown pants	122
#176	blue class ring	23
#1031	blue plastic oyster egg	4
#365	blue polka-dot oyster egg	11
#76	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#513	blue striped oyster egg	9
#610	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#223	blundarrrbus	2
#212	bone collar	1
#136	bone flute	17
#665	bone rattle	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#226	booty chest charrrm	37
#142	booze-soaked cherry	3
#499	borg sock monkey	3
#136	borrowed time	2
#954	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#458	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#152	bottle of alcohol	34
#105	bottle of antifreeze	9
#562	bottle of bubbles	8
#287	bottle of fire	12
#2995	bottle of goofballs	5
#681	bottle of pirate juice	1
#266	bottle of realpagne	1
#154	bottle of ultravitamins	4
#118	bottle opener belt buckle	43
#316	bottled inspiration	1
#209	boulder	10
#334	bowl of cottage cheese	66
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#289	bowl of lucky charms	2
#82	box of Familiar Jacks	4
#204	box of Pokëmann band-aids	1
#6254	box of sunshine	3
#990	boxed wine	5
#453	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#29	brass crank handle	1
#214	breaded beer	3
#231	breath mint	1
#2703	brick	1
#359	briefcase	12
#25	broken El Vibrato drone	1
#263	broken skull	82
#126	broken sword	43
#274	bubblewrap ore	7
#543	buckyball	9
#353	bugbear beanie	16
#325	bugbear bungguard	16
#86	bullet-proof corduroys	103
#127	bum cheek	161
#937	bunch of bananas	1
#465	bungle in the jungle	1
#472	bunny liver	9
#289	buoybottoms	2
#338	burnt flower	3
#227	burrowgrub hive	1
#72	bus pass	18
#713	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#264	cactus fruit	7
#528	can of Binarrrca	17
#2151	can of CRIMBCOLA	1
#353	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#46	can of Rain-Doh	1
#193	can of Red Minotaur	24
#469	can of Swiller	2
#72	can of maces	15
#314	can of spinach	7
#164	can of starch	1
#864	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	10
#759	candied kobold	3
#1127	candied yams	7
#856	candy brain	1
#564	candy cane	64
#1062	candy kneecapping stick	3
#270	candy knuckles	7
#41	candy skeleton	57
#3831	candy stake	1
#189	cannonball charrrm	45
#1280	canteen of wine	8
#111	carbonated soy milk	86
#171	cardboard katana	3
#408	cardboard wakizashi	4
#51	caret	7
#160	carob chunks	58
#572	cast	17
#155	catgut	80
#804	cement sandals	1
#383	centipede eggs	6
#379	chaos butterfly	549
#130	charming flute	5
#196	cheap cigar butt	11
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#339	chef's hat	27
#204	cherry pie	2
#543	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#70	chisel	2
#218	chloroform rag	18
#299	choco-Crimbot	1
#137	chocolate bath ball	7
#715	chocolate filthy lucre	1
#410	chocolate spurs	1
#207	chocolate stolen accordion	1
#536	chopsticks	4
#654	chorizo taco	2
#660	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#102	clay peace-sign bead	75
#39	clockwork claws	2
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#31	clockwork sheet	2
#35	clockwork spine	2
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#166	clown shoes	22
#57	clown skin	165
#795	club necklace	9
#155	clumsiness bark	1
#303	cocktail napkin	11
#240	cocoa egg	56
#262	cocoa eggshell fragment	300
#244	coffin lid	6
#73	cold and sour sauce	1
#197	cold hi mein	2
#135	cold ninja mask	30
#354	collection of tiny spooky objects	2
#879	commemorative war stein	1
#95	communications windchimes	184
#383	concentrated garbage juice	2
#142	concentrated magicalness pill	16
🥉	control crystal	1
#505	cool whip	4
#179	copper ha'penny charrrm	51
#223	cordial of concentration	1
#522	corn holder	1
#438	corncob pipe	2
#116	cornuthaum	73
#694	corpse on the beach	7
#1006	corpsedriver	4
#890	corpsetini	5
#99	cotton candy cone	9
#120	cotton candy smidgen	1
#487	cranberry schnapps	1
#305	crazy little Turkish delight	41
#432	cream pie	1
#366	cream stout	5
#288	creamsicle	9
#79	creepy voodoo doll	2
#113	crotchety pants	1
#161	crowbar	1
#706	crowbarrr	1
#116	cup of primitive beer	31
#403	curmudgel	1
#488	cursed black pearl onion	1
#319	cursed bottle of black-label rum	3
#348	cursed bottle of rum	3
#322	cursed cannonball	2
#312	cursed dirty joke scroll	3
#248	cursed piece of thirteen	3
#384	cursed sea biscuit	2
#302	cursed voodoo skull	3
#477	cyborg doll	3
#1827	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#164	d12	1
#354	dance card	4
#123	das boot	1
#178	deactivated MicroMechaMech	1
#327	dead guy's watch	20
#427	deadly lampshade	2
#158	decaying goldfish liver	54
#619	deck of tropical cards	1
#180	decorative fountain	61
#222	dehydrated caviar	26
#535	delicious salad	95
#229	delicious spicy noodles	1
#385	deluxe fax machine	1
#482	demon skin	13
#216	denim axe	2
#233	dense meat stack	2,000
#367	dented harmonica	2
#496	deodorant	2
#230	depantsing bomb	19
#505	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#227	desiccated apricot	37
#907	designer handbag	2
#154	devilish folio	5
#792	diamond necklace	9
#754	diamond-studded cane	3
#89	didgeridooka	99
#369	digital key lime pie	1
#209	dingy planks	1
#186	dire fudgesicle	10
#87	disassembled clover	1,400
#96	disbelief suspenders	16
#1306	disco ball	6
#1255	disco mask	5
#126	disease	155
#124	dishrag	5
#248	disintegrating quill pen	32
#221	disintegrating sheet music	20
#254	displaced fish	19
#80	distilled fortified wine	27
#118	distressed denim pants	63
#375	disturbing fanfic	373
#453	divine blowout	4
#474	divine can of silly string	3
#447	divine champagne popper	1
#400	divine cracker	3
#502	divine noisemaker	2
#1011	doll house	3
#584	dollhive	12
#112	dolphin whistle	2
#83	donkey flipbook	9
#52	double-barreled sling	36
#54	draggin' ball hat	225
#295	dragon snaps	1
#193	dried face	22
#297	drum machine	16
#265	dry martini	1
#1369	drywall axe	4
#354	ducha de oro	3
#81	duct tape buckler	1
#129	duct tape dockers	1
#32	duct tape fedora	2
#232	duct tape sword	1
#204	duct tape wallet	3
#262	dull fish scale	13
#552	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#317	dusty Crimbo crate	34
#902	dwarf bread	3
#138	dwarvish magazine	9
#2701	easter egg balloon	6
#440	effervescent potion	21
#336	eggbeater	1
#332	eggnog	53
#1268	elven limbos gingerbread	5
#688	elven cellocello	26
#1274	elven moonshine	3
#1397	elven socks	1
#303	elven squeeze	1
#1176	elven suicide capsule	16
#360	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	32
#154	enchanted barbell	14
#207	enchanted bean burrito	1
#184	enchanted brass knuckles	1
#488	enchanted toothpick	2
#298	enormous belt buckle	10
#366	enormous hoop earring	2
#465	evil golden arch	13
#191	evil teddy bear sewing kit	1
#74	exactly-three-shaped box	1
#109	extra-flat panini	1
#74	extra-large palm-frond toupee	2
#162	extra-potent gremlin mutagen	1
#356	extra-spicy bloody mary	4
#99	extra-strength strongness elixir	25
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#1057	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#401	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#3855	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#301	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#991	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#263	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#425	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#3913	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#426	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#8113	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#8086	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#1035	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#585	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4038	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#312	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#3843	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#96	tobiko-infused sake	1
#119	toe jam	5
#36	toe jam toast	4
#261	tofu casserole	5
#1100	tofurkey gravy	7
#1235	tofurkey leg	6
#322	tomato juice of powerful power	3
#107	tomb ratchet	12
#1863	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#116	toothbrush	16
#2525	toothsome rock	1
#542	top	9
#660	tourmalime	5
#1219	towel	4
#334	toy deathbot	3
#2210	toy jet pack	1
#80	toy maglev monorail	12
#125	traffic jam	5
#35	traffic jam toast	4
#2766	tree-eating kite	2
#1159	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#14	trilobite candy mold	19
#922	trilobite fossil	1
#63	trout fang	4
#409	true grit	3
#201	tube of dread wax	23
#514	turtle pheromones	4
#111	turtlemail hauberk	1
#66	turtling rod	2
#335	twinkly nuggets	11
#633	twinkly wad	52
#301	twitching claw	13
#229	ultimate ultimate frisbee	2
#148	unlocked meat locker	1
#257	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	21
#312	unstable DNA	168
#1615	unstable laser battery	34
#124	unstable quark	7
#1343	untamable turtle	1
#540	unusual disco ball	5
#134	unwound clockwork grapefruit	1
#1809	useless powder	2
#266	vampire pearl	1
#321	vial of patchouli oil	1
#168	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	133
#674	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#514	vodka and cranberry	2
#257	vodka stratocaster	1
#565	volcanic ash	1
#141	volleyball	1
#132	war tongs	28
#308	warm mushroom	5
#102	wasabi pocky	1
#109	water wings	11
#142	weremoose spit	2
#77	wet venom duct	5
#180	whalebone corset	3
#124	whimpering willow bark	1
#220	whip kit	1
#104	whiskey bittersweet	1
#488	white candy heart	36
#164	white chocolate and tomato pizza	15
#624	white chocolate chip cookies	2
#354	white collar	3
#300	white lightning	41
#553	white picket fence	4
#211	white satin pants	20
#97	wicker shield	64
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#2054	wind-up chattering teeth	1
#684	wind-up meatcar	5
#146	witty rapier	47
#355	wolf mask	65
#370	wolfman mask	17
#122	wooden axe	8
#1220	wooden block	1
#76	world's most unappetizing beverage	1
#149	world's smallest violin	4
#296	yellow gummi ingot	112
#440	yellow paisley oyster egg	6
#554	yellow plastic oyster egg	11
#247	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	9
#66	yellow striped oyster egg	25
#1213	yo-yo	12
#202	yummy death watch beetle	1

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