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| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
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| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1538 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
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| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
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| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #52 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
| #58 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #25 | ancient turtle shell powder | 1 |
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| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
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| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
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| #94 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
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| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
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| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
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| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
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| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
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| #273 | glittery mascara | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
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| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
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| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
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| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
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| #67 | knobby kneepads | 1 |
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| #275 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 2 |
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| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
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| #536 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 2 |
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| #558 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
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| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #258 | smudged alchemical recipe | 1 |
| #148 | snailmail bits | 1 |
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| #42 | snailmail hauberk | 1 |
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| #120 | soup turtle | 1 |
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| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
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| #5738 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
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| #1873 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #906 | stuffed doppelshifter | 11 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
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| #5291 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
| #2681 | stuffed key | 1 |
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| #3069 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #2793 | stuffed monocle | 3 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #207 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #5346 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #4934 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #5158 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #3814 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #4923 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #2653 | stuffed teddy butler | 4 |
| #2703 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #5321 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1034 | stuffing | 8 |
| #14 | super-spiky hair gel | 10,649 |
| #167 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #100 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 10 |
| #96 | ten-leaf clover | 485 |
| #141 | thin black candle | 2,004 |
| #752 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 2 |
| #748 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 2 |
| #492 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 4 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #499 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 4 |
| #359 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 2 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #304 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 6 |
| #259 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 7 |
| #356 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 2 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #485 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #93 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 5 |
| #504 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 4 |
| #619 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 3 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #302 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 6 |
| #603 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 3 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #344 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 2 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #605 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 3 |
| #402 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 5 |
| #46 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 6 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #175 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 3 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
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| #153 | tiny ninja sword | 7 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1417 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1159 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #1355 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1339 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8209 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1374 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8248 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
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| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
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| #4475 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8172 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
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| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #990 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
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| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
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| #8183 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4596 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8066 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8198 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1341 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
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| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4464 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
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| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
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| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
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| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
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| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #669 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
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| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |
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