| #271 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #227 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #220 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
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| #151 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #70 | Alice's Army Foil Alchemist | 1 |
| #38 | Alice's Army Foil Bowman | 1 |
| #36 | Alice's Army Foil Cleric | 1 |
| #36 | Alice's Army Foil Coward | 1 |
| #11 | Alice's Army Foil Dervish | 1 |
| #58 | Alice's Army Foil Guard | 1 |
| #65 | Alice's Army Foil Halberder | 1 |
| #29 | Alice's Army Foil Hammerman | 1 |
| #30 | Alice's Army Foil Horseman | 1 |
| #27 | Alice's Army Foil Lanceman | 1 |
| #64 | Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #59 | Alice's Army Foil Ninja | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Nurse | 1 |
| #57 | Alice's Army Foil Page | 1 |
| #56 | Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #15 | Alice's Army Foil Sniper | 1 |
| #61 | Alice's Army Foil Spearsman | 1 |
| #62 | Alice's Army Foil Swordsman | 1 |
| #58 | Alice's Army Foil Wallman | 1 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #245 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #208 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #222 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #221 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #158 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #253 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #263 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #168 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #248 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #46 | Argarggagarg's fang | 20 |
| #91 | Barney's rake | 3 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #12 | Girdle of Hatred | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #55 | Heimandatz's heart | 18 |
| #61 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 1 |
| #94 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #55 | Ice-Cold Beerring | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #5 | Jeans of Loathing | 1 |
| #37 | Jocko Homo's head | 22 |
| #20 | Jodhpurs of Violence | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #154 | Mon Tiki | 10 |
| #72 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #65 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #86 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #237 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 1 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #64 | Putrid Pendant | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #5 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 105 |
| #99 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #36 | Safari Jack's moustache | 19 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #8 | Staff of Frozen Lard | 1 |
| #12 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #4 | Staff of Kitchen Royalty | 1 |
| #20 | Staff of Simmering Hatred | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #11 | Staff of the Cozy Fish | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #25 | Staff of the Electric Range | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #33 | Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| 🥇 | Staff of the Roaring Hearth | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Scummy Sink | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #14 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #64 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 21 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #181 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 6 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #414 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 3 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #376 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 12 |
| #468 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 9 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 6 |
| #908 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 5 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1021 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 6 |
| #669 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 3 |
| #1240 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 8 |
| #154 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 79 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #72 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #27 | Yakisoba's hat | 21 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #564 | a little sump'm sump'm | 2 |
| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #946 | bottle of whiskey | 10 |
| #91 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 1 |
| #796 | box of sunshine | 359 |
| #15 | card sleeve | 1 |
| #13 | disassembled clover | 9,775 |
| #321 | disintegrating sheet music | 7 |
| #64 | divine champagne flute | 365 |
| #139 | effluvious emerald | 11 |
| #89 | glacial sapphire | 11 |
| #1683 | green beer | 2 |
| #661 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 100 |
| #63 | jar of psychoses (Jick) | 1 |
| #48 | jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) | 1 |
| #50 | jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) | 1 |
| #44 | jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) | 1 |
| #47 | jar of psychoses (The Old Man) | 1 |
| #43 | jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) | 1 |
| #48 | jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) | 1 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #59 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #653 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #601 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #634 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #634 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #629 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #595 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #404 | roll in the hay | 2 |
| #169 | roll of toilet paper | 666 |
| #134 | steamy ruby | 11 |
| #112 | tawdry amethyst | 11 |
| #310 | tin magnolia | 6 |
| #119 | unearthly onyx | 11 |
| #391 | upsy daisy | 2 |
| #464 | vodka martini | 1 |