| #112 | Überraschthexengebräu | 1 |
| #5 | "DEBBIE" tattoo kit | 1 |
| #114 | "meat" stick | 1 |
| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #139 | 1,970 carat gold | 1 |
| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #114 | 4-dimensional fez | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #64 | 8-billed baseball cap | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #34 | 99.44% pure math | 1 |
| #112 | A muse-bouche | 1 |
| #105 | ASCII fu manchu | 1 |
| #135 | Agent Corrigan's cigarette | 1 |
| #6 | Agent Mauve | 1 |
| #271 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #227 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #220 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #228 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #36 | Alice's Army Foil Coward | 1 |
| #58 | Alice's Army Foil Guard | 1 |
| #29 | Alice's Army Foil Hammerman | 1 |
| #59 | Alice's Army Foil Ninja | 1 |
| #57 | Alice's Army Foil Page | 1 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #245 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #208 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #222 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #221 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #253 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #263 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #248 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #37 | BOOtonniere | 2 |
| #108 | BRICKO stud | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #133 | Bangyomaman battle juice | 1 |
| #180 | Beach Buck | 1 |
| #31 | Beefy Crunch Pastaco | 1 |
| #27 | Brain Food Pastaco | 1 |
| #5 | Brogre brolo shirt | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre brorts | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre bucket hat | 1 |
| #126 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 1 |
| #122 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 1 |
| #294 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #100 | Charity's choker | 1 |
| #581 | Chroner | 1 |
| #170 | Coinspiracy | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #234 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #35 | Cool Brunch Pastaco | 1 |
| #112 | Cracklin' Oat Bran | 1 |
| #585 | Crimbo Credit | 2 |
| #531 | Crimbo salad | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #359 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #80 | Crimbot battery | 28 |
| #80 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 66 |
| #187 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 2 |
| #161 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 2 |
| #15 | Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper | 1 |
| #38 | Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw | 1 |
| #154 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 2 |
| #164 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 2 |
| #125 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 4 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #147 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 3 |
| #145 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 3 |
| #95 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 6 |
| #15 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Face | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #77 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 73 |
| #120 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 4 |
| #26 | Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack | 1 |
| #30 | Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler | 1 |
| #220 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #88 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 59 |
| #129 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 11 |
| #103 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 4 |
| #163 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 2 |
| #93 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 58 |
| #152 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 3 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #24 | Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #72 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 25 |
| #14 | Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt | 1 |
| #93 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 55 |
| #143 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 10 |
| #101 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 46 |
| #84 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 6 |
| #39 | Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower | 1 |
| #23 | Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm | 1 |
| #19 | Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs | 1 |
| #13 | Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball | 1 |
| #2173 | Crimbuck | 22 |
| #347 | D roll | 1 |
| #102 | Daisy's unclean bloomers | 1 |
| #125 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 1 |
| #13 | Dinsey Maintenance Manual | 1 |
| #33 | Dinsey Whinskey | 1 |
| #21 | Dinsey face paint | 1 |
| #8 | Dinsey tattoo kit | 1 |
| #152 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 34 |
| #65 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 4 |
| #86 | Dweebisol™ inhaler | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #122 | Enchanted Flyswatter | 1 |
| #125 | Enchanted Plunger | 1 |
| #21 | Engorged Sausages and You | 1 |
| #253 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #169 | Fitspiration™ poster | 1 |
| #124 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 1 |
| #245 | Freddy Kruegerand | 1 |
| #49 | French bronilla brogurt | 1 |
| #281 | Friendliness Beverage | 1 |
| #66 | Frigid Northern Beans | 1 |
| #700 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #135 | Fu Manchu Wax | 1 |
| #343 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 2 |
| #70 | Fun-Guy spore | 1 |
| #167 | FunFunds™ | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #164 | Gearhead Goo | 1 |
| #28 | Gene Tonic: Beast | 1 |
| #25 | Gene Tonic: Constellation | 1 |
| #23 | Gene Tonic: Construct | 1 |
| #32 | Gene Tonic: Dude | 1 |
| #27 | Gene Tonic: Fish | 1 |
| #20 | Gene Tonic: Hippy | 1 |
| #19 | Gene Tonic: Hobo | 1 |
| #22 | Gene Tonic: Humanoid | 1 |
| #32 | Gene Tonic: Penguin | 1 |
| #25 | Gene Tonic: Plant | 1 |
| #21 | Gene Tonic: Undead | 1 |
| #25 | Gene Tonic: Weird | 1 |
| #82 | Glenn's golden dice | 1 |
| #131 | Gnollish Crossdress | 1 |
| #85 | Gold Velvet™ whiskey | 1 |
| #103 | Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun | 1 |
| #24 | Grey Guanon | 2 |
| #36 | Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom | 1 |
| #250 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #66 | Hellfire Spicy Beans | 1 |
| #63 | Hersey™ SMOOCH | 1 |
| #37 | Highest Bitter | 1 |
| #122 | How to Avoid Scams | 1 |
| #166 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
| #232 | Iiti Kitty Gumdrop | 1 |
| #112 | Illuminati earpiece | 1 |
| #42 | Jungle Juice | 1 |
| #199 | Knob Goblin Mutagen | 1 |
| #168 | Knob lo mein | 1 |
| #191 | Knob stroganoff | 1 |
| #348 | Knob stuffed shells | 1 |
| #131 | Knoll lo mein | 1 |
| #61 | Lavalos's shell | 1 |
| #22 | Lemonade-235 | 1 |
| #100 | Leonard's glasses | 2 |
| #113 | Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil | 1 |
| #83 | Mark of the Skeleton | 3 |
| #98 | Mark of the Vampire | 2 |
| #61 | Meat-inflating powder | 1 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #41 | Mer-kin paste | 1 |
| #110 | Mer-kin pressureglobe | 1 |
| #9 | Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques | 1 |
| #10 | Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance | 1 |
| #7 | Merc Core deployment orders | 1 |
| #135 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
| #140 | Missing Eye Simulation Device | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #101 | New Age healing crystal | 1 |
| #347 | New Zealand iced tea | 2 |
| #372 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 3 |
| #37 | Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom | 1 |
| #108 | Osk'r Chow | 1 |
| #72 | Othello's dagger | 2 |
| #99 | Othello's handkerchief | 1 |
| #98 | Othello's military jacket | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #31 | Pastaco shell | 1 |
| #88 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 1 |
| #56 | Pener's drumstick | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #138 | Red Army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #105 | Redeye™ Eyedrops | 1 |
| #96 | Rogue Windmill Rouge | 1 |
| #147 | Roman sadnals | 1 |
| #14 | SMOOCH bracers | 1 |
| #13 | SMOOCH breastplate | 1 |
| #11 | SMOOCH codpiece | 1 |
| #11 | SMOOCH kneepads | 1 |
| #85 | SMOOCH soda | 1 |
| #9 | SMOOCH spaulders | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #15 | Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #117 | Scuba Snack | 1 |
| #229 | Shivering Chèvre | 1 |
| #178 | Skullery Maid's Knee | 1 |
| #4 | Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook | 1 |
| #137 | Smart Bone Dust | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #12 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #25 | Staff of the Electric Range | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #33 | Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Scummy Sink | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #163 | Stone Golem pebbles | 1 |
| #239 | Strix stix | 1 |
| #148 | TI-9000 calculator | 7 |
| #40 | Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco | 1 |
| #22 | Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce! | 1 |
| #32 | Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #236 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 1 |
| #11 | Three Mile Island shorts | 1 |
| #72 | Thriller Ice | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #128 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #19 | Trash, a Memoir | 1 |
| #418 | Travels with Jerry | 3 |
| #36 | Ultimate Mind Destroyer | 2 |
| #63 | VYKEA bracket | 1 |
| #69 | VYKEA dowel | 1 |
| #35 | VYKEA frenzy rune | 1 |
| #61 | VYKEA hex key | 1 |
| #55 | VYKEA instructions | 1 |
| #34 | VYKEA lightning rune | 1 |
| #62 | VYKEA mead | 1 |
| #59 | VYKEA meatballs | 1 |
| #59 | VYKEA plank | 2 |
| #65 | VYKEA rail | 1 |
| #65 | VYKEA woadpaint | 1 |
| #103 | Volcoino | 1 |
| #132 | Wal-Mart gift certificate | 1 |
| #5 | Wal-Mart tattoo kit | 1 |
| #186 | White Chocolate Golem Seeds | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #217 | Z-Bone steak | 1 |
| #31 | accidental mutton | 2 |
| #53 | agnolotti arboli | 1 |
| #36 | airborne mutagen | 1 |
| #10 | airplane charter: Conspiracy Island | 1 |
| #16 | airplane charter: Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #38 | airplane charter: Spring Break Beach | 1 |
| #17 | airplane charter: That 70s Volcano | 1 |
| #15 | airplane charter: The Glaciest | 1 |
| #122 | alien autoautopsy kit | 1 |
| #96 | alien hologram projector | 1 |
| #45 | ancient hot dog wrapper | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #58 | antique spyglass | 1 |
| #168 | artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice | 1 |
| #90 | asbestos thermos | 1 |
| #139 | asparagus lo mein | 1 |
| #111 | assassin's cheese knife | 1 |
| #357 | bätzle | 1 |
| #103 | badass pie | 1 |
| #63 | bag of foreign bribes | 1 |
| #113 | bag of gross foreign snacks | 1 |
| #137 | bag of park garbage | 1 |
| #85 | baggie of regular-sized tardigrades | 1 |
| #630 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #172 | ballast turtle | 1 |
| #81 | baloney rotgut | 2 |
| #78 | banjo kazoo mount | 2 |
| #57 | basaltamander tongue | 1 |
| #115 | batarang | 1 |
| #37 | battery-powered drill | 1 |
| #68 | bear claw | 1 |
| #100 | beastly paste | 1 |
| #430 | bed of coals | 2 |
| #58 | bellhop's hat | 1 |
| #463 | big rock | 1 |
| #121 | birdbone corset | 2 |
| #154 | black friar's tonsure | 1 |
| #159 | black magic powder | 1 |
| #192 | blob of acid | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #56 | blood sausage | 2 |
| #211 | blue grass | 1 |
| #19 | blue lava globs | 1 |
| #151 | blue oyster badge | 1 |
| #135 | blue tulip | 1 |
| #121 | booby trap | 1 |
| #278 | boring spaghetti | 1 |
| #103 | bottle of Bloodweiser | 1 |
| #335 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #115 | bottle of Red-Out | 1 |
| #81 | bottle of drinkin' gas | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #183 | bowl of Jeal-O | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #77 | boxcar turtle | 1 |
| #136 | brain preservation fluid | 1 |
| #400 | bread line | 1 |
| #234 | brigand brittle | 1 |
| #42 | broberry brogurt | 1 |
| #42 | brocolate brogurt | 1 |
| #71 | broken high-temperature mining drill | 1 |
| #82 | bronze polish | 2 |
| #111 | bubblin' chemistry solution | 1 |
| #115 | bucket of fish juice | 1 |
| #156 | bull blubber | 1 |
| #143 | button rouge | 1 |
| #50 | buzzard feather | 1 |
| #23 | camouflage T-shirt | 1 |
| #572 | candied bolts | 3 |
| #128 | candied nuts | 7 |
| #84 | captured boozles | 1 |
| #84 | carton of gaspers | 2 |
| #112 | censored can label | 1 |
| #72 | centurion helmet | 1 |
| #127 | cheap clip-on ninja tie | 1 |
| #99 | cheap sunglasses | 1 |
| #65 | chicle de salchicha | 1 |
| #81 | child-sized dracula cloak | 1 |
| #46 | choco-Crimbot | 111 |
| #179 | clove-flavored lip balm | 1 |
| #121 | coal contact lenses | 1 |
| #26 | coal snakeskin | 1 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #170 | communal gobstopper | 5 |
| #15 | complicated lock impression | 2 |
| #97 | compressed air canister | 1 |
| #383 | concentrated garbage juice | 2 |
| #124 | conjured ice cream | 1 |
| #564 | cookie cookie | 1 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #33 | corrupted bird DNA | 1 |
| #120 | costume rental shop | 1 |
| #44 | cow poker | 2 |
| #92 | creepy nursery rhyme | 2 |
| #95 | crident | 1 |
| #199 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #70 | crudles | 1 |
| #200 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #111 | cube of ectoplasm | 1 |
| #46 | cuddly teddy bear | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #313 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #82 | damp bar rag | 2 |
| #140 | dancing fan | 1 |
| #22 | deactivated putty buddy | 1 |
| #109 | dead lights pie | 1 |
| #17 | debonair deboner | 1 |
| #583 | decaying goldfish liver | 1 |
| #15 | deck of lewd playing cards | 1 |
| #466 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #228 | delicious spicy noodles | 1 |
| #112 | demonic surgical gloves | 1 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #72 | devil-summoning hat | 1 |
| #26 | diamondback skin | 1 |
| #69 | dirty rigging rope | 1 |
| #107 | disposable lighter | 1 |
| #24 | dove DNA | 1 |
| #40 | dread tarragon | 1 |
| #52 | dreadful roast | 2 |
| #82 | drinks tray | 1 |
| #240 | droll monocle | 1 |
| #465 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #1129 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #52 | dubious loincloth | 1 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #160 | ear poison | 1 |
| #36 | eau de mort | 1 |
| #135 | ectoplasm au jus | 1 |
| #169 | eldritch dough | 1 |
| #157 | electric copperhead potion | 1 |
| #147 | eleven-foot pole | 1 |
| #131 | embezzler's oil | 1 |
| #19 | empty lava bottle | 1 |
| #207 | enchanted muesli | 1 |
| #76 | exotic travel brochure | 1 |
| #110 | expensive camera | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #48 | experimental serum G-9 | 1 |
| #60 | experimental serum P-00 | 1 |
| #587 | extra-greasy slider | 2 |
| #64 | extremely wet T-shirt | 1 |
| #73 | eyebrow lifter | 1 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #439 | filth-encrusted futon | 2 |
| #96 | filthy armor | 2 |
| #96 | filthy child leash | 1 |
| #82 | filthy monkey head | 2 |
| #218 | fireclutch | 1 |
| #68 | firemilk | 1 |
| #40 | fireproof megaphone | 1 |
| #39 | first-aid pouch | 1 |
| #118 | fishy fish lasagna | 1 |
| #50 | fishy paste | 1 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #95 | flashy pirate dreadlocks | 1 |
| #107 | flask of mining oil | 48 |
| #162 | flask of rainwater | 1 |
| #198 | flayed mind | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock necklace | 1 |
| #989 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #35 | folder (D-Team) | 1 |
| #15 | folder (Ex-Files) | 1 |
| #17 | folder (Knight Writer) | 1 |
| #28 | folder (Seawolf) | 1 |
| #29 | folder (Stinky Trash Kid) | 2 |
| #49 | folder (Yedi) | 1 |
| #17 | folder (barbarian) | 1 |
| #43 | folder (blue) | 1 |
| #20 | folder (catfish) | 1 |
| #31 | folder (cyan) | 1 |
| #13 | folder (dancing dolphins) | 1 |
| #45 | folder (green) | 1 |
| #54 | folder (heavy metal) | 1 |
| #16 | folder (owl) | 3 |
| #39 | folder (rainbow unicorn) | 1 |
| #42 | folder (red) | 1 |
| #22 | folder (skull and crossbones) | 1 |
| #45 | folder (smiley face) | 1 |
| #42 | folder (space skeleton) | 1 |
| #51 | folder (sports car) | 1 |
| #53 | folder (sportsballs) | 1 |
| #31 | folder (wizard) | 1 |
| #28 | folder (yellow) | 1 |
| #99 | forest spirit rattle | 1 |
| #379 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #331 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #771 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #307 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #703 | fossilized spike | 1 |
| #714 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #699 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #128 | frog lip-print | 1 |
| #197 | frostbite-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #708 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #60 | frozen shampoo-conditioner | 1 |
| #96 | frozen turtle shell | 1 |
| #184 | fry-oil-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #36 | frying brainpan | 2 |
| #21 | full lava bottle | 1 |
| #104 | funky eyepatch | 1 |
| #196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #65 | fusilli marrownarrow | 1 |
| #150 | future drug: Coolscaline | 5 |
| #126 | future drug: Muscularactum | 10 |
| #115 | future drug: Smartinex | 12 |
| #130 | gamer slurry | 1 |
| #201 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #136 | garbage juice slurpee | 1 |
| #20 | garbage sticker | 1 |
| #196 | garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #599 | gator skin | 1 |
| #104 | gazely stare | 1 |
| #37 | gelatinous meat mass | 1 |
| #159 | ghost beer | 1 |
| #59 | ghost bit | 1 |
| #64 | ghost thread | 1 |
| #92 | ghostly dagger | 1 |
| #158 | giant breath mint | 1 |
| #158 | giant neckbeard | 1 |
| #51 | giant shrimp fork | 1 |
| #257 | giant tube of black lipstick | 1 |
| #52 | giant yellow hat | 1 |
| #161 | gilt perfume bottle | 1 |
| #274 | gingerbread robot | 4 |
| #164 | giraffe-necked turtle | 1 |
| #128 | gladiator tunica | 2 |
| #195 | glass of gnat milk | 1 |
| #209 | glass of herbal tequila | 3 |
| #187 | glass of warm milk | 1 |
| #41 | glowing New Age crystal | 1 |
| #99 | gnat lasagna | 1 |
| #21 | gnawed-up dog bone | 3 |
| #60 | go-go potion | 1 |
| #171 | gold tooth | 1 |
| #227 | gold toothbrush | 1 |
| #788 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #86 | good ash | 1 |
| #72 | gooey lava globs | 1 |
| #91 | government-issue identification badge | 1 |
| #60 | grandfather watch | 1 |
| #108 | grease trap | 1 |
| #122 | grey cube | 1 |
| #89 | grimy lab coat | 2 |
| #88 | grip key | 1 |
| #24 | grizzled bearskin | 1 |
| #71 | grody jug | 1 |
| #76 | grogpagne | 1 |
| #28 | groping claw | 3 |
| #196 | gummi turtle | 1 |
| #52 | gun parts | 2 |
| #223 | hamlet sandwich | 2 |
| #95 | hand of cards | 2 |
| #118 | handful of fire | 1 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #23 | handful of napalm | 2 |
| #116 | handful of stubble | 1 |
| #118 | handyman "hand soap" | 1 |
| #110 | haunted flame | 1 |
| #153 | hawk | 1 |
| #76 | hawkface potion | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #12 | hazmat helmet | 1 |
| #52 | heat-resistant gloves | 1 |
| #47 | heat-resistant necktie | 1 |
| #170 | heavy crown | 1 |
| #37 | heavy-duty clipboard | 1 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #174 | hemp candy necklace | 5 |
| #103 | hep waders | 2 |
| #191 | high-energy mining laser | 5 |
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| #205 | holistic headache remedy | 1 |
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| #138 | hustler shades | 1 |
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| #56 | ice-cold Cloaca Zero | 1 |
| #110 | icy hairspray | 1 |
| #81 | igloo pie | 1 |
| #115 | impure gasoline | 14 |
| #13 | industrial strength anti-fungal spray | 1 |
| #29 | initiative shawarma | 1 |
| #92 | invisibility cream | 1 |
| #86 | iron torso box | 2 |
| #11 | isotophat | 1 |
| #215 | janglin' bones | 1 |
| #47 | jangly bracelet | 1 |
| #82 | janitor's mop | 1 |
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| #48 | jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) | 1 |
| #50 | jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) | 1 |
| #44 | jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) | 1 |
| #47 | jar of psychoses (The Old Man) | 1 |
| #48 | jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) | 1 |
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| #82 | jar of swamp honey | 1 |
| #75 | java cookie | 7 |
| #116 | jazzy cigarette holder | 1 |
| #242 | jive turkey leg | 1 |
| #79 | karma shawarma | 1 |
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| #50 | lava cake | 1 |
| #58 | lava-proof pants | 1 |
| #71 | lavawater | 1 |
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| #250 | legitimate business on the beach | 2 |
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| #68 | limp broccoli | 1 |
| #46 | lion musk | 1 |
| #202 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #92 | little red .epub file | 1 |
| #136 | liver and let pie | 1 |
| #104 | long pork lasagna | 1 |
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| #136 | lucky cat's paw | 1 |
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| #163 | lynyrd skinner toothblack | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #154 | madius | 1 |
| #641 | magical mystery juice | 1 |
| #264 | menudo ravioli | 1 |
| #104 | mercenary headband | 1 |
| #17 | mercenary pistol | 1 |
| #7 | mercenary rifle | 1 |
| #579 | mime soul fragment | 1 |
| #77 | mineapple | 1 |
| #185 | minin' dynamite | 1 |
| #452 | molten brick | 1 |
| #24 | monkey barf | 1 |
| #29 | mountain lion skin | 1 |
| #144 | musk turtle | 1 |
| #69 | nasty snuff | 1 |
| #167 | nastygeist | 1 |
| #212 | neutron lollipop | 1 |
| #138 | ninja eyeblack | 1 |
| #130 | ninja fear powder | 1 |
| #226 | non-aged vinegar | 1 |
| #105 | novelty fruit hat | 1 |
| #418 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #40 | nugget of quicksilver | 1 |
| #41 | nugget of slicksilver | 1 |
| #188 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #53 | octolus oculus | 1 |
| #218 | oil of expertise | 1 |
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| #87 | oil shell | 1 |
| #106 | oil-filled donut | 1 |
| #329 | ointment of the occult | 1 |
| #29 | old dry bone | 2 |
| #155 | olive lo mein | 1 |
| #115 | one glove | 1 |
| #77 | one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #34 | one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach | 1 |
| #137 | outlaw bandana | 1 |
| #169 | page of the Necrohobocon | 1 |
| #183 | painful penne pasta | 1 |
| #11 | pair of plants | 2 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
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| #87 | perfect cosmopolitan | 1 |
| #87 | perfect dark and stormy | 1 |
| #99 | perfect ice cube | 1 |
| #85 | perfect mimosa | 1 |
| #76 | perfect negroni | 1 |
| #83 | perfect old-fashioned | 1 |
| #81 | perfect paloma | 1 |
| #67 | perfume-soaked bandana | 1 |
| #131 | perl necklace | 4 |
| #169 | perpendicular guano | 1 |
| #787 | petit 4.1 | 1 |
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| #368 | philter of phorce | 1 |
| #122 | pickpocket protector | 1 |
| #77 | piggy tattoo | 2 |
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| #70 | piping organ pie | 1 |
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| #129 | plaid cowboy hat | 1 |
| #158 | plastic Jefferson wings | 1 |
| #108 | plunge-leg | 1 |
| #130 | pocket ace | 1 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
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| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #493 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #43 | poker face paint | 1 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
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| #69 | potion of the field gar | 1 |
| #240 | pr0n m4nic0tti | 1 |
| #82 | pressurized potion of perception | 1 |
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| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
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| #71 | pteruges | 1 |
| #166 | punk patch | 1 |
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| #215 | pygmy papers | 1 |
| #149 | pygmy witchhazel | 1 |
| #8 | quicksilver ring | 1 |
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| #84 | radioactive spider venom | 1 |
| #326 | ratini | 1 |
| 🥉 | ratskin pajama pants | 3 |
| #49 | rattler gland | 1 |
| #175 | rattler rattle | 1 |
| #102 | ravenous eye | 1 |
| #221 | ravioli della hippy | 1 |
| #53 | realistic cap gun | 1 |
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| #120 | recording of Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #115 | recording of Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #144 | recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
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| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
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| #115 | red shirt | 1 |
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| #38 | red-hot knucklebone | 1 |
| #45 | regular-size brogurt | 1 |
| #62 | remorseless knife | 1 |
| #20 | rinky-dink sixgun | 1 |
| #217 | roll of Hob-Os | 1 |
| #272 | rose | 1 |
| #59 | rotting beefsteak | 1 |
| #19 | rotting cowskin | 1 |
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| #96 | rusted-out shootin' iron | 2 |
| #230 | rusty piece of rebar | 1 |
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| #154 | salt water taffy | 1 |
| #115 | sausage wonton | 1 |
| #31 | savory dry noodles | 1 |
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| #93 | seared dino steak | 1 |
| #232 | secret mummy herbs and spices | 1 |
| #411 | serum of sarcasm | 1 |
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| #74 | sewage-clogged pistol | 1 |
| #574 | sewer nuggets | 1 |
| #351 | sewer wad | 1 |
| #101 | shamanic ham | 2 |
| #47 | shellacked shell | 1 |
| #99 | shocked shell | 1 |
| #66 | shoo-fish pie | 1 |
| #77 | shopkeeper beard | 1 |
| #162 | short deposition | 1 |
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| #55 | shrimp cocktail | 1 |
| #35 | shuddering cow skull | 1 |
| #8 | sicksilver ring | 1 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| #233 | silent pea shooter | 1 |
| #90 | silver cow skull | 1 |
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| #155 | sinister-looking cat | 1 |
| #241 | skelelton spine | 1 |
| #205 | skeletal banana | 1 |
| #99 | skeleton beans | 1 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #412 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #155 | sleeve deuce | 10 |
| #7 | slicksilver ring | 1 |
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| #509 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 1 |
| #463 | slimy sweetbreads | 1 |
| #132 | smellbook | 1 |
| #71 | smelted roe | 1 |
| #29 | smoker's cloak | 1 |
| #182 | smut orc sunglasses | 1 |
| #217 | sneaky wrapping paper | 1 |
| #52 | snowstick | 1 |
| #70 | solid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #182 | soul doorbell | 1 |
| #31 | soul knife | 1 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| #220 | space beast fur | 1 |
| #135 | space marine flash grenade | 1 |
| #57 | spaghetti with ghost balls | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #46 | special clip: boneburners | 1 |
| #46 | special clip: graveburpers | 1 |
| #49 | special clip: splatterers | 1 |
| #52 | special clip: squelchers | 1 |
| #49 | special clip: tracers | 1 |
| #50 | special clip: wailers | 1 |
| #222 | spicy noodles | 1 |
| #45 | spidercow eye-cluster | 1 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #158 | spooky gravy fairy warlock hat | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
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| #166 | spooky lo mein | 1 |
| #93 | spray chrome | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #172 | steampunk potion | 1 |
| #200 | sterno-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #118 | stick-on gnome beard | 1 |
| #57 | sticky lava globs | 1 |
| #175 | stink-penny | 1 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #56 | stinkwater | 1 |
| #13 | stinky fannypack | 1 |
| #69 | strange helix fossil | 1 |
| #93 | straw pole | 1 |
| #180 | strawberry-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #13 | sugar bunny | 1 |
| #52 | suggestive strozzapreti | 1 |
| #74 | super-absorbent tarp | 2 |
| #42 | super-size brogurt | 1 |
| #60 | superheated metal | 1 |
| #20 | sweet tooth | 1 |
| #47 | tailbone shield | 1 |
| #51 | tainted milk | 1 |
| #143 | tangled mass of creepy pasta | 3 |
| #86 | tarnished bottlecap | 33 |
| #145 | temporary tribal tattoo | 1 |
| #86 | temporary yak tattoo | 1 |
| #40 | tempura air | 1 |
| #55 | tempura broccoli | 1 |
| #41 | tempura carrot | 1 |
| #52 | tempura cauliflower | 1 |
| #48 | tempura cucumber | 1 |
| #51 | tempura radish | 1 |
| #101 | the kindest cold cut | 1 |
| #11 | thicksilver ring | 1 |
| #13 | thin gold wire | 1 |
| #80 | throbbing organ pie | 1 |
| #179 | throwing candy | 1 |
| #33 | tightly-wound spine | 1 |
| #40 | time shuriken | 1 |
| #448 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 2 |
| #197 | tiny canopic jar | 1 |
| #746 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 2 |
| #743 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 2 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #498 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 4 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #416 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #353 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 2 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #309 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 6 |
| #322 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 2 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #185 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 3 |
| #342 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 2 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #741 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 2 |
| #753 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 2 |
| #283 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 2 |
| #343 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 2 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #252 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 7 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #612 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 3 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #985 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 3 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #1509 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #2047 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1104 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 2 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #941 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 3 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1106 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 2 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #963 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 3 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #681 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 3 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #1118 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #959 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 3 |
| #950 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 3 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 2 |
| #958 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 3 |
| #1108 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 2 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #847 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 4 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1117 | tiny plastic moneybee | 2 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #610 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 7 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #853 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 2 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #266 | tiny slimy cyst | 1 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |
| #134 | tofu wonton | 1 |
| #85 | tomato soup poster | 1 |
| #22 | tonguebone | 3 |
| #88 | totally sweet mohawk helmet | 1 |
| #79 | toxic globule | 1 |
| #13 | toxic mop | 1 |
| #21 | toxo | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #92 | transdermal smoke patch | 1 |
| #5 | trench lighter | 1 |
| #47 | triggerfingerbone | 1 |
| #101 | turtle mud | 1 |
| #674 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #91 | turtle voicebox | 1 |
| #183 | una poca de gracia | 1 |
| #481 | unearthed potsherd | 1 |
| #177 | unfortunate dumplings | 1 |
| #138 | unholy water | 1 |
| #235 | unquiet spirits | 1 |
| #112 | unsanitized scalpel | 1 |
| #55 | unsmoothed velvet | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #121 | unused soap | 9 |
| #130 | vampire pellet | 1 |
| #77 | very hot lunch | 1 |
| #127 | vial of swamp vapors | 1 |
| #10 | vicious spiked collar | 1 |
| #109 | viral DNA | 17 |
| #54 | viscous lava globs | 1 |
| #565 | volcanic ash | 1 |
| #168 | voodoo glowskull | 1 |
| #290 | voodoo snuff | 5 |
| #121 | votive candle | 1 |
| #217 | wad of slimy rags | 1 |
| #342 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 1 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #296 | warbear battery | 8 |
| #200 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #65 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 18 |
| #71 | warbear wardance potion | 32 |
| #86 | warehouse clerk's glasses | 1 |
| #82 | warehouse walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #27 | warm war shawarma | 1 |
| #22 | wax banana | 2 |
| #82 | whatsit-covered turtle shell | 1 |
| #186 | whiskey in a broken glass | 5 |
| #123 | white tulip | 1 |
| #74 | wrestling mask | 1 |
| #96 | wriggling severed nose | 1 |
| #70 | x-ray mirror | 1 |
| #74 | zombie dinosaur egg | 1 |
| #185 | zombie hollandaise | 1 |