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\nAge: 69
\nSuit: Heart

\n\nAl Chemist's parents firmly believed that a child's name determines his fate, so they named their bouncing baby boy Doctor Millionaire Wellhung. Imagine, if you can, their chagrin when the child pursued a career in hip-hop dance, after changing his name to the even less likely \"Al Chemist.\" Chemist spent years perfecting his hip-hop moves while creating and imbibing amazing cocktails to fuel his all-night dance parties.

As fate would have it, during one such party, he accidentally turned malt liquor and cognac into a dense meat stack, and from that point a new course for his life was set. He eventually signed on with Alice's Army as a potion-maker, using his alchemical prowess to transmute enemy combatants into sad, chunky puddles.","",1,5,0,{"_16":72,"_18":73,"_20":74},10,109,{"_22":75,"_11":76,"_25":64,"_27":77,"_29":78,"_31":67,"_33":67,"_35":36,"_37":36,"_38":39,"_40":39,"_41":39,"_42":39,"_43":39,"_44":39,"_45":68,"_47":39,"_48":69,"_50":70,"_52":39,"_53":39,"_54":-5,"_56":39,"_57":39},4970,"Alice's Army Guard",585472899,"Ed \"Ward\" Robe
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\nSuit: Club

\nAs a child, Ed Robe spent all of his time reading, studying, and pondering the secrets of the universe. Thankfully, when he reached a certain age, his rapidly-developing muscles led him down a much more interesting career path: soaking damage for Alice's Army. He shudders to think how many flatulous books of philosophy he might have written without the distraction of being totally, thoroughly buff.

Still, there are times when he's being stabbed with a sword, or a spear, or a shuriken, that he dreams of the academic life. But you have to play the hand that you're dealt, and Ed's hand only had one card: himself.\n",{"_16":80,"_18":81,"_20":82},6,142,{"_22":83,"_11":84,"_25":64,"_27":85,"_29":86,"_31":67,"_33":67,"_35":36,"_37":36,"_38":39,"_40":39,"_41":39,"_42":39,"_43":39,"_44":39,"_45":68,"_47":39,"_48":69,"_50":70,"_52":39,"_53":39,"_54":-5,"_56":39,"_57":39},4976,"Alice's Army Mad Bomber",123218442,"Name: Manny \"Boom Boom\" Down
\nAge: 23
\nSuit: Diamond\n

\nManny Down was the kind of kid you're always kind of surprised made it to adolescence with all of his fingers still attached. He made bottle rockets out of 5-gallon drums, lit entire chandeliers' worth of Roman Candles, and turned cherry bombs into bunker-busting watermelons. His guidance counselor noticed his tendency towards sadistic pyromania and suggested that Manny should become a dentist. Fortunately, Manny's replacement guidance counselor suggested a career as a demolitions expert in Alice's Army, and Manny took to that calling like a fish to sushi.

While it's an admirable trait to have unbridled enthusiasm for your work, if that work involves high explosives, an even more admirable trait would be the interest in discerning friend from foe from self. Sadly, that trait is one that Manny does not possess. For better or for worse, he's just here for the big bada boom.",{"_16":68,"_18":88,"_20":89},168,{"_22":90,"_11":91,"_25":92,"_27":93,"_29":94,"_31":95,"_33":67,"_35":36,"_37":36,"_38":39,"_40":39,"_41":39,"_42":39,"_43":39,"_44":39,"_45":68,"_47":36,"_48":69,"_50":70,"_52":39,"_53":39,"_54":96,"_56":39,"_57":39},7058,"Cloaca Cola Polar","wbcola",815249008,"This is a bottle labeled Cloaca Cola Polar -- must be some weird variety that they test marketed somewhere and it didn't take off.","potion","bottles of Cloaca Cola Polar",{"_16":98,"_18":99,"_20":100},14,212,{"_22":101,"_11":102,"_25":103,"_27":104,"_29":105,"_31":106,"_33":67,"_35":36,"_37":36,"_38":39,"_40":39,"_41":39,"_42":39,"_43":39,"_44":39,"_45":68,"_47":39,"_48":107,"_50":70,"_52":39,"_53":39,"_54":108,"_56":39,"_57":39},682,"a little sump'm sump'm","fruitym",116230030,"This is a drink made of gin, an olive, a tiny umbrella, and a name designed to make you blush.","booze",115,"little sump'm sump'ms",{"_16":17,"_18":110,"_20":111},579,{"_22":112,"_11":113,"_25":114,"_27":115,"_29":116,"_31":117,"_33":67,"_35":36,"_37":36,"_38":39,"_40":39,"_41":39,"_42":39,"_43":39,"_44":39,"_45":68,"_47":39,"_48":118,"_50":119,"_52":39,"_53":39,"_54":-5,"_56":39,"_57":39},430,"acid-squirting flower","squirt",265830726,"This is your run of the mill squirting flower, only filled with powerful acid. While you're wearing this, anybody who steps to you is sure to get a faceful of pain.","acc",60,50,{"_16":121,"_18":122,"_20":123},15,371,{"_22":81,"_11":124,"_25":124,"_27":125,"_29":126,"_31":67,"_33":67,"_35":36,"_37":36,"_38":39,"_40":39,"_41":39,"_42":39,"_43":39,"_44":39,"_45":68,"_47":39,"_48":127,"_50":70,"_52":39,"_53":39,"_54":-5,"_56":39,"_57":39},"anticheese",293685778,"This isn't so much a wedge of cheese as a hole in space the same shape as a wedge of cheese.\n

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Rank	Item	Quantity
#500	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	4
#103	Alice's Army Alchemist	11
#109	Alice's Army Guard	10
#142	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	6
#168	Cloaca Cola Polar	1
#212	a little sump'm sump'm	14
#579	acid-squirting flower	4
#371	anticheese	15
#487	bloody clown pants	9
#587	bunny liver	5
#266	chakra sludge	1