Eddie Trojan

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#46'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign26
#143A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes8
#103A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 12
#279A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 21
#256A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 31
#223A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 41
#295A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 51
#225A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 61
#60A Light that Never Goes Out1
#107ASCII fu manchu1
#134Agent Corrigan's cigarette1
#274Alice's Army Alchemist1
#224Alice's Army Cleric1
#255Alice's Army Ninja1
#258Alice's Army Nurse1
#259Alice's Army Page1
#392Angry Farmer's Wife Candy1
#217Asleep in the Cemetery7
#242Atomic Comic2
#27Ax of L'rose1
#684BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt1
#480BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt2
#289BGE merchandise order form14
#364BGE pocket calendar2
#183BGE shotglass30
#675BGE temporary tattoo1
#633BGE tiny plastic toy2
#270BRAINS shorts3
#17BRICKO gargantuchicken1
#76Bag o' Tricks1
#522Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler2
#221Bash-Ōs boxtop5
#932Better Than Cuddling Cake1
#761Bit O' Ectoplasm1
#48BittyCar HotCar1
#36BittyCar MeatCar1
#39BittyCar SoulCar1
#65Blizzards I Have Died In8
#93Blood 'n' Plenty5
#378Blood Light8
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#534Bone's Farm "wine"1
#396Boris's ring4
#40Brimstone Beret1
#64Brimstone Bludgeon1
#101Brimstone Boxers1
#32Brimstone Brooch1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#293C.H.U.M. chum1
#310C.H.U.M. knife3
#183C.H.U.M. lantern1
#363CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)3
#263CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)3
#288CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)3
#244CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)3
#251CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)3
#47CRIMBCO lanyard11
#492CRIMBCO mug23
#1700CRIMBCO scrip5
#298CRIMBCO wine25
#507CRIMBCOIDS mints6
#1727CRIMBCOLOAF3
#182Chester's bag of candy1
#175Chester's cutoffs1
#30Chester's moustache3
🥈ChibiBuddy™ (on)1
#160Cinco Mayo Lager2
#1732Cloaca grenade1
#1237Cold Hots candy1
#1368Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#58Crimbo Credit249
#158Crimbo dinner1
#214Crimbo food scraps1
#587Crimbo pie2
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#651Crimbo wreath1
#53Crimbomega drive chain1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#361Crimbonium fuel rod1
#168Crimbosmopolitan1
#118Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision1
#135Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping1
#111Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency1
#268Crimbot battery1
#471Crimbot schematic: Big Head1
#243Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel1
#210Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher1
#210Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter1
#224Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder1
#259Crimbot schematic: Crab Core1
#245Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso1
#244Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head1
#246Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun1
#259Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun1
#211Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs1
#205Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads1
#474Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs1
#247Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan1
#219Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite1
#460Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise1
#363Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis1
#244Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder1
#218Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module1
#459Crimbot schematic: Power Arm1
#245Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler1
#216Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head1
#374Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker1
#472Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun1
#366Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet1
#462Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis1
#253Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet1
#2374Crimboween memo1
#109Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)1
#84Crimbuccaneer invasion map1
#142Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail1
#73Crimbuccaneer nose ring1
#153Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso1
#127Crimbuccaneer shirt1
#84Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss1
#86Crimbuccaneer tricorn1
#136Crimbuccaneer whale oil1
#1127Crimbuck479
#54Crown of the Goblin King282
#195DNOTC Box2
#1927Daffy Taffy1
#26Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield1
#532Deactivated O. A. F.1
#245Dickory Farms Gift Basket24
#1670Dyspepsi grenade1
#271Ecto-Cooler4
#42El Vibrato energy spear1
#45El Vibrato helmet1
#31El Vibrato leg guards1
#152El Vibrato power sphere9
#92Elf Guard commandeering gloves1
#117Elf Guard eyedrops1
#66Elf Guard fuel tank1
#68Elf Guard insignia (private)2
#100Elf Guard mouthknife1
#107Elf Guard officer's sidearm1
#87Elf Guard safety bear1
#151Elf Guard tinsel grenade1
🥇Elf Guard war standard1
#72Elvish sunglasses1
#1501Feynman gate2
#128Flaskfull of Hollow1
#47Frankly Mr. Shank1
🥇French slippers1
#213Frosty's carrot1
#369Frosty's frosty mug4
#58Frosty's nailbat2
#215Frosty's old silk hat1
#121Frosty's snowball sack1
#136Fu Manchu Wax1
#85Fudgie Roll3
🥈Fuzzby1
#441Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer1
#437Go-Wassail40
#86Golden Mr. Accessory1
#78Green Manalishi24
#343Gummi-DNA1
#136Gummy Brains1
#41Hand that Rocks the Ladle1
#680Happy Birthday, Claude! cake1
#488Hodgman's blanket2
#119Hodgman's bow tie1
#81Hodgman's cane1
#95Hodgman's harmonica1
#133Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times1
#125Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics1
#173Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin1
#166Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top1
#129Hodgman's lobsterskin pants1
#66Hodgman's metal detector1
#145Hodgman's porkpie hat1
#233Iiti Kitty Gumdrop1
#534Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration1
#62Irish Coffee, English Heart1
#504Iron Beta of Industry14
#719Jack-in-the-box6
#107Jefferson wings1
#258Jocko Homo's head7
#38Junior Adventurer's kit1
#79Kashmir sweater1
#127Kevlar balloon1
#356Kissin' Cousins3
#200Knob Goblin Mutagen1
#1090Knob Goblin love potion1
#941Knob Goblin steroids1
🥈LARP membership card1
🥇LWA ring1
#254Lars the Cyberian2
#778Lederhosen of the Night1
#196Let Me Be!7
#141Lobos Mints1
#983Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet26
#1200M-2421
#961MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech6
#119Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery3
#387Maxing, Relaxing3
#694Maxwell's Silver Hammer1
#45Meat Tenderizer is Murder1
#300Mesmereyes™ contact lenses3
#979Microplushie: Bropane1
#839Microplushie: Dorkonide1
#889Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid1
#751Microplushie: Fauxnerditide1
#984Microplushie: Gothochondria1
#998Microplushie: Hippylase1
#577Microplushie: Hipsterine1
#918Microplushie: Hobomosome1
#1008Microplushie: Otakulone1
#952Microplushie: Raverdrine1
#961Microplushie: Sororitrate1
#397Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#444Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#93Morlock's Mark Bourbon1
#57Mr. Joe's bangles19
#2682Mr. Mediocrebar1
#182Mylar balloon1
#188NPZR chemistry set29
#132Necbro wafers1
#398Nightstalker perfume1
#742Now and Earlier1
#196Ol' Scratch's ol' britches1
#371Ol' Scratch's salad fork3
#186Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat1
#50Order of the Green Thumb Order Form1
#165Order of the Silver Wossname4
#187Oscus's dumpster waders1
#8Oscus's neverending soda1
#53Oscus's pelt2
#84Paint A Vulgar Pitcher1
#211Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster15
#880Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#809Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#796Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#878Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap1
#564Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#777Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#890Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#897Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#864Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#888Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#144Raggedy Hippy doll2
#130Rattlin' Chains1
#2658Rock Pops1
#128Saturday Night Special1
#187Schrödinger's thermos121
#117Scuba Snack1
#1319Senior Mints1
#84Sensual Massage for Creeps10
#31Sheila Take a Crossbow1
#230Shivering Chèvre1
#441Silver Bullet beer3
#282Sinful Desires2
#922Spooky Surprise Egg1
#1452St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket1
#34Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals1
#13Staff of the Woodfire1
#644Steal This Candy1
#165Stone Golem pebbles1
#52Strikes Again Bigmouth1
#669Sugar Cog1
#325Summer Nights4
#119Sweet Sword1
#47TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡2
#182Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro83
#193Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita80
#89Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier3
#205Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco75
#69Tales from the Fireside9
#322Tales of a Kansas Toymaker10
#1954Tasty Fun Good rice candy1
#237Tears of the Quiet Healer1
#131The Art of Slapfighting9
#158The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones9
#472The Cooler Out of Space2
#417The Joy of Wassailing8
#73The Landscaper's leafblower1
#33The Necbromancer's Hat1
#28The Necbromancer's Shorts1
#38The Necbromancer's Stein1
#14The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff1
#302The Necbronomicon1
#10The Nuge's favorite crossbow1
#96The Six-Pack of Pain1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#77This Charming Flan1
#195Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette17
#831Thwaitgold ant statuette1
#136Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette3
#220Thwaitgold bee statuette8
#411Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette1
#129Thwaitgold bookworm statuette6
#659Thwaitgold butterfly statuette2
#352Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette1
#604Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette5
#56Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette28
#256Thwaitgold fairyfly statue1
#152Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette1
#230Thwaitgold firefly statuette13
#243Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette9
#99Thwaitgold harvestman statuette1
#319Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette1
#124Thwaitgold maggot statuette17
#252Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette1
#315Thwaitgold metabug statuette1
#625Thwaitgold mosquito statuette1
#177Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette1
#263Thwaitgold nit statuette1
#448Thwaitgold nymph statuette1
#76Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette6
#226Thwaitgold protozoa statuette1
#445Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette1
#705Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette5
#801Thwaitgold slug statuette1
#404Thwaitgold spider statuette7
#57Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette12
#37Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette33
#737Thwaitgold termite statuette6
#519Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette1
#752Thwaitgold woollybear statuette2
#574Tiki lighter1
🥇Time Bandit Badge of Courage1
#175Trainbot circuitry1
#73Trainbot harness1
#145Trainbot linkages2
#164Trainbot optics1
#169Trainbot plating1
#234Trainbot slag1
#935Travels with Jerry1
🥇Trivial Avocations board game1
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#28Uncle Crimbo's Rations25
🥇Uncle Crimbo's Sack1
#106Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide128
#35Uncle Hobo's belt1
#29Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves1
#26Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants1
#59Uncle Hobo's highest bough1
#26Uncle Hobo's stocking cap1
#296Uncle Romulus4
#10Underworld flail1
#12Underworld truncheon1
🥈Underworld trunk1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#2405Valentine1
#527Valentine's Day cake1
#183Venus flytrap1
#187White Chocolate Golem Seeds1
#1954Wint-O-Fresh mint1
#108Wolfman Nardz15
#33Work is a Four Letter Sword1
#191Workytime Tea11
#1612Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#2955Yummy Tummy bean1
#17Zombo's empty eye1
#181Zombo's grievous greaves1
#187Zombo's shield1
#105Zombo's shoulder blade1
#191Zombo's skullcap1
#650Zu Mannkäse Dienen2
#315adorable seal larva8
#129all-purpose flower1
🥇all-year sucker1
#622alphabet gum1
#124ammonite candy mold1
#259ammonite fossil19
#3681ancient unspeakable fruitcake1
#679anniversary balloon1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#737antique 8-Bit Power magazine1
#257antique pair of blue jeans3
#220antique record album12
#57antique souvenir drawing11
#75apathetic lizardman doll2
#904astronaut pants7
#1088atomic vector plotter1
#9avatar of the Unconscious Collective1
#183babycakes1
#63badass belt286
#505ball12
#247ball-in-a-cup1
#1029balloon monkey1
#251banana supersucker1
#406banana-frosted king cake7
#359bananagate19
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#1140barrrnacle8
#999bat-shaped Crimboween cookie2
#205bath ball gift set23
#226battered Crimbo Crate55
#28battered old top-hat1
#212bed of coals4
#690beholed bedsheet1
#123belemnite candy mold1
#279belemnite fossil18
#212bi-lateral logic compressor18
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#93birthday party jellybean cheesecake1
#650bit-o-cactus1
#363bite-me-red lipstick34
#464black spot1
#137blank diary1
#246blank fudge mold1
#194blob of acid1
#924blob-shaped Crimbo cookie7
#1654blood flower1
#75blue raspberry troll doll1
🥈blue ribbon1
#125blue velvet cake1
#181blueberry-frosted king cake8
#174bobble-hip hula elf doll1
#76bone spurs1
#61boneana hammock1
#63bonedanna1
#54bonsai tree1
#121booby trap1
#498borg sock monkey3
#149bottle of Evermore1
#58bottle of Goldschnöckered1
#245bottle of bubbles47
#1329bottle of gin1
#1584bottle of rum1
#771bouquet of circular saw blades1
#142bow staff1
#403bowl of fishysoisse2
#150bowlegged pants1
#134bowler1
#2411box of sunshine46
#501breaded beer1
#2708brick1
#447brown plastic baby1
#296bubble-wrap simulator1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#1272buckyball2
#8burst hellseal brain1,855
#1100can of CRIMBCOLA4
#299can of V-111
#545can of fake snow1
#144can-you-dig-it?1
#1141candied kobold1
#857candy brain1
#1299candy cane25
#1062candy kneecapping stick3
#666candy knuckles4
#2397candy stake3
#101cannonbomb1
#1539canteen of wine3
#1460capacitor relay3
#1389carbon nanotube frame4
#229chainsaw chain2
#663cheap elven gloves6
#957cheap plastic bottle opener6
#714chocolate filthy lucre1
#939chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses1
#86chocolate-covered scarab beetle24
#510chocolate-frosted king cake3
#155cigarette lighter1
#204cinnamon machine oil1
#68cinnamon troll doll1
#1147circular CRIMBCOOKIE2
#180clove-flavored lip balm1
#1139cog1
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#680colorful plastic ball1
#187comfy coffin6
#172computronic processing unit23
#170concentrated garbage juice5
🥉control crystal1
#45corncob pipe23
#149corned beet1
#27crumpled felt fedora1
#262crystallized memory1
#134cup of infinite pencils11
#281cursed scrunchie2
#345cyborg doll5
#151cylindrical mold12
#1025daisy1
#615deadly lampshade1
#262deck of tropical cards2
#189deluxe fax machine2
#25depleted Grimacite astrolabe1
#40depleted Grimacite gravy boat1
#46depleted Grimacite hammer1
#507depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick1
#27depleted Grimacite ninja mask1
#22depleted Grimacite shinguards1
#1151designer handbag1
🥇detour shield1
#395double daisy1
#217dregs of a Crimbo cocktail1
#367drum of pomade1
#1476duck-on-a-string1
#1576dusty Crimbo crate1
#1281dwarf bread1
#136eagle feather1
#136eagle's milk1
#172eldritch dough1
#201electrical thingamabob53
#1457elven limbos gingerbread3
#478elven cellocello31
#1586elven moonshine1
#1396elven socks1
#193elven whittling knife1
#523enchanted leopard-print barbell13
#208enchanted muesli1
#1391evil googly eye1
#2680evil teddy bear1
#145exotic orchid1
#222extra-see-thru nightie2
#275extremely skinny jeans2
#114facehugging alien9
#410fake hand68
#14fancy black tie1
#761fancy but probably evil chocolate8
#377fancy canapés1
#1830fancy chocolate2
#410fancy chocolate car7
#650fancy dress ball18
#14fancy tophat1
#16fancy tuxedo pants1
#737festive holiday hat5
#89fiery wing113
#166filth-encrusted futon5
#779fire6
#39fire axe1
#164fire of unknown origin1
#82fireman's helmet1
#139flamin' bindle5
#1610flashing novelty button1
#202flayed mind1
#139fleetwood chain1
#164floaty inverse geode1
#7floaty rock helmet1
#7floaty rock necklace1
#7floaty rock pants1
#496foam noodle1
#431foie gras1
#145fossilized baboon skull5
#99fossilized bat skull7
#227fossilized demon skull2
#150fossilized limb76
🥈fossilized necklace1
#114fossilized serpent skull8
#256fossilized spike17
#106fossilized spine20
#102fossilized torso61
#100fossilized wing41
#68fossilized wyrm skull11
#107frayed rope belt12
#158freezin' bindle4
#212frigid air mattress4
#210fruitfilm1
#187fry-oil-flavored Hob-O1
#253fudge bunny2
#79fudge cube4
#330fudge lily15
#259fudge spork1
#1142fudgecule31
#324funhouse mirror1
#302ghost protocol1
#199ghost trap7
#275ghostly body paint17
#239giant glass of brandy2
#136giant green gummi bear1
#61giant green gummi ingot11
#428giant pinky ring36
#134giant red gummi bear1
#54giant red gummi ingot11
#78giant stuffed bugbear1
#259giant tube of black lipstick1
#132giant yellow gummi bear1
#54giant yellow gummi ingot12
#150gift-a-pult3
#161gilt perfume bottle1
#3306gingerbread bugbear2
#921gingerbread horror7
#1335gingerbread mutant bugbear4
#198glass of gnat milk1
#188glass of warm milk1
#224glow-in-the-dark dart gun1
#152glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub1
#230gold toothbrush1
#2776golden ring1
#70grape troll doll1
#781gray bow tie7
#882green balloon1
#241green drunki-bear1
#1006green glowstick1
#110green gummi ingot303
🥈green traffic cone1
#123grey cube1
#197gummi canary1
#201gummi salamander1
#241gummi snake1
#34gunwale1
#8gunwale whalegun1
#1225gyroscope1
#110handful of confetti235
#236handmade hobby horse1
#653heart of the volcano10
#1454heart-shaped balloon1
#14hellseal claw2,879
#12hellseal whisker1,722
#1241herb brownies1
#2516herbal stuffing1
#793herringcello23
#1110high-resistance ultrapolymer plating1
#19hobo dungarees1
#182hobo fortress blueprints1
#275hobo nickel1,071
#27hobo stogie1
#208holistic headache remedy1
#575honey-dipped locust1
#185honey-drenched ham slice1
#1025hyperbolic plasma focuser1
#674iGoogly23
#1000immense cyborg hand5
#649incredibly creepy marionette4
#128industrially-crushed ice1
#577inflatable duck1
#691invisible bag1
#544ion grid21
#691ion-pulse modulation stabilizer3
#497irradiated candy cane8
#6ittah bittah hookah1
#218janglin' bones1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#581jar of squeeze1
#489jar of swamp gas81
#1453jawbruiser2
#604jerky coins26
#43ketchup hound423
#1289killer rag doll1
#436kite16
#948knuckle sandwich13
#197kobold kibble1
#293kumquartz22
#250kumquat supersucker1
#600laser-broiled pear13
#162lawnmower blade1
#345lewd playing card7
#270library card1
#420licorice garrote5
#287licorice root20
#233lime supersucker1
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#1726logic synthesizer1
#223lollipop stick335
#167lost elf luggage1
#136lump of Brituminous coal1
#111lynyrd skin1
#938mad scientist's sock monkey2
#836maple syrup1
#686marionette2
#575marionette collective1
#921marshmallow1
#145miniature antlers1
#487miniature stuffed Goth Giant1
#108misfit dolly1
#107misfit hobby horse1
#109misfit teddy bear1
#917monomolecular yo-yo30
#180mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine1
#140motivational poster25
#40moveable feast1
#690mugcake1
#107mulled cider18
#58mummy costume118
#667mylar scout drone7
#1463nanite-infested candy cane6
#1043nanite-infested eggnog5
#1396nanite-infested fruitcake4
#2715nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear2
#372necrotizing body spray15
#55note from Clancy1
#418obnoxious riddle1
#154one pill1
#850orange and black Crimboween candy1
#865oriole-feather headdress1
#42overcharged El Vibrato power sphere1
#1890oyster basket1
#422pack of pogs47
#90panhandle panhandling hat16
#356paperclip128
#103paperclip cape1
#99paperclip pants1
#141paperclip sproinger1
#91paperclip turban1
#101paperclip-on tie1
#228parasitic headgnawer1
#234parasitic strangleworm1
#190parasitic tentacles1
#559patent leather shoes11
#207pear supersucker1
#268pearidot25
#80pegfinger1
#500penguin focaccia bread29
#417penguin thesaurus17
#172perpendicular guano1
#1060personalized birthday cake1
#2716pet rock1
#1651pet rock "Groucho" disguise1
#1882pet rock "Snooty" disguise1
#63petrified wood190
#143pickled bread1
#307pig-iron helm1
#168pile of loose snow1
#382pink plastic baby1
#200pirate cream pie1
#2047pixellated candy heart1
#636plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#201plastic ingot25
#693portable corkscrew10
#99portable photocopier60
#1010possessed top5
#812potted cactus1
#489potted fern1
#43pottery club1
#52pottery hat1
#42pottery shield1
#12pottery training pants2
#690prehistoric spear5
#532press-on ribs1
#321psycho sweater1
#70pumpkinhead mask113
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Wow, that's 25,360 items total!

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