| #46 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 26 |
| #141 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 8 |
| #104 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 2 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #60 | A Light that Never Goes Out | 1 |
| #105 | ASCII fu manchu | 1 |
| #135 | Agent Corrigan's cigarette | 1 |
| #271 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #220 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #253 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #389 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #218 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 7 |
| #241 | Atomic Comic | 2 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #481 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
| #289 | BGE merchandise order form | 14 |
| #363 | BGE pocket calendar | 2 |
| #183 | BGE shotglass | 30 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #634 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #270 | BRAINS shorts | 3 |
| #19 | BRICKO gargantuchicken | 1 |
| #75 | Bag o' Tricks | 1 |
| #520 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 2 |
| #223 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 5 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #49 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #34 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #38 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #65 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 8 |
| #93 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 5 |
| #377 | Blood Light | 8 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #533 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #396 | Boris's ring | 4 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #294 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1 |
| #310 | C.H.U.M. knife | 3 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #364 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #264 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
| #289 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
| #245 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
| #252 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #47 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 11 |
| #492 | CRIMBCO mug | 23 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #299 | CRIMBCO wine | 25 |
| #506 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #1726 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #30 | Chester's moustache | 3 |
| 🥈 | ChibiBuddy™ (on) | 1 |
| #160 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 2 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #58 | Crimbo Credit | 249 |
| #153 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbo food scraps | 1 |
| #584 | Crimbo pie | 2 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #359 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #165 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #268 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #475 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #220 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #459 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #375 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
| #473 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #367 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #254 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #103 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #75 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 1 |
| #132 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 1 |
| #68 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 1 |
| #138 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 1 |
| #119 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 1 |
| #80 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 1 |
| #79 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 1 |
| #125 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 1 |
| #1128 | Crimbuck | 479 |
| #52 | Crown of the Goblin King | 282 |
| #195 | DNOTC Box | 2 |
| #1926 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #27 | Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #245 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 24 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #269 | Ecto-Cooler | 4 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #149 | El Vibrato power sphere | 9 |
| #84 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 1 |
| #106 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 1 |
| #62 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 1 |
| #63 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 2 |
| #93 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #96 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 1 |
| #82 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #133 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 1 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #73 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #1503 | Feynman gate | 2 |
| #126 | Flaskfull of Hollow | 1 |
| #46 | Frankly Mr. Shank | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #370 | Frosty's frosty mug | 4 |
| #57 | Frosty's nailbat | 2 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #135 | Fu Manchu Wax | 1 |
| #85 | Fudgie Roll | 3 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #434 | Go-Wassail | 40 |
| #87 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #75 | Green Manalishi | 24 |
| #338 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| #136 | Gummy Brains | 1 |
| #41 | Hand that Rocks the Ladle | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #487 | Hodgman's blanket | 2 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #232 | Iiti Kitty Gumdrop | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #59 | Irish Coffee, English Heart | 1 |
| #502 | Iron Beta of Industry | 14 |
| #719 | Jack-in-the-box | 6 |
| #106 | Jefferson wings | 1 |
| #256 | Jocko Homo's head | 7 |
| #39 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| #78 | Kashmir sweater | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #356 | Kissin' Cousins | 3 |
| #199 | Knob Goblin Mutagen | 1 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #939 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #253 | Lars the Cyberian | 2 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #196 | Let Me Be! | 7 |
| #141 | Lobos Mints | 1 |
| #978 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 26 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #961 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 6 |
| #119 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 3 |
| #388 | Maxing, Relaxing | 3 |
| #693 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #44 | Meat Tenderizer is Murder | 1 |
| #299 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 3 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #91 | Morlock's Mark Bourbon | 1 |
| #57 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 19 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #188 | NPZR chemistry set | 29 |
| #134 | Necbro wafers | 1 |
| #396 | Nightstalker perfume | 1 |
| #740 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #372 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 3 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #51 | Order of the Green Thumb Order Form | 1 |
| #163 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 4 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #54 | Oscus's pelt | 2 |
| #84 | Paint A Vulgar Pitcher | 1 |
| #203 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 15 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #144 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 2 |
| #130 | Rattlin' Chains | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #126 | Saturday Night Special | 1 |
| #188 | Schrödinger's thermos | 121 |
| #117 | Scuba Snack | 1 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #84 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 10 |
| #31 | Sheila Take a Crossbow | 1 |
| #229 | Shivering Chèvre | 1 |
| #439 | Silver Bullet beer | 3 |
| #282 | Sinful Desires | 2 |
| #921 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #33 | Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals | 1 |
| #14 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #642 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #163 | Stone Golem pebbles | 1 |
| #52 | Strikes Again Bigmouth | 1 |
| #667 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #324 | Summer Nights | 4 |
| #118 | Sweet Sword | 1 |
| #47 | TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ | 2 |
| #182 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 83 |
| #193 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 80 |
| #89 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 3 |
| #205 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 75 |
| #69 | Tales from the Fireside | 9 |
| #322 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 10 |
| #1956 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #236 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 1 |
| #131 | The Art of Slapfighting | 9 |
| #156 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 9 |
| #470 | The Cooler Out of Space | 2 |
| #417 | The Joy of Wassailing | 8 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #10 | The Nuge's favorite crossbow | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #77 | This Charming Flan | 1 |
| #193 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 17 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #121 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 3 |
| #220 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 8 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #125 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 6 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #336 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #592 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 5 |
| #56 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 28 |
| #232 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 1 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #227 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 13 |
| #243 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 9 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #120 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 17 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #605 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #160 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #432 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #74 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 6 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #694 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 5 |
| #750 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #403 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 7 |
| #42 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 12 |
| #37 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 33 |
| #717 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 6 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #174 | Trainbot circuitry | 1 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #144 | Trainbot linkages | 2 |
| #163 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #168 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| #231 | Trainbot slag | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #28 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 25 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #108 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 128 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #295 | Uncle Romulus | 4 |
| #11 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #13 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #186 | White Chocolate Golem Seeds | 1 |
| #1953 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #108 | Wolfman Nardz | 15 |
| #34 | Work is a Four Letter Sword | 1 |
| #193 | Workytime Tea | 11 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #2959 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #651 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| #306 | adorable seal larva | 8 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #618 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #258 | ammonite fossil | 19 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #258 | antique pair of blue jeans | 3 |
| #219 | antique record album | 12 |
| #56 | antique souvenir drawing | 11 |
| #75 | apathetic lizardman doll | 2 |
| #904 | astronaut pants | 7 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #9 | avatar of the Unconscious Collective | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #63 | badass belt | 286 |
| #505 | ball | 12 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #406 | banana-frosted king cake | 7 |
| #360 | bananagate | 19 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1136 | barrrnacle | 8 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #205 | bath ball gift set | 23 |
| #226 | battered Crimbo Crate | 55 |
| #27 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #212 | bed of coals | 4 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #278 | belemnite fossil | 18 |
| #212 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 18 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #92 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #650 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #362 | bite-me-red lipstick | 34 |
| #462 | black spot | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #192 | blob of acid | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #181 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 8 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #52 | bonsai tree | 1 |
| #121 | booby trap | 1 |
| #499 | borg sock monkey | 3 |
| #149 | bottle of Evermore | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #243 | bottle of bubbles | 47 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #403 | bowl of fishysoisse | 2 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #2411 | box of sunshine | 46 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1271 | buckyball | 2 |
| #8 | burst hellseal brain | 1,855 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #855 | candy brain | 1 |
| #1299 | candy cane | 25 |
| #1061 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #668 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #2396 | candy stake | 3 |
| #91 | cannonbomb | 1 |
| #1541 | canteen of wine | 3 |
| #1460 | capacitor relay | 3 |
| #1388 | carbon nanotube frame | 4 |
| #228 | chainsaw chain | 2 |
| #663 | cheap elven gloves | 6 |
| #958 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 6 |
| #715 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #87 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 24 |
| #510 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #154 | cigarette lighter | 1 |
| #196 | cinnamon machine oil | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #179 | clove-flavored lip balm | 1 |
| #1141 | cog | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #681 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| #187 | comfy coffin | 6 |
| #172 | computronic processing unit | 23 |
| #170 | concentrated garbage juice | 5 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #45 | corncob pipe | 23 |
| #140 | corned beet | 1 |
| #26 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #134 | cup of infinite pencils | 11 |
| #281 | cursed scrunchie | 2 |
| #346 | cyborg doll | 5 |
| #153 | cylindrical mold | 12 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #263 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #189 | deluxe fax machine | 2 |
| #25 | depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #28 | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #22 | depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #214 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 1 |
| #366 | drum of pomade | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #135 | eagle feather | 1 |
| #136 | eagle's milk | 1 |
| #169 | eldritch dough | 1 |
| #201 | electrical thingamabob | 53 |
| #1457 | elven limbos gingerbread | 3 |
| #475 | elven cellocello | 31 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #518 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 13 |
| #207 | enchanted muesli | 1 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #222 | extra-see-thru nightie | 2 |
| #274 | extremely skinny jeans | 2 |
| #113 | facehugging alien | 9 |
| #412 | fake hand | 68 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #762 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 8 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #650 | fancy dress ball | 18 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #739 | festive holiday hat | 5 |
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| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
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| #276 | hobo nickel | 1,071 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #205 | holistic headache remedy | 1 |
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| #215 | janglin' bones | 1 |
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| #44 | ketchup hound | 423 |
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| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #599 | laser-broiled pear | 13 |
| #162 | lawnmower blade | 1 |
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| #270 | library card | 1 |
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| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
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| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
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| #165 | lost elf luggage | 1 |
| #136 | lump of Brituminous coal | 1 |
| #110 | lynyrd skin | 1 |
| #939 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 2 |
| #832 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #919 | marshmallow | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #916 | monomolecular yo-yo | 30 |
| #177 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 1 |
| #141 | motivational poster | 25 |
| #40 | moveable feast | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #108 | mulled cider | 18 |
| #58 | mummy costume | 118 |
| #667 | mylar scout drone | 7 |
| #1462 | nanite-infested candy cane | 6 |
| #1040 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #1397 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #372 | necrotizing body spray | 15 |
| #54 | note from Clancy | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #152 | one pill | 1 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #41 | overcharged El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #423 | pack of pogs | 47 |
| #89 | panhandle panhandling hat | 16 |
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| #134 | pickled bread | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
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| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
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| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
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| #100 | portable photocopier | 60 |
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| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #12 | pottery training pants | 2 |
| #690 | prehistoric spear | 5 |
| #531 | press-on ribs | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #71 | pumpkinhead mask | 113 |
| #176 | pygmy dart | 1 |
| #215 | pygmy papers | 1 |
| #689 | quantum polarity inducer | 3 |
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| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #659 | rag doll | 3 |
| #1536 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 3 |
| #240 | recursive spline reticulator | 15 |
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| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
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| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #822 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #109 | rocky road ice cream | 1 |
| #217 | roll of Hob-Os | 1 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #154 | salt water taffy | 1 |
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| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
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| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
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| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
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| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
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| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
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| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
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| #75 | tasteful black bow tie | 1 |
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| #118 | tea for one | 1 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #325 | throwing bone | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #197 | tiny canopic jar | 1 |
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| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
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| #400 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 5 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #475 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 4 |
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| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
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| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #391 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 11 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
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| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
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| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
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| #1652 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 11 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
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| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
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| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
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| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
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| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
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| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
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| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
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| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
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| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
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| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
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| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
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| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
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| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
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| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
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| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
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| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
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| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
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| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
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| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
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| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
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| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
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| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
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| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
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| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
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| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
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| #2068 | top | 1 |
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| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
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| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
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| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
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| #968 | unstable DNA | 41 |
| #1239 | unstable laser battery | 41 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #871 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 10 |
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| #224 | wind-up meatcar | 52 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #67 | wolfman mask | 114 |
| #108 | yellow gummi ingot | 304 |
| #500 | yo | 19 |
| #1512 | yo-yo | 7 |
| #185 | zombie hollandaise | 1 |