Museum :: Saddler

Saddler

Rank	Item	Quantity
#232	"caramel" orange	1
#48	1952 Mickey Mantle card	213
#20	A Guide to Safari	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#273	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#229	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#223	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#230	Alice's Army Coward	1
#155	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
#36	Alice's Army Foil Guard	2
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#67	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#41	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	2
#35	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	2
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#38	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	2
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#258	Alice's Army Guard	1
#247	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#211	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#226	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#224	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#261	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#160	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#254	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#257	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#258	Alice's Army Page	1
#266	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#172	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#250	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#255	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#255	Alice's Army Wallman	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#159	Ancient Protector Soda	1
#347	Argarggagarg's fang	5
#216	Atomic Pop	1
#68	Aura Libre	1
#56	Aye Aye	1
#54	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#64	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#58	BOOtonniere	1
#294	Baja sopapilla	1
#155	Barney's rake	1
#287	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	9
#52	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	1
#100	Beignet Milgranet	1
#77	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	2
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#45	Black Hole	2
#443	Blood Light	5
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#267	Bone's Farm "wine"	7
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#135	Boulevardier cocktail	1
#51	Boxing Day Pass	5
#117	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	18
#44	Buttery Knob	2
#1702	CRIMBCOIDS mints	3
#786	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
#44	Caipiranha	1
#45	Cement Mixer	2
#61	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
#194	Cheer-Up soda	1
#377	Chroner	50
#386	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	6
#71	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	1
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#85	Corpse Island iced tea	53
#41	Crazymaker	4
#687	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	7
#424	Crimbo Factory surprise box	1
#105	Crimbo candle	2
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#175	Crimbojito	1
#45	Crimbow Rainbo	1
#59	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	1
#206	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	1
#81	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	1
#137	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	1
#89	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	1
#149	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	1
#123	Crimbuccaneer shirt	1
#82	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
#131	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	1
#797	Crimbuck	1,000
#176	D roll	50
#34	DNOTC Box	7
#39	Dark & Starry	2
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#191	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#51	Drac & Tan	3
#74	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	145
#13	Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	1
#115	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	1
#21	Dump Truck	11
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#46	Earth and Firewater	1
#70	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#399	Ecto-Cooler	2
#359	Elf Guard MPC	1
#63	Elf Guard hangover cure	1
#78	Elf Guard honor present	2
#98	Elf Guard mouthknife	1
#105	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	1
#87	Elf Guard safety bear	1
#51	Elf Guard squirtgun	1
#80	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	1
#147	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	1
#65	Event Horizon	1
#52	Extra-slimy Slimosa	1
#69	FDKOL commendation	9,669
#265	FDKOL hotcakes	12
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
#32	Firewater	3
#63	Flaming Caipiranha	1
#76	Flaming Knob	1
#7	Flaming Mohobo	140
#43	Flaming Sazerorc	3
#369	Frat Army FGF	4
#82	Fromage Pinotage	1
#265	Frosty's frosty mug	6
#445	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#41	Fuzzy Tentacle	2
#58	Gets-You-Drunk	2
#88	Gin Mint	1
#238	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	10
#55	Glenn's golden dice	2
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#177	Go-Wassail	112
#44	Golden Mean	2
#25	Grasshopper	5
#46	Great Older Fashioned	2
#45	Green Burlap	2
#1441	Green Clover of Justice	1
#38	Green Giant	5
#50	Green Muslin	1
#58	Green Velvet	1
#43	Handsome Devil	1
#252	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	15
#757	Heimandatz's heart	2
#50	Herringtini	1
#326	Hippy Army MPE	11
#109	Hodgman's blanket	12
#39	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	2
#21	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	3
#63	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	2
#110	Hotwire™ brand candy rope	1
#48	Humanitini	3
#88	Hundred Headed IPA	1
#33	Hunger™ Sauce	4
#997	Instant Karma	2
#1674	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#451	Jack-in-the-box	13
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#87	Jamaican coffee	2
#304	Jocko Homo's head	6
#84	Kelflar vest	1
#238	Knob Goblin lunchbox	6
#342	Knob pasty	1
#179	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	1
#62	LOLmec statuette	1
#32	LOV Echinacea Bouquet	1
#115	LOV Entrance Pass	1
#253	Lars the Cyberian	2
#228	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#93	Lil' Snowball Factory	1
#35	Locust	2
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#86	Lumineux Limnio	1
#124	Mark of the Ghost	1
#129	Mark of the Vampire	1
#129	Mark of the Werewolf	1
#127	Mark of the Zombie	1
#45	Martialest Arts trophy	1
#263	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	5
#980	Microplushie: Bropane	1
#839	Microplushie: Dorkonide	1
#890	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	1
#750	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	1
#985	Microplushie: Gothochondria	1
#999	Microplushie: Hippylase	1
#579	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
#918	Microplushie: Hobomosome	1
#1009	Microplushie: Otakulone	1
#952	Microplushie: Raverdrine	1
#962	Microplushie: Sororitrate	1
#88	Mint Yulep	1
#37	Mohobo	3
#28	Moonshine Mohobo	6
#66	Morto Moreto	3
#29	Mr. Burnsger	2
#91	Muschat	1
#171	My First Art of War	1
#50	My First Paycheck envelope	1
#566	NPZR chemistry set	2
#195	New Zealand iced tea	50
#1573	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#236	Nightstalker perfume	10
#34	Oh, the Humanitini	9
#1270	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#144	P.B.L.T.	1
#90	PB&BP	1
#236	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	1
#160	Pain Dip	1
#724	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	10
🥈	Peppermint Pip Packet	1
#813	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#31	Plague of Locusts	4
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#776	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#892	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#887	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#211	Ralph IX cognac	1
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#73	Red Dwarf	1
#370	Red Pill	1
#1463	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#700	SPF 451 lip balm	2
#306	Safari Jack's moustache	5
#80	Sangria de Menthe	1
#37	Sazerorc	2
#38	Sazuruk-hai	2
#472	Schrödinger's thermos	26
#52	Shot of the Living Dead	4
#337	Silver Bullet beer	6
#4	Sizzling Sinner	40
🥈	Skipper's accordion	1
#45	Slimebite	3
#57	Slimosa	1
#34	Slippery Knob	2
#45	Sloe Comfortable Zoo	2
#47	Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	7
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#153	Sogg-Os	1
#23	Special Seasoning	261
#767	Spooky Surprise Egg	4
#63	Suffering Sinner	1
#154	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#52	Suppurating Sinner	1
#44	Swizzler	486
#63	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	1
#70	TÎ¤◊lisman of Baiø‡	1
#348	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	39
#281	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	54
#145	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	2
#288	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	51
#98	Temps Tempranillo	1
#98	Tequiz Navidad	1
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#524	The Cooler Out of Space	1
#537	The Mariachi's guitar case	3
#152	The Necbronomicon	2
#13	The Plumber's mushroom stew	1
🥈	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
#27	Thriller Ice	4
#241	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	15
#61	Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	1
#506	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	1
#832	Thwaitgold ant statuette	1
#268	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	1
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#408	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	1
#835	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#107	Thwaitgold bug statuette	11
#171	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	6
#284	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	2
#802	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	2
#424	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	1
#1412	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	1
#250	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	1
#151	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	1
#1737	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	1
#1944	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#96	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	1
#318	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	1
#172	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	1
#1802	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
#130	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	4
#207	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	2
#405	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	4
#174	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	1
#331	Thwaitgold moth statuette	1
#444	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	1
#224	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	1
#158	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	11
#1297	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	1
#663	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	1
#703	Thwaitgold slug statuette	2
#523	Thwaitgold spider statuette	5
#276	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	1
#888	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	10
#128	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	1
#519	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	1
#751	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	2
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#60	Transylvania Sling	1
#221	Ultrasoldier Serum	3
#918	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
#249	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#1081	Valentine	11
#85	Vodka Matryoshka	1
#89	Wet Russian	3
#165	Yakisoba's hat	8
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#64	Zoodriver	2
#14	accidental mutton	5
#10	actual blood sausage	3
#858	adorable seal larva	3
#285	alien drugs	1
#153	alien force field disruptor bean	3
#32	alien sandwich	3
#104	alien source code printout	3
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#253	ammonite fossil	20
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
#2604	anniversary gift box	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#57	antique spyglass	1
#39	armored prawn	1
#11	baby bark scorpion	3
#185	baby cuddlefish	1
#967	baby killer bee	7
#77	baby rigging snake	1
#117	bag of QWOP	27
#753	bag of lard	1
#49	bag of unfinished business	1
#76	ballpark hot daub	1
#593	banana	6
#121	banana supersucker	5
#15	bananagate	238
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#73	barnacle-encrusted sweater	1
#730	barrrnacle	18
#998	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#49	beach ball marble	1
#233	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#79	beige clambroth marble	1
#58	belemnite candy mold	3
#335	belemnite fossil	14
#74	bishop cookie	1
#318	bite-me-red lipstick	50
#365	black & tan	4
#298	black and white cracker	1
#874	black candy heart	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#90	black velvet box	10
#138	blank diary	1
#116	blank fudge mold	5
#324	blind-packed capsule toy	11
#393	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	1
#117	blob of Alphredo™	4
#1298	blood flower	2
#14	blood roll-up	1
#26	blood sausage	5
#15	blood snowcone	1
#58	blood-red mushroom wine	1
#19	blood-soaked sponge cake	8
#214	blue grass	1
#85	blue money bag	4
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#15	blue raspberry troll doll	4
#136	blue tulip	1
#241	boilermaker	1
#263	boiling seal blood	1
#104	bottle of Bloodweiser	1
#376	bottle of Mystic Shell	2
#50	bottle of Race Car Red	1
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#715	bottle of bubbles	1
#287	bottle of pirate juice	3
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#191	bottled day	1
#485	bouquet of circular saw blades	2
#92	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
#61	bowl of Tastee-Wheet™	2
#296	bowl of fishysoisse	3
#121	bowling ball	7
#99	boxed gumball machine	1
#101	brain preservation fluid	3
#275	bread man	1
#502	breaded beer	1
#35	breakfast miracle	10
#247	brown crock marble	1
#297	bubble-wrap simulator	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#155	bumblebee marble	1
#463	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#258	cabooze	2
#737	can of CRIMBCOLA	5
#352	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#957	can of spinach	1
#363	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	25
#78	candied lime	1
#399	candied yams	23
#27	candy cane candygram	1
#259	candy cigarette	1
#188	candy harmonica	3
#1063	candy kneecapping stick	3
#667	candy knuckles	4
#14	card sleeve	1
#85	carnivorous potted plant	1
#113	cartoon heart	11
#29	chainsaw chain	25
#98	chaos popcorn	2
#89	charisma potion	1
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#185	cheer-o-gram	1
#53	chest of "pirate gold"	1
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#281	chocomotive	2
#2111	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#394	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#156	club sandwich	1
#22	cocoa of youth	2
#56	cod cape	1
#283	cold seal sweat	1
#555	concentrated garbage juice	1
#565	cookie cookie	1
#14	cool iron ingot	2
#96	corned beet	4
#310	corned-beef Reuben	1
#105	corpse on the beach	46
#217	corpsebite	1
#96	corpsedriver	46
#64	corpsetini	58
#172	cranberry margarita (brackish)	2
#63	cranberry schnapps	6
#134	crappy brain	36
#126	crystal skeleton vodka	1
#40	crystalline seal eye	1
#200	cube of billiard chalk	1
#47	cuppa Royal tea	6
#56	cuppa Sobrie tea	1
#203	cursed scrunchie	5
#323	deadly lampshade	3
#87	decanter of fine Scotch	3
#134	decent brain	57
#16	defective Game Grid token	1
#1604	delicious salad	3
#106	dense meat stack	21,107
#159	depleted Crimbonium football helmet	1
#516	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
#738	designer handbag	3
#93	deviled egg	1
#481	dire fudgesicle	1
#199	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	4
#190	disco horoscope (Aries)	4
#156	disco horoscope (Cancer)	7
#223	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	3
#211	disco horoscope (Gemini)	3
#143	disco horoscope (Leo)	9
#184	disco horoscope (Libra)	5
#217	disco horoscope (Pisces)	3
#92	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	15
#243	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	2
#147	disco horoscope (Taurus)	7
#176	disco horoscope (Virgo)	5
#538	distilled fortified wine	4
#274	donated booze	27
#210	donated candy	44
#349	donated food	15
#656	donkey flipbook	1
#53	drafty drawers	1
#41	dread tarragon	1
#7	dreadful box	3
#15	dreadful roast	8
#131	drive-thru burger	1
#57	droppable microphone	1
#127	drum of pomade	11
#52	dubious loincloth	1
#113	dumb mud	1
#36	eau de mort	1
#51	eerie fetish	1
🥈	eerily silent box	1
#263	eggwater	1
#126	eldritch alignment spray	1
#388	eldritch effluvium	1
#162	eldritch ichor	1
#42	eldritch scanner	1
#4	eldritch tincture (depleted)	1
#96	electric Kool-Aid	1
#548	electrical thingamabob	1
#48	elf army field rations	1
#656	enchanted leopard-print barbell	10
#218	epic wad	2
#35	everfull glass	1
#296	executive mime flask	1
#155	expensive cigar	1
#112	extra-greasy slider	23
#222	extra-see-thru nightie	2
#107	extremely confusing manual	1
#42	fake cocktail	1
#11	fancy beef jerky	16
#2520	fancy chocolate	1
#116	festive egg sac	1
#243	fiery wing	17
#692	[2426]fire flower	1
#82	fireman's helmet	1
#293	flan del mar	1
#132	flask of Amontillado	1
#68	flask of egggrog	2
#183	fleshy putty	1
#270	flour cookie	1
#143	fluid of fudge-finding	1
#307	foetid seal tear	1
#36	folder (D-Team)	1
#32	folder (KOLHS)	1
#44	folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	1
#49	folder (Yedi)	1
#31	folder (cyan)	1
#54	folder (heavy metal)	1
#22	folder (magenta)	1
#22	folder (owl)	1
#51	folder (sports car)	1
#53	folder (sportsballs)	1
#20	foot-long hot daub	1
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#42	fountain 'soda'	12
#149	freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	3
#257	freightcake	3
#1032	friendly cheez blob	2
#178	frigid fudgepuck	22
#100	frozen banquet	19
#77	fruit-stuffed rumcake	1
#55	frying brainpan	1
#187	fudge bunny	3
#197	fudge cube	1
#4	fudge lily	1,058
#62	fudge pocket square	1
#259	fudge spork	1
#789	fudgecule	333
#178	fudgecycle	1
#63	fumble formula	1
#217	funhouse mirror	3
#4736	fuzzy dice	1
#23	ghost pepper	7
#209	ghost protocol	3
#63	ghost trap	30
#494	ghostly body paint	1
#161	giant candy cane	1
#62	giant diamond ring	1
#101	giant green gummi bear	2
#34	giant green gummi ingot	34
#106	giant pearl	1
#135	giant red gummi bear	1
#32	giant red gummi ingot	35
#132	giant yellow gummi bear	1
#30	giant yellow gummi ingot	35
#53	gift card	10
#321	gin-soaked blotter paper	1
#608	gingerbread house	1
#92	gingerbread pirate	1
#806	gingerbread robot	1
#131	glass of bourbon	3
#37	glass of raw eggs	12
#1206	gloomy black mushroom	2
#161	goblin water	1
#793	gold wedding ring	1
#138	golden fleece	1
#76	golden gum	3
#24	golden tattoo gun	2
#193	good brain	132
#320	gooified animal matter	1
#308	gooified mineral matter	1
#309	gooified vegetable matter	1
#89	government	1
#261	government cheese	1
#60	grandfather watch	1
#15	grape troll doll	4
#1910	green beer	1
#1159	green candy heart	1
#112	green drunki-bear	5
#79	green eggnog	2
#234	green gummi ingot	146
#278	green peawee marble	1
#28	green rock candy	1
#35	green-iced sweet roll	1
#53	grilled cheese sandwich	1
#294	grilled mooseflank	1
#96	grog nuts	1
#64	groping claw	1
#4475	grue egg	2
#110	gummi ammonite	2
#165	gummi belemnite	1
#67	gummi bowtie	1
#197	gummi canary	1
#202	gummi salamander	1
#242	gummi snake	1
#170	gummi trilobite	1
#41	guy made of bee pollen	64
#401	half-rotten brain	1
#93	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	2
#190	handful of Laughing Willow bark	1
#2517	handful of confetti	11
#124	handful of crafty noodles	4
#127	handful of numbers	3
#149	haunted battery	1
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#788	petit 4.1	1
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#126	pickled bread	2
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#494	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	1
#495	pog #08 (hellion)	1
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#42	replica Elf Guard medal	1
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#58	ridiculous belt	1
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#72	ridiculous earring	1
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#88	sausage wonton	2
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#8	scabrous seal epaulets	1
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#168	scotch on the rocks	1
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#129	self-repairing earmuffs	1
#52	sequin-encrusted sweater	1
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#87	silent Q	1
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#178	smoking grass	528
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#1729	square CRIMBCOOKIE	1
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#219	stale Cheer-E-Os	1
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#18	strawberyl	235
#77	strawberyl necklace	1
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#599	string of Crimbo lights	1
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#90	stuffed kraken	1
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#256	sucker hakama	1
#219	sucker kabuto	1
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#109	sundae ration	1
#305	superheated fudge	12
#432	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#47	tailbone shield	1
#143	tangled mass of creepy pasta	3
#99	tankard of ale	30
#86	tasty tart	19
#1592	teddy borg	2
#450	thermos full of Knob coffee	1
#143	third ear	1
#183	throwing candy	1
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#27	tiny glowing red nose	1
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#16	tiny plastic Abuela's cottage	1
#21	tiny plastic Armory	1
#17	tiny plastic Bar	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#61	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
#17	tiny plastic Cafe	1
#36	tiny plastic Cheer Core	1
#47	tiny plastic Crimbo caroler	1
#42	tiny plastic Crimbo cheer	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#19	tiny plastic Factory	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#173	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#169	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#45	tiny plastic Mirth	1
#40	tiny plastic Penny	1
#67	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#109	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#39	tiny plastic caboose	1
#38	tiny plastic chem lab	1
#37	tiny plastic coal car	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#36	tiny plastic dining car	1
#100	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#37	tiny plastic food lab	1
#37	tiny plastic locomotive	1
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#72	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#46	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	1
#39	tiny plastic nog lab	1
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
#39	tiny plastic passenger car	1
#39	tiny plastic primary lab	1
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#101	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
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#53	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
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#432	tofurkey leg	20
#51	tonguebone	1
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#523	towel	18
#88	traditional Crimbo cookie	10
#276	transparent nog	1
#50	transparent pants	1
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#71	trick coin	1
#84	trilobite candy mold	2
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#268	unfinished fruitcake	1
#162	unidentified drink	1
#201	universal biscuit	1
#240	unquiet spirits	1
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#445	untamable turtle	5
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#51	vial of hot blood	1
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#106	warbear badge	1
#297	warbear empathy chip	1
#55	warbear feasting bread	14
#383	warbear gyrocopter	1
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#46	wolfskull mask	1
#65	wriggling severed nose	2
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#143	yellow drunki-bear	3
#232	yellow gummi ingot	146
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#37	yule grog	1

Wow, that's 42,519 items total!

what items are this player missing?