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| #220 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
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| #256 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #245 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #253 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #263 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
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| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
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| #3593 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1416 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #2024 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #199 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 23 |
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| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #518 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 2 |
| #366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #324 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #312 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #316 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #659 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 2 |
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| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #1000 | Wand of Nagamar | 2 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #394 | ammonite fossil | 11 |
| #245 | arrowgram | 1 |
| #5943 | badass belt | 3 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #857 | belemnite fossil | 2 |
| #1672 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #4255 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #89 | chocolate disco ball | 13 |
| #207 | chocolate stolen accordion | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #620 | cymbal syrup | 2 |
| #358 | divine blowout | 11 |
| #365 | divine can of silly string | 11 |
| #3662 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #1945 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #727 | fudge lily | 2 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2129 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #764 | guy made of bee pollen | 2 |
| #4014 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1388 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #1511 | jazz soap | 4 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #599 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #2522 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #1822 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1023 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #261 | oily golden mushroom | 2 |
| #818 | old sweatpants | 67 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #985 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #919 | puce paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1056 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #3297 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #647 | stinky mushroom | 2 |
| #533 | stone of eXtreme power | 16 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1867 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #1960 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #715 | sucker scaffold | 2 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #481 | t8r tots | 8 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #602 | trilobite fossil | 5 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #1118 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #850 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |