| #271 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #228 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #248 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #567 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #49 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #34 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #9 | BittyCar SoulCar | 2 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #1726 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| 🥈 | ChibiBuddy™ (on) | 1 |
| #1040 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 3 |
| #439 | Crimbo Credit | 4 |
| #1258 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 2 |
| #84 | Crimbo salad | 7 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #62 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 2 |
| #110 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #475 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #220 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #459 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #24 | Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis | 1 |
| #375 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
| #473 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #367 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #254 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #200 | D roll | 35 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #148 | Friendliness Beverage | 42 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #226 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 3 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #771 | Jack-in-the-box | 5 |
| #620 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #26 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 4 |
| #155 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 1 |
| #189 | New Zealand iced tea | 51 |
| #20 | Rümpelstiltz | 1 |
| #121 | Roman sadnals | 2 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #493 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 3 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #195 | Strix stix | 5 |
| #626 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #156 | TI-9000 calculator | 5 |
| #216 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 68 |
| #275 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 55 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #230 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 64 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #23 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #193 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 17 |
| #62 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 8 |
| #468 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 9 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #1050 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 4 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #187 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 4 |
| #345 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 9 |
| #1720 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 3 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #130 | alien drugs | 19 |
| #33 | alien force field disruptor bean | 17 |
| #107 | alien protein powder | 1 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #108 | bark rootbeer | 6 |
| #67 | bartender-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #135 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #27 | blind-packed capsule toy | 633 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #211 | blue grass | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #81 | bottle of drinkin' gas | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #257 | bread line | 4 |
| #97 | bubble-wrap simulator | 10 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #26 | buffed alien drugs | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #255 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #85 | candied bolts | 9 |
| #424 | candied nuts | 4 |
| #197 | candy cigarette | 7 |
| #110 | chef-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #127 | choco-Crimbot | 12 |
| #21 | circle drum | 1 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #30 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #365 | communal gobstopper | 2 |
| #119 | cookie cookie | 5 |
| #33 | corrupted bird DNA | 1 |
| #40 | crystalline seal eye | 1 |
| #617 | designer handbag | 4 |
| #2464 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #143 | droll monocle | 7 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #344 | electrical thingamabob | 10 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #22 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #135 | flask flops | 3 |
| #220 | flask of mining oil | 5 |
| #280 | flask of tainted mining oil | 5 |
| #201 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #728 | garish pinky ring | 3 |
| #987 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #274 | gingerbread robot | 4 |
| #249 | glass of herbal tequila | 1 |
| #171 | gold tooth | 1 |
| #89 | government | 1 |
| #114 | government cheese | 31 |
| #183 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #51 | grilled cheese sandwich | 1 |
| #648 | handful of confetti | 63 |
| #1993 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #174 | hemp candy necklace | 5 |
| #68 | high-energy mining laser | 25 |
| #155 | impure gasoline | 5 |
| #16 | iron chain | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #125 | java cookie | 5 |
| #195 | jive turkey leg | 5 |
| #206 | kiwi beak | 2 |
| #194 | legitimate business on the beach | 8 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #109 | loaf of alien bread | 1 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #167 | nastygeist | 1 |
| #212 | neutron lollipop | 1 |
| #139 | non-aged vinegar | 12 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #418 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #676 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #88 | overloaded micro-reactor | 40 |
| #158 | pair of government shades | 2 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #232 | peppermint tailings | 59 |
| #38 | perl necklace | 7 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #248 | petit 4.1 | 4 |
| #427 | petit fortran | 2 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #19 | pine cone | 1 |
| #9 | pine cone necklace | 1 |
| #95 | plaid cowboy hat | 3 |
| #293 | plastic ingot | 9 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #436 | powdered candy sushi set | 4 |
| #167 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #62 | radiation-resistant helmet | 25 |
| #28 | record of tranquil silence | 1 |
| #166 | red ale | 5 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #28 | red armband | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #139 | rocket fuel | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #360 | ruby on canes | 2 |
| #96 | rusted-out shootin' iron | 2 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #167 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #93 | seared dino steak | 1 |
| #66 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 25 |
| #17 | shaking skull | 1 |
| #246 | shot of mescal | 1 |
| #194 | sleeve deuce | 4 |
| #138 | smart watch | 1 |
| #146 | sneaky wrapping paper | 5 |
| #453 | solid gold bowling ball | 40 |
| #33 | space bar | 1 |
| #208 | space beast fur | 2 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #39 | space invader | 1 |
| #198 | space junk | 3 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #51 | space port | 3 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #96 | sparking robo-battery | 50 |
| #72 | spirit bed | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #59 | stealth bomber | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #373 | sweet mochi ball | 9 |
| #168 | throwing candy | 2 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #89 | twitching time capsule | 5 |
| #216 | unquiet spirits | 2 |
| #860 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| #153 | viral DNA | 5 |
| #189 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #315 | warbear battery | 7 |
| #9 | warbear battle greaves | 1 |
| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| 🥇 | warbear breakfast machine | 1 |
| #218 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 2 |
| #109 | warbear chemistry lab | 2 |
| #15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| #182 | warbear drone assembler | 3 |
| #149 | warbear empathy chip | 4 |
| #200 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #189 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #211 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #228 | warbear gyrocopter | 4 |
| #193 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #169 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #180 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
| #8 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| #356 | warbear metalworking primer | 2 |
| #162 | warbear officer requisition box | 2 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plain helm | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #312 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 3 |
| #159 | warbear requisition box | 30 |
| #300 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 3 |
| #370 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 2 |
| #217 | warbear soda machine assembler | 2 |
| #345 | warbear trouser fragment | 1 |
| #12 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| #561 | warbear whosit | 14 |
| #247 | whiskey in a broken glass | 1 |