| #274 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #231 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #251 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #570 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #48 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #36 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #9 | BittyCar SoulCar | 2 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1224 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #1727 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| 🥈 | ChibiBuddy™ (on) | 1 |
| #1042 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 3 |
| #440 | Crimbo Credit | 4 |
| #1261 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 2 |
| #84 | Crimbo salad | 7 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #62 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 2 |
| #111 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #471 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #243 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #259 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #259 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
| #205 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #474 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #219 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #218 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #459 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #24 | Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis | 1 |
| #374 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #366 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #253 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #199 | D roll | 35 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| #521 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #150 | Friendliness Beverage | 42 |
| #62 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #226 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 3 |
| #1147 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #772 | Jack-in-the-box | 5 |
| #622 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #26 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 4 |
| #156 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 1 |
| #191 | New Zealand iced tea | 51 |
| #20 | Rümpelstiltz | 1 |
| #123 | Roman sadnals | 2 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #493 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 3 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #198 | Strix stix | 5 |
| #627 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #157 | TI-9000 calculator | 5 |
| #216 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 68 |
| #275 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 55 |
| #247 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #230 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 64 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #24 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #195 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 17 |
| #66 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 8 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 9 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #1071 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 4 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #188 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 4 |
| #345 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 9 |
| #1741 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 3 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #129 | alien drugs | 19 |
| #33 | alien force field disruptor bean | 17 |
| #108 | alien protein powder | 1 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #109 | bark rootbeer | 6 |
| #67 | bartender-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1662 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #135 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #27 | blind-packed capsule toy | 633 |
| #3305 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #213 | blue grass | 1 |
| #953 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #83 | bottle of drinkin' gas | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #255 | bread line | 4 |
| #98 | bubble-wrap simulator | 10 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #26 | buffed alien drugs | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #255 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #1500 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #85 | candied bolts | 9 |
| #424 | candied nuts | 4 |
| #199 | candy cigarette | 7 |
| #110 | chef-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #127 | choco-Crimbot | 12 |
| #21 | circle drum | 1 |
| #1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #31 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #365 | communal gobstopper | 2 |
| #123 | cookie cookie | 5 |
| #35 | corrupted bird DNA | 1 |
| #40 | crystalline seal eye | 1 |
| #624 | designer handbag | 4 |
| #2467 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #143 | droll monocle | 7 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #344 | electrical thingamabob | 10 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #20 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #174 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #145 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #136 | flask flops | 3 |
| #220 | flask of mining oil | 5 |
| #278 | flask of tainted mining oil | 5 |
| #203 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #727 | garish pinky ring | 3 |
| #984 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #274 | gingerbread robot | 4 |
| #248 | glass of herbal tequila | 1 |
| #176 | gold tooth | 1 |
| #89 | government | 1 |
| #115 | government cheese | 31 |
| #183 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #54 | grilled cheese sandwich | 1 |
| #651 | handful of confetti | 63 |
| #1997 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #172 | hemp candy necklace | 5 |
| #67 | high-energy mining laser | 25 |
| #156 | impure gasoline | 5 |
| #16 | iron chain | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #125 | java cookie | 5 |
| #197 | jive turkey leg | 5 |
| #207 | kiwi beak | 2 |
| #198 | legitimate business on the beach | 8 |
| #23 | little red book | 1 |
| #109 | loaf of alien bread | 1 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #167 | nastygeist | 1 |
| #211 | neutron lollipop | 1 |
| #142 | non-aged vinegar | 12 |
| #41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #417 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #676 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #87 | overloaded micro-reactor | 40 |
| #158 | pair of government shades | 2 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #234 | peppermint tailings | 59 |
| #38 | perl necklace | 7 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #248 | petit 4.1 | 4 |
| #429 | petit fortran | 2 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #19 | pine cone | 1 |
| #9 | pine cone necklace | 1 |
| #98 | plaid cowboy hat | 3 |
| #294 | plastic ingot | 9 |
| #273 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #438 | powdered candy sushi set | 4 |
| #168 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #62 | radiation-resistant helmet | 25 |
| #28 | record of tranquil silence | 1 |
| #164 | red ale | 5 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #29 | red armband | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #140 | rocket fuel | 1 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #359 | ruby on canes | 2 |
| #97 | rusted-out shootin' iron | 2 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #168 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #95 | seared dino steak | 1 |
| #66 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 25 |
| #17 | shaking skull | 1 |
| #245 | shot of mescal | 1 |
| #196 | sleeve deuce | 4 |
| #138 | smart watch | 1 |
| #146 | sneaky wrapping paper | 5 |
| #456 | solid gold bowling ball | 40 |
| #34 | space bar | 1 |
| #210 | space beast fur | 2 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #39 | space invader | 1 |
| #201 | space junk | 3 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #51 | space port | 3 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #95 | sparking robo-battery | 50 |
| #72 | spirit bed | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #61 | stealth bomber | 1 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #373 | sweet mochi ball | 9 |
| #169 | throwing candy | 2 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #955 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1160 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1156 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1139 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1361 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #94 | twitching time capsule | 5 |
| #218 | unquiet spirits | 2 |
| #867 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| #155 | viral DNA | 5 |
| #188 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #312 | warbear battery | 7 |
| #9 | warbear battle greaves | 1 |
| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| 🥇 | warbear breakfast machine | 1 |
| #217 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 2 |
| #109 | warbear chemistry lab | 2 |
| #15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| #179 | warbear drone assembler | 3 |
| #149 | warbear empathy chip | 4 |
| #199 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #188 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #209 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #227 | warbear gyrocopter | 4 |
| #192 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #168 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #179 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
| #9 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| #355 | warbear metalworking primer | 2 |
| #160 | warbear officer requisition box | 2 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plain helm | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #311 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 3 |
| #158 | warbear requisition box | 30 |
| #298 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 3 |
| #369 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 2 |
| #216 | warbear soda machine assembler | 2 |
| #344 | warbear trouser fragment | 1 |
| #13 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| #557 | warbear whosit | 14 |
| #248 | whiskey in a broken glass | 1 |