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| #69 | Aura Libre | 1 |
| #58 | Black Hole | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #216 | CSA scoutmaster's "water" | 1 |
| #83 | Candicaine | 1 |
| #60 | Chakra Libre | 1 |
| #288 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1453 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #1939 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #52 | Doublepunchplanter | 1 |
| #56 | Fauna Libre | 1 |
| #42 | Five Second Energy™ | 1 |
| #120 | Flamin' Whatshisname | 1 |
| #66 | Golden Mean | 1 |
| #46 | Herring Wallbanger | 1 |
| #287 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #44 | Punchplanter | 1 |
| #99 | Tequiz Navidad | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #802 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1773 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1001 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #90 | bottle of Amontillado | 1 |
| #392 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #149 | bottle of Evermore | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #215 | bottle of Pete's Sake | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #117 | caipifruta | 1 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1825 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #125 | crystal skeleton vodka | 1 |
| #494 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #96 | hot mint schnocolate | 1 |
| #1086 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1286 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #657 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #630 | off-white striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #321 | plastic cup of beer | 1 |
| #64 | plastic cup of flat beer | 1 |
| #215 | plum wine | 1 |
| #931 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #267 | pumpkin beer | 1 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #807 | red striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #555 | silver tongue charrrm | 4 |
| #6935 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7025 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8830 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #7819 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7023 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #7004 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #1713 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #7841 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7795 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7821 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #1000 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #749 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 2 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #601 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #228 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 3 |
| #498 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #750 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #356 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 2 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #324 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 2 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #731 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 2 |
| #401 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 5 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #593 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #744 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 2 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #569 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #765 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 2 |
| #507 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 4 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #750 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 2 |
| #304 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 2 |
| #990 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 3 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #891 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 2 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #945 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 3 |
| #1157 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #822 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #483 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #473 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #956 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 3 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 5 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 2 |
| #1098 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 2 |
| #3966 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #742 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 5 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 2 |
| #974 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 3 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 2 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #1116 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 2 |
| #1117 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 2 |
| #6242 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #868 | tiny plastic fire servant | 2 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3896 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8130 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1341 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8103 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1338 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #883 | tiny plastic peacannon | 2 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #1127 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #8227 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2331 | toast | 48 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |