| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #271 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #227 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #220 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #228 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #83 | Alice's Army Dervish | 3 |
| #202 | Alice's Army Guard | 2 |
| #245 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #208 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #222 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #221 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #51 | Alice's Army Martyr | 6 |
| #253 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #263 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #56 | Alice's Army Sniper | 5 |
| #248 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #213 | Atomic Pop | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #125 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 4 |
| #102 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 74 |
| #435 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 5 |
| #588 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #49 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #38 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #148 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 1 |
| #567 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #533 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #236 | Bonerdagon necklace | 44 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #1167 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #144 | Boss Bat britches | 82 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #31 | Can of Spaghetto | 1 |
| #170 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 1 |
| #411 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 19 |
| #264 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #676 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug | 1 |
| #1348 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1379 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll | 1 |
| #1363 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo tree flocker | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #359 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #268 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #412 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 2 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #176 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 2 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
| #391 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 3 |
| #172 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 2 |
| #409 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 2 |
| #381 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 3 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #375 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
| #407 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 2 |
| #367 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #410 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 2 |
| #254 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #226 | Crown of the Goblin King | 96 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #190 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #454 | Dolphin King's crown | 10 |
| #392 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 9 |
| #140 | Drowsy Sword | 131 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #474 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #444 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #605 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #397 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #150 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 3 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #652 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
| #136 | Gummy Brains | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #268 | Iron Beta of Industry | 35 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #343 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #141 | Lobos Mints | 1 |
| #523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #162 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 138 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #528 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #355 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #135 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #87 | Misty Cape | 27 |
| #124 | Misty Cloak | 14 |
| #102 | Misty Robe | 24 |
| #282 | Nardz energy beverage | 1 |
| #134 | Necbro wafers | 1 |
| #134 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 49 |
| #396 | Nightstalker perfume | 1 |
| #296 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 7 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #610 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #130 | Rattlin' Chains | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #770 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #536 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #118 | Sweet Sword | 1 |
| #778 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #826 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #804 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #168 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| #524 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #649 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 6 |
| #79 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 9 |
| #603 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 4 |
| #94 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 7 |
| #122 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 7 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 15 |
| #227 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 13 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #120 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 17 |
| #42 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 7 |
| #810 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 2 |
| #234 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 19 |
| #103 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 5 |
| #505 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| #318 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1 |
| #319 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 1 |
| #311 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 1 |
| #306 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #416 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 8 |
| #68 | Zim Merman's guitar | 12 |
| #252 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 5 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #116 | antimatter wad | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #31 | arrowgram | 261 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #270 | badass belt | 137 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #459 | barrrnacle | 34 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #697 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| #584 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #509 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #394 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 1 |
| #217 | blob of Alphredo™ | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #299 | blue class ring | 10 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #263 | boiling seal blood | 1 |
| #944 | bone chips | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #564 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #712 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
| #637 | bottle of goofballs | 40 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #1450 | box of sunshine | 124 |
| #452 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #204 | breakfast mess | 1 |
| #89 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #14 | bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) | 1 |
| #19 | bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) | 1 |
| #12 | bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #713 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #669 | candied bolts | 1 |
| #667 | candied nuts | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #529 | carbonated soy milk | 1 |
| #146 | caret | 1 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #287 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #417 | cheap cigar butt | 1 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #299 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #504 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #283 | cold seal sweat | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #648 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #564 | cookie cookie | 1 |
| #170 | cool whip | 37 |
| #521 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #40 | crystalline seal eye | 1 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #313 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #205 | death blossom | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #279 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 1 |
| #280 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 1 |
| #285 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 1 |
| #261 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 1 |
| #284 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 1 |
| #275 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 1 |
| #344 | discocktail | 1 |
| #982 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #582 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| 🥈 | drum machine | 33,000 |
| #366 | drum of pomade | 1 |
| #185 | drywall axe | 73 |
| #2323 | duct tape | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #547 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #33 | empty agua de vida bottle | 2,977 |
| #131 | enchanted handwarmer | 1 |
| #539 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #83 | equal sign | 2 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #405 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #313 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #567 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #216 | fat wallet | 1 |
| #655 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #55 | fistful of ashes | 90 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #271 | flask of mining oil | 1 |
| #204 | floorboard cruft | 1 |
| #307 | foetid seal tear | 1 |
| #215 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 1 |
| #739 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1412 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #217 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #781 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #539 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #108 | fuzzy busby | 31 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #132 | fuzzy earmuffs | 24 |
| #108 | fuzzy montera | 26 |
| #201 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #659 | gas balloon | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #119 | gearbox necklace | 7 |
| #353 | ghost of a necklace | 6 |
| #301 | ghost protocol | 1 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #493 | ghostly body paint | 1 |
| #67 | giant discarded bottlecap | 59 |
| #279 | giant discarded plastic fork | 34 |
| #100 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 40 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #135 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #170 | giant pinky ring | 86 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #161 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #130 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #169 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #809 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #571 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #164 | gold wedding ring | 58 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #567 | green clay bead | 10 |
| #243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #1007 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #595 | gremlin juice | 1 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #196 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #204 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #243 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #210 | handful of crafty noodles | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #248 | heart of the volcano | 29 |
| #384 | henna face paint | 1 |
| #1879 | herringcello | 1 |
| #284 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #547 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #866 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #37 | hot plate | 124 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #40 | imp unity ring | 126 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #569 | java cookie | 1 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
| #2544 | killing feather | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #108 | left bracket | 1 |
| #175 | left parenthesis | 2 |
| #252 | lewd playing card | 10 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #209 | little round pebble | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #990 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #72 | lowercase a | 1 |
| #347 | lucky rabbit's foot | 19 |
| #21 | makeshift cape | 17 |
| #193 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #38 | makeshift skirt | 4 |
| #74 | makeshift turban | 2 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #478 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #146 | miniature boiler | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #312 | mixed wildflower greens | 1 |
| #586 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #493 | natural fennel soda | 1 |
| #521 | necrotizing body spray | 1 |
| #169 | neutron lollipop | 2 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #418 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #860 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #108 | obsidian dagger | 95 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #616 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #928 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #307 | pail | 40 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #317 | pants of the Slug Lord | 12 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #236 | pat-a-cake pendant | 5 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #666 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #469 | peppermint tailings | 1 |
| #143 | percent sign | 2 |
| #397 | perl necklace | 1 |
| #787 | petit 4.1 | 1 |
| #544 | petit fortran | 1 |
| #681 | pink clay bead | 9 |
| #528 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #493 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #848 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #531 | press-on ribs | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #50 | recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto | 1 |
| #273 | red class ring | 43 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #653 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #924 | ridiculous cocktail | 1 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #857 | ridiculous sandwich | 1 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #215 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 15 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #2679 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #386 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #449 | ruby on canes | 1 |
| #111 | rusty chain necklace | 31 |
| #378 | sausage bomb | 1 |
| #2590 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #103 | sawblade shield | 36 |
| #683 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #409 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #213 | shiny ring | 109 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #138 | smart watch | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #370 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #151 | spark plug earring | 6 |
| #222 | spectre scepter | 131 |
| #46 | spice melange | 9 |
| #72 | spirit bed | 1 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #191 | spirit blanket | 1 |
| #258 | spirit gum | 1 |
| #198 | spirit mattress | 1 |
| #189 | spirit pillow | 1 |
| #182 | spirit sheet | 1 |
| #207 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #801 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #898 | sweet mochi ball | 1 |
| #682 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #212 | tangled mass of creepy pasta | 1 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #608 | tequila grenade | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #325 | throwing bone | 1 |
| #1444 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #396 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 5 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #825 | towel | 9 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1592 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #576 | tube of dread wax | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #2308 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #266 | vampire pearl | 1 |
| #162 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 56 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #508 | war tongs | 1 |
| #189 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #342 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 1 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #479 | warbear battery | 1 |
| #9 | warbear battle greaves | 1 |
| #6 | warbear bearserker greaves | 1 |
| #166 | warbear bearserker mead | 1 |
| #252 | warbear bearserker potion | 1 |
| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #169 | warbear blizzard mead | 1 |
| #293 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 1 |
| #6 | warbear ceremonial party pants | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #308 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| 🥉 | warbear electric long johns | 1 |
| #5 | warbear electric warscarf | 1 |
| #4 | warbear electro-spiked helm | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #200 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #189 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #197 | warbear feasting bread | 1 |
| #190 | warbear feasting mead | 1 |
| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| #4 | warbear fleece-lined long johns | 1 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| #211 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #167 | warbear gyro | 1 |
| #384 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #5 | warbear heated ushanka | 1 |
| #340 | warbear helm fragment | 1 |
| #193 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #341 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 1 |
| #169 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #180 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
| #6 | warbear lined ushanka | 1 |
| #94 | warbear liquid lasers | 1 |
| #273 | warbear liquid overcoat | 1 |
| #8 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| #436 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #6 | warbear nuclear bowtie | 1 |
| 🥇 | warbear officer greaves | 1 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plain helm | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
| #423 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #87 | warbear rejuvenation potion | 1 |
| #382 | warbear requisition box | 1 |
| #422 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| #433 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #298 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #5 | warbear spiked helm | 1 |
| #87 | warbear superpotion | 1 |
| #156 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 1 |
| #345 | warbear trouser fragment | 1 |
| #273 | warbear wardance potion | 1 |
| #134 | warbear warrior bread | 1 |
| #12 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| #650 | warbear whosit | 1 |
| #937 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #485 | whisker pencil | 1 |
| #214 | white class ring | 48 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #509 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #830 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #198 | woven baling wire bracelets | 5 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #165 | wrench bracelet | 22 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #1011 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |