Museum :: Ucibius

Ucibius

Rank	Item	Quantity
#50	7-inch discus	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#215	Alice's Army Alchemist	2
#173	Alice's Army Bowman	2
#169	Alice's Army Cleric	2
#173	Alice's Army Coward	2
#108	Alice's Army Dervish	2
#205	Alice's Army Guard	2
#205	Alice's Army Halberder	2
#162	Alice's Army Hammerman	2
#167	Alice's Army Horseman	2
#170	Alice's Army Lanceman	2
#214	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	2
#106	Alice's Army Martyr	2
#204	Alice's Army Ninja	2
#205	Alice's Army Nurse	2
#204	Alice's Army Page	2
#216	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	2
#109	Alice's Army Sniper	2
#205	Alice's Army Spearsman	2
#204	Alice's Army Swordsman	2
#207	Alice's Army Wallman	2
#1457	Amulet of Yendor	1
#877	Ancient Saucehelm	3
#537	Angelhair Culottes	2
#439	Argarggagarg's fang	4
#242	Atomic Comic	2
#75	BGE merchandise order form	50
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#236	BRAINS shorts	4
#126	BRICKO brick	2,561
#190	BRICKO eye brick	249
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#534	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	2
#456	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	25
#824	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
#433	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	4
#388	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	3
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#908	Bling of the New Wave	1
#153	Blood Light	29
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#344	Bone's Farm "wine"	5
#20	Boris's Helm	1
#201	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	17
#63	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#100	Brimstone Boxers	1
#39	Brimstone Bunker	1
#282	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	2
#44	C.H.U.M. chum	48
#249	C.H.U.M. knife	4
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#1224	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#1190	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#328	Claw of the Infernal Seal	3
#823	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	3
#600	Cloaca-Cola helmet	4
#771	Cloaca-Cola shield	3
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#1557	Codpiece of the Goblin King	3
#967	Colander of Em-er'il	3
#161	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	8
#226	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#161	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	6
#391	Corpse Island iced tea	13
#919	Crimbo candied pecan	7
#760	Crimbo fudge	11
#779	Crimbo peppermint bark	10
#231	Crimbuck	3,417
#511	Crown of the Goblin King	49
#26	Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	1
#220	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	26
#1695	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#292	Drowsy Sword	65
#618	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	4
#991	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#956	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	2
#24	Earring of Fire	3
#477	Ecto-Cooler	1
#808	El Sombrero De Lopez	3
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#949	Elder Turtle Shell	3
#17	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#270	Elmley shades	3
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#307	FDKOL hotcakes	10
#62	Frown Exerciser	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#508	Galapagosian Cuisses	2
#519	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	2
#104	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	3
#106	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#92	Go-Wassail	228
#473	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	2
#409	Green Clover of Justice	5
#290	Gummi-DNA	2
#542	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	2
#759	Heimandatz's heart	2
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#55	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#22	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#228	Instant Karma	45
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#880	Jocko Homo's head	2
#60	Juju Mojo Mask	1
#356	Kissin' Cousins	3
#334	Krakrox's Loincloth	3
#414	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	3
#138	Lars the Cyberian	3
#398	Lederhosen of the Night	3
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#405	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	65
#257	Mace of the Tortoise	2
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#43	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	47
#875	Microplushie: Bropane	2
#889	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	1
#583	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	2
#721	Microplushie: Gothochondria	5
#827	Microplushie: Hippylase	4
#743	Microplushie: Hobomosome	3
#874	Microplushie: Otakulone	3
#952	Microplushie: Raverdrine	1
#869	Microplushie: Sororitrate	2
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#132	Necbro wafers	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#488	Newman's Own Trousers	2
#186	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	35
#73	Nightstalker perfume	41
#85	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#234	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	4
#245	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	4
#202	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	6
#182	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	4
#121	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	7
#186	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	4
#475	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	2
#51	Operation Patriot Shield	1
#520	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	13
#146	Pasta Spoon of Peril	2
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#571	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	3
#126	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	10
#273	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	3
#443	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	3
#583	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	2
#589	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	2
#348	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	6
#356	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	2
#199	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	7
#348	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	6
#143	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	5
#348	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	6
#236	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	9
#130	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	13
#228	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	9
#195	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	5
#369	Red Pill	1
#40	Ring of Fire	2
#24	Ring of the Sewer Snake	3
#133	Rock and Roll Legend	15
#513	Safari Jack's moustache	3
#842	Scalp of Gorgolok	4
#514	Schrödinger's thermos	21
#1086	Senior Mints	2
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#538	Silver Bullet beer	1
#282	Sinful Desires	2
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#5	Spooky Putty sheet	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#94	Staff of the Black Kettle	1
#60	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
#945	Summer Nights	1
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#298	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	49
#263	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	57
#89	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	3
#282	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	52
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#285	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	11
🥈	Tales of the Word Realms	3
#396	The Art of Slapfighting	2
#326	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	4
#361	The Cooler Out of Space	5
#443	The Joy of Wassailing	7
#47	The Lost Comb	1
#51	The Lost Glasses	2
#537	The Mariachi's guitar case	3
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#28	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
#15	The Necbromancer's Stein	2
#14	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#101	The Ring	1
#208	The Snake trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#603	Thwaitgold bee statuette	4
#1016	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#521	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	6
#601	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	8
#271	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	18
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#936	Travels with Jerry	1
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#143	UV monocular	1
#73	Ultracolor™ shirt	6
#143	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	8
#78	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	200
#35	Uncle Hobo's belt	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#59	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
#71	Unspeakable Earring	1
#91	Van der Graaf helmet	2
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#170	Wand of Nagamar	34
#672	Wint-O-Fresh mint	14
#1119	Yakisoba's hat	1
#161	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	3
#118	Yellow Moon of Compassion	20
#377	Zim Merman's guitar	2
#658	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	2
#860	adorable seal larva	3
#137	aerated diving helmet	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#80	ammonite fossil	74
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#281	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	5
#401	antique bottle opener	2
#343	antique painting of a landscape	2
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#933	antique record album	1
#384	antique souvenir drawing	2
#486	around the world	1
#171	asbestos crossbow string	1
#263	baconstone	29
#983	badass belt	55
#502	bag of bones	1
#62	baggie of powdered sugar	579
#77	ballpark hot daub	1
#165	bananagate	42
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#67	bartender-skull-in-the-box	1
#1192	bath ball gift set	2
#227	battered hubcap	1
#28	battered old top-hat	1
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#954	bejeweled cufflinks	1
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#48	belemnite fossil	97
#17	bewitching boots	2
#243	bindlestocking	11
#246	bit of clingfilm	17
#90	bite-me-red lipstick	189
#35	bitter bowtie	1
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#216	bone chips	91
#277	bone meal	1
#36	bone spurs	2
#23	boneana hammock	2
#63	bonedanna	1
#58	boning knife	1
#55	bottle of bubbles	252
#336	bottle of fire	9
#1729	bottle of goofballs	13
#152	bottle of sewage schnapps	53
#7456	box of sunshine	1
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#42	brazen bracelet	1
#53	breaded beer	8
#1178	brine	4
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#337	buckyball	15
#970	bunny liver	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#740	can of Binarrrca	11
#736	can of CRIMBCOLA	5
#677	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	13
#144	can-you-dig-it?	1
#735	candied yams	12
#3615	candy cane	3
#137	candy kneecapping stick	13
#99	candy knuckles	17
#43	cane-mail pants	1
#30	cane-mail shirt	1
#1364	canteen of wine	6
#802	cement sandals	1
#229	chainsaw chain	2
#334	chocolate cigar	5
#2111	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#394	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#5	clockwork clockwise dome	32
#9	clockwork counterclockwise dome	32
#57	clockwork handle	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#747	clockwork key	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#33	clockwork sphere	11
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#71	collection of tiny spooky objects	28
#425	cool mushroom	5
#200	cool mushroom wine	1
#468	corpse on the beach	11
#1010	corpsedriver	4
#468	corpsetini	11
#178	corrupted data	122
#92	cranberry schnapps	5
#113	crotchety pants	1
#597	cup of infinite pencils	1
#64	cursed cutlass	1
#314	cursed scrunchie	1
#161	delicious shimmering moth	5
#385	deluxe fax machine	1
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#226	depleted uranium seal figurine	3
#1404	dill	4
#51	diving muff	5
#80	double-ice box	1
#104	double-ice britches	1
#171	double-ice cap	1
#202	drop of water-37	50
#304	drum of pomade	3
#1476	duck-on-a-string	1
#354	duct tape	106
#80	duct tape buckler	1
#43	duct tape dockers	2
#92	duct tape fedora	1
#51	duct tape shirt	2
#232	duct tape sword	1
#255	duct tape wallet	1
🥈	eerily silent box	1
#62	electronic dulcimer pants	1
#1812	elven limbos gingerbread	1
#225	elven cellocello	44
#335	elven suicide capsule	36
#44	enchanted fire extinguisher	1
#202	enchanted leopard-print barbell	14
#2195	evil teddy bear	2
#222	extra-see-thru nightie	2
#93	extremely skinny jeans	10
#299	fake plastic grass	6
#124	fancy ball mask	1
#14	fancy black tie	1
#215	fancy chocolate car	14
#526	fancy dress ball	24
#118	fat bottom quark	18
#231	festive sausage	11
#351	fiery wing	2
#228	figurine of a charred seal	14
#169	figurine of a cold seal	37
#191	figurine of a sleek seal	12
#273	figurine of a slippery seal	6
#216	figurine of a stinking seal	10
#422	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	1
#86	filigreed hamethyst earring	1
#14	fire axe	2
#31	fireman's helmet	2
#258	flamin' bindle	3
#886	flaming mushroom	1
#186	flaming mushroom wine	2
#143	fluid of fudge-finding	1
#55	flytrap bezoar	1
#20	foot-long hot daub	1
#732	forbidden sausage	2
#328	frayed rope belt	4
#1454	friendly cheez blob	1
#562	frigid air mattress	1
#188	frigid fudgepuck	21
#221	frost-rimed seal hide	1
#827	frozen mushroom	1
#62	fudge pocket square	1
#277	fudgecule	7,727
#259	funhouse mirror	2
#293	fuzzy busby	10
#609	fuzzy montera	1
#727	garish pinky ring	3
#302	ghost protocol	1
#46	ghost trap	41
#97	ghostly body paint	45
#133	giant discarded bottlecap	37
#872	giant discarded plastic fork	10
#325	giant discarded torn-up glove	14
#100	giant green gummi bear	2
#84	giant green gummi ingot	5
#95	giant red gummi bear	2
#79	giant red gummi ingot	5
#100	giant yellow gummi bear	2
#74	giant yellow gummi ingot	5
#150	gift-a-pult	3
#938	gingerbread mutant bugbear	5
#171	ginormous pumpkin	1
#723	gloomy black mushroom	4
#365	gloomy mushroom wine	1
#224	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#132	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	2
#793	gold wedding ring	1
#167	golden twig	1
#20	grape troll doll	3
#1069	gray bow tie	3
#330	green gummi ingot	100
#171	gummi ammonite	1
#165	gummi belemnite	1
#170	gummi trilobite	1
#112	gyroscope	27
#219	hamethyst	34
#215	hamethyst bracelet	1
#198	hamethyst earring	1
#633	handful of confetti	65
#396	handful of numbers	1
#453	handful of pine needles	1
#1997	heart necklace	3
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#524	heart of the volcano	13
#88	hellseal claw	365
#233	hellseal whisker	90
#847	herbal stuffing	9
#278	herringcello	38
#32	hideous egg	41
#161	hippo whip	1
#74	hipposkin poncho	3
#160	holiday log	1
#11	honey dipper	1
#8	honeybritches	1
#19	honeycap	1
#18	hot daub bun	1
#16	hot daub stand	1
#115	hot egg	2
#456	intriguing puzzle box	1
#977	irradiated candy cane	5
#6	ittah bittah hookah	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#581	jar of squeeze	1
#353	jawbruiser	7
#110	jerky coins	206
#41	jingle bell	1
#416	kite	17
#1241	knuckle sandwich	5
#148	kumquartz	45
#84	kumquartz ring	1
🥉	left bear arm	1
#170	letterman's jacket	1
#935	lewd playing card	1
#201	licorice garrote	9
#72	licorice root	100
#210	little round pebble	1
#219	live wire	4
#135	lollipop stick	600
#153	lost key	4
#1371	lucky rabbit's foot	3
#21	lunar isotope	9,629
#1424	macaroni duck	1
#436	marshmallow	30
#144	marshmallow flambé	4
#80	mime soul fragment	63
#107	misfit hobby horse	1
#228	molten brick	49
#36	molten medallion	1
#47	monstrous monocle	1
#1081	motivational poster	2
#37	musty moccasins	1
#135	mylar scout drone	33
#600	mysterious silver lapel pin	1
#147	necrotizing body spray	63
#488	night-vision goggles	4
#125	nurse's hat	1
#225	obsidian dagger	60
#104	octopus's spade	2
#278	oily mushroom wine	1
#9	old patched suit-pants	2
#103	old school Mafia knicke½æ	1
#28	old soft shoes	1
#2042	oozenog	2
#242	orange peel hat	2
#1352	oyster basket	2
#250	pack of pogs	76
🥉	packet of pumpkin seeds	1
#979	pail	7
#512	pair of bolt cutters	6
#141	pair of pearidot earrings	1
#319	pair of ragged claws	1
#583	panhandle panhandling hat	1
#269	paperclip	180
#102	paperclip cape	1
#98	paperclip pants	1
#141	paperclip sproinger	1
#90	paperclip turban	1
#100	paperclip-on tie	1
#363	parasitic claw	1
#227	parasitic headgnawer	1
#233	parasitic strangleworm	1
#190	parasitic tentacles	1
#516	passable elf mask	9
#155	pearidot	44
#1771	penguin focaccia bread	2
#1044	penguin thesaurus	4
#332	phish stick	3
#54	pig-iron bracers	3
#125	pig-iron helm	2
#125	pig-iron shinguards	2
🥇	plastic vampire fangs	1
#213	plexiglass pants	1
#211	plexiglass pendant	1
#328	plexiglass pikestaff	1
#213	plexiglass pinky ring	1
#288	plexiglass pith helmet	1
#183	plump juicy grub	6
#308	pog #01 (spider)	3
#297	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	3
#295	pog #03 (warwelf)	3
#383	pog #04 (skleleton)	2
#178	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	6
#204	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	5
#494	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	1
#258	pog #08 (hellion)	4
#401	pog #09 (pirate)	2
#326	pog #10 (hobo)	3
#498	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	1
#219	pointy mushroom	11
#121	poodle skirt	2
#158	porquoise	42
#273	porquoise bracelet	1
#336	portable photocopier	20
#888	possessed top	6
#43	pottery club	1
#51	pottery hat	1
#42	pottery shield	1
#43	pottery training pants	1
#118	press-on ribs	61
#76	pristine fish scale	5
#1101	pumpkinhead mask	1
#36	puzzling ribbon	1
#439	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	2
#271	raisin	1
#1795	razor-tipped yo-yo	2
#461	really dense meat stack	14
#161	red balloon	2
#331	red gummi ingot	100
#1298	rib of the Bonerdagon	1
#5	right bear arm	1
#553	right half of a heart necklace	1
#1103	roboduck-on-a-string	1
#78	rough fish scale	15
#2146	rubber WWBD? bracelet	3
#3663	rubber WWJD? bracelet	1
#3658	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	1
#112	rusty piece of rebar	4
#55	rusty porthole	1
#114	rusty rivet	1
#52	sand dollar	893
#310	sandwich of the gods	14
#103	scissor duck	1
#116	sea salt scrubs	1
#65	sealhide belt	1
#76	sealhide buckler	1
#63	sealhide cloak	1
#68	sealhide gloves	1
#74	sealhide hood	1
#63	sealhide leggings	1
#68	sealhide moccasins	1
#86	sealhide whip	1
🥉	sealskin drum	1
#53	shark tooth necklace	1
#171	silver shotgun shell	2
#58	six tiny wedges of goat cheese	30
#100	six-rainbow shield	1
#54	skate board	1
#136	skate skin	2
#551	sleeping stocking	4
#298	slime convention swag bag	1
#152	slimy alveolus	4
#1063	slow jam collection	2
#156	smoking grass	599
#31	snailmail breeches	1
#34	snailmail coif	1
#43	snailmail hauberk	1
#487	solid gold bowling ball	37
#275	sorority brain	4
#113	soul doorbell	3
#32	soul knife	1
🥈	soul monocle	1
#99	soy cordial	5
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#84	spangly mariachi pants	9
#214	spangly mariachi vest	1
#1388	spectral pickle	1
#497	spectre scepter	65
#60	spiky turtle helmet	1
#63	spiky turtle shield	1
#53	spongy shield	1
#85	spring	346
#117	sprocket	265
#1103	square CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#542	squirming egg sac	13
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#773	stainless steel solitaire	4
#791	stainless steel suspenders	5
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#372	stinky mushroom	6
#251	stinky mushroom wine	1
#153	straw hat	1
#132	strawberyl	51
#77	strawberyl necklace	1
#1004	stray chihuahua	2
#3139	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	1
#2651	stuffed Meat	4
#677	stuffed alien blob	10
#1265	stuffed doppelshifter	7
#1067	stuffed gray blob	16
#2206	stuffed key	5
#2748	stuffed mink	3
#2924	stuffed monocle	2
#8802	stuffed snowy owl	1
#3042	stuffed spooky mushroom	1
#3135	stuffed teddy butler	1
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#91	sucker hakama	2
#80	sucker kabuto	2
#256	sucker scaffold	45
#102	sucker tachi	2
#183	sugar shield	1
#104	sugar shotgun	1
#325	superheated fudge	11
#284	sword behind inappropriate prepositions	1
#188	tainted seal's blood	1
#2033	teddy bear	1
#38	teflon swim fins	1
#295	throbbing rage gland	1
#118	throwing bone	10
#122	tiny fly glasses	2
#99	tiny goth giant	1
#227	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	3
#2849	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	2
#231	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	19
#2119	tiny plastic Axe Wound	3
#3114	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#118	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	18
#344	tiny plastic Beebee King	7
#3177	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#88	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	4
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#1784	tiny plastic Black Knight	4
#2068	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	2
#42	tiny plastic Boris	1
#2048	tiny plastic Boss Bat	2
#218	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	5
#109	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	4
#179	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	22
#1390	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	13
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#153	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	14
#207	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	3
#1349	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	7
#1955	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	4
#924	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	4
#178	tiny plastic Crimbomination	3
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#213	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	3
#243	tiny plastic Father McGruber	17
#3121	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#1251	tiny plastic G Imp	6
#2806	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	2
#2789	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	2
#135	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	29
#2171	tiny plastic Hellion	3
#1758	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	4
#49	tiny plastic Jarlsberg	1
#1491	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	3
#1760	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	4
#1770	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	4
#3911	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#3895	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#282	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	4
#84	tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#267	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	4
#109	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	4
#302	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	14
#2765	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	2
#2184	tiny plastic Protagonist	3
#204	tiny plastic Queen Bee	11
#114	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	9
#171	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	23
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#51	tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	1
#3906	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#2745	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	2
#49	tiny plastic Susie	1
#2059	tiny plastic The Man	2
#1742	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	4
#1283	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	3
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#151	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	14
#3857	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#174	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	2
#851	tiny plastic accordion thief	6
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#1086	tiny plastic angry bugbear	7
#1111	tiny plastic angry goat	16
#166	tiny plastic angry space marine	25
#1743	tiny plastic anime smiley	4
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#1458	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	5
#2804	tiny plastic astronomer	2
#1061	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	17
#1137	tiny plastic barrrnacle	16
#308	tiny plastic batbugbear	14
#3964	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#183	tiny plastic bee swarm	24
#195	tiny plastic beebee gunners	21
#161	tiny plastic beebee queue	24
#1277	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	4
#163	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	24
#222	tiny plastic blazing bat	19
#1370	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	13
#2200	tiny plastic blooper	3
#2218	tiny plastic brainsweeper	3
#2147	tiny plastic briefcase bat	3
#173	tiny plastic bugaboo	25
#154	tiny plastic buzzerker	25
#258	tiny plastic cavebugbear	17
#240	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	4
#1383	tiny plastic cocoabo	13
#985	tiny plastic coffee pixie	18
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#2096	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	2
#2754	tiny plastic cubist bull	2
#1060	tiny plastic demoninja	7
#1363	tiny plastic disco bandit	4
#257	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	4
#114	tiny plastic fax machine	4
#1739	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	4
#2203	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	3
#309	tiny plastic fire servant	8
#1244	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	6
#71	tiny plastic four-shadowed mime	1
#2152	tiny plastic fruit golem	3
#1213	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	15
#837	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	21
#1318	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	14
#3903	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#1235	tiny plastic goth giant	6
#1218	tiny plastic grue	15
#1424	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	5
#1833	tiny plastic hermit	3
#108	tiny plastic hobo elf	4
#1516	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	12
#167	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	24
#1618	tiny plastic killer bee	11
#2824	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	2
#1393	tiny plastic leprechaun	13
#886	tiny plastic levitating potato	20
#2172	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	3
#156	tiny plastic moneybee	26
#1302	tiny plastic mosquito	14
#135	tiny plastic mumblebee	28
#263	tiny plastic mutant elf	4
#3995	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#1800	tiny plastic pastamancer	3
#274	tiny plastic peacannon	9
#67	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
#1023	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	17
#2644	tiny plastic sauceror	2
#1465	tiny plastic scary clown	5
#2610	tiny plastic seal clubber	2
#3851	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#156	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	14
#3838	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#1306	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	14
#2194	tiny plastic spooky vampire	3
#1307	tiny plastic stab bat	14
#968	tiny plastic star starfish	18
#201	tiny plastic stocking mimic	3
#229	tiny plastic strand of DNA	4
#941	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	10
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#308	tiny plastic the Free Man	8
#1429	tiny plastic topiary golem	5
#173	tiny plastic trollipop	2
#452	tiny plastic turtle tamer	10
#1706	tiny plastic warwelf	4
#2701	tiny plastic whitesnake	2
#3847	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#1124	tiny shaker of salt	1
#873	titanium assault umbrella	2
#2727	toast	14
#1014	tofurkey gravy	8
#1103	tofurkey leg	7
#1404	tooth	1
#349	top	13
#122	tourmalime	53
#106	tourmalime tourniquet	1
#1359	toy crazy train	4
#418	toy maglev monorail	3
#2127	toy mercenary	1
#1525	toy ray gun	3
#333	toy soldier	5
#2262	toy space helmet	1
#892	toy train	2
#1380	tree-eating kite	13
#1782	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#139	trilobite candy mold	1
#93	trilobite fossil	63
#101	turtlemail breeches	1
#111	turtlemail coif	1
#113	turtlemail hauberk	1
#968	untamable turtle	2
#1544	unusual disco ball	1
#1912	vampire duck-on-a-string	2
#196	vampire pearl	2
#45	vampire pearl ring	1
#36	velcro boots	1
#388	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	25
#1488	vinegar	3
#27	vinyl boots	1
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
🥈	washboard shield	1
#87	water-polo mitt	1
#26	wax hat	1
#23	wax pants	1
#206	whisker pencil	42
#143	willyweed	5
#59	wind-up meatcar	201
#94	wings of fire	1
#615	witch hat	1
#428	wonderwall shield	1
#208	world's smallest violin	2
#554	worn tophat	1
#462	wumpus hair	1
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#327	yellow gummi ingot	100
#2364	yo-yo	1
#606	yohohoyo	1

Wow, that's 35,249 items total!

what items are this player missing?