Museum :: Evil Taco

Evil Taco

Rank	Item	Quantity
#22	Überraschthexengebräu	44
#128	5-Alarm Saucepan	3
#64	8-billed baseball cap	1
#4	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	2
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#29	A muse-bouche	40
#30	ASCII fu manchu	40
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#53	Abyssal ember	2
#25	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	36
#22	Alice's Army Alchemist	106
#24	Alice's Army Bowman	42
#20	Alice's Army Cleric	47
#28	Alice's Army Coward	31
#40	Alice's Army Dervish	9
#22	Alice's Army Guard	99
#22	Alice's Army Halberder	98
#23	Alice's Army Hammerman	43
#18	Alice's Army Horseman	60
#25	Alice's Army Lanceman	42
#20	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	106
#47	Alice's Army Martyr	8
#24	Alice's Army Ninja	105
#25	Alice's Army Nurse	103
#19	Alice's Army Page	118
#22	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	97
#32	Alice's Army Sniper	12
#18	Alice's Army Spearsman	115
#18	Alice's Army Swordsman	117
#20	Alice's Army Wallman	110
#94	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	1
#55	Amulet of Yendor	323
#877	Ancient Saucehelm	3
#376	Angelhair Culottes	3
#570	Argarggagarg's fang	3
#11	Ass-Stompers of Violence	2
#4	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	2
#22	BRICKO stud	119
#375	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	3
#30	Bangyomaman battle juice	41
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#1569	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	7
#31	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1
#208	Belt of Howling Anger	1
#98	Bjorn's Hammer	4
#608	Bling of the New Wave	2
#224	Bonerdagon necklace	45
#201	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
#1165	Boss Bat bling	2
#1417	Boss Bat britches	7
#113	Boss Drops	1
#21	Brain Food Pastaco	2
#7	Brand of Violence	2
#5	Brogre brolo shirt	1
#4	Brogre brorts	1
#4	Brogre bucket hat	1
#5	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	2
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#28	Carpathian longsword	79
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#27	Charity's choker	32
#113	Clara's bell	1
#476	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#214	Cloak of Dire Shadows	1
#1869	Codpiece of the Goblin King	2
#967	Colander of Em-er'il	3
#23	Cold One	492
#7	Cold Stone of Hatred	2
#36	Cool Brunch Pastaco	1
#28	Covers-Your-Head	1
#29	Cracklin' Oat Bran	39
#1483	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#87	Crimbolex watch	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#187	Crown of the Goblin King	107
#102	Daisy's unclean bloomers	1
#13	Dinsey's brain	1
#14	Dinsey's glove	1
#15	Dinsey's oculus	1
#14	Dinsey's pants	1
#12	Dinsey's radar dish	1
#1168	Disco 'Fro Pick	3
#251	Disco Banjo	2
#15	Dragonscale breastplate	2
#17	Drapes-You-Regally	1
#179	Drowsy Sword	103
#23	Drunkula's cape	1
#7	Drunkula's ring of haze	1
#28	Drunkula's silky pants	1
#15	Duke Vampire's regal cloak	2
#34	Dweebisol™ inhaler	29
#808	El Sombrero De Lopez	3
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#949	Elder Turtle Shell	3
#17	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#21	Enchanted Flyswatter	41
#22	Enchanted Plunger	50
#18	Energy Buzz Pastaco	2
#73	FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	16
#80	FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	15
#86	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	19
#43	FantasyRealm key	1
#12	FantasyRealm mead	1
#57	Fitspiration™ poster	40
#75	Former Sheriff Dan's tin star	1
#30	Fu Manchu Wax	39
#16	Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred	1
#508	Galapagosian Cuisses	2
#519	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	2
#196	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
#43	Gearhead Goo	23
#12	Girdle of Hatred	1
#604	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	4
#19	Gnollish Crossdress	49
#90	Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	2
#473	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	2
#28	Great Wolf's left paw	1
#24	Great Wolf's right paw	1
#207	Greaves of the Murk Lord	1
#5	Guzzlr hat	1
#5	Guzzlr pants	1
#5	Guzzlr shoes	1
#548	Heimandatz's heart	3
#196	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
#8	Helps-You-Sleep	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#37	Humpty Dumplings	1
#22	Iceberglar scarf	49
#27	Illuminati earpiece	40
#22	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#86	Iron Beta of Industry	113
#622	Jocko Homo's head	3
#10	Jodhpurs of Violence	2
#334	Krakrox's Loincloth	3
#30	Kudzu slaw	29
#29	LOV Enamorang	18
#24	LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	23
#414	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	3
#48	Lavalos's shell	2
#398	Lederhosen of the Night	3
#7	Lens of Hatred	2
#6	Lens of Violence	2
#17	Leonard's glasses	69
#44	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	36
#49	Liam's mail	28
#145	Lobster qua Grill	1
#146	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	147
#29	Ludovico Pastaco	1
🥈	LyleCo premium magnifying glass	1
🥈	LyleCo premium monocle	1
🥈	LyleCo premium pickaxe	1
🥈	LyleCo premium rope	1
#261	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#20	Mansquito's blood	72
#14	Master Thief's utility belt	2
#29	Mayor Ghost's cloak	1
#14	Mayor Ghost's gavel	1
#23	Mayor Ghost's khakis	1
#8	Mayor Ghost's toupee	2
#24	Medical Pastaco	1
#26	Mer-kin dodgeball	1
#22	Mer-kin dragnet	1
#24	Mer-kin switchblade	1
#979	Microplushie: Bropane	1
#839	Microplushie: Dorkonide	1
#889	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	1
#751	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	1
#984	Microplushie: Gothochondria	1
#998	Microplushie: Hippylase	1
#577	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
#918	Microplushie: Hobomosome	1
#1008	Microplushie: Otakulone	1
#952	Microplushie: Raverdrine	1
#961	Microplushie: Sororitrate	1
#22	Missing Eye Simulation Device	43
#51	Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	3
#38	Mr. Screege's spectacles	71
#348	Newman's Own Trousers	3
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#4	Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence	2
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#37	Osk'r Chow	29
🥇	PARTY HARD T-shirt	1
#16	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	63
#8	Pantaloons of Hatred	2
#16	Pasta Spoon of Peril	11
#89	Pecos Dave's sixgun	1
#29	Pener's drumstick	3
#8	Pigsticker of Violence	2
🥉	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	1
#104	Pocket Square of Loathing	1
#127	Red Balloon of Valor	2
#7	Red Roger's red left foot	12
#11	Red Roger's red left hand	9
#12	Red Roger's red right foot	9
#11	Red Roger's red right hand	10
#36	Redeye™ Eyedrops	38
#449	Rock and Roll Legend	2
#22	Rogue Windmill Rouge	40
#15	SMOOCH bracers	1
#14	SMOOCH breastplate	1
#12	SMOOCH codpiece	1
#12	SMOOCH kneepads	1
#10	SMOOCH spaulders	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#715	Safari Jack's moustache	2
#1138	Scalp of Gorgolok	3
#24	Scuba Snack	37
#193	Shield of Icy Fate	1
#54	Shivering Chèvre	106
🥉	Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	1
#32	Skullery Maid's Knee	78
#33	Smart Bone Dust	32
#17	Source essence	345,488
#11	Spookyraven signet	333
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#8	Staff of Frozen Lard	1
#12	Staff of Holiday Sensations	1
#4	Staff of Kitchen Royalty	1
#7	Staff of Simmering Hatred	2
#94	Staff of the Black Kettle	1
#5	Staff of the Cozy Fish	2
#25	Staff of the Electric Range	1
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#61	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
#7	Staff of the Peppermint Twist	1
#66	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#121	Staff of the Soupbone	1
#16	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	2
#61	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
#22	Stephen's lab coat	36
#14	Stone Golem pebbles	398
#212	Sword of Dark Omens	1
#25	Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	2
#18	Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	4
#803	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	1
#46	Tears of the Quiet Healer	132
#50	Telltale™ rubber heart	9
#25	The Author's inkwell	50
#67	The Emperor's new hat	1
#36	The Emperor's new pants	2
#42	The Emperor's new shirt	2
#15	The Ghoul King's ghoulottes	2
#42	The Jokester's pants	1
#43	The Jokester's wig	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	1
#5	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	1
🥉	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	1
#537	The Mariachi's guitar case	3
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#10	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	1
#30	The One Mood Ring	1
🥈	The Spirit of Giving (used)	1
#67	The Superconductor's CPU	1
#11	Three Mile Island shorts	1
#30	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	9
#1946	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#36	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	61
#242	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	2
#2345	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	1
#78	Thwaitgold termite statuette	169
#73	Trainbot harness	1
#77	Trainbot luggage hook	1
#72	Trainbot radar monocle	1
🥈	Uncle Romulus (used)	2
#77	Unfortunato's foolscap	9
#11	Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword	1
#7	Uranium Omega of Temperance	40
#64	VYKEA hex key	1
#116	Vial of jus de larmes	1
#438	Volartta's bellbottoms	3
#5	Wal-Mart nametag	1
#4	Wal-Mart overalls	1
#5	Wal-Mart snowglobe	1
#19	Warms-Your-Tush	1
#37	White Chocolate Golem Seeds	49
#27	Wrecked Generator	11
#11	Xiblaxian stealth cowl	1
#12	Xiblaxian stealth trousers	1
#11	Xiblaxian stealth vest	1
#510	Yakisoba's hat	3
#860	adorable seal larva	3
#137	aerated diving helmet	1
#11	aerogel akubra	1
#5	aerogel anvil	2
🥇	aerogel apron	9
#13	aerogel ascot	1
#13	aerogel attache case	1
#35	alien autoautopsy kit	43
#28	alien hologram projector	34
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#49	artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	85
#35	assassin's cheese knife	35
#50	asteroid belt	1
#35	automatic wine thief	1
#60	bad-ass club	3
#241	badass belt	149
#60	bag of airline peanuts	340
#32	bag of random words	34
#20	baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	42
#33	baloney rotgut	29
#9	basaltamander buckler	1
#18	batarang	55
#116	beautiful soup	1
#15	beery blood	1,390
#355	bejeweled cufflinks	12
#60	bellhop's hat	1
#15	belt of Ogrekind	2
#44	bewitching boots	1
#35	bitter bowtie	1
#27	black candy heart	604
#37	black friar's tonsure	90
#39	black magic powder	88
#198	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#71	blob of acid	42
#13	blue LavaCo Lamp™	1
#63	blue oyster badge	46
#12	bowl of petunias	1
#1360	box of sunshine	139
#42	brazen bracelet	1
#58	breakfast mess	294
#51	brigand brittle	488
#28	bronze polish	32
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#21	bucket of fish juice	136
#28	bull blubber	44
#46	burnt snowpants	37
#27	button rouge	123
#249	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#740	can of Binarrrca	11
#31	can of drain cleaner	30
#152	can of sterno	1
#144	can-you-dig-it?	1
#25	candy cane	2,774
#26	captured boozles	43
#13	card sleeve	1
#21	carton of gaspers	44
#216	catgut taco	1
#31	censored can label	29
#26	cheap clip-on ninja tie	47
#100	cheap sunglasses	1
#18	child-sized dracula cloak	44
#492	chorizo taco	5
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#48	clove-flavored lip balm	38
#58	clown hammer	351
#1348	club necklace	5
#27	coal contact lenses	43
#115	coconut shell	872
#28	compressed air canister	25
#21	conjured ice cream	54
#7	conquistador's breastplate	1
🥇	cool iron breastplate	1
🥈	cool iron greaves	1
🥉	cool iron helmet	1
#39	costume rental shop	31
#19	creepy-ass club	1
#21	crident	47
#113	crotchety pants	1
#35	cymbal syrup	367
#29	damp bar rag	47
#38	dancing fan	56
#180	decanter of fine Scotch	1
#57	defective skull	359
#15	demon makeup kit	5
#15	demonic surgical gloves	129
#225	depleted uranium seal figurine	3
#205	designer handbag	13
#16	detective roscoe	1
#27	devil-summoning hat	34
#618	diamond necklace	11
#73	dirty rigging rope	1
#25	disposable lighter	41
#59	divine blowout	950
#67	divine can of silly string	788
#49	divine champagne flute	449
#43	divine cracker	387
#63	divine noisemaker	907
#194	donated food	50
#80	double-ice box	1
#104	double-ice britches	1
#171	double-ice cap	1
🥉	dreadful fedora	1
#19	dreadful glove	1
#4	dreadful sweater	1
#24	drinks tray	39
#29	dropped scrap of paper	11
#63	dry noodles	3,600
#582	drywall axe	21
#133	eggman noodles	1
#47	eldritch dough	35
#4	eldritch tincture (depleted)	1
#25	electric copperhead potion	142
#10	electrician's hardhat	1
#14	embezzler's oil	38,405
#15	enchanted leopard-print barbell	54
#48	encoder ring	342
#35	everfull glass	1
#26	evil-ass club	1
#113	expensive camera	1
#156	expensive cigar	1
#23	explosion-flavored chewing gum	1,004
#67	extremely wet T-shirt	1
#20	eyebrow lifter	34
#75	fake fake vomit	330
#144	fake hand	176
#138	fancy beef jerky	1
#14	fancy black tie	1
#363	fancy opera glasses	11
#14	fancy tophat	1
#16	fancy tuxedo pants	1
#11	feathered headdress	1
#424	figurine of a charred seal	7
#520	figurine of a cold seal	9
#292	figurine of a shadowy seal	4
#308	figurine of a sleek seal	8
#20	figurine of a stinking seal	81
#21	filthy armor	75
#98	filthy child leash	1
#61	fireclutch	53
#42	fireproof megaphone	1
#27	flashy pirate dreadlocks	60
#54	flask of rainwater	52
#75	flayed mind	37
#21	fleshy lump	130
#84	flyest of shirts	1
#20	foot-long hot daub	1
#1033	friendly cheez blob	2
#12	frigid derringer	427
#45	frigid-ass club	1
#98	frozen seal spine	1
#24	funky eyepatch	104
#42	fuzzy busby	56
#44	fuzzy earmuffs	61
#92	fuzzy montera	32
#7	gamer slurry	232
#24	garbage juice slurpee	6,985
#20	garbage sticker	1
#306	garish pinky ring	15
#10	gator shades	100
#8	gazely stare	130
#52	genie's bracers	3
#67	genie's pants	2
#89	genie's scimitar	1
#83	genie's turbane	1
#51	ghost of a necklace	114
#478	giant designer sunglasses	8
#54	giant discarded bottlecap	69
#291	giant discarded plastic fork	33
#168	giant discarded torn-up glove	26
#160	giant neckbeard	1
#115	giant pinky ring	119
#52	giant shrimp fork	1
#116	giant tube of black lipstick	64
#53	giant yellow hat	1
#34	gilt perfume bottle	44
#18	gingerbeard	1
#60	gingerbread gavel	1
#20	gingerservo	1
#63	glass of gnat milk	51
#12	glass of raw eggs	157
#37	glass of warm milk	89
#170	goat cheese taco	1
#38	gold skull ring	1
#57	gold toothbrush	100
#66	gold wedding ring	144
#17	golden gun	613
#31	good ash	33
#7	government-issue identification badge	497
🥇	government-issued eyeshade	1
🥇	government-issued necktie	1
🥇	government-issued slacks	1
#17	grease cannon	3
#18	grease trap	58
#13	green LavaCo Lamp™	1
#18	grimy lab coat	105
#115	grue egg	150
#239	guard turtle collar	2
#156	guard turtle shell	17
#120	gun cleaning kit	1
#16	gunpowder burrito	1,525
#31	hand of cards	40
#207	handful of confetti	157
#38	handful of fire	23
#18	handful of stubble	83
#25	handyman "hand soap"	42
#12	haunted bindle	266
#24	haunted flame	39
#21	hawkface potion	34
#12	hazmat helmet	1
#30	head-mounted Trainbot	1
#2507	heart necklace	2
#415	heart of the volcano	17
#53	heat-resistant gloves	1
#48	heat-resistant necktie	1
#160	heavy leather-bound tome	1
#26	heavy-duty clipboard	8
#196	hellseal claw	155
#150	hellseal whisker	159
#60	helm of the white knight	1
#53	high-temperature mining drill	1
#60	high-temperature mining mask	1
#11	honey dipper	1
#8	honeybritches	1
#19	honeycap	1
#18	hot daub bun	1
#16	hot daub stand	1
#24	hot-ass club	1
#46	hustler shades	38
#184	hyperinflated seal lung	1
#48	infernal toilet brush	2
#22	invisibility cream	41
#29	iron torso box	34
#12	isotophat	1
#139	ivory cue ball	1
#65	janglin' bones	82
#19	janitor's mop	45
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#37	jazzy cigarette holder	38
#56	joybuzzer	356
#86	jumping bean taco	2
#37	kelp-holly gun	1
#60	kobold kibble	54
#21	labrador cookie	4
#7	lava balaclava	1
#59	lava-proof pants	1
#201	leather bookmark	1
#18	leather glove	86
#259	left half of a heart necklace	2
#30	leg-mounted Trainbots	1
#15	leggings of the Spider Queen	2
#33	little deuce cape	3
#140	little paper umbrella	837
#16	little red .epub file	42
#23	love	4
#89	love song of disturbing obsession	151
#96	love song of naughty innuendo	167
#93	love song of vague ambiguity	173
#27	lucky cat's paw	56
#23	lump of goofball ore	36
#50	lynyrd skinner toothblack	67
#1004	macaroni duck	2
#56	magical ice cube with a fly in it	338
#101	magical ice cubes	855
#235	mandarina colada with a fly in it	1
#91	mariachi toothpaste	1
#22	meatball	302
#43	mercenary headband	43
#17	mercenary pistol	1
#7	mercenary rifle	1
#44	meteorb	1
#31	meteorite guard	2
#60	meteortarboard	1
#80	meteorthopedic shoes	1
#71	mime army challenge coin	1
#22	mime army insignia (cryonics)	1
#26	mime army insignia (morale)	1
#17	mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	1
#38	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	1
#18	mime army insignia (sanitation)	1
#78	miming beret	1
#84	miming boots	1
#100	miming corduroys	1
#93	miming gloves	1
#96	miming shirt	1
#144	missing wine	1
#36	molten medallion	1
#47	monstrous monocle	1
#39	mood ring	348
#23	muscle oil	78
#37	musty moccasins	1
#8	mutant arm	21
#10	mutant crown	1
#14	mutant legs	1
#20	nasty-ass club	1
#19	nice warm beer	1
#7	nicksilver ring	1
#20	ninja eyeblack	113
#21	ninja fear powder	117
#14	noir fedora	1
#9	norwhal helmet	1
#16	novelty fruit hat	133
#15	nozzle of the Phoenix	2
#29	oil-filled donut	34
#29	one glove	42
#54	page of the Necrohobocon	77
#27	paint palette	1
#19	pair of plants	1
#538	papaya taco	1
#99	paperclip pants	1
#91	paperclip turban	1
#101	paperclip-on tie	1
#6	papier-mâchéte	2
#17	papier-mâchine gun	1
#12	papier-mâchuridars	1
#15	papier-masque	1
#15	papier-mitre	1
🥇	party crasher	1
#12	peanut brittle shield	243
#71	perfume-soaked bandana	1
#236	perpendicular hula with a fly in it	1
#55	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	350
#61	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	329
#39	pickpocket protector	37
#118	pig-iron bracers	2
#125	pig-iron helm	2
#125	pig-iron shinguards	2
#29	piggy tattoo	36
#51	ping-pong paddle	1
#102	pipe wrench	1
#64	pirate cream pie	40
#4	pirate fork	1
#6	pirate radio ring	1
#5	piratical blunderbuss	1
#30	pixel rock	1
#17	plague pie	79
#50	plastic Jefferson wings	56
#23	plunge-leg	116
#8	plush sea serpent	1
#6	polyester pad	2
#6	polyester panama hat	2
#6	polyester parachute	2
#6	polyester peeler	2
#10	polyester pettipants	2
#5	polyester pulsera	2
#27	porkpocket	36
#202	pr0n taco	1
#85	pretty flower	6,136
#246	prussian cathouse with a fly in it	1
#32	psychic's amulet	112
#29	psychic's circlet	123
#27	psychic's crystal ball	127
#27	psychic's pslacks	138
#40	psychokinetic energy blob	163
#18	pump-up high-tops	3
#12	punch-drunk punch	166
#62	punk patch	64
#36	pygmy adder oil	315
#37	pygmy dart	66
#59	pygmy papers	80
#48	pygmy witchhazel	51
#546	quantum taco	11
#30	question juice	30
#342	questionable taco	1
#5	quicksilver ring	2
#17	radioactive spider venom	65
#1219	really dense meat stack	3
#25	red-hot jawbreaker	39
#13	reliable sixgun	1
#18	resolution: be feistier	2,158
#15	resolution: be sexier	2,184
#16	resolution: be smarter	2,192
#15	resolution: be stronger	2,162
#26	rhinestone	14,433
#1298	rib of the Bonerdagon	1
#553	right half of a heart necklace	1
#17	ring of the Skeleton Lord	1
#182	rockin' wagon with a fly in it	1
#155	royal jelly taco	2
#1272	rubber WWBD? bracelet	6
#1290	rubber WWJD? bracelet	6
#1124	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	7
#2126	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	3
#71	rubber emo roe	335
#86	rusty chain necklace	38
#262	s'more	41
#37	salt water taffy	35
#15	sandwich of the gods	63
#109	sawblade shield	33
#15	scepter of the Skeleton Lord	1
#4	scrunchie tourniquet	691
#13	sea cape	1
#11	sea mantle	1
#10	sea shawl	1
🥇	sea-worn candlestick	1
#65	sealhide belt	1
#76	sealhide buckler	1
#63	sealhide cloak	1
#68	sealhide gloves	1
#74	sealhide hood	1
#63	sealhide leggings	1
#68	sealhide moccasins	1
#86	sealhide whip	1
#87	secret mummy herbs and spices	68
#44	severed flipper	5
#77	sewage-clogged pistol	1
#13	shadow candle	1
#15	shadow chef's hat	1
#13	shadow hammer	1
#23	shadow hot dog	1
#7	shadow monocle	2
#13	shadow trousers	1
#82	shadowy seal eye	1
#15	shamanic ham	66
#13	shield of the Skeleton Lord	1
#33	shooting morning star	2
#20	shopkeeper beard	35
#48	short deposition	92
#31	shoulder-mounted Trainbot	1
#4	sicksilver ring	2
#114	silver cheese-slicer	1
🥇	silver cow creamer	1
#101	silver paté knife	1
#136	silver salt-shaker	1
#892	silver shrimp fork	1
#28	silver table-scraper	1
#32	sinister-looking cat	76
#38	skelelton spine	293
#49	skeletal banana	56
#22	skeleton beans	44
#67	skull capacitor	1
#238	slap and tickle with a fly in it	1
#107	sleep mask	1
#4	slicksilver ring	2
#102	slime convention coupons	2
#183	slime convention flyers	1
#146	slime convention pin	1
#298	slime convention swag bag	1
#189	slime convention t-shirt	1
#8	slime waders	1
#38	smellbook	26
#29	smoker's cloak	1
#9	smoldering bagel punch	333
#4	smooth velvet hanky	6
🥈	smooth velvet hat	6
🥈	smooth velvet pants	6
🥉	smooth velvet pocket square	7
#4	smooth velvet shirt	6
#4	smooth velvet socks	7
#65	smut orc sunglasses	33
#8	snakeskin cowboy hat	1
#5	snakeskin thighboots	1
#94	sock garters	1
#117	solid gold bowling ball	150
#15	space beast fur hat	1
#15	space beast fur pants	1
#20	space beast fur whip	1
#1175	spade necklace	6
#32	spaghetti breakfast	488
#96	spaghetti cult mask	15
#141	spaghetti cult rosary	9
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#59	spangly mariachi pants	15
#46	spangly mariachi vest	12
#55	spangly sombrero	17
#14	spant backplate	1
#11	spant shield	1
#12	spant shoulderpads	1
#14	spants	1
#125	spectre scepter	192
#28	spicy jerky stick	47
#26	spray chrome	41
#38	squirming Slime larva	1
#2140	stainless steel skullcap	1
#2248	stainless steel slacks	1
#773	stainless steel solitaire	4
#1344	stainless steel suspenders	2
#40	standards and practices guide	61
#61	steampunk potion	75
#9	steel knuckles	1
#25	stick-on gnome beard	38
#15	stinky fannypack	1
#18	straw pole	62
#653	stray chihuahua	4
#72	string of moist beads	1
#837	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	53
#1666	stuffed Cheshire bitten	30
#410	stuffed Hodgman	1
#2247	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	22
#1110	stuffed Meat	39
#1578	stuffed angry cow	32
#1778	stuffed astral badger	29
#2088	stuffed baby gravy fairy	25
#1466	stuffed can of asparagus	1
#9	stuffed club	1
#1466	stuffed cocoabo	34
#1579	stuffed dodecapede	1
#1391	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	37
#1542	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	34
#1814	stuffed hand turkey	29
#499	stuffed key	118
#1524	stuffed mind flayer	34
#1037	stuffed mink	42
#1017	stuffed monocle	45
#2065	stuffed scary death orb	25
#2199	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	23
#1573	stuffed snowy owl	32
#1886	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	27
#1444	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	35
#901	stuffed teddy butler	51
#876	stuffed tin of caviar	54
#555	stuffed treasure chest	104
#1905	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	27
#6	sugar chapeau	228
#10	sugar shank	212
#31	sugar shard	684
#11	sugar shield	236
#8	sugar shillelagh	189
#10	sugar shirt	224
#9	sugar shorts	209
#14	sugar shotgun	204
#223	tangarita with a fly in it	1
#32	temporary tribal tattoo	42
#22	temporary yak tattoo	40
#16	the Archwizard's briefs	2
#14	the Ley Incursion's waist	2
#28	the kindest cold cut	33
#5	thicksilver ring	2
#13	ticksilver ring	1
#68	tie-dyed fannypack	7
#83	tofu taco	2
#21	tomato soup poster	41
#32	topeé	1
#23	topiary necktie	1
#35	topiary tights	1
#13	toxic mop	1
#6	trench coat	4
#53	trousers of the white knight	1
#28	turtle mud	36
#29	twice-haunted screwdriver	1
#34	unholy water	47
#968	untamable turtle	2
#867	unusual disco ball	3
#1289	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	3
#18	vial of swamp vapors	74
#31	void burger	203
#27	void lager	217
#31	voodoo glowskull	188
#26	votive candle	28
#131	walrus ice cream	1
#266	wand of pigification	1
#9	warbear battle greaves	1
#15	warbear dress bracers	1
#210	warbear foil hat	1
#11	warbear goggles	1
#13	warbear laser bowtie	1
#9	warbear long johns	1
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#8	warbear party pants	1
#9	warbear plain fedora	1
#6	warbear plain helm	1
#7	warbear plain ushanka	1
#13	warbear warscarf	1
#35	warehouse clerk's glasses	25
#26	wax hat	1
#23	wax pants	1
#28	white arm towel	1
#69	whoopie cushion	320
#9	wicker clicker	1
#9	wicker kickers	1
#8	wicker knickers	1
#12	wicker slicker	1
#5	wicker sticker	2
#12	wicker ticker	1
#5	wicksilver ring	2
#62	wind-up chattering teeth	347
#36	wooly loincloth	1
#85	wrench bracelet	42
#20	wrestling mask	47
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#17	x-ray mirror	45
#52	x-ray specs	358
#71	yellow snowcone	334
#149	yule hatchet	1
#43	zombie hollandaise	59
#20	zombie mariachi hat	1
#29	zombie mariachi pants	1

Wow, that's 469,737 items total!

what items are this player missing?