| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #87 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 17 |
| #110 | Alice's Army Bowman | 6 |
| #94 | Alice's Army Cleric | 8 |
| #72 | Alice's Army Coward | 10 |
| #108 | Alice's Army Dervish | 2 |
| #26 | Alice's Army Foil Alchemist | 3 |
| #11 | Alice's Army Foil Dervish | 1 |
| #15 | Alice's Army Foil Guard | 5 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Halberder | 1 |
| #28 | Alice's Army Foil Lanceman | 1 |
| #41 | Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber | 2 |
| #11 | Alice's Army Foil Martyr | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Nurse | 1 |
| #26 | Alice's Army Foil Page | 3 |
| #57 | Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #15 | Alice's Army Foil Sniper | 1 |
| #62 | Alice's Army Foil Spearsman | 1 |
| #27 | Alice's Army Foil Swordsman | 3 |
| #34 | Alice's Army Foil Wallman | 2 |
| #80 | Alice's Army Guard | 18 |
| #82 | Alice's Army Halberder | 17 |
| #104 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 6 |
| #105 | Alice's Army Horseman | 6 |
| #95 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 7 |
| #86 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 17 |
| #161 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #80 | Alice's Army Ninja | 19 |
| #86 | Alice's Army Nurse | 19 |
| #79 | Alice's Army Page | 19 |
| #120 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 9 |
| #71 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 19 |
| #96 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 13 |
| #81 | Alice's Army Wallman | 17 |
| #1125 | Amulet of Yendor | 6 |
| #302 | BRICKO brick | 115 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #15 | Chroner cross | 1 |
| #448 | Daffy Taffy | 73 |
| #263 | Friendliness Beverage | 3 |
| #387 | Knob Goblin love potion | 28 |
| #653 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 81 |
| #335 | New Zealand iced tea | 3 |
| #544 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 3 |
| #776 | Rock Pops | 65 |
| #176 | TI-9000 calculator | 2 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #26 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 2 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #636 | Yummy Tummy bean | 310 |
| #195 | Z-Bone steak | 2 |
| #1580 | bag of airline peanuts | 4 |
| #4838 | box of sunshine | 8 |
| #1938 | brick | 5 |
| #78 | centurion helmet | 1 |
| #156 | cog | 203 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1162 | defective skull | 6 |
| #303 | dwarf bread | 14 |
| #136 | eagle feather | 1 |
| #1334 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 8 |
| #157 | gladiator tunica | 1 |
| #250 | glass of herbal tequila | 1 |
| #369 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #544 | handful of moss | 2 |
| #453 | handful of pine needles | 1 |
| #258 | hot buttered roll | 1 |
| #1127 | joybuzzer | 15 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #116 | lynyrd musk | 2 |
| #1560 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 4 |
| #144 | minin' dynamite | 5 |
| #143 | nastygeist | 3 |
| #217 | non-aged vinegar | 2 |
| #67 | pair of twitching claws | 1 |
| #790 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 24 |
| #714 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 39 |
| #183 | pink plastic baby | 3 |
| #110 | plaid cowboy hat | 2 |
| #133 | pocket ace | 1 |
| #144 | portable table | 2 |
| #97 | rattler rattle | 15 |
| #1169 | rubber emo roe | 15 |
| #171 | salt wages | 6 |
| #247 | shot of mescal | 1 |
| #124 | spooky lasso | 6 |
| #151 | spring | 180 |
| #159 | sprocket | 179 |
| #3840 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #44 | tropical island souvenir crate | 1 |
| #84 | tropical paperweight | 4 |
| #125 | tropical swill | 1 |
| #172 | viral DNA | 2 |
| #249 | whiskey in a broken glass | 1 |
| #1284 | whoopie cushion | 11 |