| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #87 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 17 |
| #109 | Alice's Army Bowman | 6 |
| #94 | Alice's Army Cleric | 8 |
| #72 | Alice's Army Coward | 10 |
| #108 | Alice's Army Dervish | 2 |
| #26 | Alice's Army Foil Alchemist | 3 |
| #11 | Alice's Army Foil Dervish | 1 |
| #15 | Alice's Army Foil Guard | 5 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Halberder | 1 |
| #28 | Alice's Army Foil Lanceman | 1 |
| #42 | Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber | 2 |
| #11 | Alice's Army Foil Martyr | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Nurse | 1 |
| #25 | Alice's Army Foil Page | 3 |
| #57 | Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #15 | Alice's Army Foil Sniper | 1 |
| #62 | Alice's Army Foil Spearsman | 1 |
| #27 | Alice's Army Foil Swordsman | 3 |
| #33 | Alice's Army Foil Wallman | 2 |
| #80 | Alice's Army Guard | 18 |
| #82 | Alice's Army Halberder | 17 |
| #103 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 6 |
| #105 | Alice's Army Horseman | 6 |
| #95 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 7 |
| #86 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 17 |
| #160 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #80 | Alice's Army Ninja | 19 |
| #86 | Alice's Army Nurse | 19 |
| #79 | Alice's Army Page | 19 |
| #119 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 9 |
| #71 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 19 |
| #95 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 13 |
| #81 | Alice's Army Wallman | 17 |
| #1126 | Amulet of Yendor | 6 |
| #302 | BRICKO brick | 115 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #15 | Chroner cross | 1 |
| #449 | Daffy Taffy | 73 |
| #264 | Friendliness Beverage | 3 |
| #387 | Knob Goblin love potion | 28 |
| #654 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 81 |
| #336 | New Zealand iced tea | 3 |
| #544 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 3 |
| #777 | Rock Pops | 65 |
| #175 | TI-9000 calculator | 2 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #26 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 2 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #636 | Yummy Tummy bean | 310 |
| #195 | Z-Bone steak | 2 |
| #1582 | bag of airline peanuts | 4 |
| #4836 | box of sunshine | 8 |
| #1936 | brick | 5 |
| #78 | centurion helmet | 1 |
| #155 | cog | 203 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1164 | defective skull | 6 |
| #303 | dwarf bread | 14 |
| #136 | eagle feather | 1 |
| #1336 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 8 |
| #156 | gladiator tunica | 1 |
| #248 | glass of herbal tequila | 1 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #544 | handful of moss | 2 |
| #452 | handful of pine needles | 1 |
| #258 | hot buttered roll | 1 |
| #1129 | joybuzzer | 15 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #115 | lynyrd musk | 2 |
| #1562 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 4 |
| #142 | minin' dynamite | 5 |
| #142 | nastygeist | 3 |
| #216 | non-aged vinegar | 2 |
| #67 | pair of twitching claws | 1 |
| #791 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 24 |
| #715 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 39 |
| #183 | pink plastic baby | 3 |
| #110 | plaid cowboy hat | 2 |
| #132 | pocket ace | 1 |
| #143 | portable table | 2 |
| #95 | rattler rattle | 15 |
| #1170 | rubber emo roe | 15 |
| #172 | salt wages | 6 |
| #245 | shot of mescal | 1 |
| #125 | spooky lasso | 6 |
| #151 | spring | 180 |
| #159 | sprocket | 179 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #44 | tropical island souvenir crate | 1 |
| #84 | tropical paperweight | 4 |
| #124 | tropical swill | 1 |
| #172 | viral DNA | 2 |
| #247 | whiskey in a broken glass | 1 |
| #1286 | whoopie cushion | 11 |