| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #233 | "caramel" orange | 1 |
| #114 | "meat" stick | 1 |
| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #4 | 18-picohertz resonator crystal | 37 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #116 | 4-dimensional fez | 1 |
| #61 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 7 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #50 | 7-inch discus | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #78 | 8-bit banana | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #35 | 99.44% pure math | 1 |
| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #87 | Abyssal ember | 1 |
| #274 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #230 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #224 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #231 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #156 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #39 | Alice's Army Foil Bowman | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Halberder | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Nurse | 1 |
| #62 | Alice's Army Foil Spearsman | 1 |
| #60 | Alice's Army Foil Wallman | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #248 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #212 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #227 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #225 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #262 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #161 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #258 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #267 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #173 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #251 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1456 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #877 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #834 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #788 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1044 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #565 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1447 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #28 | BRICKO airship | 1 |
| #47 | BRICKO bat | 1 |
| #503 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #74 | BRICKO bulwark | 1 |
| #21 | BRICKO cathedral | 1 |
| #46 | BRICKO elephant | 1 |
| #450 | BRICKO eye brick | 1 |
| #17 | BRICKO gargantuchicken | 1 |
| #69 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #32 | BRICKO octopus | 1 |
| #58 | BRICKO ooze | 1 |
| #47 | BRICKO oyster | 1 |
| #63 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #112 | BRICKO pearl | 1 |
| #32 | BRICKO pyramid | 1 |
| #38 | BRICKO python | 1 |
| #105 | BRICKO reactor | 1 |
| #61 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #55 | BRICKO trunk | 1 |
| #61 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| #18 | BRICKO vacuum cleaner | 1 |
| #112 | BURT | 279 |
| #842 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #291 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 35 |
| #52 | Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher | 1 |
| #186 | Beach Buck | 1 |
| #208 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #209 | Bjorn's Hammer | 2 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #453 | Bling of the New Wave | 3 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #44 | Boltsmann ID badge | 1 |
| #122 | Bonerdagon necklace | 68 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #201 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #423 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #740 | Boss Bat bling | 4 |
| #27 | Brandonian footlocker key | 1 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #5 | Brogre brolo shirt | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre brorts | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre bucket hat | 1 |
| #128 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #126 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1761 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1700 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1011 | CRIMBCO wine | 6 |
| #792 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #1727 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #444 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #572 | Chroner | 1 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #214 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| #74 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #172 | Coinspiracy | 1 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #886 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #28 | Covers-Your-Head | 1 |
| #13 | Covert Ops for Kids | 1 |
| 🥇 | Covert Ops for Kids (used) | 1 |
| #1483 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #1152 | Crimbo candied pecan | 3 |
| #110 | Crimbo crystal shards | 1 |
| #158 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #214 | Crimbo food scraps | 1 |
| #1173 | Crimbo fudge | 3 |
| #1171 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 3 |
| #754 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #226 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #651 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #168 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #58 | Crimbough | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #57 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 1 |
| #86 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 1 |
| #126 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 1 |
| #59 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 1 |
| #109 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 1 |
| #84 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 1 |
| #142 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 1 |
| #73 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 1 |
| #219 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 9 |
| #91 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 1 |
| #153 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 1 |
| #48 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 1 |
| #127 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 1 |
| #84 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 1 |
| #104 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 1 |
| #36 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 1 |
| #86 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #136 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 1 |
| #629 | Crimbuck | 1,542 |
| #347 | D roll | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #129 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 1 |
| #780 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 7 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #251 | Disco Banjo | 2 |
| #102 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 3 |
| #16 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #17 | Drapes-You-Regally | 1 |
| #23 | Drunkula's cape | 1 |
| #28 | Drunkula's silky pants | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #21 | Easter grasshopper | 1 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #29 | El Vibrato Megadrone | 1 |
| #99 | El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #494 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #81 | El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) | 1 |
| #160 | El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) | 1 |
| #291 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 1 |
| #257 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 1 |
| #216 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 1 |
| #231 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 1 |
| #227 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 1 |
| #197 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 1 |
| #323 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 1 |
| #298 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
| #283 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 1 |
| #26 | El Vibrato trapezoid | 1 |
| #1468 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #162 | Elf Army machine parts | 1 |
| #654 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #89 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| #97 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| #78 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #252 | Elf Guard MPC | 59 |
| #51 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 1 |
| #42 | Elf Guard broom | 1 |
| #52 | Elf Guard clipboard | 1 |
| #92 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 1 |
| #117 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 1 |
| #66 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 1 |
| #64 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 1 |
| #113 | Elf Guard honor present | 1 |
| #83 | Elf Guard hotpants | 1 |
| #70 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 1 |
| #90 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 1 |
| #100 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #107 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 1 |
| #118 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 1 |
| #56 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 1 |
| #87 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #54 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #83 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 1 |
| #151 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 1 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #38 | Elvish underarmor | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #127 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 1 |
| #246 | Freddy Kruegerand | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #286 | Friendliness Beverage | 1 |
| #167 | FunFunds™ | 1 |
| #607 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #508 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #284 | Game Grid ticket | 1 |
| #264 | Game Grid token | 1 |
| #519 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #196 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #672 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #14 | Golden Kokomo Resort Chip | 1 |
| #727 | Goodfella contract | 9 |
| #473 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #30 | Great Wolf's headband | 1 |
| #28 | Great Wolf's left paw | 1 |
| #24 | Great Wolf's right paw | 1 |
| #207 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #422 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 2 |
| #759 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| 🥇 | Holiday Multitasking (used) | 1 |
| #19 | How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes | 1 |
| 🥇 | How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #169 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
| #37 | Humpty Dumplings | 1 |
| #61 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 1 |
| #95 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #55 | Ice-Cold Beerring | 1 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #16 | Irish eggnog | 1 |
| #40 | Iron Beta of Industry | 197 |
| #1195 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #113 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #396 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #622 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #87 | Kelflar vest | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #822 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #179 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 1 |
| #71 | Kokomo Resort Chip | 1 |
| #471 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #22 | Lavalos's shell | 4 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #778 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #99 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 1 |
| #145 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #64 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 230 |
| #883 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1200 | M-242 | 1 |
| #4 | Mace of the Tortoise | 77 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #261 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #23 | Mayor Ghost's khakis | 1 |
| #28 | Mayor Ghost's toupee | 1 |
| #67 | Mer-kin bunwig | 1 |
| #103 | Mer-kin digpick | 1 |
| #26 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin dragnet | 1 |
| #88 | Mer-kin knucklebone | 1 |
| #113 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 3 |
| #24 | Mer-kin switchblade | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #43 | Miserable Pie | 1 |
| #232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #93 | Morlock's Mark Bourbon | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #104 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 1 |
| #248 | Mr. Haggis | 1 |
| #71 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #65 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #52 | My First Paycheck envelope | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #125 | Mysterious Black Box | 5 |
| #127 | Mysterious Blue Box | 5 |
| #126 | Mysterious Green Box | 6 |
| #122 | Mysterious Red Box | 5 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #128 | New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #375 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #488 | Newman's Own Trousers | 2 |
| #37 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 113 |
| #85 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #195 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 11 |
| #304 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 2 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #119 | Othello's dagger | 1 |
| #99 | Othello's handkerchief | 1 |
| #96 | Othello's military jacket | 1 |
| 🥇 | PARTY HARD T-shirt | 1 |
| #80 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 22 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #56 | Pener's drumstick | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| 🥉 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #26 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 17 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #407 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 5 |
| #444 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 3 |
| #274 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 3 |
| #243 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 6 |
| #446 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 3 |
| #203 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 7 |
| #144 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 12 |
| #356 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 2 |
| #349 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 4 |
| #232 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 9 |
| #143 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 5 |
| #301 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 7 |
| #265 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 8 |
| #408 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 5 |
| #200 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 10 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #63 | Putrid Pendant | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #766 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #2658 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #242 | Rock and Roll Legend | 7 |
| #152 | Roman sadnals | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #98 | Rubee™ | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #715 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #1138 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #23 | Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters | 1 |
| 🥇 | Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used) | 1 |
| #211 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #193 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| #218 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 1 |
| #399 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #21 | Source shades | 1 |
| #9 | Source terminal SPAM chip | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's fedora | 1 |
| #22 | Spirit of Easter | 1 |
| #16 | Spirit of St. Patrick's Day | 1 |
| #12 | Spirit of Thanksgiving | 1 |
| #13 | Spirit of Veteran's Day | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #44 | Spring Bros. ID badge | 1 |
| #70 | Spring Bros. solenoid | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #243 | Strix stix | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #62 | Swedish coffee | 1 |
| #212 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| #197 | TI-9000 calculator | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #4 | Thanksgiving ration | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #67 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #65 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #82 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| #88 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #50 | The Jokester's gun | 1 |
| #42 | The Jokester's pants | 1 |
| #43 | The Jokester's wig | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #702 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #30 | The One Mood Ring | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #208 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #67 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #28 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #65 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #507 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #831 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #136 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 3 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #411 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #264 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 4 |
| #501 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #352 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #214 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 10 |
| #428 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #609 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 8 |
| #56 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 12 |
| #152 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1406 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #99 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #11 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 14 |
| #180 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #40 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 25 |
| #34 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 13 |
| #315 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #177 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #331 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #32 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 20 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #117 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 4 |
| #228 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 10 |
| #1304 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
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| #105 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 8 |
| #1326 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 7 |
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| 🥈 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read) | 1 |
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| #77 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
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| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
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| #60 | Uncle Buck | 1 |
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| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
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| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
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| #32 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 1 |
| #71 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
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| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #11 | Xiblaxian stealth cowl | 1 |
| #12 | Xiblaxian stealth trousers | 1 |
| #11 | Xiblaxian stealth vest | 1 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #279 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 1 |
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| #220 | Z-Bone steak | 1 |
| #439 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 3 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
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| #10 | adobe arsecover | 1 |
| #10 | adobe ayam | 1 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | all-purpose cleaner | 31,337 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #51 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 1 |
| #52 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
| #58 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #610 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
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| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
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| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
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| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
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| #125 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
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| #17 | augmented El Vibrato drone | 1 |
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| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #76 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 1 |
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| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1425 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
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| #62 | bauxite bow-tie | 1 |
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| #1064 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #44 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #41 | bezoar ring | 1 |
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| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #152 | birdbone corset | 1 |
| #28 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 3 |
| #520 | bit of clingfilm | 8 |
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| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #75 | black BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #231 | black Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #874 | black candy heart | 1 |
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| #610 | black pension check | 1 |
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| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #918 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #198 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #3305 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #318 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #112 | bloodstain stick | 1 |
| #16 | bloodstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | blown-out speaker cone | 37 |
| #826 | blue class ring | 1 |
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| #213 | blue grass | 1 |
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| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #941 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #123 | blue shell | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #137 | blue tulip | 1 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #140 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 10 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #48 | body spradium | 4 |
| #14 | bomb of unknown origin | 1 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
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| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #752 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #105 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #953 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
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| #378 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
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| #385 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
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| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
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| #141 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #33 | bottoms of the barrel | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #183 | bowl of Jeal-O | 1 |
| #247 | bowling ball | 1 |
| #1212 | box of sunshine | 177 |
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| #99 | boxed gumball machine | 1 |
| #1334 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #53 | boxing-glove-in-a-box | 1 |
| #29 | brass crank handle | 1 |
| #42 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #159 | bread pie | 1 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| #208 | brilliant oyster egg | 1 |
| #1380 | brine | 1 |
| #70 | broken BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #26 | broken El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| #60 | brown pirate pants | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #15 | bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) | 1 |
| #21 | bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) | 1 |
| #13 | bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) | 1 |
| #615 | bubblewrap ore | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #98 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #466 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #21 | burnt stick | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #851 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
| #280 | cabooze | 1 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #98 | can cannon | 1 |
| #1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #736 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #351 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #554 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #210 | can of black paint | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #101 | can of mixed everything | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #164 | can of starch | 1 |
| #152 | can of sterno | 1 |
| #226 | can-can-in-a-can | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #144 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #16 | candied beef and cabbage | 1 |
| #80 | candied lime | 1 |
| #57 | candied yam pinky ring | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #257 | candy cigarette | 1 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| 🥈 | candy egg deviler | 1 |
| #703 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #666 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #14 | candy rations | 1 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #15 | candy stick | 1 |
| #745 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #80 | cannonball charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #101 | cannonbomb | 1 |
| #54 | canteen of eggnog | 1 |
| #13 | canteen of jungle juice | 1 |
| #1749 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #609 | cardboard ore | 1 |
| #85 | carnivorous potted plant | 1 |
| #11 | carrot-on-a-stick | 1 |
| #7 | cat o' nine teeth | 1 |
| #216 | catgut taco | 1 |
| #234 | caustic slime nodule | 1 |
| #14 | cement sandals | 52 |
| #690 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #78 | centurion helmet | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #89 | charisma potion | 1 |
| #144 | charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #15 | cheap plastic kazoo | 1 |
| #801 | cheap studded belt | 1 |
| #108 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #274 | cherry pie | 1 |
| #39 | chest barrel | 1 |
| #56 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
| #775 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #392 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #545 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #246 | chintzy saucepan earring | 3 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #233 | chocolate bath ball | 4 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #557 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #47 | chocolate covered ping-pong ball | 1 |
| #248 | chocolate disco ball | 1 |
| #714 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #19 | chocolate ostrich egg | 1 |
| #106 | chocolate-covered caviar | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #580 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #136 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 15 |
| #300 | chocomotive | 1 |
| #824 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #164 | chrome crossbow string | 1 |
| #985 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #169 | chrome stick | 1 |
| #446 | chunk of rock salt | 1 |
| #29 | ciliophora chowder | 1 |
| #204 | cinnamon machine oil | 1 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #616 | clay peace-sign bead | 1 |
| #44 | clerical automa-core | 1 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #193 | cloning kit | 1 |
| #1795 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #2494 | club necklace | 2 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #1224 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #56 | coffee pixie stick | 1 |
| #680 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #49 | coney haunch | 1 |
| #47 | congratulatory cake | 2 |
| #139 | contract enforcement stick | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #748 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #200 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #740 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #81 | copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #149 | corned beet | 1 |
| #35 | corrupted bird DNA | 1 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #11 | crappy Mer-kin tailpiece | 1 |
| #29 | cream of chloroplasts | 1 |
| #433 | cream pie | 1 |
| #111 | creepy voodoo doll | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #185 | crossbow string | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #523 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #165 | crusty hula hoop | 2 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #127 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #119 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #22 | crystallized pumpkin spice | 1 |
| #494 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #39 | cursed chocolate doubloon | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #42 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #125 | custard pie | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #664 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #47 | dark chocolate egg | 1 |
| #122 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 1 |
| #111 | dead lights pie | 1 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #180 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1477 | defective skull | 1 |
| #714 | dehydrated caviar | 1 |
| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #162 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #329 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 2 |
| #1151 | designer handbag | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #41 | devil's-food cake | 1 |
| #1595 | diamond necklace | 4 |
| #10 | dice belt buckle | 1 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| #15 | dice sunglasses | 1 |
| #11 | dice-print do-rag | 1 |
| #12 | dice-print pajama pants | 1 |
| #16 | dice-shaped backpack | 1 |
| #379 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #1622 | dill | 1 |
| #108 | diluted makeup | 1 |
| #91 | discarded swimming trunks | 1 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #985 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #562 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #97 | dog ointment | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #24 | doll-eye amulet | 1 |
| #130 | dollar-sign bag | 32 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #185 | donated booze | 54 |
| #263 | donated candy | 28 |
| #160 | donated food | 94 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #7 | double-candied yams | 1 |
| #80 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #171 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #25 | dove DNA | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #114 | dragonfish caviar | 1 |
| #30 | dreadful box | 1 |
| #217 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 1 |
| #57 | drink chit | 1 |
| #242 | droll monocle | 1 |
| #56 | droppable microphone | 1 |
| #29 | dropped scrap of paper | 11 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #229 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #163 | ear poison | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #504 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #8 | egg gun | 1 |
| #133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #265 | eggwater | 1 |
| #34 | elbow soup | 1 |
| #129 | electric pants | 1 |
| #128 | elegant nightstick | 1 |
| #1812 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #201 | elven cellocello | 46 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #183 | elven suicide capsule | 48 |
| #193 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #29 | emergency glowstick | 1 |
| #1117 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #207 | enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #61 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 22 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #78 | ert grey goo ring | 12 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #26 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #90 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #84 | expired can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #1773 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #143 | extra-fancy ring setting | 1 |
| #29 | extra-heavy BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #106 | extremely confusing manual | 1 |
| #22 | eye 'n' horn shampoo | 1 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #137 | fake plastic grass | 13 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #410 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #924 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| 🥇 | fancy party pants | 1 |
| #572 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #59 | fancy tin beer can | 1 |
| #139 | fat loot token | 28 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #117 | festive egg sac | 1 |
| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #96 | festive sausage | 26 |
| #737 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #10 | figurine of a charred seal | 100 |
| #39 | figurine of a cold seal | 100 |
| #5 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 100 |
| #5 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 100 |
| #8 | figurine of a sleek seal | 100 |
| #385 | figurine of a slippery seal | 4 |
| #17 | figurine of a stinking seal | 100 |
| #9 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 100 |
| #17 | figurine of an ancient seal | 100 |
| #5 | figurine of an armored seal | 100 |
| #86 | filigreed hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #82 | filigreed hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #106 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #1061 | filthy lucre | 23 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #64 | finger cuffs | 1 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #37 | flagellate soup | 1 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #378 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #886 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #21 | flapper floppers | 1 |
| #305 | flashing novelty button | 4 |
| #133 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #98 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #59 | flat cider | 1 |
| #168 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #819 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #183 | fleshy putty | 1 |
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| #777 | frightful feather | 1 |
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| #811 | frozen feather | 1 |
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| #98 | frozen seal spine | 1 |
| #80 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #782 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
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| #172 | fustulent seal grulch | 1 |
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| #196 | future drug: Smartinex | 1 |
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| #259 | giant tube of black lipstick | 1 |
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| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
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| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
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| #20 | glowing El Vibrato drone | 1 |
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| #145 | gnatwing earring | 1 |
| #219 | gnoll-tooth necklace | 1 |
| #170 | goat cheese taco | 1 |
| #207 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
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| #72 | gooey lava globs | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #14 | googly-ball hat | 1 |
| #6 | googly-heart hat | 1 |
| #11 | googly-star hat | 1 |
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| 🥈 | gravyskin hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | gravyskin pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | gravyskin skirt | 1 |
| #1386 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #68 | green BRICKO brick | 1 |
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| #250 | green candygram | 1 |
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| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
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| #98 | grog nuts | 1 |
| #37 | groggipop | 1 |
| #124 | groupie lipstick | 1 |
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| #633 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #103 | grumpy old man charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #276 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
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| #34 | gunwale | 1 |
| #8 | gunwale whalegun | 1 |
| #36 | gym shorts | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #205 | haggis socks | 1 |
| #43 | half-digested rat | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #198 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #328 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #239 | hamlet sandwich | 1 |
| #97 | hand-carved bokken | 1 |
| #45 | hand-carved bow | 1 |
| #66 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #61 | handful of Boltsmann bearings | 1 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #190 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #112 | handful of Smithereens | 1 |
| #45 | handful of barley | 1 |
| #54 | handful of bees | 1 |
| #54 | handful of confetti | 338 |
| #211 | handful of crafty noodles | 1 |
| #214 | handful of drink tickets | 1 |
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| #36 | handful of napalm | 1 |
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| #7 | handful of split pea soup | 1 |
| #118 | handful of stubble | 1 |
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| #92 | hard cocoa | 1 |
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| #149 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #27 | haunted cherry pie | 1 |
| #153 | hawk | 1 |
| #30 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
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| #124 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
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| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #170 | heavy crown | 1 |
| #129 | heavy necklace chain | 1 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #552 | hellseal claw | 1 |
| #518 | hellseal whisker | 1 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #134 | hep waders | 1 |
| #126 | herringcello | 62 |
| #224 | hideous egg | 15 |
| #283 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #53 | high-temperature mining drill | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #39 | honey mead | 1 |
| #181 | honey stick | 1 |
| #185 | honey-drenched ham slice | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| 🥈 | honeycap | 2 |
| #41 | honeypot | 1 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #258 | hot buttered roll | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #358 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #102 | hot wine | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #41 | housekeeping automa-core | 1 |
| #339 | huge Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #288 | huge gold coin | 1 |
| #43 | humble pie | 1 |
| #17 | humming El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #1025 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #184 | hyperinflated seal lung | 1 |
| #39 | iFlail | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #27 | iShield | 1 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #82 | igloo pie | 1 |
| #164 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #2351 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #446 | imp unity ring | 1 |
| #184 | impure gasoline | 1 |
| #512 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #128 | industrially-crushed ice | 1 |
| #74 | infernal toilet brush | 1 |
| #13 | inflatable baseball bat | 1 |
| #89 | infrablack lipstick | 1 |
| #150 | ingot of seal-iron | 1 |
| #74 | innuendo | 1 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #606 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #246 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #194 | insanely spicy jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| 🥇 | intact medium-wave antenna | 37 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #89 | invisible potion | 1 |
| #1775 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #139 | ivory cue ball | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1066 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #123 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #243 | jive turkey leg | 1 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #189 | jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #131 | jumping bean taco | 1 |
| 🥇 | kill screen | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2542 | killing feather | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #376 | kiwi | 1 |
| #248 | kiwi beak | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #146 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1515 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #195 | lab-grown meat | 1 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #268 | lavender candygram | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #149 | law-abiding citizen cane | 1 |
| #64 | lawn dart | 8 |
| #1295 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #30 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #283 | legitimate business on the beach | 1 |
| #362 | lemon meringue pie | 1 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #178 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #170 | letterman's jacket | 1 |
| #975 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #624 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #134 | linoleum crossbow string | 1 |
| #870 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #120 | linoleum stick | 1 |
| #143 | lint | 1 |
| #34 | lip soup | 1 |
| #203 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #62 | little deuce cape | 1 |
| #49 | little parachute guy | 1 |
| #73 | live wire | 9 |
| #137 | liver and let pie | 1 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #988 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #342 | long-stemmed rose | 4 |
| #167 | lost elf luggage | 1 |
| #60 | love | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #4 | lucky army helmet | 1 |
| #99 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #16 | lucky moai statuette | 1 |
| 🥈 | lucky napkin | 1 |
| #567 | lump of diamond | 1 |
| #198 | lustrous oyster egg | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #156 | madius | 1 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #360 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 4 |
| #394 | magical pony: Pearjack | 3 |
| #511 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 2 |
| #651 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #648 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #480 | magical pony: Uniquity | 2 |
| #682 | magicalness-in-a-can | 1 |
| #26 | magnetic field | 1 |
| #212 | magnificent oyster egg | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #62 | mannequin leg | 1 |
| #709 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #128 | marine aquamarine | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #45 | mass of wriggling tentacles | 1 |
| #271 | massive gemstone | 1 |
| #65 | massive wrench | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #71 | meatball | 1 |
| #80 | medium slimy cyst | 1 |
| #44 | meteorb | 1 |
| #53 | meteorite guard | 1 |
| #60 | meteortarboard | 1 |
| #80 | meteorthopedic shoes | 1 |
| #34 | military candy cane | 1 |
| #25 | military orb | 1 |
| #115 | military-grade peppermint oil | 1 |
| #37 | mince pie | 1 |
| #41 | mini-zeppelin | 2 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #120 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #188 | minin' dynamite | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #107 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #144 | missing wine | 1 |
| #49 | moai toai | 1 |
| #28 | moist sack | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #729 | mood ring | 1 |
| #88 | moosemeat pie | 1 |
| #6 | moss mace | 1 |
| #7 | moss medal | 1 |
| #4 | moss megaphone | 1 |
| #10 | moss mitre | 1 |
| #180 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 1 |
| #801 | motivational poster | 4 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #60 | mulled wine | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #32 | muscular soup | 1 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #248 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #169 | mysterious present | 1 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1183 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #22 | nanorhino credit card | 1 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #167 | nastygeist | 1 |
| #568 | necklace chain | 1 |
| #79 | night-vision goggles | 12 |
| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #20 | ninjammies | 1 |
| #232 | non-aged vinegar | 1 |
| #24 | non-stick pugil stick | 1 |
| #176 | nutty organic salad | 1 |
| #38 | odd silver coin | 14 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #116 | officer's nog | 1 |
| #78 | oil cap | 1 |
| #73 | oil lamp | 1 |
| #83 | oil slacks | 1 |
| #469 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| #188 | old school flying disc | 2 |
| #42 | old sweatpants | 1,203 |
| #93 | old-school pirate grog | 1 |
| #36 | one piece of bubble gum | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #850 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #320 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #172 | ornate picture frame | 11 |
| #136 | outlaw bandana | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #42 | overcharged El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #13 | overloaded Yule battery | 1 |
| 🥉 | overloaded short-pulse transistor | 37 |
| #1955 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #618 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #1559 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #161 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #224 | pair of bolt cutters | 10 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #67 | pair of twitching claws | 1 |
| #538 | papaya taco | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #12 | papier-mâchuridars | 1 |
| #15 | papier-masque | 1 |
| #15 | papier-mitre | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #234 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| 🥇 | party crasher | 1 |
| 🥈 | party whip | 1 |
| #222 | passable elf mask | 14 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #914 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #1303 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #248 | peace-sign necklace | 1 |
| #225 | peach pie | 1 |
| #476 | peanut brittle shield | 4 |
| #191 | pear tart | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #241 | pearlescent oyster egg | 1 |
| #40 | pecan pie | 1 |
| #80 | pegfinger | 1 |
| #136 | penguin focaccia bread | 56 |
| #1465 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #85 | peppermint bomb | 1 |
| #90 | peppermint pegleg | 1 |
| #116 | peppermint tack | 1 |
| #147 | peppermint-scented socks | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #737 | personal massager | 1 |
| #196 | personalized birthday cake | 8 |
| #982 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #116 | pet anchor | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1651 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1882 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #897 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #9 | pewter candlestick | 1 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #842 | phat turquoise bead | 1 |
| #302 | phat turquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #2033 | phish stick | 1 |
| #143 | pickled bread | 1 |
| #95 | pickled egg | 1 |
| #321 | pie crust | 1 |
| #388 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| #207 | piece of after eight | 1 |
| #537 | piercing post | 1 |
| #118 | pig-iron bracers | 2 |
| #61 | pig-iron helm | 3 |
| #125 | pig-iron shinguards | 2 |
| #171 | pigeon egg | 1 |
| #222 | pile of Trainbot parts | 1 |
| #511 | pile of gold coins | 1 |
| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #193 | ping-pong ball | 1 |
| #51 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #381 | pink clay bead | 33 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #72 | piping organ pie | 1 |
| #200 | pirate cream pie | 1 |
| #24 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #47 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #45 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #50 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
| #49 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #98 | pixel coin | 1 |
| #121 | plague pie | 1 |
| #134 | plaid cowboy hat | 1 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #263 | plain candy cane | 1 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #18 | plastic spider ring | 1 |
| #214 | plum wine | 1 |
| #132 | pocket ace | 1 |
| #170 | pocketwatch on a chain | 12 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #203 | poison pen | 7 |
| #197 | poisonous caviar | 1 |
| #195 | poisonsettia | 1 |
| #2126 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #13 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| 🥈 | pool of liquid metal | 2,169 |
| #319 | popsicle stick | 1 |
| #18 | porcelain pelerine | 1 |
| #23 | porcelain pepper mill | 1 |
| #19 | porcelain plus-fours | 1 |
| #25 | porcelain police baton | 1 |
| #22 | porcelain porkpie | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #273 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #186 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #37 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #42 | portable ping-pong table | 1 |
| #90 | portable steam unit | 1 |
| #157 | portable table | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #95 | potato alarm clock | 1 |
| #399 | potted cactus | 5 |
| #272 | potted fern | 2 |
| #37 | pottery barn owl figurine | 1 |
| #43 | pottery club | 1 |
| #52 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #42 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #43 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #64 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #88 | powdered sealbone | 1 |
| #202 | pr0n taco | 1 |
| #96 | prank Crimbo card | 1 |
| #118 | precious piercing post | 1 |
| #62 | precision snowball | 1 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #32 | pressurized potion of pneumaticity | 1 |
| #183 | projectile chemistry set | 1 |
| #133 | protection stick | 1 |
| #34 | protogenetic chunklet (elbow) | 1 |
| #33 | protogenetic chunklet (flagellum) | 1 |
| #37 | protogenetic chunklet (lips) | 1 |
| #35 | protogenetic chunklet (muscle) | 1 |
| #36 | protogenetic chunklet (synapse) | 1 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #120 | psychic's amulet | 1 |
| #132 | psychic's circlet | 1 |
| #125 | psychic's crystal ball | 1 |
| #128 | psychic's pslacks | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #73 | pteruges | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #179 | puff of smoke | 1 |
| #66 | pulled porquoise earring | 1 |
| #106 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| #93 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #131 | pumpkin pie | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #57 | punching mirror | 1 |
| #370 | purple clay bead | 7 |
| #284 | purple glowstick | 5 |
| #335 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #845 | quantum taco | 1 |
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| #64 | radioactive chew toy | 1 |
| #227 | raffle prize box | 1 |
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| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #177 | rattler rattle | 1 |
| #961 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
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| #80 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| #188 | really really sticky spider web | 1 |
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| #123 | recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
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| #139 | recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 1 |
| #121 | recording of Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #108 | recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #118 | recording of Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #144 | recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
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| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #106 | red and white claret | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
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| #181 | red money bag | 4 |
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| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
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| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #112 | red tulip | 1 |
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| #31 | red white and blue claret | 1 |
| #649 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #25 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #15 | repaired El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #44 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
| #5 | replica Ten Dollars | 1 |
| #48 | residual chitin paste | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
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| #403 | ribbon candy | 1 |
| #66 | rickety old unicycle | 1 |
| 🥉 | rigging knot | 1 |
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| #368 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
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| #341 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
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| #64 | ring of telling skeletons what to do | 1 |
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| #50 | robin's egg | 1 |
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| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #1431 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #170 | rockfish stomach | 1 |
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| #2275 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #26 | room scale green bean casserole | 1 |
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| #80 | rotten tomato | 1 |
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| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #78 | rum barrel charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #116 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 1 |
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| #319 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #94 | salmagumdi | 1 |
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| #95 | samurai turtle | 1 |
| #446 | sand dollar | 1 |
| #93 | sandwich of the gods | 22 |
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| #81 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 1 |
| #211 | scintillating oyster egg | 1 |
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| #156 | seal lube | 1 |
| #476 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
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| #46 | seal-toothed rock | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
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| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
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| #124 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #50 | security automa-core | 1 |
| #129 | self-repairing earmuffs | 1 |
| #20 | sentient meat mass | 1 |
| #52 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #82 | shadowy seal eye | 1 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #97 | shipwright's hammer | 1 |
| #70 | shoo-fish pie | 1 |
| #49 | shooting morning star | 1 |
| #24 | short stick of butter | 1 |
| #245 | shot of mescal | 1 |
| #31 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #760 | shredded hellseal hide | 1 |
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| #233 | silent pea shooter | 1 |
| #723 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #82 | silver tongue charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #43 | simple AI | 1 |
| #97 | sinewy crossbow string | 1 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #167 | sizzling seal fat | 1 |
| #206 | skeletal banana | 1 |
| #64 | skeleton quiche | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
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| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #61 | skulldozer egg | 1 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #422 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #241 | sleeve deuce | 1 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #146 | slime convention pin | 1 |
| #298 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #189 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #67 | slime stack | 1 |
| #196 | slimy alveolus | 1 |
| #82 | slimy chest | 1 |
| #511 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 1 |
| #463 | slimy sweetbreads | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #707 | slow jam collection | 5 |
| #61 | small slimy cyst | 1 |
| #41 | smiley-face sticker | 1 |
| #278 | smoked potsherd | 1 |
| #43 | smudge stick | 1 |
| #148 | snailmail bits | 1 |
| #31 | snailmail breeches | 1 |
| #34 | snailmail coif | 1 |
| #43 | snailmail hauberk | 1 |
| #1120 | snake | 1 |
| #18 | sneakeasies | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #34 | snow halo | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| #53 | snowstick | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #83 | solid baconstone earring | 1 |
| #79 | solid baconstone necklace | 1 |
| #101 | solid baconstone ring | 1 |
| #23 | solid chrome box | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #151 | solid gold jewel | 1 |
| #31 | solid linoleum box | 1 |
| #121 | soup turtle | 1 |
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| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #114 | space jam | 6 |
| #70 | space jam toast | 1 |
| #1978 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #70 | spaghetti with rock-balls | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #666 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #19 | sparking El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #40 | spectre scepter | 332 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #180 | spicy bean burrito | 1 |
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| #127 | spicy jerky stick | 1 |
| #135 | spicy jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| 🥇 | spinning wheel | 1 |
| #1069 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #160 | spooky lasso | 1 |
| #1892 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1086 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #1573 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
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| #937 | spooky sap | 1 |
| #122 | spooky sound effects record | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1572 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #406 | stainless steel scarf | 8 |
| #534 | stainless steel shillelagh | 8 |
| #7 | stainless steel skullcap | 33 |
| #265 | stainless steel slacks | 11 |
| #181 | stainless steel solitaire | 12 |
| #275 | stainless steel suspenders | 13 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #338 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| #136 | steamed oyster | 1 |
| #482 | steamy ruby | 1 |
| #61 | steely marble | 1 |
| #1029 | stick | 1 |
| #684 | stick of "gum" | 2 |
| #577 | stick of dynamite | 1 |
| #45 | stick of firewood | 10 |
| #799 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1 |
| #119 | stick-on gnome beard | 1 |
| #34 | stick-on mini solar panels | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #121 | sticky gloves | 1 |
| #78 | sticky hand whip | 1 |
| #57 | sticky lava globs | 1 |
| #87 | sticky meat kilt | 1 |
| #111 | sticky meat pants | 1 |
| #62 | sticky meat skirt | 1 |
| #179 | stink-penny | 1 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #250 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #79 | stomach turnover | 1 |
| #1394 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #70 | strange helix fossil | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #320 | strawberry pie | 1 |
| #918 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #1333 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #173 | stress ball | 1 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1586 | string of blue beads | 5 |
| #53 | string of dingle balls | 1 |
| #1869 | string of green beads | 3 |
| #1715 | string of red beads | 4 |
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| #1366 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 27 |
| #5713 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #6937 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #1674 | stuffed Meat | 19 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #4262 | stuffed angry cow | 9 |
| #1898 | stuffed astral badger | 27 |
| #4331 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #664 | stuffed can of asparagus | 4 |
| #161 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #3672 | stuffed cocoabo | 11 |
| #590 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 11 |
| #38 | stuffed dinosaur | 1 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #6372 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6350 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #5292 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
| #2683 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #96 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #814 | stuffed martini | 9 |
| #4947 | stuffed mind flayer | 7 |
| #1696 | stuffed mink | 18 |
| #1345 | stuffed monocle | 29 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #207 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4626 | stuffed scary death orb | 8 |
| #5797 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4742 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #5812 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #4923 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #1639 | stuffed teddy butler | 20 |
| #1762 | stuffed tin of caviar | 17 |
| #2706 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #4297 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #565 | styrofoam ore | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #115 | sugarplum ration | 1 |
| #112 | sundae ration | 1 |
| #198 | super salad | 1 |
| #111 | super-absorbent tarp | 1 |
| #37 | superduperball | 1 |
| #36 | sweatband | 1 |
| #39 | synaptic soup | 1 |
| #168 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #91 | synthetic rock | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #188 | tainted seal's blood | 1 |
| #223 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #29 | tapped black lotus | 1 |
| #163 | tarnished bottlecap | 1 |
| #22 | tarnished metal ring | 1 |
| #603 | tarrrnish charrrm | 1 |
| #73 | tarrrnished charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #255 | tattered paper crown | 3 |
| #401 | tawdry amethyst | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #148 | teflon ore | 1 |
| #101 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #143 | third ear | 1 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| #148 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #82 | throbbing organ pie | 1 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #181 | throwing candy | 1 |
| #136 | throwing wrench | 17 |
| #41 | time shuriken | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #955 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #65 | tiny handful of mixed nuts | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1160 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1156 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 11 |
| #4 | tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #247 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 4 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 16 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1139 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1361 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #267 | tiny slimy cyst | 1 |
| #107 | toe jam | 6 |
| #58 | toe jam toast | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #6 | tooth cap | 1 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #6 | toothy trousers | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #32 | topeé | 1 |
| #23 | topiary necktie | 1 |
| #35 | topiary tights | 1 |
| #750 | torn hellseal sinew | 1 |
| #111 | torquoise | 1 |
| #37 | torquoise ring | 1 |
| #126 | tortoboggan | 1 |
| #909 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #13 | toxic mop | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1590 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #45 | toy sixgun | 3 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #431 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #111 | traffic jam | 6 |
| #60 | traffic jam toast | 1 |
| #27 | traumatic holiday memory | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #73 | trick coin | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #7 | turchucken | 1 |
| #673 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #198 | turtle wax | 1 |
| #286 | turtlemail bits | 1 |
| #101 | turtlemail breeches | 1 |
| #111 | turtlemail coif | 1 |
| #113 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |
| #131 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #1649 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #172 | twitching time capsule | 1 |
| #482 | unearthed potsherd | 1 |
| #417 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #76 | unidentifiable dried fruit | 1 |
| #161 | unidentified drink | 1 |
| #203 | universal biscuit | 1 |
| #238 | unquiet spirits | 1 |
| #116 | unsanitized scalpel | 1 |
| #2304 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #2813 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #1353 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #182 | unused soap | 1 |
| #1125 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #107 | valuable coin | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #45 | vampire pearl ring | 1 |
| #131 | vampire pellet | 1 |
| #94 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 15 |
| #155 | velcro ore | 1 |
| #30 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 175 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #1642 | vinegar | 1 |
| #152 | vinyl ore | 1 |
| #196 | viral DNA | 1 |
| #54 | viscous lava globs | 1 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #566 | volcanic ash | 1 |
| #141 | volleyball | 1 |
| #199 | wad of cotton | 15 |
| #217 | wad of slimy rags | 1 |
| #131 | walrus ice cream | 1 |
| #15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #13 | warm El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #631 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #179 | water-polo cap | 1 |
| #100 | waterlogged crate | 2 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #48 | wet tack | 1 |
| #115 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 1 |
| #61 | whalecake | 1 |
| #40 | whalegun | 1 |
| #116 | whalesteak | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #248 | whiskey in a broken glass | 1 |
| #205 | white Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #28 | white arm towel | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #276 | white candygram | 1 |
| #807 | white class ring | 4 |
| #24 | white earbuds | 1 |
| #1104 | white lightning | 1 |
| #187 | white money bag | 1 |
| #126 | white tulip | 1 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #37 | wild honey pie | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1027 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #102 | wooden salad bowl | 1 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #387 | wrench bracelet | 8 |
| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #359 | wumpus hair | 3 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #32 | yabba dabba doo rag | 1 |
| #9 | yam burrito | 1 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |
| #286 | yellow glowstick | 5 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2115 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #37 | yule grog | 1 |
| #149 | yule hatchet | 1 |
| #78 | zombie dinosaur egg | 1 |
| #20 | zombie mariachi hat | 1 |
| #29 | zombie mariachi pants | 1 |