Museum :: Talsgar

Talsgar

Rank	Item	Quantity
#639	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#97	"meat" stick	2
#759	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	4
#241	1952 Mickey Mantle card	1
#885	3-ball	3
#618	30669 scroll	7
#800	33398 scroll	7
#592	334 scroll	5
#262	64067 scroll	1
#320	668 scroll	2
#922	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#904	7-ball	3
#50	7-inch discus	1
#1423	8-ball	6
#112	A muse-bouche	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#84	Afternoon Delight	1
#53	Aggressive Carrot	15
#38	Alice's Army Alchemist	54
#32	Alice's Army Bowman	29
#30	Alice's Army Cleric	31
#33	Alice's Army Coward	25
#55	Alice's Army Dervish	5
#26	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	3
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#24	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	3
#15	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	2
#17	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	2
#27	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	3
#38	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	2
#27	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	3
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#35	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	2
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#38	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	2
#33	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	2
#33	Alice's Army Guard	55
#26	Alice's Army Halberder	77
#30	Alice's Army Hammerman	29
#31	Alice's Army Horseman	28
#37	Alice's Army Lanceman	22
#36	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	54
#28	Alice's Army Martyr	13
#41	Alice's Army Ninja	49
#36	Alice's Army Nurse	69
#30	Alice's Army Page	66
#30	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	61
#32	Alice's Army Sniper	12
#32	Alice's Army Spearsman	72
#32	Alice's Army Swordsman	64
#32	Alice's Army Wallman	56
#1216	Amulet of Yendor	4
#1234	Angry Farmer candy	20
#1228	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#39	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	6
#180	Atomic Pop	2
#3369	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	2
#124	Battlie Light Saver	5
#27	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1,000
#540	Black No. 2	5
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#9	Bright Water	22
#78	Citrus Crush wine cooler	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#127	Claybender glasses	2
#112	Cloaca Cola Polar	11
#1151	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#526	Cold Hots candy	9
#264	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#114	Cracklin' Oat Bran	1
#911	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	4
#1235	Crimbo candied pecan	2
#1052	Crimbo fudge	5
#921	Crimbo peppermint bark	7
#211	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#2697	Crimbuck	8
#3598	Crown of the Goblin King	2
#1176	Daffy Taffy	17
🥈	Deck of Every Card	1
#15	Dinsey's oculus	1
#1494	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#20	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	2
#2269	Drowsy Sword	2
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#1572	Dyspepsi-Cola	9
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#355	Elfin shortbread	2
#1165	Ent cider	1
#272	FDKOL hotcakes	11
#130	Fantasma en la Máquina	19
#120	Flaskfull of Hollow	2
#369	Frat Army FGF	4
#528	Frosty's frosty mug	2
#445	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	1
#72	Fun-Guy spore	1
#101	FunFunds™	12
#178	GOTO	1
#266	Game Grid token	1
#12	Game Grid valued membership card	1
#182	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	1
#549	Gnollish toolbox	3
#1441	Green Clover of Justice	1
#60	Hairpiece On Fire	1
#41	Half a Purse	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#89	Hatorade	3
#613	Hell ramen	1
#390	Hodgman's blanket	3
#31	Holiday Fun!	192
#57	How to Avoid Scams	78
#79	Ice Island Long Tea	1
#56	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#1273	Imp Ale	25
#1203	Instant Karma	1
#107	Jefferson wings	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#71	Junk-Bond	2
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#995	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#676	Knob Goblin firecracker	13
#780	Knob Goblin harem pants	2
#800	Knob Goblin harem veil	2
#628	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#780	Knob Goblin pants	4
#914	Knob Goblin scimitar	2
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#867	Knob Goblin tongs	3
#28	Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	1
#42	Kokomo Resort Chip	12
#52	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	1
#24	Kokomo Resort Pass	21
#725	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
#208	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	3
#815	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#777	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#141	Lobos Mints	1
#3359	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	2
#35	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	1,495
#1199	M-242	1
#262	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#131	Meat maid	1
#977	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	4
#199	Milk Studs	19
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#339	Misty Cape	2
#395	Misty Cloak	1
#850	Mohawk wig	2
#371	Monstar energy beverage	8
#109	Mortimer's nostrum	1
#722	Mountain Stream soda	7
#2083	Mr. Mediocrebar	8
#72	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#227	Nardz energy beverage	2
#150	O'RLY manual	6
#382	Oil of Parrrlay	3
#241	Orcish baseball cap	15
#180	Orcish cargo shorts	20
#238	Orcish frat-paddle	13
#108	Osk'r Chow	1
#40	Ouija Board, Ouija Board	1
#268	PADL Phone	27
#359	PEEZ dispenser	1
#237	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	1
#377	Penultimate Fantasy chest	43
#374	Pine-Fresh air freshener	8
#128	Polysniff Perfume	3
#201	Professor What T-Shirt	2
#98	Rad Lib	1
#211	Ralph IX cognac	1
#940	Ram's Face Lager	1
#79	Red X Shield	1
#1822	Rock Pops	13
#233	Rompedores de Fantasmas	1
#962	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#1076	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#14	Sasq™ watch	1
#127	Saturday Night Special	1
#2542	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#888	Schrödinger's thermos	4
#1087	Senior Mints	2
#55	Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion	1
#169	Space Tours Tripple	4
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#535	Steal This Candy	2
#80	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	1
#352	Swabbie™ swab	4
#249	Swizzler	14
#151	T.U.R.D.S. Key	3
#94	Tales of Spelunking	1
#999	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	23
#683	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#577	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	3
🥇	The Cocktail Shaker	1
#77	The Emperor's dry cleaning	2
#34	The Emperor's new hat	2
#26	The Emperor's new pants	3
#43	The Emperor's new shirt	2
#49	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
#60	The Lot's engagement ring	1
#1037	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#124	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	1
#75	Thriller Ice	1
#988	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	1
#1039	Thwaitgold termite statuette	2
#16	Time Cape	1
#19	Time Cloak	1
#39	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
🥇	Toot Oriole care package	1
#320	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	1
#1306	Trollhouse cookies	1
#757	Typical Tavern swill	1
#149	Ultracolor™ shirt	1
#362	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	7
#1106	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#169	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	1
#142	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	7
#194	Ye Olde Meade	1
#133	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	8
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#2313	Yummy Tummy bean	18
#309	a little sump'm sump'm	9
#335	abandoned candy	1
#89	acceptable bagel	2
#387	accidental cider	2
#53	accidental mutton	1
#131	accord ion	1
#376	acid-squirting flower	9
#788	acoustic guitarrr	2
#234	actual reality goggles	1
#148	adder	5
#577	adder bladder	5
#362	agua de vida	1
#36	airborne mutagen	1
#66	alarm accordion	1
#442	all-purpose cleaner	7
#621	alphabet gum	1
#147	amok pudding	1
#898	amulet of extreme plot significance	6
#379	ancient Magi-Wipes	10
#521	ancient frozen dinner	2
#119	ancient ice cream scoop	6
#204	ancient poisoned dart	5
#299	ancient protein powder	13
#495	ancient vinyl coin purse	3
#411	ant agonist	4
#117	antique accordion	1
#886	antique greaves	1
#730	antique hand mirror	1
#895	antique helmet	1
#162	antique machete	2
#496	antique packet of ketchup	1
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#371	armgun	3
#275	asbestos apron	3
#997	asbestos ore	2
#92	asbestos thermos	1
#34	ash soda	1
#145	attorney's badge	3
#1659	awful poetry journal	3
#358	bätzle	1
#7429	badass belt	1
#133	badger badge	1
#222	bag of GORP	1
#1060	bag of airline peanuts	18
#66	bag of grain	1
#69	bag of gross foreign snacks	130
#71	bag of park garbage	941
#104	bag of pygmy blood	7
#835	baggie of powdered sugar	9
#85	baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#311	balloon sword	1
#654	banana peel	1
#1234	bar skin	1
#11	barbed-wire fence	1,267
#121	baritone accordion	1
#2126	barrrnacle	1
#758	baseball	2
#690	bat guano	5
#561	bat wing	12
#606	batblade	2
#678	batgut	15
#332	batskin belt	1
#1660	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#227	battered hubcap	1
#411	beach glass bead	6
#60	beard incense	6
#507	beer bomb	22
#320	beer bong	6
#256	beer helmet	17
#132	beer-battered accordion	1
#603	bejeweled cufflinks	5
#283	bejeweled pledge pin	16
#103	bent scrap metal	6
#153	big bass drum	10
#457	big red clown nose	11
#687	bilge wine	3
#377	bird rib	1
#449	bit-o-cactus	4
#589	black & tan	1
#118	black blade	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#534	black greaves	2
#138	black label	2
#159	black magic powder	1
#79	black mana	1
#637	black pixel	16
#851	black snake skin	1
#822	black-and-blue light	4
#892	blackberry	1
#151	blackberry polite	1
#198	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#290	blood of the Wereseal	1
#93	blood-drive sticker	1
#99	bloodied surgical dungarees	2
#302	bloody clown pants	19
#621	bloody mary	1
#116	blowdart	1
#689	blue class ring	2
#91	blue mana	1
#897	blue pixel	19
#133	bone abacus	2
#117	bone bandoneon	1
#290	bone flute	3
#151	book of matches	2
#32	boring spaghetti	44
#392	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#149	bottle of Evermore	1
#386	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#399	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#557	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	4
#968	bottle of gin	5
#5026	bottle of goofballs	1
#43	bottle of lighter fluid	25
#879	bottle of rum	19
#663	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
#1072	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#1035	bottle of tequila	5
#43	bottle of vodka	1,318
#1356	bottle of whiskey	2
#310	bottle opener belt buckle	7
#1034	bowl of cottage cheese	2
#44	bowl of topioca	1
#248	bowling ball	1
#606	box	11
#231	box of Dweebs	16
#2738	box of sunshine	35
#300	boxed champagne	2
#991	boxed wine	5
#118	brain preservation fluid	2
#192	brass gear	3
#415	briefcase	9
#128	briny vinegar	1
#1032	broken skull	3
#445	bronzed locust	2
#163	brown felt tophat	2
#108	brown paper bag mask	3
#102	brown paper pants	3
#96	bubble bauble bow	1
#15	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	1
#80	bubblegum heart	4
#200	bubblin' crude	74
#1110	bugbear bungguard	1
#150	bugbear purification pill	1
#593	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#938	bunch of bananas	1
#513	bunch of square grapes	2
#505	burst hellseal brain	7
#228	bus pass	1
#2875	candied yams	1
#1925	candy cane	13
#44	cane-mail pants	1
#243	canopic jar	25
#405	carbonated soy milk	5
#501	carbonated water lily	3
#222	cardboard katana	2
#558	carob chunks	3
#42	casino pass	118
#529	cat appendix	3
#633	catgut	4
#1469	chaos butterfly	5
#72	chaos popcorn	5
#117	charming flute	6
#37	cheap studded belt	1,321
#65	cheap sunglasses	12
#726	chef's hat	5
#559	cherry	2
#27	chewable paper	126
#131	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	6
#576	chloroform rag	1
#299	choco-Crimbot	1
#220	chocolate saucepan	1
#212	chocolate stolen accordion	1
#776	chrome ore	3
#445	chunk of rock salt	1
#138	cigarette lighter	2
#339	clay peace-sign bead	9
#292	clown shoes	10
#383	clown skin	14
#185	clown wig	1
#238	clownskin belt	1
#111	clownskin buckler	1
#494	cocktail napkin	3
#739	cocoa eggshell fragment	25
#1180	coconut shell	2
#350	coffin lid	3
#1139	cog	1
#82	cold water bottle	9
#141	colorful toad	2
#565	communications windchimes	2
#142	compression stocking	5
#101	confiscated comic book	1
#106	conjured ice cream	3
#565	cookie cookie	1
#558	cool whip	3
#389	corn holder	2
#849	cornuthaum	1
#1822	corpse on the beach	1
#122	costume rental shop	1
#76	cottage	10
#106	crêepy mask	2
#725	cranberries	12
#89	crate of firebombs	2
#569	cream stout	1
#540	creamsicle	1
#163	creepy ginger ale	2
#136	crude voodoo doll	1
#78	crusty hula hoop	6
#27	crystalline reamer	1
#34	cursed cannonball	61
#124	custard pie	1
#34	dark porquoise ring	1
#139	day-old beer	1
#726	dead guy's watch	5
#207	death blossom	1
#1295	defective skull	3
#159	delicious noodles	20
#1273	delicious salad	9
#711	demon skin	4
#260	dense meat stack	1,201
#220	deodorant	13
#526	depantsing bomb	2
#20	depleted Grimacite hammer	2
#7	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	25
#516	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
#765	desiccated apricot	1
#188	devilish folio	2
#93	dew yoana lei	1
#851	diamond-studded cane	2
#12	dice ring	1
#59	digital underground potion	1
#481	dire fudgesicle	1
#52	dirty rigging rope	6
#1040	disassembled clover	12
#695	disease	7
#431	disembodied brain	6
#345	dishrag	1
#463	disintegrating quill pen	9
#193	disintegrating sheet music	25
#677	displaced fish	1
#77	disposable instant camera	2
#124	distilled fortified wine	19
#223	distressed denim pants	18
#1716	disturbing fanfic	2
#446	divine champagne popper	1
#656	donkey flipbook	1
#813	drab sonata	1
#653	draggin' ball hat	4
#25	dried gelatinous cube	1
#164	drum of tommy ammo	2
#1677	drywall axe	2
#83	dubious peppermint	8
#1926	duct tape	3
#46	dude ranch souvenir crate	1
#124	duonoculars	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
#1060	dusty bottle of Port	1
#301	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	1
#508	eXtreme mittens	5
#567	eXtreme scarf	3
#121	eagle feather	2
#136	eagle's milk	1
#672	eggnog	26
#548	electrical thingamabob	1
#62	electronic dulcimer pants	1
#83	emergency margarita	1
#1117	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	1
#666	empty meat tank	1
#604	enchanted bean	1
#300	energy drink IV	8
#734	enormous belt buckle	1
#12	epic cluster	2
#218	epic wad	2
#77	eternal car battery	2
#969	evil golden arch	1
#173	exotic jungle fruit	2
#75	expensive camera	105
#405	exploding hacky-sack	1
#628	explosion-flavored chewing gum	43
#510	extra-spicy bloody mary	1
#571	eyepatch	8
#806	f3d0r4	2
#1641	facsimile dictionary	2
#1711	fake fake vomit	3
#778	fancy bath salts	2
#15	fancy calligraphy pen	92
#809	fancy opera glasses	2
#407	fat loot token	1
#1378	fat stacks of cash	1
#178	fat wallet	2
#611	figurine of a charred seal	4
#780	figurine of a cold seal	3
#241	figurine of a shadowy seal	5
#586	figurine of a slippery seal	1
#422	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	1
#506	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	1
#96	filthy armor	2
#63	filthy child leash	17
#651	filthy corduroys	4
#551	filthy knitted dread sack	6
#602	filthy pestle	1
#880	fine wine	1
#1763	fire	1
#17	fire hose	1
#58	firebomb	10
#955	flaming crutch	1
#793	flaming talons	2
#827	flaregun	2
#119	flask flops	5
#711	flavored foot massage oil	7
#120	fleetwood chain	2
#72	fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	1
#859	flute of flat champagne	1
#817	foam dart	1
#257	foolscap fool's cap	12
#111	fountain 'soda'	1
#282	freezerburned ice cube	1
#233	freshwater pearl necklace	1
#290	frilly skirt	13
#15	fruit basket	54
🥉	fruit bowl	463
#1035	fruitcake	18
#258	fudge spork	1
#118	funny bone	1
#436	furniture dolly	2
#1219	furry fur	5
#688	fuzzy busby	1
#610	fuzzy montera	1
#202	gamma nog	1
#728	garish pinky ring	3
#500	ghost of a necklace	2
#64	ghost thread	1
#554	ghuol ears	12
#750	ghuol egg	10
#120	giant artisanal rice peeler	3
#191	giant cactus quill	4
#700	giant designer sunglasses	4
#1640	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#1516	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#313	giant foam finger	6
#121	giant giant moth dust	2
#205	giant gym membership card	1
#193	giant heirloom grape tomato	1
#160	giant jar of protein powder	2
#1254	giant needle	1
#157	giant penguin keychain	3
#2128	giant pinky ring	2
#183	giant safety pin	1
#118	giant spider leg	1
#125	giant turkey leg	4
#44	gift card	13
#100	ginger snaps	3
#1280	gingerbread bugbear	14
#201	glass of bourbon	1
#10	glittery mascara	6,992
#99	glob of enchanted icing	1
#158	glob of spoiled mayo	1
#696	glowing red eye	8
#656	gnatwing	2
#820	goat beard	1
#727	goat cheese	3
#572	goatskin umbrella	1
#825	gob of wet hair	1
#792	gold wedding ring	1
#586	gr8ps	3
#503	grapefruit	6
#828	grapes	1
#330	grave robbing shovel	3
#1910	green beer	1
#278	green peawee marble	1
#810	green pixel	19
#65	grisly shell fragment	2
#53	grody jug	9
#74	grogpagne	2
#64	groping claw	1
#5337	grue egg	1
#632	grumpy old man charrrm	1
#298	grungy bandana	2
#368	grungy flannel shirt	1
#92	guancertina	1
#533	guano coffee cup	1
#569	guitar pick	3
#195	gummi turtle	1
#984	guy made of bee pollen	1
#205	haggis socks	1
#249	half of a gold tooth	1
#98	half-melted spoon	1
#85	half-size scalpel	2
#55	halibut	3
#66	ham steak	1
#66	hamburger	47
#4484	handful of confetti	2
#210	handful of crafty noodles	1
#737	handful of hand chalk	15
#626	handful of moss	1
#441	handful of sand	25
#510	handful of sawdust	3
#86	head mirror	2
#1397	heart of the volcano	2
#963	heavy D	6
#160	heavy leather-bound tome	1
#15	heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	1
#593	hellion cube	5
#430	hellseal claw	31
#442	hellseal whisker	15
#562	hemp string	8
#724	herbs	6
#284	high-energy mining laser	1
#550	hippy medical kit	1
#349	honey-dipped locust	6
#268	hot hi mein	1
#828	hot katana blade	3
#285	hot plate	2
#736	hot wing	28
#477	huge spoon	2
#1214	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	14
#1602	ice-cold Willer	1
#698	ice-cold fotie	15
#166	imitation White Russian	1
#381	imp unity ring	2
#355	infernal fife	1
#445	inkwell	5
#246	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	1
#139	ivory cue ball	1
#91	jagged scrap metal	6
#699	jar of fermented pickle juice	1
#64	jar of swamp honey	4
#120	jaunty feather	1
#31	jawbruiser	51
#479	jumbo olive	2
#213	jungle drum	2
#79	karma shawarma	1
#307	keg shield	6
#362	ketchup hound	11
#291	kick-ass kicks	6
#1425	kneecapping stick	3
#194	kumquat	7
#549	large box	2
#1000	lavender candy heart	2
#409	leather chaps	5
#730	leather mask	2
#569	leathery bat skin	5
#645	leathery cat skin	4
#249	leathery rat skin	14
#616	leftovers of indeterminate origin	1
#784	lemon	15
#669	leotarrrd	1
#650	lihc eye	9
#669	lihc face	3
#483	lime	14
#212	line	414
#625	linoleum ore	4
#314	loadstone	1
#22	loafers	2
#481	long pork	1
#409	long skinny balloon	15
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Wow, that's 27,055 items total!

what items are this player missing?