| #79 | 4-dimensional guitar | 40 |
| #14 | Accordion of Jordion | 21 |
| #177 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 3 |
| #169 | Alice's Army Bowman | 2 |
| #220 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #125 | Alice's Army Coward | 4 |
| #177 | Alice's Army Guard | 3 |
| #177 | Alice's Army Halberder | 3 |
| #158 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 2 |
| #222 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #165 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 4 |
| #158 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #172 | Alice's Army Ninja | 3 |
| #180 | Alice's Army Nurse | 3 |
| #174 | Alice's Army Page | 3 |
| #179 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 3 |
| #168 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #174 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 3 |
| #170 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 3 |
| #183 | Alice's Army Wallman | 3 |
| #9 | School of Hard Knocks Diploma | 11 |
| 🥉 | Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion | 434 |
| #141 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 20 |
| #166 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 4 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #496 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 5 |
| #308 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 2 |
| #638 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 2 |
| #196 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 8 |
| #138 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 7 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 12 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 6 |
| #737 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 6 |
| #887 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 5 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #117 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 5 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #509 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 2 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #104 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 2 |
| #345 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 2 |
| #149 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 11 |
| #638 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 6 |
| #274 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 5 |
| #546 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 4 |
| #15 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 37 |
| #1079 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 9 |
| #1024 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 2 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #153 | Zim Merman's guitar | 5 |
| #36 | a butt tuba | 71 |
| #20 | accord ion | 32 |
| #69 | accordion file | 1 |
| #7 | accordionoid rocca | 32 |
| #304 | acoustic guitarrr | 12 |
| #5 | alarm accordion | 32 |
| #29 | antique accordion | 31 |
| #17 | autocalliope | 18 |
| #13 | baritone accordion | 47 |
| #15 | beer-battered accordion | 31 |
| #84 | big bass drum | 30 |
| #7 | black kettle drum | 377 |
| #13 | bone bandoneon | 34 |
| #61 | bone flute | 65 |
| #91 | brown pixel | 10 |
| #234 | candy harmonica | 1 |
| #67 | charming flute | 17 |
| #26 | chiptune guitar | 4 |
| #114 | chocolate stolen accordion | 6 |
| #18 | cosmetic football | 238 |
| #123 | dented harmonica | 30 |
| #74 | didgeridooka | 120 |
| #406 | drum machine | 9 |
| #44 | dueling banjo | 1 |
| #38 | exclusive club | 1 |
| #21 | faded green protest sign | 2 |
| #17 | faded red protest sign | 2 |
| #41 | finger cymbals | 43 |
| #9 | ghost accordion | 37 |
| #16 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #16 | guancertina | 11 |
| #170 | half-sized guitar | 5 |
| #44 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 36 |
| #61 | hippy bongo | 43 |
| #51 | infernal fife | 62 |
| #17 | jungle drum | 77 |
| #59 | knob bugle | 35 |
| #36 | magic whistle | 135 |
| #82 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 43 |
| #354 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 4 |
| #595 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #8 | massive sitar | 68 |
| #15 | non-Euclidean non-accordion | 35 |
| #74 | ocarina of space | 68 |
| #93 | out-of-tune biwa | 4 |
| #24 | peace accordion | 9 |
| #10 | pentatonic accordion | 32 |
| #266 | plastic guitar | 6 |
| #84 | pocket theremin | 13 |
| #93 | pretty flower | 5,783 |
| #8 | pygmy concertinette | 24 |
| #146 | rave whistle | 56 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #12 | stuffed "L" | 1 |
| #15 | tambourine | 274 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #55 | toy accordion | 6 |
| #55 | viking helmet | 381 |
| #32 | wand of pigification | 37 |
| #40 | world's smallest violin | 40 |
| #18 | zombie accordion | 1 |