| #139 | 1,970 carat gold | 1 |
| #239 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| #220 | 37x37x37 puzzle cube | 1 |
| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #274 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #230 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #231 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #212 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #225 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #251 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #159 | Ancient Protector Soda | 1 |
| #297 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #128 | BOOterfinger | 1 |
| #112 | BRICKO pearl | 1 |
| #186 | Beach Buck | 1 |
| #120 | Big Punk | 1 |
| #22 | Black Bart's Booty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #128 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 1 |
| #126 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | Can of Spaghetto | 1 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #61 | Chalice of the Malkovich Prince | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #88 | Choco-Mint patty | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #172 | Coinspiracy | 1 |
| #673 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #419 | Crimbo salad | 3 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #361 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| #135 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #111 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #268 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #1296 | Crimbuck | 330 |
| #95 | Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe | 1 |
| #129 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #494 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #87 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 1 |
| #91 | Elizabeth's paintbrush | 1 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #1165 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #166 | FDKOL hotcakes | 38 |
| #12 | Flaming Mohobo | 33 |
| #127 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 1 |
| #246 | Freddy Kruegerand | 1 |
| #142 | Frosty's frosty mug | 12 |
| #344 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 2 |
| #167 | FunFunds™ | 1 |
| #93 | Gets-You-Drunk | 1 |
| #749 | Go-Wassail | 11 |
| #53 | Golden Light | 1 |
| #115 | Groll doll | 1 |
| #43 | Handsome Devil | 1 |
| #1147 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #40 | Highest Bitter | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #275 | Hodgman's blanket | 5 |
| #20 | Hunger™ Sauce | 7 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #1207 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #121 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 1 |
| #93 | Jack-O-Lantern beer | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #108 | LCD game: Burger Belt | 1 |
| #107 | LCD game: Food Eater | 1 |
| #108 | LCD game: Garbage River | 1 |
| #456 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #127 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 5 |
| #60 | Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince | 1 |
| #979 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #889 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #751 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #984 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #998 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #577 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1008 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #961 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #133 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #72 | Moon Pie | 1 |
| #120 | Moonds | 1 |
| #232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #248 | Mr. Haggis | 1 |
| #100 | New Age healing crystal | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #66 | Outer Wolf™ cologne | 1 |
| #144 | P.B.L.T. | 1 |
| #92 | PB&BP | 1 |
| #358 | PEEZ dispenser | 1 |
| #253 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #32 | Quaatorade™ | 1 |
| #20 | Rümpelstiltz | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #369 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #766 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #152 | Roman sadnals | 1 |
| #47 | SMOOCH bottlecap | 1 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #50 | Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince | 1 |
| #218 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 1 |
| #492 | Skully's hot chocolate | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #153 | Sogg-Os | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #100 | Star Spawn | 1 |
| #93 | Stephen's secret formula | 1 |
| #243 | Strix stix | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #63 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 1 |
| #197 | TI-9000 calculator | 1 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #95 | Telltale™ rubber heart | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #91 | The Emperor's dry cleaning | 1 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #208 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #39 | They liver | 1 |
| #34 | Thriller Ice | 3 |
| #195 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 17 |
| #46 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 11 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #55 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 9 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #804 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 2 |
| #335 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 13 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 9 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #506 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 9 |
| #105 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 2 |
| #148 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 5 |
| #292 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 13 |
| #672 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 3 |
| #768 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 11 |
| #933 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 3 |
| #67 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 6 |
| #509 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #319 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1 |
| #320 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 1 |
| #312 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 1 |
| #306 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| #54 | Ultimate Mind Destroyer | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #63 | VYKEA mead | 1 |
| #60 | VYKEA meatballs | 1 |
| #104 | Volcoino | 1 |
| #138 | Wet Russian | 1 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #88 | Wrecked Generator | 1 |
| #49 | Xiblaxian crystal | 1 |
| #17 | Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles | 1 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #220 | Z-Bone steak | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #22 | abstraction: comprehension | 1 |
| #53 | accidental mutton | 1 |
| #234 | actual reality goggles | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #190 | airblaster gun | 1 |
| #284 | alien drugs | 1 |
| #223 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #26 | alien source code printout | 15 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1061 | anticheese | 1 |
| #115 | antimatter wad | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #486 | around the world | 1 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #66 | bag of foreign bribes | 1 |
| #44 | bag of grain | 2 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1147 | banana | 1 |
| #968 | bananagate | 1 |
| #317 | bark rootbeer | 3 |
| #87 | barrel beryl | 1 |
| #70 | barrel gun | 1 |
| #183 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| #172 | beer cartilage | 1 |
| #79 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 7 |
| #977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #196 | black gold | 1 |
| #32 | blank diary | 4 |
| #518 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #393 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 1 |
| #26 | blood sausage | 5 |
| #57 | blood-drive sticker | 2 |
| #137 | blue tulip | 1 |
| #54 | bonsai tree | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #42 | bottle of Bloodweiser | 5 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #83 | bottle of drinkin' gas | 1 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #32 | bottled day | 6 |
| #92 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 1 |
| #183 | bowl of fishysoisse | 5 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #63 | bowl of maggots | 1 |
| #70 | bowl of mummy guts | 1 |
| #136 | brain preservation fluid | 1 |
| #255 | bread line | 4 |
| #142 | breakfast miracle | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #26 | buffed alien drugs | 1 |
| #40 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 13 |
| #31 | candied bolts | 24 |
| #30 | candied nuts | 27 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #90 | cap gun | 1 |
| #122 | catfish whiskers | 1 |
| #122 | chaos popcorn | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #15 | cheap plastic kazoo | 1 |
| #299 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #99 | classy monkey | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #397 | communal gobstopper | 1 |
| #209 | cookie cookie | 4 |
| #22 | cool iron ingot | 1 |
| #311 | corned-beef Reuben | 1 |
| #29 | corrupted stardust | 1 |
| #159 | crazy hobo notebook | 1 |
| #104 | crystal skull | 1 |
| #126 | cubic zirconia | 1 |
| #35 | cuddly teddy bear | 2 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #60 | cute mushroom | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #314 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #145 | d10 | 1 |
| #164 | d12 | 1 |
| #78 | d20 | 20 |
| #107 | d4 | 1 |
| #109 | d6 | 1 |
| #131 | d8 | 1 |
| #45 | demon makeup kit | 1 |
| #51 | desktop zen garden | 1 |
| #35 | disco biscuit | 1 |
| #228 | discocktail | 11 |
| #75 | dog ointment | 2 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #58 | dollar sign | 1 |
| #269 | dollar-sign bag | 1 |
| #71 | dreadful roast | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #112 | dumb mud | 1 |
| #138 | dungeoneering kit | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #504 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #29 | electric Kool-Aid | 5 |
| #548 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #61 | emergency margarita | 2 |
| #202 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #12 | epic cluster | 2 |
| #99 | essential tofu | 1 |
| #70 | expensive champagne | 1 |
| #156 | expensive cigar | 1 |
| #61 | experimental serum P-00 | 1 |
| #214 | extra-greasy slider | 11 |
| #43 | fancy beef jerky | 4 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #572 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #406 | fat loot token | 1 |
| #141 | fiery wing | 60 |
| #126 | filet of The Fish | 1 |
| #2032 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #64 | finger cuffs | 1 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #271 | flask of mining oil | 1 |
| #336 | flask of tainted mining oil | 1 |
| #987 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #143 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #27 | forbidden sausage | 12 |
| #80 | frost flower | 2 |
| #129 | frozen banquet | 16 |
| #236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
| #380 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #873 | fudgecule | 194 |
| #179 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #117 | future drug: Coolscaline | 11 |
| #126 | future drug: Muscularactum | 11 |
| #122 | future drug: Smartinex | 11 |
| #203 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #31 | ghost pepper | 6 |
| #62 | giant diamond ring | 1 |
| #106 | giant pearl | 1 |
| #78 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #16 | gilded BRICKO brick | 3 |
| #34 | gingerbread robot | 17 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #157 | gladiator tunica | 1 |
| #202 | glass of bourbon | 1 |
| #248 | glass of herbal tequila | 1 |
| #70 | glass slipper | 1 |
| #87 | glow-in-the-dark necklace | 1 |
| #43 | glowing New Age crystal | 1 |
| #162 | goblin water | 1 |
| #207 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #187 | gold crown | 1 |
| #132 | gold nuggets | 1 |
| #190 | gold star | 1 |
| #176 | gold tooth | 1 |
| #2776 | golden ring | 1 |
| #340 | good brain | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #262 | government cheese | 1 |
| #183 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #62 | green drunki-bear | 11 |
| #115 | green eggnog | 1 |
| #100 | green hamhock | 1 |
| #54 | grilled cheese sandwich | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #68 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #108 | hand of cards | 1 |
| #306 | handful of confetti | 119 |
| #396 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #41 | hare brush | 1 |
| #84 | haunted paddle-ball | 1 |
| #155 | headless sparrow | 1 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #160 | heavy leather-bound tome | 1 |
| #361 | hemp candy necklace | 1 |
| #103 | hermit factoid | 1 |
| #56 | hi-octane carrot juice | 1 |
| #283 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #63 | homeopathic mint tea | 1 |
| #231 | hot egg | 1 |
| #96 | hot mint schnocolate | 1 |
| #246 | huge bowl of candy | 1 |
| #288 | huge gold coin | 1 |
| #184 | impure gasoline | 1 |
| #13 | inflatable baseball bat | 1 |
| #456 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #89 | invisible potion | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #245 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 9 |
| #301 | jar of squeeze | 3 |
| #84 | jar of swamp honey | 1 |
| #92 | java cookie | 6 |
| #771 | jerky coins | 11 |
| #16 | juggling ball | 3 |
| #81 | karma shawarma | 1 |
| #884 | killer rag doll | 2 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #59 | labrador cookie | 1 |
| #201 | leather bookmark | 1 |
| #155 | liquid ice | 1 |
| #15 | liquid rhinestones | 1 |
| #49 | little parachute guy | 1 |
| #110 | loaf of alien bread | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #69 | lucky cat statue | 1 |
| #567 | lump of diamond | 1 |
| #340 | lunar isotope | 1 |
| #156 | madius | 1 |
| #195 | magnetic sculpture kit | 1 |
| #154 | mangled squirrel | 1 |
| #128 | marine aquamarine | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #271 | massive gemstone | 1 |
| #70 | mid-level medieval mead | 1 |
| #581 | mime soul fragment | 1 |
| #81 | mimeplasm | 1 |
| #155 | mini-martini | 1 |
| #453 | molten brick | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #128 | neoprene skullcap | 1 |
| #211 | neutron lollipop | 1 |
| #232 | non-aged vinegar | 1 |
| #225 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #417 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #38 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 19 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #104 | odd silver coin | 1 |
| #218 | overloaded micro-reactor | 1 |
| #137 | oyster egg balloon | 1 |
| #114 | pack of pogs | 160 |
| #188 | pair of government shades | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #471 | peppermint tailings | 1 |
| #131 | perl necklace | 4 |
| #45 | petit 4.1 | 14 |
| #1884 | phish stick | 2 |
| #52 | picky tweezers | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #388 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| #1096 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #511 | pile of gold coins | 1 |
| #195 | pitted sheet metal | 1 |
| #85 | pixel coin | 2 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #49 | pixel stopwatch | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #529 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #83 | plastic nightmare troll | 1 |
| #76 | plastic nunchaku | 1 |
| #18 | plastic spider ring | 1 |
| #27 | plush alielf | 1 |
| #16 | plush alien hamsterpus | 1 |
| #17 | plush dogcat | 1 |
| #16 | plush ferrelf | 1 |
| #34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #17 | plush mutated alielephant | 1 |
| #12 | plush mutated alielf | 1 |
| #132 | pocket ace | 1 |
| #42 | pocket lint (blue) | 1 |
| #45 | pocket lint (orange) | 1 |
| #56 | pocket lint (white) | 1 |
| #42 | pocket maze | 2 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #481 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #482 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #501 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #495 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #513 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #42 | polo trophy | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #63 | powdered candy sushi set | 17 |
| #101 | powdered gold | 1 |
| #90 | priceless diamond | 1 |
| #73 | pteruges | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #168 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #140 | radiator heater shield | 1 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #271 | raisin | 1 |
| #145 | rat carcass | 1 |
| #1729 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #237 | red ale | 4 |
| #67 | red drunki-bear | 11 |
| #112 | red tulip | 1 |
| #135 | respected companion biscuit | 1 |
| #68 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 22 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1431 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #108 | rocky road ice cream | 1 |
| #280 | rose | 1 |
| #129 | rubber band gun | 1 |
| #31 | rubber nubbin | 1 |
| #136 | ruby on canes | 4 |
| #446 | sand dollar | 1 |
| #310 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| #66 | sausage without a cause | 2 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #168 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #95 | seared dino steak | 1 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #44 | shady shades | 2 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #58 | shining goblet | 2 |
| #362 | shiny stones | 1 |
| #245 | shot of mescal | 1 |
| #58 | silver face paint | 2 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #154 | sinister-looking cat | 1 |
| #67 | skull capacitor | 1 |
| #420 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #25 | small golem | 1 |
| #138 | smart watch | 1 |
| #217 | sneaky wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #182 | soul doorbell | 1 |
| #34 | space bar | 1 |
| #113 | space beast fur | 8 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #39 | space invader | 1 |
| #154 | space junk | 11 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #51 | space port | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #238 | sparking robo-battery | 1 |
| #663 | spectral pickle | 11 |
| #72 | spirit bed | 1 |
| #187 | spirit gum | 11 |
| #111 | spooky pirate skeleton | 13 |
| #47 | squeaky toy rose | 2 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1708 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #61 | stealth bomber | 1 |
| #482 | steamy ruby | 1 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #234 | still-beating spleen | 1 |
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