| #122 | "caramel" orange | 17 |
| #311 | 1-ball | 17 |
| #239 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| #287 | 2-ball | 17 |
| #305 | 3-ball | 17 |
| #300 | 4-ball | 17 |
| #288 | 5-ball | 17 |
| #299 | 6-ball | 17 |
| #318 | 7-ball | 17 |
| #50 | 7-inch discus | 1 |
| #834 | 8-ball | 17 |
| #78 | 8-bit banana | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #274 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #230 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #224 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #231 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #156 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #72 | Alice's Army Foil Alchemist | 1 |
| #39 | Alice's Army Foil Bowman | 1 |
| #37 | Alice's Army Foil Cleric | 1 |
| #37 | Alice's Army Foil Coward | 1 |
| #11 | Alice's Army Foil Dervish | 1 |
| #59 | Alice's Army Foil Guard | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Halberder | 1 |
| #30 | Alice's Army Foil Hammerman | 1 |
| #31 | Alice's Army Foil Horseman | 1 |
| #28 | Alice's Army Foil Lanceman | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #11 | Alice's Army Foil Martyr | 1 |
| #61 | Alice's Army Foil Ninja | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Nurse | 1 |
| #60 | Alice's Army Foil Page | 1 |
| #57 | Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #15 | Alice's Army Foil Sniper | 1 |
| #62 | Alice's Army Foil Spearsman | 1 |
| #64 | Alice's Army Foil Swordsman | 1 |
| #60 | Alice's Army Foil Wallman | 1 |
| #4 | Alice's Army Foil tattoo | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #248 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #212 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #227 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #225 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #262 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #161 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #258 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #267 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #173 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #251 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #200 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 2 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #834 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #25 | BRICKO egg | 1 |
| #296 | Baja sopapilla | 1 |
| #842 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #309 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #635 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 19 |
| #508 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 4 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #908 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #271 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 2 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #24 | Boosty Juice | 1 |
| #1165 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #1792 | Boss Bat britches | 4 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #792 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #786 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #112 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 17 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #106 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 17 |
| #1449 | Cloaca grenade | 3 |
| #4 | Cloaca-Cola | 77,730 |
| #555 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 6 |
| #343 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 8 |
| #186 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 12 |
| #498 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 4 |
| #197 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 12 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #817 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 12 |
| #160 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #754 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #87 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #1329 | Crown of the Goblin King | 17 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #91 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 17 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #16 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #879 | Drowsy Sword | 17 |
| #18 | Drunk Uncles holo-record | 1 |
| #12 | EMD holo-record | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #12 | Game Grid valued membership card | 1 |
| #182 | GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1026 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #656 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1147 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #19 | Huggler Radio | 1 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #323 | Instant Karma | 25 |
| #1115 | Iron Beta of Industry | 3 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #38 | Jokester makeup | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #724 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #108 | LCD game: Burger Belt | 1 |
| #107 | LCD game: Food Eater | 1 |
| #108 | LCD game: Garbage River | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #778 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #1725 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 11 |
| #17 | Lucky Strikes holo-record | 1 |
| #303 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 17 |
| #48 | Manual of Lock Picking | 1 |
| #50 | Mark I Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #51 | Mark II Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #44 | Mark III Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #43 | Mark IV Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #136 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #126 | Mark of the Bugbear | 1 |
| #125 | Mark of the Ghost | 1 |
| #133 | Mark of the Skeleton | 1 |
| #129 | Mark of the Vampire | 1 |
| #129 | Mark of the Werewolf | 1 |
| #127 | Mark of the Zombie | 1 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #118 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 17 |
| #204 | Misty Cape | 8 |
| #124 | Misty Cloak | 14 |
| #237 | Misty Robe | 6 |
| #232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #93 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #34 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #18 | New Cloaca-Cola | 17 |
| #725 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #538 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 10 |
| #51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
| #664 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 3 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #241 | PEEZ dispenser | 17 |
| #237 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 1 |
| #23 | Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards | 1 |
| #521 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 17 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #19 | Power-Guy 2000 holo-record | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #90 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 17 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #211 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #18 | Shrieking Weasel holo-record | 1 |
| #24 | Single Alice's Army Foil | 1 |
| #11 | Sister Accessory | 1 |
| #361 | Snow Queen Crown | 6 |
| #29 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #24 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #22 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #512 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 17 |
| #100 | Star Spawn | 1 |
| #83 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#1) | 1 |
| #81 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#2) | 1 |
| #70 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#3) | 1 |
| #74 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1) | 1 |
| #80 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2) | 1 |
| #81 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3) | 1 |
| #77 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1) | 1 |
| #82 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2) | 1 |
| #81 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3) | 1 |
| #74 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#1) | 1 |
| #69 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#2) | 1 |
| #80 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#3) | 1 |
| #87 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#1) | 1 |
| #82 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#2) | 1 |
| #65 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#3) | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #17 | Superdrifter holo-record | 1 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #53 | The Imploded World | 1 |
| #50 | The Jokester's gun | 1 |
| #42 | The Jokester's pants | 1 |
| #43 | The Jokester's wig | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #16 | The Pigs holo-record | 1 |
| #208 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #831 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #152 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #319 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #226 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #445 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #801 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #280 | Typical Tavern swill | 17 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #47 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #624 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 5 |
| #657 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #49 | absentee voter ballot | 4 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #361 | agua de vida | 1 |
| #705 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #736 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #52 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
| #32 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 1 |
| #144 | antique nutcracker figurine | 1 |
| #47 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
| #41 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| #44 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
| #932 | antique record album | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #468 | baconstone | 17 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #5461 | badass belt | 4 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #171 | ballast turtle | 1 |
| #324 | banana | 17 |
| #337 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #221 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #86 | banana milkshake | 1 |
| #273 | banana peel | 17 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #251 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #968 | bananagate | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #40 | batskin belt | 42 |
| #172 | beer cartilage | 1 |
| #1064 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #475 | big rock | 1 |
| #93 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #114 | black Crimbo ball | 17 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #619 | black pixel | 17 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #298 | blind-packed capsule toy | 17 |
| #441 | blood flower | 17 |
| #13 | blue LavaCo Lamp™ | 1 |
| #83 | blue pixel | 1,531 |
| #92 | blue pixel potion | 17 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #67 | blue shell | 4 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #27 | box o' ghosts | 1 |
| #7454 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #99 | boxed gumball machine | 1 |
| #203 | bread man | 3 |
| #159 | bread pie | 1 |
| #208 | brilliant oyster egg | 1 |
| #76 | brown pixel | 17 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #11 | bundle of firewood | 27 |
| #101 | can of mixed everything | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #4783 | candy cane | 1 |
| #233 | candy harmonica | 1 |
| #85 | carnivorous potted plant | 1 |
| #6 | chalk chalice | 1 |
| #5 | chalk chlamys | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #299 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #159 | clear Russian | 1 |
| #28 | clockwork bartender head | 1 |
| #117 | clockwork bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #29 | clockwork chef head | 1 |
| #120 | clockwork chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #72 | clockwork claws | 1 |
| #58 | clockwork clockwise dome | 1 |
| #89 | clockwork counterclockwise dome | 1 |
| #68 | clockwork crossbow | 1 |
| #43 | clockwork detective skull | 1 |
| #72 | clockwork doohickey | 1 |
| #33 | clockwork endoskeleton | 1 |
| #57 | clockwork handle | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #134 | clockwork maid | 1 |
| #27 | clockwork maid head | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #52 | clockwork pirate skull | 1 |
| #54 | clockwork rings | 1 |
| #40 | clockwork rod | 1 |
| #53 | clockwork shank | 1 |
| #93 | clockwork sheet | 1 |
| #159 | clockwork sphere | 1 |
| #65 | clockwork spine | 1 |
| #46 | clockwork staff | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #97 | clockwork thingamajig | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #86 | clockwork widget | 1 |
| #134 | cloning kit | 7 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #508 | cocoa egg | 17 |
| #704 | cog | 17 |
| #253 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #216 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 1 |
| #35 | crate of fish meat | 1 |
| #125 | crystal skeleton vodka | 1 |
| #456 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #179 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #142 | death blossom | 2 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #217 | denim axe | 2 |
| #494 | dense meat stack | 95 |
| #100 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 4 |
| #41 | devil's-food cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | diabolic pizza cube | 1 |
| #950 | disassembled clover | 17 |
| #46 | do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #1677 | drywall axe | 2 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #88 | eggwater | 5 |
| #27 | eldritch mushroom pizza | 3 |
| #129 | electric pants | 1 |
| #514 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 17 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #145 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #116 | festive egg sac | 1 |
| #73 | fishelada | 17 |
| #10 | flagstone fez | 1 |
| #6 | flagstone flag | 1 |
| #6 | flagstone flail | 1 |
| #5 | flagstone fleece | 1 |
| #7 | flagstone flip-flops | 1 |
| #6 | flagstone fringe | 1 |
| #86 | fleshy putty | 17 |
| #1453 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #433 | frozen Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #195 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #226 | fuzzy busby | 14 |
| #299 | fuzzy earmuffs | 7 |
| #283 | fuzzy montera | 8 |
| #245 | ghost of a necklace | 17 |
| #447 | giant discarded bottlecap | 11 |
| #1081 | giant discarded plastic fork | 7 |
| #489 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 9 |
| #37 | gilded BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #165 | giraffe-necked turtle | 1 |
| #215 | gleaming oyster egg | 1 |
| #224 | glistening oyster egg | 1 |
| #112 | glob of salty molasses | 17 |
| #388 | goat cheese pizza | 17 |
| #110 | gold star | 17 |
| #793 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #25 | golden banana | 1 |
| #112 | golden fleece | 2 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #14 | googly-ball hat | 1 |
| #6 | googly-heart hat | 1 |
| #11 | googly-star hat | 1 |
| #68 | green BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #152 | green and red bean | 17 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #68 | green pixel | 1,549 |
| #348 | green pixel potion | 1 |
| #36 | grey gosling | 1 |
| #195 | gummi turtle | 1 |
| #167 | hamburger | 1 |
| #786 | hamethyst | 10 |
| #1335 | handful of confetti | 29 |
| #7 | haunted pizza | 17 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #875 | heart of the volcano | 6 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #135 | huge pumpkin | 2 |
| #25 | ice-cold Cloaca Zero | 17 |
| #29 | incredible pizza | 17 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #107 | intact anemone spike | 17 |
| #48 | intricate clockwork egg | 1 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #169 | irradiated turtle | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #67 | jar of psychoses (Jick) | 1 |
| #47 | jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) | 1 |
| #49 | jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) | 1 |
| #44 | jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) | 1 |
| #46 | jar of psychoses (The Old Man) | 1 |
| #42 | jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) | 1 |
| #48 | jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #98 | lab-grown meat | 17 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #723 | line | 17 |
| #405 | llama lama gong | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #7 | loofah lumberjack's hat | 1 |
| #1422 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | metallic A | 36,825 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #151 | mocking turtle | 1 |
| #122 | moist Crimbo spices | 34 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #240 | multi-level marzipan | 1 |
| #132 | mushroom pizza | 17 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #68 | ojo de pez burrito | 17 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #45 | one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island | 1 |
| #77 | one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #39 | one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach | 1 |
| 🥇 | overflowing gift basket | 1 |
| #354 | oversized pizza cutter | 17 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1559 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #926 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #161 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #7 | paraffin palazzos | 1 |
| #7 | paraffin pendant | 1 |
| #4 | paraffin pith helmet | 2 |
| #9 | paraffin poncho | 1 |
| #9 | paraffin pseudoaccordion | 1 |
| #7 | paraffin punching bag | 1 |
| #147 | peppermint eel sauce | 17 |
| #61 | peppermint spine | 1 |
| #119 | peppermint-scented socks | 2 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #11 | phial of coldness | 1 |
| #9 | phial of hotness | 1 |
| #12 | phial of sleaziness | 1 |
| #9 | phial of spookiness | 1 |
| #13 | phial of stench | 1 |
| #39 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 17 |
| #40 | pixel banana | 2 |
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| #26 | pixel energy tank | 1 |
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| #49 | pixel stopwatch | 1 |
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| #716 | pool cue | 4 |
| #407 | pork elf goodies sack | 17 |
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| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1729 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
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| #120 | recording of Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #107 | recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #116 | recording of Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #51 | recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto | 1 |
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| #115 | resolution: be luckier | 1 |
| #112 | resolution: be more adventurous | 1 |
| #154 | resolution: be sexier | 1 |
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| #81 | stone turtle | 1 |
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| #216 | sugar banana | 1 |
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| #91 | synthetic rock | 1 |
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| #6 | terra cotta tongs | 1 |
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| #6 | terra cotta truss | 1 |
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| #148 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #42 | time helmet | 1 |
| #141 | time sword | 1 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
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| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
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| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
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| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1159 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #81 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1156 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
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| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #818 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #784 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #1139 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4542 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3976 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1361 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4479 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8173 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4496 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #8150 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8185 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8066 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #4345 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #54 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1557 | top | 2 |
| #111 | torquoise | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #119 | turtle wax | 6 |
| #104 | universal biscuit | 17 |
| #41 | unoccupied sheep suit | 1 |
| #1352 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1543 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
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| #6 | velour valise | 1 |
| #5 | velour vambraces | 1 |
| #7 | velour vaqueros | 1 |
| #9 | velour veil | 1 |
| #8 | velour viscometer | 1 |
| #10 | velour voulge | 1 |
| #961 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 6 |
| #306 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #181 | waterlogged cloth | 1 |
| #178 | waterlogged leather | 1 |
| #174 | waterlogged metal | 1 |
| #173 | waterlogged stuffing | 1 |
| #137 | waterlogged wood | 1 |
| #40 | wax banana | 1 |
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| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
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| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #544 | worthless gewgaw | 5 |
| #696 | worthless knick-knack | 4 |
| #374 | worthless trinket | 9 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #65 | yellow pixel | 17 |
| #32 | yellow pixel potion | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #74 | yule hatchet | 7 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |