| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #271 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #227 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #220 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #245 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #222 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #158 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #263 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #248 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #506 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #3592 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1819 | Drowsy Sword | 4 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #467 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #3013 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #29 | PVC staff | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #165 | Professor What T-Shirt | 3 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #426 | Workytime Tea | 4 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #5464 | badass belt | 4 |
| #304 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #105 | balloon shield | 1 |
| #309 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #196 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #36 | breadwand | 1 |
| #139 | brown paper bag mask | 1 |
| #137 | brown paper pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1888 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #264 | festive sausage | 9 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #2476 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #3707 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #383 | holiday cheese log | 5 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #1689 | old sweatpants | 7 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #427 | paperclip | 100 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #33 | paperclip sproinger | 8 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #590 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #464 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #268 | pocket theremin | 1 |
| #199 | powdered wig | 1 |
| #145 | slime convention pin | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #7038 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 2 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #469 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1107 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 2 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #408 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |