Kyta

RankItemQuantity
#84-dimensional fez59
#23A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)1
#12A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)1
#9A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)1
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)1
#10A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)1
#59ASCII shirt57
#63Alice's Army Alchemist26
#62Alice's Army Bowman11
#67Alice's Army Cleric11
#53Alice's Army Coward13
#69Alice's Army Dervish4
#72Alice's Army Foil Alchemist1
#39Alice's Army Foil Bowman1
#37Alice's Army Foil Cleric1
#36Alice's Army Foil Guard2
#34Alice's Army Foil Halberder2
#31Alice's Army Foil Horseman1
#28Alice's Army Foil Lanceman1
#66Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber1
#38Alice's Army Foil Ninja2
#66Alice's Army Foil Nurse1
#25Alice's Army Foil Page3
#35Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden2
#62Alice's Army Foil Spearsman1
#38Alice's Army Foil Swordsman2
#60Alice's Army Foil Wallman1
#64Alice's Army Guard26
#60Alice's Army Halberder26
#104Alice's Army Hammerman6
#87Alice's Army Horseman9
#95Alice's Army Lanceman7
#67Alice's Army Mad Bomber22
#74Alice's Army Martyr4
#65Alice's Army Ninja26
#71Alice's Army Nurse24
#65Alice's Army Page24
#62Alice's Army Shieldmaiden27
#45Alice's Army Sniper8
#54Alice's Army Spearsman32
#62Alice's Army Swordsman26
#84Alice's Army Wallman16
#47Aluminum Epsilon of Humility6
#81Ancient Saucehelm17
#120Angelhair Culottes8
#133Argarggagarg's fang10
#232Arrrmetia trading card1
#45Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness5
#123Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental8
#184Baron von Ratsworth's money clip3
#179Baron von Ratsworth's monocle53
#435Baron von Ratsworth's tophat5
#148Beach Buck11
#173Bling of the New Wave7
🥇Bloodbath1
#271Blue Diamond of Honesty2
#133Bonerdagon necklace64
#935Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air3
#690Bulky Buddy Box4
#34CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)1
#36CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)1
#33CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)1
#32CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)1
#1699CRIMBCO scrip5
#220Chori Zo trading card1
#572Chroner1
#96Claw of the Infernal Seal9
#93Codpiece of the Goblin King53
#172Coinspiracy1
#201Colander of Em-er'il9
#89Comma Chameleon egg1
#349Copper Alpha of Sincerity7
#402Crimbo Credit7
#830Crimbuck955
#130Crown of the Goblin King136
#228Das Überkühlraum trading card1
#532Deactivated O. A. F.1
#347Disco 'Fro Pick8
#29Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate14
#79Drowsy Sword171
#52Drunken Philosopher1
#64El Sombrero De Lopez23
#263Elder Turtle Shell8
#51Elizabeth's paintbrush3
#20Ellsbury's journal3
#13Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)1
#196Freddy Kruegerand11
#4Frosty's iceball2
#142Galapagosian Cuisses7
#109Game Grid token55
#143Garter of the Turtle Poacher7
🥇Ginsu™1
#83Glass Balls of the Goblin King23
#44Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob16
#1440Green Clover of Justice1
🥇Gregarious Gregorian Smock1
#52Heimandatz's heart19
🥉Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)1
#20Hodgman's bow tie4
#209Inndya trading card1
#99Iron Beta of Industry108
#354Jack-in-the-box17
#213Jocko Homo's head8
#227Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card1
#96Krakrox's Loincloth9
#44La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez21
#39Lead Zeta of Chastity3
🥇Leapin' Trousers1
#45Lederhosen of the Night21
#80Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet206
#25Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery12
🥇Meatcleaver1
#543Microplushie: Bropane14
#624Microplushie: Dorkonide3
#499Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid7
#751Microplushie: Fauxnerditide1
#672Microplushie: Gothochondria6
#514Microplushie: Hippylase17
#577Microplushie: Hipsterine1
#554Microplushie: Hobomosome7
#620Microplushie: Otakulone12
#764Microplushie: Raverdrine3
#507Microplushie: Sororitrate14
#347Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
#397Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#444Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#140Misty Cape14
#98Misty Cloak19
#175Misty Robe11
#89Morbidda trading card2
#246Nayztameetjoo trading card1
#44Newman's Own Trousers16
#90Nickel Gamma of Frugality71
#145Orange Star of Sacrifice14
#304Order of the Silver Wossname2
#17Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster51
🥇Petite Paintbrush1
#236Pink Heart of Spirit4
#233Poison Oak trading card1
#133Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip13
#126Pokëmann figurine: Duck10
#273Pokëmann figurine: Frank3
#64Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump15
#130Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking10
#146Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan9
#113Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap14
#90Pokëmann figurine: Moog7
#64Pokëmann figurine: Nothing14
#131Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu14
#143Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth5
#348Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf6
#207Pokëmann figurine: Twitter10
#107Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite15
#102Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth15
#233Princess Rutabaga trading card1
#24Purple Horseshoe of Honor6
#283Raggedy Hippy doll1
#77Red Balloon of Valor3
#673Retenez L'Herbe Paté3
#204Roo trading card1
#138Safari Jack's moustache9
#280Scalp of Gorgolok9
🥇Seasonal Beret1
#211Serenity trading card1
🥇Solstice Shield1
#7Spelunker of Fortune (used)1
#72Star Spawn2
🥈Sword of Procedural Generation1
#25T.U.R.D.S. Key92
#7Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)2
🥇Temporal Tempera Tube2
#21The Art of Slapfighting (used)1
#70The Big Book of Pirate Insults72
#217The Grand Poo-Bah trading card1
#49The Joy of Wassailing (used)1
#57The Mariachi's guitar case23
#58The Necbronomicon (used)1
#208The Snake trading card1
#216Thorny Toad trading card1
#325Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette12
#425Thwaitgold ant statuette3
#30Thwaitgold bee statuette16
#264Thwaitgold bookworm statuette4
#28Thwaitgold butterfly statuette11
#214Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette6
#254Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette15
#1031Thwaitgold firefly statuette4
#145Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette11
#155Thwaitgold maggot statuette16
#331Thwaitgold moth statuette1
#263Thwaitgold nit statuette1
#32Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette8
#442Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette10
#277Thwaitgold scorpion statuette5
#404Thwaitgold spider statuette7
#113Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette25
#189Thwaitgold termite statuette65
#219Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette3
#171Thwaitgold woollybear statuette6
#39Time Lord Participation Mug1
#692Trollhouse cookies21
🥇Truthsayer1
#124Typical Tavern swill94
#436Uncle Crimbo's Rations4
#250Uranium Omega of Temperance1
#228Vaso De Agua trading card1
#177Volartta's bellbottoms7
#27Wand of Nagamar135
#8Whatsian Ionic Pliers184
#228Woldo trading card1
#113Yakisoba's hat10
#66Yellow Moon of Compassion30
#181Zinc Delta of Tranquility7
#17Zombo's empty eye1
#24Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)1
#266adorable seal larva9
#39adventurer clone egg1
#14alien source code printout (used)1
#92ancient oil painting of yourself2
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#91antique 8-Bit Power magazine18
#123antique painting of a landscape7
#185antique record album15
#74antique souvenir drawing10
#125archaeologing shovel1
#107baby cuddlefish2
#338baby killer bee30
#32bag of bones20
#389balloon monkey4
#35bananagate131
#840barrrnacle14
#999bat-shaped Crimboween cookie2
#145beautiful rainbow2
#1065bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#74bishop cookie1
#35bitter bowtie1
#135black gold4
#137blank diary1
#3058blob-shaped Crimbo cookie3
#102borrowed time5
#388bottle of single-barrel whiskey3
#87bottled day3
#269box of sunshine1,581
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#110candy cornucopia1
#526carob chunk cookies2
#1753circular CRIMBCOOKIE1
#680colorful plastic ball1
#457cookie cookie2
#864cool whip1
#486cranberry schnapps1
#27crumpled felt fedora1
#7cup of infinite pencils124
#57cursed piece of thirteen21
#19cute bow from beyond the stars1
#22deactivated putty buddy1
#187designer handbag14
#82eXtreme scarf66
#153effluvious emerald10
#214elven limbos gingerbread59
#46empty Cloaca-Cola bottle275
#17enchanted leopard-print barbell48
#2680evil teddy bear1
#492extra-greasy slider3
#733facsimile dictionary12
#124fancy ball mask1
#14fancy black tie1
#34farfalle bow tie1
#311fat loot token5
#309fertilized ghuol egg1
#303fez of etymology1
#832filthy lucre39
#80fish stick1
#31fist turkey outline1
#164floaty inverse geode1
#69flower petal pie11
#383fortune cookie2
#18fragment of Jarlsberg's soul1
#111friendly cheez blob15
#235frigid mote3
#89fudge-shaped hole in space-time4
#3221fuzzy dice2
#551ghost pickle on a stick1
#50giant discarded bottlecap72
#280giant discarded plastic fork34
#81giant discarded torn-up glove46
#29giant pearl9
#83giant pinky ring146
#78giant stuffed bugbear1
#206gingerbread bugbear124
#2812gingerbread mutant bugbear1
#383glacial sapphire1
#152glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub1
#272goat2
#120gold wedding ring78
#488gray bow tie14
#95green drunki-bear7
#650grue egg41
#18gummi bowtie4
#2400hamethyst1
#115handful of confetti227
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#78heart of the volcano68
#8hippo tutu1
#115hot egg2
#69hot plate67
#201hot stuffing1
#306hovering sombrero1
#124huge gold coin62
#61imp unity ring90
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#42jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)1
#198java cookie4
#145king cookie1
#80knight cookie1
#41kumquartz113
#97leftover Crimbo rations2
#55liquid shifting time weirdness26
#392macaroni duck6
🥇makeshift crane1,616
#382maple leaf1
#146massive gemstone18
#32midget clownfish2
#108misfit dolly1
#109misfit teddy bear1
#32mutant cactus bud1
#358mysterious silver lapel pin3
#33ninja carabiner22
#32ninja crampons22
#29ninja rope24
#40nugget of Crimbonium167
#143nut-shaped Crimbo cookie6
#12obsidian dagger180
#22ocarina of space406
#13odd silver coin22
#204overcookie1
#178pail75
#161painted turtle1
#121pair of ragged claws3
#144pawn cookie1
#258peach1
#32pearidot137
#59peppermint rhino baby1
#1236pet rock5
#495petrified time1
#11philosopher's scone1,369
#332phish stick3
#207piece of after eight1
#286pile of gold coins5
#168pile of loose snow1
#529plastic ingot1
#26plush alielf1
#16plush dogcat1
#15plush ferrelf1
#16plush mutated alielephant1
#11plush mutated alielf1
#31polka-dot bow tie15
#2213porquoise1
#1169potato sprout1
#263pregnant mushroom1
#168pretty bouquet11
#68pretty flower8,827
#238queen cookie2
#100radio button candy11
#103rainbow tie1
#148really dense meat stack36
🥈record of infuriating silence (used)1
🥉record of menacing silence (used)1
🥈record of tranquil silence (used)1
#67red drunki-bear11
#7red wagon164
#12rehearsing dramatic hedgehog1
#218rewinged stab bat3
#252rib of the Bonerdagon7
#136ridiculous sandwich11
#76rook cookie1
#461sabre-toothed lime cub1
#20sandwich of the gods51
#111scary death orb1
#80secret from the future2
#44sequined fez2
#368shimmering rainbow sand1
#15shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo1
#102shot of flower schnapps11
#6sinister ancient tablet2
#115sinister-looking cat4
#939skull-shaped Crimboween cookie2
#9sleeping piano cat1
#1097sleeping snowy owl1
#422sleeping wereturtle1
#106solid gold bowling ball166
#49solid shifting time weirdness2
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#1729square CRIMBCOOKIE1
#113squirming egg sac136
#281star starfish1
#260steamy ruby4
#101still-beating spleen7
#38strawberyl126
#114stray chihuahua20
#202stuffed Baron von Ratsworth174
#348stuffed Cheshire bitten104
#410stuffed Hodgman1
#120stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech212
#183stuffed Meat195
#2344stuffed alien blob2
#577stuffed angry cow77
#305stuffed astral badger118
#518stuffed baby gravy fairy86
#165stuffed bandersnatch1
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#161stuffed carpenter1
#162stuffed caterpillar1
#6stuffed club2
#315stuffed cocoabo107
#1319stuffed crazy bastard sword3
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#200stuffed dodo1
#2480stuffed doppelshifter2
#342stuffed flaming gravy fairy113
#352stuffed frozen gravy fairy108
#955stuffed ghuol whelp1
#1795stuffed gray blob5
#329stuffed hand turkey110
#101stuffed key370
#1462stuffed martini3
#384stuffed mind flayer103
#204stuffed mink176
#191stuffed monocle190
#942stuffed ninja snowman3
#207stuffed pocketwatch1
#142stuffed porpoise1
#83stuffed sabre-toothed lime1
#316stuffed scary death orb115
#531stuffed sleazy gravy fairy84
#623stuffed snowy owl71
#497stuffed spooky gravy fairy88
#247stuffed stab bat1
#361stuffed stinky gravy fairy104
#145stuffed teddy butler222
#199stuffed tin of caviar182
#125stuffed treasure chest331
#358stuffed undead elbow macaroni103
#179stuffed walrus1
#553stuffed yo-yo1
#777stuffed zmobie1
#1137stuffing7
#174synthetic stuffing87
#51tasteful black bow tie2
#1003teddy bear5
#1006teddy borg6
#56time halo10
#113time's arrow3
#496tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer4
#507tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory4
#323tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer6
#380tiny die-cast Don Crimbo2
#392tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer5
#359tiny die-cast Father Crimbo2
#632tiny die-cast Father Crimborg1
#498tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer4
#417tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer5
#356tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg2
#496tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer4
#389tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer5
#63tiny die-cast Swiss hen5
#591tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo1
#397tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign5
#161tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer9
#563tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg1
#189tiny die-cast blade a-spinning3
#336tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree2
#500tiny die-cast factory worker elf4
#481tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf4
#287tiny die-cast golden ring2
#205tiny die-cast goose a-laying3
#185tiny die-cast killing bird3
#765tiny die-cast middle-management elf2
#616tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf3
#325tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg2
#750tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf2
#552tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming1
#189tiny die-cast turtle mech3
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#1799tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf4
#670tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear6
#2119tiny plastic Axe Wound3
#1512tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth3
#607tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type4
#1160tiny plastic Beebee King1
#2092tiny plastic Beelzebozo2
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#2195tiny plastic Black Knight3
#2068tiny plastic Bonerdagon2
#42tiny plastic Boris1
#573tiny plastic Boss Bat8
#515tiny plastic Bugbear Captain2
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#30tiny plastic Captain Kerkard2
#1326tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter1
#2216tiny plastic Cheshire bat8
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#882tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel2
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#1513tiny plastic Crimbo elf6
#1955tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer4
#1224tiny plastic Crimbo wreath3
#86tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva1
#101tiny plastic Crimbomega1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#87tiny plastic Crimborgatron1
#101tiny plastic Crimbot1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#26tiny plastic Dr. Awkward2
#101tiny plastic Duke Starkiller9
#31tiny plastic Ed the Undying2
#656tiny plastic Father McGruber6
#1149tiny plastic Felonia4
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#2735tiny plastic G Imp2
#100tiny plastic GORM-82
#88tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej1
#93tiny plastic Gary Claybender9
#2806tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser2
#1740tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester4
#853tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist4
#2171tiny plastic Hellion3
#2827tiny plastic Iiti Kitty2
#62tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker13
#49tiny plastic Jarlsberg1
#168tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#915tiny plastic Knob Goblin King5
#1760tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter4
#1474tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl5
#2182tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist3
#1237tiny plastic Knott Yeti6
#77tiny plastic Knows About Chakras1
#73tiny plastic Krampus1
#282tiny plastic Lord Flameface4
#84tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven1
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#17tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress1
#1099tiny plastic Norville Rogers2
#1447tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy5
#74tiny plastic Professor What1
#2783tiny plastic Protagonist2
#689tiny plastic Queen Bee3
#492tiny plastic Rene C. Corman2
#83tiny plastic Rudolph the Red1
#603tiny plastic Scott the Miner7
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#51tiny plastic Sneaky Pete1
#1727tiny plastic Spam Witch4
#1747tiny plastic Spunky Princess4
#49tiny plastic Susie1
#91tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf1
#2057tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski2
#764tiny plastic The Man6
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#1742tiny plastic Trouser Snake4
#1809tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo2
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#423tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer6
#1226tiny plastic XXX pr0n6
#75tiny plastic Your Brain1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#110tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#1801tiny plastic angry bugbear4
#2039tiny plastic angry goat9
#592tiny plastic angry space marine7
#78tiny plastic angry vikings1
#2193tiny plastic anime smiley3
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#1458tiny plastic apathetic lizardman5
#2139tiny plastic astronomer3
#1409tiny plastic baby gravy fairy13
#73tiny plastic bad vibe1
#1517tiny plastic barrrnacle12
#1097tiny plastic batbugbear2
#3964tiny plastic beanbat1
#988tiny plastic bee swarm3
#580tiny plastic beebee gunners7
#736tiny plastic beebee queue5
#803tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar6
#958tiny plastic black ops bugbear3
#600tiny plastic blazing bat7
#1814tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball10
#1235tiny plastic blooper6
#1480tiny plastic brainsweeper5
#2768tiny plastic briefcase bat2
#397tiny plastic bugaboo11
#768tiny plastic buzzerker5
#1117tiny plastic cavebugbear2
#240tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite4
#3318tiny plastic cocoabo5
#1112tiny plastic coffee pixie16
#153tiny plastic colollilossus2
#2096tiny plastic conservationist hippy2
#1765tiny plastic cubist bull4
#1779tiny plastic demoninja4
#1097tiny plastic disco bandit5
#2802tiny plastic drunk goat2
#101tiny plastic exo-suited miner1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#1466tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus5
#2203tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker3
#559tiny plastic fire servant4
#2184tiny plastic fluffy bunny3
#71tiny plastic four-shadowed mime1
#3923tiny plastic fruit golem1
#2256tiny plastic fuzzy dice8
#1405tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick13
#2022tiny plastic ghuol whelp9
#1433tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers5
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#2165tiny plastic goth giant3
#1218tiny plastic grue15
#2113tiny plastic handsome mariachi3
#1058tiny plastic hermit5
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#2846tiny plastic howling balloon monkey6
#964tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear3
#2462tiny plastic killer bee7
#1462tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box5
#1393tiny plastic leprechaun13
#2520tiny plastic levitating potato7
#1239tiny plastic lobsterfrogman6
#485tiny plastic moneybee9
#2009tiny plastic mosquito9
#543tiny plastic mumblebee8
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#3995tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#2601tiny plastic pastamancer2
#274tiny plastic peacannon9
#67tiny plastic protector spectre1
#2860tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime6
#1327tiny plastic sauceror4
#1226tiny plastic scary clown6
#1767tiny plastic seal clubber3
#102tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit1
#1451tiny plastic senile lihc5
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#1736tiny plastic smarmy pirate4
#482tiny plastic spiderbugbear5
#1721tiny plastic spiny skelelton4
#2561tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton7
#2194tiny plastic spooky vampire3
#1219tiny plastic stab bat15
#1518tiny plastic star starfish12
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#1041tiny plastic sweet nutcracker9
#127tiny plastic sword1
#2147tiny plastic taco cat3
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#487tiny plastic the Free Man5
#1035tiny plastic topiary golem7
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#720tiny plastic turtle tamer7
#1772tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni4
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#101tiny plastic warbear fortress2
#2124tiny plastic warwelf3
#1436tiny plastic whitesnake5
#1767tiny plastic zmobie4
#5tip jar319
#1865tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#1592toothsome rock4
#30tourmalime132
#1038tree-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#377triangular CRIMBCOOKIE4
#86twitching time capsule6
#192unearthly onyx5
#445untamable turtle5
#451unusual disco ball6
#135unwound clockwork grapefruit1
#97vampire pearl8
#115vertebra of the Bonerdagon79
#70very overdue library book12
#21warbear empathy chip (used)1
#13warbear laser bowtie1
#44warbear metalworking primer (used)1
#6warbear nuclear bowtie1
#7warbear plasma bowtie1
#388warbear whosit174
#262white Canadian11
#740white chocolate chip cookies1
#45wind-up Whatsian robot11
#664wind-up chattering teeth45
#1042wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#63yellow drunki-bear11
#94yellow matter custard1

Wow, that's 27,097 items total!

what items are this player missing?