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| #271 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #227 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #220 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #228 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #245 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #208 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #221 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #253 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #263 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #248 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #621 | CRIMBCO scrip | 265 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #2106 | duct tape | 2 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #499 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
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| #750 | handful of sand | 4 |
| #147 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #2056 | old sweatpants | 2 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #663 | palm frond | 2 |
| #848 | paperclip | 11 |
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| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #177 | yak anorak | 1 |