| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #271 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #227 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #220 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #228 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #151 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #36 | Alice's Army Foil Coward | 1 |
| #65 | Alice's Army Foil Halberder | 1 |
| #64 | Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #57 | Alice's Army Foil Page | 1 |
| #58 | Alice's Army Foil Wallman | 1 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #245 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #208 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #222 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #221 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #253 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #263 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #168 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #248 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #154 | BGE merchandise order form | 29 |
| #373 | BGE shotglass | 18 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #386 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 3 |
| #501 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #1553 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #1422 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #362 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 7 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #1213 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #836 | Crimbo candied pecan | 9 |
| #717 | Crimbo fudge | 12 |
| #1259 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 2 |
| #1153 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 3 |
| #370 | Frosty's frosty mug | 4 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #274 | Hodgman's blanket | 5 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #1062 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #372 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 3 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #63 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #19 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 3 |
| #6 | Staff of the Scummy Sink | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Soupbone | 4 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #50 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #523 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 5 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #443 | The Joy of Wassailing | 7 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #49 | beach ball marble | 1 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
| #26 | big bumboozer marble | 1 |
| #397 | bindlestocking | 6 |
| #517 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #944 | bone chips | 1 |
| #401 | bottle of Blank-Out | 23 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #205 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 10 |
| #2563 | candy cane | 7 |
| #66 | caustic slime nodule | 6 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #717 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #168 | epic wad | 3 |
| #239 | extra-greasy slider | 10 |
| #750 | fake plastic grass | 2 |
| #689 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #324 | freezin' bindle | 2 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #360 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 5 |
| #405 | jar of squeeze | 2 |
| #122 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #443 | lewd playing card | 5 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #721 | paperclip | 25 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #91 | portable photocopier | 67 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #551 | sleeping stocking | 4 |
| #12 | slime-covered club | 2 |
| #35 | slime-covered speargun | 1 |
| #202 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #124 | slimy alveolus | 8 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #350 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #61 | steely marble | 1 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #2652 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #7000 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #2373 | stuffed Meat | 7 |
| #6969 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #7004 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5637 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #7012 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5818 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5743 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #2518 | stuffed key | 2 |
| #7818 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #2868 | stuffed mink | 2 |
| #2469 | stuffed monocle | 6 |
| #6364 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #1251 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 16 |
| #5345 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5727 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #2549 | stuffed teddy butler | 5 |
| #2767 | stuffed tin of caviar | 3 |
| #2109 | stuffed treasure chest | 6 |
| #6337 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #291 | voodoo snuff | 5 |