The Blue Wizard

RankItemQuantity
#773'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign1
#3234-dimensional guitar3
#214Alice's Army Alchemist2
#223Alice's Army Cleric1
#158Ancient Protector Soda1
#1323Ancient Saucehelm2
#835Angelhair Culottes1
#296Ankh of Badahnkadh1
#789Argarggagarg's fang2
#843Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental1
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#3369Baron von Ratsworth's monocle2
#909Bling of the New Wave1
#568Blood Light1
#424Bone's Farm "wine"3
#246C.H.U.M. chum2
#399C.H.U.M. knife2
#183C.H.U.M. lantern1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#199Crimbo Credit55
#53Crimbomega drive chain1
#472Crimbot schematic: Big Head1
#247Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun1
#248Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan1
#409Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise2
#363Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis1
#217Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head1
#378Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun3
#2697Crimbuck8
#2887Crown of the Goblin King4
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#1105Dr. Hobo's scalpel2
#2028Drowsy Sword3
#23Dust bunny470
#16Frosty's iceball1
#725Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob1
#602Haunted Sorority House staff guide1
#1145Heimandatz's heart1
#623Jocko Homo's head3
#2764Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet4
#597Mr. Joe's bangles1
#398Nightstalker perfume1
#216Ol' Scratch's ash can1
#1076Safari Jack's moustache1
#115T.U.R.D.S. Key7
#390The Cooler Out of Space4
#1037The Mariachi's guitar case1
#28The Necbromancer's Shorts1
#58The Necbronomicon (used)1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#832Thwaitgold ant statuette1
#835Thwaitgold bookworm statuette1
#659Thwaitgold butterfly statuette2
#1804Thwaitgold maggot statuette1
#519Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette1
#130Time Bandit Time Towel1
#1306Trollhouse cookies1
#1120Yakisoba's hat1
#186abominable blubber2
#898amulet of extreme plot significance6
#206ancient Magi-Wipes37
#44ancient calendar1
#105ancient calendar fragment2
#145ancient frozen dinner17
#81ancient ice cream scoop11
#96ancient poisoned dart38
#201ancient protein powder28
#235ancient spice10
#191ancient stone head2
#58ancient turtle shell helmet1
#3681ancient unspeakable fruitcake1
#322ancient vinyl coin purse10
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#231anti-anti-antidote14
#375antique bottle of cough syrup1
#519antique greaves7
#385antique hand mirror6
#587antique helmet5
#96antique machete9
#190antique packet of ketchup10
#448antique shield10
#467antique spear10
#190armgun16
#280baconstone28
#5462badass belt4
#93bananarama bangle1
#1444battered Crimbo Crate2
#518bite-me-red lipstick4
#611black pension check1
#924blob-shaped Crimbo cookie7
#394blue class ring6
#340bone flute2
#447bottle of alcohol4
#5026bottle of goofballs1
#7453box of sunshine1
#114broken carburetor2
#207bubblin' crude69
#1272buckyball2
🥈burrowgrub hive163
#3829candy stake1
#170canopic jar56
#1639canteen of wine2
#167chainsaw chain4
#20chakra sludge52
#1344cheap elven gloves1
#544chintzy disco ball pendant1
#1565chunk of depleted Grimacite3
#154commemorative war stein465
#735corrupted data1
#100creepy voice box1
#222dense meat stack2,463
#240depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick2
#513disembodied brain4
#1640doll house1
#1607dollhive1
#1505drywall axe3
#949dusty Crimbo crate7
#5139easter egg balloon1
#303eldritch effluvium11
#685elven socks6
#194elven whittling knife1
#2680evil teddy bear1
#314extremely skinny jeans1
#1641facsimile dictionary2
#293fake blood4
#166fancy seashell necklace141
#332fat stacks of cash29
#1426festive holiday hat1
#714flaregun5
#327gator skin18
#98gatorskin umbrella4
#380ghost trap1
#494ghostly body paint1
#939gingerbread mutant bugbear5
#674glowing red eye9
#1387gray bow tie1
#365hamethyst22
#3719handful of confetti4
#231high-energy mining laser3
#1291hobo nickel1
#977irradiated candy cane5
#365jewelry-making pliers1
#2337killing feather5
#64long-forgotten necklace1
#177lump of diamond20
#331magilaser blastercannon4
#773marzipan skull8
#271massive gemstone1
#328meat stack110
#145moxie magnet1
#488necrotizing body spray2
#80negative lump1,853
#321nugget of Crimbonium4
#2517obsidian dagger3
#2042oozenog2
#319pair of ragged claws1
#1584pants of the Slug Lord1
#363parasitic claw1
#228parasitic headgnawer1
#233parasitic strangleworm1
#189parasitic tentacles1
#1304patent leather shoes1
#1464penguin thesaurus1
#737photoprotoneutron torpedo11
#327poltergeist-in-the-jar-o2
#2127polyalloy shield1
#254porquoise28
#532press-on ribs1
#64priceless diamond3
#745probability potion16
#127pufferfish spine2
#205radiation-resistant helmet5
#349rat appendix21
#1405really dense meat stack2
#649red gummi ingot22
#147ridiculous cocktail11
#72ridiculous earring1
#1122ridiculously huge sword1
#459scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil2
#238servo-assisted exo-pants3
#489sewer nuggets5
#176sewer wad14
#185shiny stones40
#1092solid gold bowling ball11
#418solid gold pegleg6
#193spaghetti cult mask6
#293spaghetti cult rosary2
#1389spectral pickle1
#2772spectre scepter4
#1520stick-on-a-string1
#2981stuffed gray blob1
#1369sturdy Crimbo crate4
#185sugar banana2
#141sugar cherry7
#129sugar lime6
#1963teddy borg1
#326throwing bone1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#83tommy gun2
#2400toy crazy train1
#2485tree-eating kite3
#1037tree-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1443twitching claw2
#72unfortunate dumplings9
#1109unstable DNA32
#1543unusual disco ball1
#629valuable trinket114
#895vorpal blade1
#285warbear whosit464
#474water wings1
#615witch hat1
#1158wrench bracelet1
#1005yeti fur28

Wow, that's 7,450 items total!

what items are this player missing?