Museum :: JoshZero

JoshZero

Rank	Item	Quantity
#577	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	2
#1438	1-ball	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#1457	3-ball	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#626	9-ball	1
#409	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	2
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#860	A. W. O. L. commendation	2
#248	ASCII shirt	8
#274	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#230	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#231	Alice's Army Coward	1
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#248	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#212	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#227	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#225	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#255	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#258	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#173	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#251	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#1456	Amulet of Yendor	1
#268	Ancient Saucehelm	8
#60	Angelhair Culottes	12
#85	Argarggagarg's fang	13
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#267	Asleep in the Cemetery	6
#20	Atomic Comic	14
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#311	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	3
#237	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	4
#272	BGE merchandise order form	15
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#248	BGE shotglass	24
#235	BGE temporary tattoo	4
#316	BGE tiny plastic toy	4
#54	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	13
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#196	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	48
#479	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	3
#634	Better Than Cuddling Cake	2
#199	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	5
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#218	Bling of the New Wave	6
#398	Blood Light	7
#453	Bonerdagon necklace	26
#668	Boris's ring	2
#1673	Boss Bat bling	1
#2262	Boss Bat britches	2
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#176	CRIMBCO mug	92
#1314	CRIMBCO scrip	20
#547	CRIMBCO wine	14
#143	CRIMBCOIDS mints	15
#109	CRIMBCOLOAF	19
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#53	Chori Zo trading card	3
#50	Cinco Mayo Lager	6
#73	Claw of the Infernal Seal	11
#1019	Cloaca grenade	9
#1153	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#648	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	4
#600	Cloaca-Cola helmet	4
#498	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	4
#610	Cloaca-Cola shield	4
#354	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	2
#74	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	1
🥉	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#1557	Codpiece of the Goblin King	3
#57	Colander of Em-er'il	18
#398	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	6
#1483	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#919	Crimbo candied pecan	7
#1123	Crimbo fudge	4
#1098	Crimbo peppermint bark	4
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#23	Crimbow Rainbo	4
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#90	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	5
#64	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	11
#167	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	26
#107	Crimbuccaneer shirt	2
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#136	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	1
#289	Crown of the Goblin King	80
#113	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	5
#463	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	13
#198	Disco 'Fro Pick	11
#161	Dolphin King's crown	27
#282	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	13
#219	Drowsy Sword	88
#1003	Dyspepsi grenade	8
#771	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	3
#618	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	4
#630	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	4
#567	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	4
#389	El Sombrero De Lopez	6
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#227	Elder Turtle Shell	9
#153	Elf Army machine parts	2
🥈	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	1
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	1
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	1
#187	Elf Guard MPC	715
#51	Elf Guard SCUBA tank	1
#42	Elf Guard broom	1
#47	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	6
#25	Elf Guard fuel tank	3
#70	Elf Guard insignia (general)	1
#90	Elf Guard insignia (private)	1
#62	Elf Guard mouthknife	3
#58	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	4
#33	Elf Guard payroll bag	21
#9	Elf Guard red and white beret	5
#15	Elf Guard squirtgun	4
#32	Elf Guard strategic map	3
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#17	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#470	Elmley shades	1
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#76	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	2
🥇	French slippers	1
#64	Frost™ brand sword	2
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
#142	Galapagosian Cuisses	7
#101	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	9
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#1026	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#944	Goodfella contract	2
#143	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	7
#220	Green Clover of Justice	9
#136	Gummy Brains	1
#236	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	17
#155	Heimandatz's heart	9
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#133	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#411	Hollandaise helmet	2
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#347	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	2
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#894	Iron Beta of Industry	5
#612	Jack-in-the-box	8
#63	Jamaican coffee	6
#570	Jarlsberg's earring	2
#121	Jocko Homo's head	11
#460	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	3
#41	Kelflar vest	6
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#515	Kissin' Cousins	2
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#96	Krakrox's Loincloth	9
#261	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	5
#318	Lederhosen of the Night	4
#238	Let Me Be!	6
#294	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	85
#1200	M-242	1
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#119	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	3
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#263	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	8
#116	Mer-kin breastplate	1
#204	Misty Cape	8
#140	Misty Cloak	12
#144	Misty Robe	15
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#52	My First Paycheck envelope	1
#438	NPZR chemistry set	5
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#313	Newbiesport™ tent	6
#149	Newman's Own Trousers	7
#215	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	31
#217	Nightstalker perfume	11
#95	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	19
#105	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	19
#96	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	18
#106	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	9
#132	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	6
#96	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	10
#267	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	5
#240	Orange Star of Sacrifice	9
#165	Order of the Silver Wossname	4
#29	PVC staff	1
#2360	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	1
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#314	Pink Heart of Spirit	3
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#777	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#890	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#888	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#52	Professor What T-Shirt	22
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#208	Red Pill	2
#480	Red Rover BB gun	5
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#370	Rock and Roll Legend	3
#204	Roo trading card	1
#114	Russian Ice	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#103	Safari Jack's moustache	11
#202	Scalp of Gorgolok	11
#783	Schrödinger's thermos	7
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#41	Serenity trading card	3
#538	Silver Bullet beer	1
#263	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	3
#330	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	4
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#1452	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
#627	Summer Nights	2
#39	Swedish coffee	3
#92	Sweet Sword	3
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#69	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#304	The Art of Slapfighting	3
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#402	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	3
#78	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	66
#472	The Cooler Out of Space	2
🥉	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	1
#557	The Joy of Wassailing	5
#49	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
#73	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#249	The Mariachi's guitar case	7
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#101	The Ring	1
#208	The Snake trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#1568	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
#65	Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	1
#273	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	1
#603	Thwaitgold bee statuette	4
#837	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#171	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	6
#428	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	1
#256	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	1
#647	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	7
#521	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	6
#99	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	1
#319	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	1
#180	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	1
#798	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	6
#177	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	1
#255	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	3
#98	Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	1
#280	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	1
#672	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	12
#111	Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	1
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#161	Travels with Jerry	6
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#542	Tuesday's ruby	2
#96	Ultrasoldier Serum	14
#611	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	3
#464	Uncle Romulus	2
#23	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#216	Volartta's bellbottoms	6
#761	Wand of Nagamar	4
#423	Workytime Tea	4
#87	X-37 gun	2
#61	Yakisoba's hat	14
#151	Yellow Moon of Compassion	17
#439	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	3
#650	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	2
#24	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#158	adorable seal larva	12
#91	albatross necklace	1
#191	ancient stone head	2
#26	ancient turtle shell helmet	2
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#424	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	3
#149	antique bottle opener	6
#731	antique hand mirror	1
#251	antique painting of a landscape	3
#257	antique pair of blue jeans	3
#933	antique record album	1
#588	antique souvenir drawing	1
#1619	astronaut pants	2
#411	baby killer bee	24
#22	baby rigging snake	4
#29	bacon bath ball	23
#619	badass belt	79
#664	balloon monkey	2
#338	banana cream pie	1
#221	banana daiquiri	1
#87	banana milkshake	1
#85	banana peel	65
#215	banana smoothie	3
#208	banana spritzer	1
#137	baneful bandolier	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#294	barrrnacle	54
#382	bath ball gift set	13
#769	battered Crimbo Crate	10
#227	battered hubcap	1
#242	bellhop bell	1
#44	bewitching boots	1
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#522	bindlestocking	3
#383	bite-me-red lipstick	30
#35	bitter bowtie	1
#89	black belt	1
#86	black cowboy hat	1
#137	blank diary	1
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#877	blue snowcone	1
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#157	bone aperitif	3
#195	bone meal	2
#624	bottle of Blank-Out	7
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#1054	bottle of goofballs	24
#5011	box of sunshine	7
#214	breaded beer	3
#159	bronze breastplate	11
#110	bronze handcuffs	1
#96	bubble bauble bow	1
#94	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#1627	buckyball	1
#764	bunch of bananas	2
#466	bungle in the jungle	1
#185	calavera concertina	1
#105	can of CRIMBCOLA	18
#545	can of fake snow	1
#45	candied lime	4
#1999	candy kneecapping stick	1
#1852	candy knuckles	1
#33	canteen of eggnog	3
#77	carob cannon	1
#142	cement sandals	6
#235	charming flute	1
#392	chintzy accordion pin	1
#258	chintzy disco ball pendant	3
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#508	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#346	chintzy turtle brooch	2
#24	chocolate bath ball	27
#809	chocolate-frosted king cake	1
#105	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	11
#381	cocoa egg	29
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#507	colorful plastic ball	10
#529	comfy coffin	2
🥉	control crystal	1
#37	corrupt club of corrupt corruption	1
#516	corrupted data	12
#316	cranberry schnapps	2
#113	crotchety pants	1
#161	crowbar	1
#104	curdflinger	1
#145	d10	1
#164	d12	1
#141	d20	1
#107	d4	1
#109	d6	1
#131	d8	1
#180	dead guy's watch	50
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#134	demon-horned hat	1
#15	denim axe	24
#225	depleted uranium seal figurine	3
#908	designer handbag	2
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#1853	disturbing fanfic	1
#270	double-barreled sling	1
#80	double-ice box	1
#104	double-ice britches	1
#171	double-ice cap	1
#1370	drywall axe	4
#70	duonoculars	5
#807	dusty Crimbo crate	10
#55	dwarvish war helmet	1
#46	dwarvish war kilt	1
#27	dwarvish war mattock	2
#28	eelskin pants	1
#957	eggnog	15
#1812	elven limbos gingerbread	1
#1052	elven cellocello	19
#125	elven suicide capsule	63
#216	empty agua de vida bottle	947
#124	enchantlers	1
#83	essential cameraderie	1
#289	extra-see-thru nightie	1
#275	extremely skinny jeans	2
#173	eye of the Tiger-lily	2
#145	facsimile dictionary	67
#14	fancy black tie	1
#377	fancy canapés	1
#345	fancy chocolate car	8
#14	fancy tophat	1
#16	fancy tuxedo pants	1
#37	festive sausage	54
#303	fez of etymology	1
#212	filth-encrusted futon	4
#1764	fire	1
#498	flamin' bindle	1
#160	flaming glowsticks	3
#51	flask of egggrog	6
#258	flimsy clipboard	1
#151	floral print shirt	2
#85	fluid of fudge-finding	3
#121	foreign box	1
#578	frayed rope belt	1
#460	freezin' bindle	1
#280	friendly cheez blob	8
#562	frigid air mattress	1
#91	frosty halo	1
#35	fruit-stuffed rumcake	5
#380	fudge bunny	1
🥇	funny paper hat	1
#571	fuzzy busby	2
#418	fuzzy earmuffs	3
#492	fuzzy montera	2
#830	garish pinky ring	2
#443	gearbox necklace	2
#128	ghost cucumber	291
#178	ghost protocol	4
#235	ghostly body paint	21
#387	giant cactus quill	1
#78	giant cheesestick	1
#857	giant designer sunglasses	2
#309	giant discarded bottlecap	17
#632	giant discarded plastic fork	15
#285	giant discarded torn-up glove	16
#398	giant glass of brandy	1
#239	giant pinky ring	64
#150	gift-a-pult	3
#608	gingerbread house	1
#1335	gingerbread mutant bugbear	4
#18	gingerbread nylons	53
#64	gingerbread pirate	3
#36	glistening staff	2
#1495	gloomy black mushroom	1
#365	gloomy mushroom wine	1
#88	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	2
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#162	goblin autoblowgun	1
#159	goblin hunting spear	1
#219	gold wedding ring	38
#149	good brain	284
#80	goulauncher	1
#131	grass clippings	8
#71	grass skirt	2
#882	green balloon	1
#1158	green candy heart	1
#785	green gummi ingot	11
#87	grog nuts	2
#3897	grue egg	3
#351	guard turtle shell	1
#50	gummi canary	11
#45	gummi salamander	11
#62	gummi snake	11
#624	guy made of bee pollen	3
#88	hairy staff	1
#324	half-sized guitar	1
#374	halfberd	1
#614	handful of confetti	67
#46	handful of numbers	7
#431	happiness	3
#325	headhunter necktie	1
#143	heart of the volcano	46
#60	helm of the white knight	1
#480	herringcello	30
#235	hideous egg	14
#182	hobo fortress blueprints	1
#39	holiday cheese log	53
#74	holy bomb, batman	1
#39	honey mead	1
#41	honeypot	1
#460	hors d'oeuvre tray	1
#62	hot cross bow	1
#50	hot wine	8
#306	hovering sombrero	1
#125	imp unity ring	37
#27	incense bath ball	29
#739	infernal insoles	1
#63	insane tophat	1
#45	intriguing puzzle box	7
#100	invisibility potion	5
#691	invisible bag	1
#89	irresistibility potion	6
#77	irritability potion	6
#139	ivory cue ball	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#531	kick-ass kicks	1
#499	kickback cookbook	1
#63	lawnmower blade	4
#288	lewd playing card	9
#1829	licorice garrote	1
#209	limburger biker boots	2
#377	los chinos	1
#218	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
#99	lucky ball-and-chain	1
#563	lucky bottlecap	1
#243	lucky rabbit's foot	25
#425	lupine sword	1
#119	macaroni duck	13
#125	machetito	1
#145	makeshift cape	2
#171	makeshift skirt	1
#181	makeshift turban	1
#60	marshmallow bomb	1
#325	marshmallow flambé	2
#118	meat cowboy hat	1
#65	meatloaf helmet	2
#132	meatspout staff	1
#66	military-grade peppermint oil	10
#108	misfit dolly	1
#107	misfit hobby horse	1
#109	misfit teddy bear	1
#467	mojo filter	1
#47	monstrous monocle	1
#395	motivational poster	11
#41	mulled wine	3
#218	mummy mask	1
#61	myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	5
#96	nasty rat mask	1
#279	night-vision goggles	6
#24	non-stick pugil stick	1
#46	obnoxious riddle	7
#201	obsidian dagger	65
#394	ocarina of space	2
#101	officer's nog	2
#469	oily golden mushroom	1
#278	oily mushroom wine	1
#1307	old sweatpants	19
#93	old-school pirate grog	1
#440	opera mask	1
#850	orange and black Crimboween candy	1
#242	orange peel hat	2
#75	pants of the Slug Lord	42
#994	paperclip	6
#363	parasitic claw	1
#228	parasitic headgnawer	1
#234	parasitic strangleworm	1
#190	parasitic tentacles	1
#585	party hat	2
#1057	passable elf mask	5
#236	pat-a-cake pendant	5
#248	peace-sign necklace	1
#608	penguin focaccia bread	26
#150	penguin shorts	1
#147	penguin skin buckler	1
#90	penguinskin mini-kilt	1
#47	peppermint tack	20
#1512	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	2
#1713	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	2
#293	pig-iron bracers	1
#61	pig-iron helm	3
#87	pimpin' meat hat	1
#636	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#235	pocketwatch on a chain	10
#450	pointed stick	1
#74	pointy red hat	6
#336	poison pen	5
#95	poodle skirt	3
#124	pool cue	67
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#74	poutine pole	1
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#77	projectile icemaker	1
#1101	pumpkinhead mask	1
#377	pygmy nose-bone	1
#382	quantum taco	40
#613	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	1
#96	rainbow crossbow	1
#100	raspberry beret	1
#87	ratskin belt	1
#75	rattail whip	1
#238	really dense meat stack	26
#6	red and white claret	55
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#781	red gummi ingot	11
#31	red white and blue claret	1
#353	red-and-green sweater	7
#15	replica Elf Guard medal	3
#1298	rib of the Bonerdagon	1
#67	ribbon candy	30
#136	ridiculous sandwich	11
#368	ring of adornment	1
#261	ring of aggravate monster	40
#168	ring of cold resistance	3
#376	ring of conflict	1
#338	ring of fire resistance	1
#141	ring of gain strength	4
#50	ring of half-assed regeneration	78
#272	ring of increase damage	2
#100	ring of teleportation	1
#81	robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	3
#81	robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	3
#82	robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	3
#79	robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	3
#89	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	3
#82	robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	3
#104	robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	3
#79	robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	3
#81	robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	3
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#297	round green sunglasses	2
#2723	rubber WWBD? bracelet	2
#2225	rubber WWJD? bracelet	3
#3658	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	1
#3648	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	1
#32	rubber axe	31
#22	rum-soaked fruitcake	34
#253	rusty bonesaw	2
🥇	rxr shield	1
#36	samurai turtle helmet	1
#1705	sandwich of the gods	2
#326	sawblade shield	9
#55	scissor duck	2
#68	sebaceous shield	1
#104	sequined fez	1
#282	serpentine sword	2
#1088	servomechanical torsion facilitator	1
#302	shard of double-ice	1
#176	shimmering tendrils	4
#354	shiny ring	70
#71	silver keg	1
#101	silver paté knife	1
#892	silver shrimp fork	1
#9	sinister ancient tablet	1
#111	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	2
#100	six-rainbow shield	1
#420	skull of the Bonerdagon	1
#511	sleazy bindle	1
#497	sleeping stocking	5
#422	sleeping wereturtle	1
#85	slow jam collection	40
#271	snake shield	2
#397	snarling wolf shield	1
🥉	snow belly	1
#10	snow hat	1
🥉	snow pants	1
#396	solid gold bowling ball	47
#307	sorority brain	3
#21	soy cordial	13
#97	space jam	8
#44	space jam toast	3
#277	spaghetti cult mask	3
#293	spaghetti cult rosary	2
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#252	spangly mariachi pants	1
#258	spangly sombrero	1
#666	spark plug earring	1
#3300	spectre scepter	2
🥈	speed limit shield	1
#60	spiky turtle helmet	1
#63	spiky turtle shield	1
#26	spiky turtle shoulderpads	2
#45	sponge helmet	1
#560	spooky bicycle chain	4
#730	spooky cosmetics bag	3
#206	square CRIMBCOOKIE	6
#57	square sponge pants	1
#860	squirming egg sac	3
#487	stained mattress	2
#992	stainless steel scarf	3
#942	stainless steel shillelagh	5
#932	stainless steel skullcap	4
#564	stainless steel slacks	7
#618	stainless steel solitaire	5
#48	stapler bear	2
#450	stray chihuahua	6
#599	string of Crimbo lights	1
#38	stuffed dinosaur	1
#1003	sturdy Crimbo crate	10
#22	sugarplum ration	33
#22	sundae ration	37
#468	tattered paper crown	2
#22	teflon spatula	2
#226	thermos of brew	2
#641	throwing wrench	7
🥇	time sleigh	1
#69	tiny fly glasses	4
#163	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	4
#2176	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	3
#2118	tiny plastic Axe Wound	3
#1511	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	3
#1155	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	1
#1160	tiny plastic Beebee King	1
#1544	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	3
#62	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	5
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#3938	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#3177	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#2048	tiny plastic Boss Bat	2
#109	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	4
#945	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	3
#8191	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#59	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	5
#1156	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	1
#148	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	4
#4310	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#4232	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#1747	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	2
#127	tiny plastic Crimbomination	4
#524	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	3
#153	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	4
#346	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	3
#1327	tiny plastic Father McGruber	1
#1499	tiny plastic Felonia	3
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#1467	tiny plastic G Imp	5
#333	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	3
#2805	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	2
#2163	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	3
#1115	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	2
#1245	tiny plastic Hellion	6
#1758	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	4
#785	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	1
#1148	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	4
#1759	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	4
#2783	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	2
#2181	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	3
#2793	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	2
#58	tiny plastic MechaElf	5
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#79	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	5
#1317	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	1
#3861	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#2782	tiny plastic Protagonist	2
#772	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
#969	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	3
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#903	tiny plastic Spam Witch	8
#932	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	8
#1191	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	4
#2059	tiny plastic The Man	2
#1741	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	4
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#58	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	5
#685	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	3
#3856	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#4543	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#608	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	3
#2857	tiny plastic angry bugbear	2
#8211	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#1121	tiny plastic angry space marine	2
#2811	tiny plastic anime smiley	2
#62	tiny plastic animelf	5
#2790	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	2
#2138	tiny plastic astronomer	3
#8249	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#8127	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#2791	tiny plastic beanbat	2
#1133	tiny plastic bee swarm	2
#1349	tiny plastic beebee queue	1
#2572	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	2
#8174	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#1780	tiny plastic blooper	4
#1479	tiny plastic brainsweeper	5
#3907	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#758	tiny plastic bugaboo	5
#1357	tiny plastic cavebugbear	1
#540	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	2
#8094	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#8220	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#2096	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	2
#3910	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#2188	tiny plastic demoninja	3
#4497	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#2159	tiny plastic drunk goat	3
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#89	tiny plastic fax machine	5
#1738	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	4
#2202	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	3
#1130	tiny plastic fire servant	1
#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#3922	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#8151	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#8186	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#8092	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#1710	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	4
#637	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	3
#3859	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#8058	tiny plastic grue	1
#2795	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	2
#4598	tiny plastic hermit	1
#81	tiny plastic hobo elf	5
#8127	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#1340	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	1
#8068	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#2184	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	3
#8200	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8101	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#2728	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	2
#1343	tiny plastic moneybee	1
#8111	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#1111	tiny plastic mumblebee	2
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#2154	tiny plastic ninja snowman	3
#4346	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#8099	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#2176	tiny plastic scary clown	3
#4450	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#2171	tiny plastic senile lihc	3
#508	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	3
#1735	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	4
#859	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	2
#2144	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	3
#3936	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#8159	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#8136	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#144	tiny plastic stocking mimic	4
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4037	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#3861	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#61	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	5
#1120	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
#1727	tiny plastic topiary golem	4
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#2193	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	3
#3872	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3850	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#2788	tiny plastic zmobie	2
#90	toe jam	8
#42	toe jam toast	3
#2400	toy crazy train	1
#899	toy deathbot	1
#1689	toy jet pack	2
#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#1342	toy ray gun	4
#1722	toy space helmet	2
#1384	toy train	1
#95	traffic jam	8
#39	traffic jam toast	3
#478	tree skirt	1
#3145	tree-eating kite	1
#658	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#599	tropical paperweight	1
#388	tropical wrapping paper	3
#53	trousers of the white knight	1
#88	turtle wax shield	1
#82	twitching trigger finger	1
#229	ultimate ultimate frisbee	2
#350	unearthed potsherd	6
#186	untamable turtle	10
#260	unusual disco ball	9
#1912	vampire duck-on-a-string	2
#47	vampire pearl earring	1
#44	vampire pearl necklace	1
#45	vampire pearl ring	1
#36	velcro boots	1
#53	velcro broadsword	1
#35	velcro paddle ball	1
#28	velcro shield	1
#658	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	13
#51	vinyl shield	1
#324	volcanic ash	12
#896	vorpal blade	1
#17	wet tack	7
#87	whalesteak	4
#1538	wheel	1
#903	white balloon	1
#299	white hat hacker T-shirt	4
#122	white snakeskin duster	1
#33	wiffle-flail	3
#37	wild honey pie	1
#26	willowy bonnet	2
#635	wind-up chattering teeth	48
#265	wine-soaked bone chips	3
#615	witch hat	1
#461	wool hat	2
#411	worn tophat	2
#44	woven baling wire bracelets	15
#239	wrench bracelet	15
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#778	yellow gummi ingot	11
#37	yule grog	1

Wow, that's 7,514 items total!

what items are this player missing?