Museum :: Vacuumus

Vacuumus

Rank	Item	Quantity
#329	1-ball	16
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#429	2-ball	10
#456	3-ball	10
#443	4-ball	10
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#128	5-Alarm Saucepan	3
#267	5-ball	20
#266	6-ball	21
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#361	7-ball	14
#1332	8-ball	7
#626	9-ball	1
#143	ASCII shirt	17
#180	Alice's Army Alchemist	3
#149	Alice's Army Bowman	3
#145	Alice's Army Cleric	3
#144	Alice's Army Coward	3
#108	Alice's Army Dervish	2
#72	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#182	Alice's Army Guard	3
#180	Alice's Army Halberder	3
#146	Alice's Army Hammerman	3
#145	Alice's Army Horseman	3
#151	Alice's Army Lanceman	3
#188	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	3
#106	Alice's Army Martyr	2
#176	Alice's Army Ninja	3
#184	Alice's Army Nurse	3
#177	Alice's Army Page	3
#182	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	3
#88	Alice's Army Sniper	3
#178	Alice's Army Spearsman	3
#174	Alice's Army Swordsman	3
#186	Alice's Army Wallman	3
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#268	Ancient Saucehelm	8
#376	Angelhair Culottes	3
#1175	Angry Farmer candy	23
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#27	BURT	660
#150	Barulio's bottle	1
#187	Bash-Ōs cereal	3
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#615	Bit O' Ectoplasm	2
#226	Blackfly Chardonnay	19
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#203	Boris's key lime pie	5
#290	Boris's ring	6
#613	Boss Bat bling	5
#731	Boss Bat britches	20
#518	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	10
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#609	CRIMBCO mug	18
#1462	CRIMBCO scrip	10
#453	CRIMBCO wine	17
#246	CRIMBCOIDS mints	9
#1190	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#215	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
#91	Claybender glasses	6
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#487	Cloaca-Cola helmet	5
#771	Cloaca-Cola shield	3
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#1070	Codpiece of the Goblin King	6
#967	Colander of Em-er'il	3
#761	Cold Hots candy	4
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#226	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#249	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	3
#626	Corpse Island iced tea	8
#404	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	13
#577	Crimbo candied pecan	17
#604	Crimbo fudge	16
#691	Crimbo peppermint bark	12
#754	Crimbo pie	1
#450	Crown of the Goblin King	55
#1200	Daffy Taffy	16
#320	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#843	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	6
#1168	Disco 'Fro Pick	3
#313	Divine	1
#243	Dolphin King's crown	19
#777	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	3
#308	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	12
#263	Drowsy Sword	72
#69	Duskwalker fangs	8
#770	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	3
#304	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	8
#726	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	3
#1102	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#534	Elder Turtle Shell	5
#17	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#690	Ent cider	6
#1165	FDKOL commendation	1
#357	FDKOL hotcakes	8
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
#508	Galapagosian Cuisses	2
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#135	Genalen™ Bottle	27
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#88	Gin Mint	1
#74	Gnollish autoplunger	3
#148	Gnollish flyswatter	22
#136	Gnollish pie server	15
#167	Gnollish plunger	17
#88	Gnollish slotted spoon	23
#919	Go-Wassail	4
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#891	Green Clover of Justice	2
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#136	Gummy Brains	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#331	Hell ramen	9
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#198	Hollandaise helmet	31
#426	Imp Ale	404
#1674	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#540	Jack-in-the-box	10
#213	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	4
#121	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	22
#1016	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#42	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	35
#327	Knob Goblin elite helm	16
#633	Knob Goblin elite pants	4
#304	Knob Goblin elite polearm	17
#700	Knob Goblin elite shirt	4
#505	Knob Goblin harem pants	6
#109	Knob Goblin harem veil	59
#119	Knob Goblin melon baller	28
#280	Knob Goblin pants	47
#177	Knob Goblin scimitar	93
#143	Knob Goblin spatula	147
#239	Knob Goblin tongs	76
#337	Knob Goblin visor	17
#148	Knob jelly donut	1
#822	Knob mushroom	1
#74	Knob nuts	15
#343	Knob pasty	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#755	Knoll mushroom	5
#492	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#848	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	2
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#138	Mace of the Tortoise	4
#1758	Mad Train wine	1
#308	Mae West	1
#295	Manetwich	2
#202	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	11
#314	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	8
#89	Mint Yulep	1
#311	Mohawk wig	34
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#2154	Mr. Mediocrebar	7
#568	NPZR chemistry set	2
#282	Necrotelicomnicon	2
#287	Neuromancer	1
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#677	Orcish baseball cap	2
#361	Orcish cargo shorts	7
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#54	PB&BP	3
#374	Pine-Fresh air freshener	8
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#777	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#890	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#888	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#223	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	4
#697	Ram's Face Lager	8
#1724	Rock Pops	15
#209	Rock and Roll Legend	9
#1138	Scalp of Gorgolok	3
#821	Schrödinger's thermos	5
#185	Sinful Desires	3
#222	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	4
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#96	Space Tourist Phaser	7
#1109	Spam Witch sammich	1
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#44	Staff of the Midnight Snack	2
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#454	Steal This Candy	3
#482	Sugar Cog	3
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#283	Supernova Champagne	16
#328	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	42
#427	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	27
#247	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
#523	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	17
#69	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#591	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	73
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#562	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	7
#256	Thwaitgold ant statuette	5
#778	Thwaitgold bee statuette	3
#838	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#334	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	4
#493	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	10
#647	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	7
#521	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	6
#601	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	8
#626	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#768	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	11
#519	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	1
#115	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	7
#394	Trollhouse cookies	93
#252	Typical Tavern swill	21
#23	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#703	Wand of Nagamar	5
#134	Wax Flask	2
#82	Whoompa Fur Pants	7
#802	Wint-O-Fresh mint	11
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#161	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	3
#2134	Yummy Tummy bean	28
#62	a butt tuba	32
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#973	abominable snowcone	5
#298	accidental cider	4
#216	acid-squirting flower	19
#290	acoustic guitarrr	13
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#456	adorable seal larva	6
#190	airblaster gun	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#622	alphabet gum	1
#576	amulet of extreme plot significance	16
#352	ancient frozen dinner	5
#60	ancient ice cream scoop	21
#164	ancient stone fist	6
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#356	antique greaves	17
#293	antique helmet	26
#312	antique shield	22
#320	antique spear	22
#97	armgun	52
#160	arrrgyle socks	18
#234	artisanal limoncello	1
#181	asbestos crossbow	4
#152	asbestos staff	4
#88	asbestos sword	8
#239	asparagus knife	38
#249	asshat	8
#278	bätzle	2
#530	baby killer bee	18
#265	backwoods screwdriver	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#685	badass belt	73
#430	balaclava	1
#496	balaclava baklava	3
#30	balloon helmet	14
#105	balloon shield	1
#312	balloon sword	1
#77	ballpark hot daub	1
#254	ballroom blintz	14
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#214	barrrnacle	71
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#151	basic meat spork	1
#170	bat haggis	2
#89	bat hat	1
#91	bat-ass leather jacket	2
#174	batblade	23
#305	bath ball gift set	16
#1662	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#89	battered hubcap	8
#287	bazookafish bubble gum	4
#138	beach glass necklace	4
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#138	beer basted brat	1
#572	beer bong	1
#561	beer helmet	2
#35	beer-soaked mop	57
#583	beertini	2
#233	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#80	big bad voodoo mask	11
#89	big bass drum	29
#151	big stick	2
#373	bilge wine	33
#183	black & tan	16
#86	black cowboy hat	1
#198	black forest cake	22
#290	black forest ham	7
#266	black greaves	9
#695	black helmet	1
#132	black kettle drum	10
#353	black paisley oyster egg	14
#380	black picnic basket	2
#441	black plastic oyster egg	11
#284	black polka-dot oyster egg	19
#634	black pudding	1
#304	black shield	7
#833	black striped oyster egg	6
#727	black sword	1
#395	blackberry	15
#123	blackberry combat boots	3
#102	blackberry galoshes	2
#89	blackberry moccasins	3
#82	blackberry slippers	3
#469	blind-packed capsule toy	2
#393	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	1
#591	bloody beer	9
#302	bloody clown pants	19
#409	bloody mary	3
#303	blue paisley oyster egg	11
#749	blue plastic oyster egg	6
#1672	blue polka-dot oyster egg	2
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#82	boilermaker	11
#508	bone chips	23
#76	bone flute	51
#175	bone rattle	13
#76	booze-soaked cherry	9
#279	boring spaghetti	1
#953	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#463	bottle of Pinot Renoir	2
#254	bottle of cooking sherry	6
#773	bottle of gin	10
#405	bottle of popskull	4
#829	bottle of rum	23
#199	bottle of sake	4
#979	bottle of tequila	6
#820	bottle of vodka	7
#827	bottle of whiskey	16
#164	bottle opener belt buckle	27
#37	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#429	bowl of cottage cheese	39
#403	bowl of fishysoisse	2
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#234	box	63
#7455	box of sunshine	1
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#1045	boxed wine	4
#47	boxing glove	14
#110	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	36
#110	brains casserole	4
#321	breaded beer	2
#142	breakfast miracle	1
#154	breath mint	10
#241	broken sword	15
#175	bronze breastplate	10
#64	brown felt tophat	33
#475	brown sugar cane	4
#85	bubble-wrap simulator	11
#98	bubblewrap sword	1
#108	buffalo blade	1
#1102	bugbear beanie	1
#409	bugbear bungguard	12
#391	bullet-proof corduroys	6
#153	bum cheek	133
#578	bunch of square grapes	1
#466	bungle in the jungle	1
#288	buoybottoms	2
#255	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#442	cactus fruit	2
#534	calle de miel	1
#1500	can of CRIMBCOLA	3
#122	can of Swiller	44
#38	can of maces	33
#944	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	9
#127	candied bolts	7
#902	candied kobold	2
#557	candied nuts	3
#570	candied yams	16
#717	candy brain	2
#1473	candy cane	21
#3830	candy stake	1
#587	canopic jar	1
#101	cardboard katana	7
#95	cardboard sword	1
#139	cardboard wakizashi	24
#454	carob chunk cookies	3
#328	carob chunk noodles	5
#505	carob chunks	4
#109	catskin buckler	1
#83	catskin cap	1
#155	centipede eggs	27
#90	charming flute	10
#95	cheap plastic blowgun	3
#260	chef's hat	43
#464	cherry	4
#148	cherry pie	5
#392	chintzy accordion pin	1
#258	chintzy disco ball pendant	3
#218	chintzy noodle ring	4
#179	chintzy saucepan earring	5
#370	chintzy seal pendant	2
#346	chintzy turtle brooch	2
#606	chocolate filthy lucre	2
#210	chopsticks	25
#530	chorizo brownies	2
#196	chorizo taco	26
#105	chrome sword	8
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#394	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#160	clown shoes	23
#28	clown wig	17
#64	clownskin belt	10
#75	clownskin buckler	2
#83	clownskin harness	7
#1633	club necklace	4
#101	club sandwich	3
#204	cob of corn	1
#1224	cocoa egg	1
#1228	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#1284	coconut shell	1
#273	coffin lid	5
#248	cold hi mein	1
#499	cold ninja mask	4
#169	cool mushroom casserole	1
#200	cool mushroom wine	1
#189	cool whip	31
#81	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	1
#155	corn holder	10
#187	corned-beef Reuben	11
#292	cornuthaum	21
#696	corpse on the beach	7
#142	corpsebite	2
#1010	corpsedriver	4
#468	corpsetini	11
#49	costume sword	20
#584	cranberries	23
#316	cranberry schnapps	2
#195	crappy brain	11
#674	crazy little Turkish delight	6
#165	cream of pointy mushroom soup	1
#330	cream stout	7
#222	creamsicle	17
#80	creepy voodoo doll	2
#60	crowbar	7
#100	crowbarrr	27
#147	cruelty-free wine	24
#75	crumbling rat skull	9
#160	cup of primitive beer	18
#104	curdflinger	1
#131	curmudgel	11
#494	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
#513	cursed bottle of rum	1
#85	daub-breaker	2
#200	decent brain	11
#714	dehydrated caviar	1
#390	delicious noodles	2
#229	delicious spicy noodles	1
#39	demon buckler	4
#134	demon-horned hat	1
#41	demonskin jacket	9
#47	demonskin trousers	6
#18	denim axe	21
#63	dense meat staff	1
#85	dented harmonica	52
#516	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
#270	desiccated apricot	25
#534	designer handbag	5
#998	diamond necklace	7
#172	diamond-studded cane	47
#597	didgeridooka	1
#379	digital key lime pie	1
#482	dire fudgesicle	1
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#300	disco ball	142
#307	disco mask	137
#819	disembodied brain	1
#187	disembodied smile	2
#126	dishrag	5
#985	distilled fortified wine	1
#385	distressed denim pants	5
#816	disturbing fanfic	60
#195	dope gangsta bling-bling	5
#60	double-barreled sling	32
#112	double-ice gum	1
#193	draggin' ball hat	52
#297	dragon snaps	1
#119	dreadlock whip	27
#75	dress pants	4
#76	dripping meat staff	1
#234	drywall axe	59
#355	ducha de oro	3
#45	dueling banjo	1
#554	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#1315	dusty Crimbo crate	2
#244	dusty bottle of Marsala	91
#277	dusty bottle of Merlot	83
#296	dusty bottle of Muscat	65
#262	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	87
#307	dusty bottle of Port	72
#258	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	74
#702	dwarf bread	5
#124	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	9
#196	eXtreme scarf	19
#1357	easter egg balloon	18
#28	eelskin pants	1
#35	eelskin shield	1
🥈	eerily silent box	1
#144	eggbeater	4
#929	eggnog	16
#489	electrical thingamabob	2
#172	elephant stinger	2
#207	enchanted bean burrito	1
#92	enchanted eyepatch	3
#71	enchanted handwarmer	3
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#216	eyepatch	42
#180	f3d0r4	65
#437	facsimile dictionary	24
#138	fancy beef jerky	1
#686	festive sausage	2
#242	fettucini Inconnu	2
#303	fez of etymology	1
#265	fiery wing	12
#778	figurine of a charred seal	1
#905	figurine of a cold seal	1
#147	figurine of a cute baby seal	1
#503	figurine of a shadowy seal	1
#769	figurine of a sleek seal	1
#585	figurine of a slippery seal	1
#640	figurine of a stinking seal	1
#422	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	1
#305	figurine of an ancient seal	1
#181	figurine of an armored seal	1
#514	filthy corduroys	8
#159	filthy knitted dread sack	61
#84	filthy pestle	49
#530	fine wine	6
#74	finger cymbals	19
#361	fire poi	4
#107	fishy fish casserole	2
#118	fishy fish lasagna	1
#329	flaming crutch	19
#886	flaming mushroom	1
#175	flaming talons	62
#91	flat mushroom wine	2
#106	flimsy clipboard	28
#275	flower petal pie	1
#207	flowing hippy skirt	4
#299	flute of flat champagne	25
#231	foam noodle	5
#198	foolscap fool's cap	17
#271	foon	1
#72	foon of fearfulness	1
#66	foon of fleshiness	1
#67	foon of foulness	1
#66	foon of frigidity	1
#70	foon of fulmination	1
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#128	frat brats	8
#101	freshwater pearl necklace	10
#450	fricasseed brains	1
#281	friendly cheez blob	8
#562	frigid air mattress	1
#88	frigid hankyū	9
#235	frigid mote	3
#157	frilly shirt	4
#233	frilly skirt	19
#604	frozen banquet	2
#645	frozen mushroom	2
#187	frozen nunchaku	19
#219	fudgesicle	1
#264	furry pants	2
#67	furry skirt	1
#487	fuzzbump	2
#688	fuzzy busby	1
#3220	fuzzy dice	2
#642	ga-ga radio	1
#394	garish pinky ring	11
#188	gatorskin umbrella	1
#183	gauze shorts	1
#189	gearbox necklace	5
#491	ghuol egg	27
#461	ghuol egg quiche	2
#147	ghuol guolash	81
#89	giant artisanal rice peeler	9
#69	giant cactus quill	19
#237	giant designer sunglasses	19
#142	giant discarded bottlecap	35
#395	giant discarded plastic fork	25
#407	giant discarded torn-up glove	11
#90	giant foam finger	62
#82	giant marshmallow	5
#49	giant motorcycle boots	9
#472	giant needle	61
#211	giant pinky ring	72
#63	giant safety pin	35
#103	giant turkey leg	8
#275	gimlet	1
#129	gin and tonic	1
#184	gin-soaked blotter paper	3
#274	gingerbread robot	4
#896	glass of goat's milk	1
#1495	gloomy black mushroom	1
#365	gloomy mushroom wine	1
#200	glowing fungus	1
#415	glowing red eye	29
#99	gnat lasagna	1
#99	gnatloaf	1
#132	gnatloaf casserole	1
#145	gnatwing earring	1
#149	gnauga hide chaps	1
#79	gnauga hide kilt	1
#140	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	6
#100	goat beard	102
#430	goat cheese pizza	13
#65	goatskin umbrella	32
#108	goblin autoblowgun	3
#130	goblin hunting spear	2
#58	gold lamé pants	16
#342	gold wedding ring	18
#224	good brain	86
#316	goth kid t-shirt	15
#80	goulauncher	1
#464	gr8ps	6
#307	grapefruit	22
#498	grapes	9
#223	grass blade	1
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#862	yellow gummi ingot	6
#161	yellow paisley oyster egg	15
#206	yellow plastic oyster egg	24
#311	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	7
#364	yellow striped oyster egg	7
#167	yohohoyo	19

Wow, that's 15,173 items total!

what items are this player missing?