Museum :: Vacuumus

Vacuumus

Rank	Item	Quantity
#326	1-ball	16
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#426	2-ball	10
#453	3-ball	10
#440	4-ball	10
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#127	5-Alarm Saucepan	3
#264	5-ball	20
#262	6-ball	21
#923	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#358	7-ball	14
#1329	8-ball	7
#621	9-ball	1
#143	ASCII shirt	17
#177	Alice's Army Alchemist	3
#145	Alice's Army Bowman	3
#139	Alice's Army Cleric	3
#140	Alice's Army Coward	3
#105	Alice's Army Dervish	2
#70	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#58	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#27	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#58	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#177	Alice's Army Guard	3
#177	Alice's Army Halberder	3
#142	Alice's Army Hammerman	3
#139	Alice's Army Horseman	3
#148	Alice's Army Lanceman	3
#185	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	3
#103	Alice's Army Martyr	2
#172	Alice's Army Ninja	3
#180	Alice's Army Nurse	3
#174	Alice's Army Page	3
#179	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	3
#85	Alice's Army Sniper	3
#174	Alice's Army Spearsman	3
#170	Alice's Army Swordsman	3
#183	Alice's Army Wallman	3
#410	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#264	Ancient Saucehelm	8
#378	Angelhair Culottes	3
#1175	Angry Farmer candy	23
#26	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#27	BURT	660
#150	Barulio's bottle	1
#185	Bash-Ōs cereal	3
#931	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#613	Bit O' Ectoplasm	2
#225	Blackfly Chardonnay	19
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#201	Boris's key lime pie	5
#290	Boris's ring	6
#614	Boss Bat bling	5
#730	Boss Bat britches	20
#518	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	10
#294	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#1117	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#468	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#476	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#608	CRIMBCO mug	18
#1465	CRIMBCO scrip	10
#453	CRIMBCO wine	17
#245	CRIMBCOIDS mints	9
#1189	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#215	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
#90	Claybender glasses	6
#1485	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#484	Cloaca-Cola helmet	5
#768	Cloaca-Cola shield	3
#280	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#1072	Codpiece of the Goblin King	6
#968	Colander of Em-er'il	3
#758	Cold Hots candy	4
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#226	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#1367	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#247	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	3
#624	Corpse Island iced tea	8
#402	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	13
#575	Crimbo candied pecan	17
#603	Crimbo fudge	16
#690	Crimbo peppermint bark	12
#751	Crimbo pie	1
#448	Crown of the Goblin King	55
#1200	Daffy Taffy	16
#318	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#841	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	6
#1168	Disco 'Fro Pick	3
#312	Divine	1
#241	Dolphin King's crown	19
#775	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	3
#307	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	12
#265	Drowsy Sword	72
#69	Duskwalker fangs	8
#768	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	3
#301	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	8
#724	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	3
#1103	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#532	Elder Turtle Shell	5
#16	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#689	Ent cider	6
#1169	FDKOL commendation	1
#356	FDKOL hotcakes	8
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
#512	Frat Army FGF	1
#506	Galapagosian Cuisses	2
#276	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#134	Genalen™ Bottle	27
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#88	Gin Mint	1
#73	Gnollish autoplunger	3
#148	Gnollish flyswatter	22
#136	Gnollish pie server	15
#166	Gnollish plunger	17
#88	Gnollish slotted spoon	23
#917	Go-Wassail	4
#233	Gordon Bennett	1
#335	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#888	Green Clover of Justice	2
#753	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#136	Gummy Brains	1
#678	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#332	Hell ramen	9
#569	Hippy Army MPE	1
#195	Hollandaise helmet	31
#422	Imp Ale	404
#1670	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#541	Jack-in-the-box	10
#212	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	4
#121	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	22
#1018	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#42	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	35
#325	Knob Goblin elite helm	16
#633	Knob Goblin elite pants	4
#303	Knob Goblin elite polearm	17
#700	Knob Goblin elite shirt	4
#502	Knob Goblin harem pants	6
#107	Knob Goblin harem veil	59
#117	Knob Goblin melon baller	28
#279	Knob Goblin pants	47
#176	Knob Goblin scimitar	93
#143	Knob Goblin spatula	147
#238	Knob Goblin tongs	76
#331	Knob Goblin visor	17
#146	Knob jelly donut	1
#821	Knob mushroom	1
#73	Knob nuts	15
#343	Knob pasty	1
#129	Knob shroomkabob	1
#348	Knob stuffed shells	1
#756	Knoll mushroom	5
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#775	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#523	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#848	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	2
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#137	Mace of the Tortoise	4
#1756	Mad Train wine	1
#304	Mae West	1
#294	Manetwich	2
#201	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	11
#313	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	8
#88	Mint Yulep	1
#308	Mohawk wig	34
#346	Mon Tiki	1
#2157	Mr. Mediocrebar	7
#566	NPZR chemistry set	2
#282	Necrotelicomnicon	2
#286	Neuromancer	1
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#675	Orcish baseball cap	2
#360	Orcish cargo shorts	7
#783	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#52	PB&BP	3
#370	Pine-Fresh air freshener	8
#813	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#772	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#589	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#808	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#772	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#563	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#774	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#893	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#863	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#885	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#222	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	4
#693	Ram's Face Lager	8
#1726	Rock Pops	15
#209	Rock and Roll Legend	9
#1136	Scalp of Gorgolok	3
#820	Schrödinger's thermos	5
#185	Sinful Desires	3
#221	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	4
#726	Snow Queen Crown	1
#95	Space Tourist Phaser	7
#1110	Spam Witch sammich	1
#921	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#44	Staff of the Midnight Snack	2
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#453	Steal This Candy	3
#481	Sugar Cog	3
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#282	Supernova Champagne	16
#328	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	42
#427	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	27
#248	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
#523	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	17
#68	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#590	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	73
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#57	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#559	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	7
#255	Thwaitgold ant statuette	5
#776	Thwaitgold bee statuette	3
#828	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#334	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	4
#491	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	10
#646	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	7
#519	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	6
#590	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	8
#623	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#762	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	11
#516	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	1
#115	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	7
#394	Trollhouse cookies	93
#251	Typical Tavern swill	21
#22	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
#912	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#703	Wand of Nagamar	5
#132	Wax Flask	2
#80	Whoompa Fur Pants	7
#801	Wint-O-Fresh mint	11
#776	Workytime Tea	1
#160	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	3
#2136	Yummy Tummy bean	28
#61	a butt tuba	32
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#973	abominable snowcone	5
#294	accidental cider	4
#214	acid-squirting flower	19
#290	acoustic guitarrr	13
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#444	adorable seal larva	6
#189	airblaster gun	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#618	alphabet gum	1
#575	amulet of extreme plot significance	16
#352	ancient frozen dinner	5
#60	ancient ice cream scoop	21
#164	ancient stone fist	6
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#355	antique greaves	17
#292	antique helmet	26
#311	antique shield	22
#318	antique spear	22
#96	armgun	52
#160	arrrgyle socks	18
#234	artisanal limoncello	1
#181	asbestos crossbow	4
#152	asbestos staff	4
#88	asbestos sword	8
#239	asparagus knife	38
#246	asshat	8
#277	bätzle	2
#529	baby killer bee	18
#264	backwoods screwdriver	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#686	badass belt	73
#429	balaclava	1
#492	balaclava baklava	3
#30	balloon helmet	14
#105	balloon shield	1
#309	balloon sword	1
#73	ballpark hot daub	1
#253	ballroom blintz	14
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#214	barrrnacle	71
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#152	basic meat spork	1
#166	bat haggis	2
#89	bat hat	1
#91	bat-ass leather jacket	2
#172	batblade	23
#304	bath ball gift set	16
#1661	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#88	battered hubcap	8
#286	bazookafish bubble gum	4
#137	beach glass necklace	4
#454	beaten-up Chucks	1
#138	beer basted brat	1
#569	beer bong	1
#556	beer helmet	2
#34	beer-soaked mop	57
#581	beertini	2
#232	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#80	big bad voodoo mask	11
#87	big bass drum	29
#151	big stick	2
#371	bilge wine	33
#182	black & tan	16
#86	black cowboy hat	1
#197	black forest cake	22
#289	black forest ham	7
#265	black greaves	9
#694	black helmet	1
#132	black kettle drum	10
#353	black paisley oyster egg	14
#379	black picnic basket	2
#441	black plastic oyster egg	11
#283	black polka-dot oyster egg	19
#632	black pudding	1
#303	black shield	7
#833	black striped oyster egg	6
#724	black sword	1
#395	blackberry	15
#122	blackberry combat boots	3
#100	blackberry galoshes	2
#89	blackberry moccasins	3
#82	blackberry slippers	3
#467	blind-packed capsule toy	2
#394	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	1
#586	bloody beer	9
#300	bloody clown pants	19
#406	bloody mary	3
#303	blue paisley oyster egg	11
#748	blue plastic oyster egg	6
#1673	blue polka-dot oyster egg	2
#334	blundarrrbus	1
#82	boilermaker	11
#510	bone chips	23
#74	bone flute	51
#173	bone rattle	13
#76	booze-soaked cherry	9
#278	boring spaghetti	1
#954	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#462	bottle of Pinot Renoir	2
#251	bottle of cooking sherry	6
#774	bottle of gin	10
#406	bottle of popskull	4
#830	bottle of rum	23
#197	bottle of sake	4
#980	bottle of tequila	6
#822	bottle of vodka	7
#827	bottle of whiskey	16
#163	bottle opener belt buckle	27
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#429	bowl of cottage cheese	39
#403	bowl of fishysoisse	2
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#236	box	63
#7445	box of sunshine	1
#181	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#1046	boxed wine	4
#47	boxing glove	14
#110	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	36
#109	brains casserole	4
#321	breaded beer	2
#141	breakfast miracle	1
#154	breath mint	10
#240	broken sword	15
#174	bronze breastplate	10
#64	brown felt tophat	33
#478	brown sugar cane	4
#84	bubble-wrap simulator	11
#97	bubblewrap sword	1
#106	buffalo blade	1
#1104	bugbear beanie	1
#408	bugbear bungguard	12
#391	bullet-proof corduroys	6
#152	bum cheek	133
#579	bunch of square grapes	1
#465	bungle in the jungle	1
#289	buoybottoms	2
#255	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#443	cactus fruit	2
#534	calle de miel	1
#1498	can of CRIMBCOLA	3
#122	can of Swiller	44
#38	can of maces	33
#940	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	9
#127	candied bolts	7
#901	candied kobold	2
#558	candied nuts	3
#570	candied yams	16
#715	candy brain	2
#1473	candy cane	21
#3831	candy stake	1
#588	canopic jar	1
#100	cardboard katana	7
#94	cardboard sword	1
#138	cardboard wakizashi	24
#452	carob chunk cookies	3
#327	carob chunk noodles	5
#507	carob chunks	4
#109	catskin buckler	1
#83	catskin cap	1
#152	centipede eggs	27
#89	charming flute	10
#95	cheap plastic blowgun	3
#260	chef's hat	43
#462	cherry	4
#147	cherry pie	5
#390	chintzy accordion pin	1
#257	chintzy disco ball pendant	3
#216	chintzy noodle ring	4
#177	chintzy saucepan earring	5
#367	chintzy seal pendant	2
#345	chintzy turtle brooch	2
#606	chocolate filthy lucre	2
#210	chopsticks	25
#529	chorizo brownies	2
#194	chorizo taco	26
#105	chrome sword	8
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#392	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#158	clown shoes	23
#28	clown wig	17
#64	clownskin belt	10
#75	clownskin buckler	2
#83	clownskin harness	7
#1631	club necklace	4
#101	club sandwich	3
#202	cob of corn	1
#1219	cocoa egg	1
#1228	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#1271	coconut shell	1
#272	coffin lid	5
#247	cold hi mein	1
#498	cold ninja mask	4
#167	cool mushroom casserole	1
#198	cool mushroom wine	1
#189	cool whip	31
#81	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	1
#154	corn holder	10
#187	corned-beef Reuben	11
#292	cornuthaum	21
#694	corpse on the beach	7
#139	corpsebite	2
#1006	corpsedriver	4
#467	corpsetini	11
#49	costume sword	20
#583	cranberries	23
#317	cranberry schnapps	2
#194	crappy brain	11
#674	crazy little Turkish delight	6
#162	cream of pointy mushroom soup	1
#328	cream stout	7
#221	creamsicle	17
#79	creepy voodoo doll	2
#59	crowbar	7
#100	crowbarrr	27
#145	cruelty-free wine	24
#76	crumbling rat skull	9
#158	cup of primitive beer	18
#104	curdflinger	1
#131	curmudgel	11
#493	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
#513	cursed bottle of rum	1
#85	daub-breaker	2
#198	decent brain	11
#713	dehydrated caviar	1
#389	delicious noodles	2
#228	delicious spicy noodles	1
#39	demon buckler	4
#134	demon-horned hat	1
#41	demonskin jacket	9
#47	demonskin trousers	6
#17	denim axe	21
#62	dense meat staff	1
#84	dented harmonica	52
#515	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
#268	desiccated apricot	25
#530	designer handbag	5
#1000	diamond necklace	7
#171	diamond-studded cane	47
#595	didgeridooka	1
#369	digital key lime pie	1
#480	dire fudgesicle	1
#531	disbelief suspenders	1
#298	disco ball	142
#305	disco mask	137
#821	disembodied brain	1
#186	disembodied smile	2
#124	dishrag	5
#982	distilled fortified wine	1
#381	distressed denim pants	5
#816	disturbing fanfic	60
#194	dope gangsta bling-bling	5
#60	double-barreled sling	32
#113	double-ice gum	1
#192	draggin' ball hat	52
#295	dragon snaps	1
#119	dreadlock whip	27
#74	dress pants	4
#76	dripping meat staff	1
#234	drywall axe	59
#354	ducha de oro	3
#44	dueling banjo	1
#551	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#1317	dusty Crimbo crate	2
#243	dusty bottle of Marsala	91
#276	dusty bottle of Merlot	83
#296	dusty bottle of Muscat	65
#261	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	87
#306	dusty bottle of Port	72
#257	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	74
#700	dwarf bread	5
#123	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	9
#194	eXtreme scarf	19
#1358	easter egg balloon	18
#28	eelskin pants	1
#35	eelskin shield	1
🥈	eerily silent box	1
#142	eggbeater	4
#930	eggnog	16
#487	electrical thingamabob	2
#171	elephant stinger	2
#207	enchanted bean burrito	1
#91	enchanted eyepatch	3
#70	enchanted handwarmer	3
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#213	eyepatch	42
#180	f3d0r4	65
#438	facsimile dictionary	24
#137	fancy beef jerky	1
#687	festive sausage	2
#244	fettucini Inconnu	2
#303	fez of etymology	1
#264	fiery wing	12
#777	figurine of a charred seal	1
#902	figurine of a cold seal	1
#147	figurine of a cute baby seal	1
#503	figurine of a shadowy seal	1
#767	figurine of a sleek seal	1
#586	figurine of a slippery seal	1
#639	figurine of a stinking seal	1
#421	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	1
#303	figurine of an ancient seal	1
#182	figurine of an armored seal	1
#512	filthy corduroys	8
#158	filthy knitted dread sack	61
#84	filthy pestle	49
#528	fine wine	6
#73	finger cymbals	19
#361	fire poi	4
#107	fishy fish casserole	2
#118	fishy fish lasagna	1
#328	flaming crutch	19
#885	flaming mushroom	1
#175	flaming talons	62
#91	flat mushroom wine	2
#105	flimsy clipboard	28
#274	flower petal pie	1
#207	flowing hippy skirt	4
#297	flute of flat champagne	25
#230	foam noodle	5
#194	foolscap fool's cap	17
#265	foon	1
#71	foon of fearfulness	1
#66	foon of fleshiness	1
#67	foon of foulness	1
#66	foon of frigidity	1
#70	foon of fulmination	1
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#128	frat brats	8
#100	freshwater pearl necklace	10
#449	fricasseed brains	1
#274	friendly cheez blob	8
#561	frigid air mattress	1
#88	frigid hankyū	9
#236	frigid mote	3
#156	frilly shirt	4
#232	frilly skirt	19
#606	frozen banquet	2
#645	frozen mushroom	2
#186	frozen nunchaku	19
#217	fudgesicle	1
#262	furry pants	2
#67	furry skirt	1
#486	fuzzbump	2
#687	fuzzy busby	1
#3214	fuzzy dice	2
#640	ga-ga radio	1
#394	garish pinky ring	11
#188	gatorskin umbrella	1
#183	gauze shorts	1
#188	gearbox necklace	5
#491	ghuol egg	27
#459	ghuol egg quiche	2
#146	ghuol guolash	81
#89	giant artisanal rice peeler	9
#68	giant cactus quill	19
#237	giant designer sunglasses	19
#139	giant discarded bottlecap	35
#395	giant discarded plastic fork	25
#406	giant discarded torn-up glove	11
#90	giant foam finger	62
#82	giant marshmallow	5
#49	giant motorcycle boots	9
#472	giant needle	61
#208	giant pinky ring	72
#63	giant safety pin	35
#102	giant turkey leg	8
#274	gimlet	1
#128	gin and tonic	1
#184	gin-soaked blotter paper	3
#274	gingerbread robot	4
#897	glass of goat's milk	1
#1493	gloomy black mushroom	1
#366	gloomy mushroom wine	1
#197	glowing fungus	1
#414	glowing red eye	29
#99	gnat lasagna	1
#96	gnatloaf	1
#132	gnatloaf casserole	1
#144	gnatwing earring	1
#148	gnauga hide chaps	1
#79	gnauga hide kilt	1
#140	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	6
#99	goat beard	102
#430	goat cheese pizza	13
#65	goatskin umbrella	32
#108	goblin autoblowgun	3
#129	goblin hunting spear	2
#58	gold lamé pants	16
#336	gold wedding ring	18
#223	good brain	86
#315	goth kid t-shirt	15
#79	goulauncher	1
#462	gr8ps	6
#307	grapefruit	22
#499	grapes	9
#222	grass blade	1
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#160	yellow paisley oyster egg	15
#206	yellow plastic oyster egg	24
#310	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	7
#363	yellow striped oyster egg	7
#167	yohohoyo	19

what items are this player missing?