Museum :: Kritin

Kritin

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1438	1-ball	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#1457	3-ball	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#626	9-ball	1
#38	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	3
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#661	A. W. O. L. commendation	5
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#180	Alice's Army Alchemist	3
#149	Alice's Army Bowman	3
#145	Alice's Army Cleric	3
#144	Alice's Army Coward	3
#86	Alice's Army Dervish	3
#72	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#182	Alice's Army Guard	3
#180	Alice's Army Halberder	3
#146	Alice's Army Hammerman	3
#145	Alice's Army Horseman	3
#151	Alice's Army Lanceman	3
#188	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	3
#87	Alice's Army Martyr	3
#176	Alice's Army Ninja	3
#184	Alice's Army Nurse	3
#177	Alice's Army Page	3
#182	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	3
#88	Alice's Army Sniper	3
#178	Alice's Army Spearsman	3
#174	Alice's Army Swordsman	3
#186	Alice's Army Wallman	3
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#2230	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#787	Asleep in the Cemetery	2
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#745	BGE merchandise order form	3
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#575	BGE shotglass	12
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#176	BRICKO brick	1,308
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#396	BRICKO eye brick	3
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#105	BRICKO reactor	1
#107	BRICKO stud	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#4296	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#433	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	4
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#502	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#473	Blood Light	4
#384	Bone's Farm "wine"	4
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#229	Boris's key lime pie	4
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#830	Bulky Buddy Box	3
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#254	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	4
#263	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	3
#288	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	3
#244	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	3
#251	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	3
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1761	CRIMBCO mug	2
#1443	CRIMBCO scrip	13
#1644	CRIMBCO wine	2
#1224	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#1190	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#1732	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1153	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1199	Corpse Island iced tea	3
#1152	Crimbo candied pecan	3
#684	Crimbo fudge	13
#1171	Crimbo peppermint bark	3
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#815	Crimboween memo	13
#2316	Crimbuck	13
#1297	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	2
#2740	Drowsy Sword	1
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#143	Ecto-Cooler	8
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#160	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#291	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#257	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#197	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#298	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#283	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#243	Frat Army FGF	13
🥇	French slippers	1
#697	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#1440	Green Clover of Justice	1
#343	Gummi-DNA	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#122	Hippy Army MPE	100
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#133	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#874	Instant Karma	3
#213	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	4
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#629	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#669	LED block	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#3899	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#1200	M-242	1
#261	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#979	Microplushie: Bropane	1
#889	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	1
#998	Microplushie: Hippylase	1
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#2244	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#93	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#287	Neuromancer	1
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#625	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#1269	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#137	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	13
#1494	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	3
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#1464	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#752	Schrödinger's thermos	9
#404	Silver Bullet beer	4
#222	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	4
#722	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	3
#739	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	3
#248	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
#728	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	3
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#384	Tales of the Word Realms	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#183	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	7
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#250	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#2405	Valentine	1
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#1170	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#335	abandoned candy	1
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#1018	ammonite fossil	1
#252	ancient stone fist	1
#232	ancient stone head	1
#1251	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	5
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#631	ant agonist	1
#255	ant pick	1
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#535	antique painting of a landscape	1
#433	asbestos apron	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#769	aspirin	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#1849	baby killer bee	1
#2450	baconstone	1
#2042	ball	1
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#251	banana supersucker	1
#406	banana-frosted king cake	7
#864	bananagate	2
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#2128	barrrnacle	1
#353	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	5
#1425	bath ball gift set	1
#491	battered Crimbo Crate	21
#49	beach ball marble	1
#643	bed of coals	1
#725	beer lens	1
#788	beertini	1
#232	beholed bedsheet	4
#79	beige clambroth marble	1
#977	belemnite fossil	1
#1064	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#802	bilge wine	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#727	black sword	1
#198	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#2625	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	6
#759	blue glowstick	1
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#459	blueberry-frosted king cake	2
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#242	boilermaker	1
#301	bone aperitif	1
#856	bone chips	3
#213	bone collar	1
#277	bone meal	1
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#729	bottle of Blank-Out	4
#391	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#378	bottle of Definit	1
#399	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#334	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#513	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#679	bottle of popskull	1
#663	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
#1073	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#318	brass stinger	1
#321	breaded beer	2
#70	broken BRICKO brick	1
#624	broken sword	1
#590	bronze breastplate	1
#247	brown crock marble	1
#296	bubble-wrap simulator	1
#98	bubblewrap sword	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#1627	buckyball	1
#155	bumblebee marble	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#249	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#1100	can of CRIMBCOLA	4
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#554	can of Swiller	1
#545	can of fake snow	1
#2975	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#2875	candied yams	1
#707	candy cane	51
#1564	candy kneecapping stick	2
#1029	candy knuckles	3
#715	candy stake	9
#771	canteen of wine	28
#766	capacitor relay	12
#1811	carbon nanotube frame	1
#330	cardboard katana	1
#95	cardboard sword	1
#1089	cheap elven gloves	2
#545	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#72	chitinous pod	1
#100	chocolate filthy lucre	113
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#394	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	4
#292	chocolate-frosted king cake	7
#549	chunk of depleted Grimacite	18
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#1753	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#43	clockwork detective skull	1
#747	clockwork key	1
#159	clockwork sphere	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#1224	cocoa egg	1
#176	coconut bikini top	1
#359	cold nuggets	1
#297	cold powder	1
#374	cold wad	1
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#606	colorful plastic ball	3
#1056	computronic processing unit	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#97	cool mushroom	28
#568	corncob pipe	1
#1214	corpse on the beach	3
#218	corpsebite	1
#1183	corpsedriver	3
#1221	corpsetini	3
#486	cranberry schnapps	1
#113	crotchety pants	1
#523	cruelty-free wine	1
#597	cup of infinite pencils	1
#459	cup of primitive beer	1
#919	cyborg doll	1
#64	cyborg stompin' boot	13
#1025	daisy	1
#582	decaying goldfish liver	1
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#1062	delicious salad	13
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#3285	diamond necklace	1
#231	digital key lime pie	3
#71	dinged-up triangle	1
#985	distilled fortified wine	1
#890	doll house	4
#878	dollhive	6
#1476	duck-on-a-string	1
#1923	duct tape	3
#154	dusty Crimbo crate	51
#272	dusty animal cranium	1
#245	dusty animal jawbone	1
#291	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	1
#313	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	1
#305	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	1
#295	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	1
#316	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	1
#301	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	1
#292	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	1
#291	dusty first caudal vertebra	1
#303	dusty first cervical vertebra	1
#284	dusty first lumbar vertebra	1
#323	dusty first thoracic vertebra	1
#278	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	1
#303	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	1
#307	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	1
#299	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	1
#319	dusty left clavicle	1
#283	dusty left eighth rib	1
#303	dusty left eleventh rib	1
#286	dusty left fibula	1
#305	dusty left fifth rib	1
#291	dusty left first front claw	1
#323	dusty left first rear claw	1
#296	dusty left fourth front claw	1
#312	dusty left fourth rear claw	1
#294	dusty left fourth rib	1
#305	dusty left humerus	1
#294	dusty left kneecap	1
#310	dusty left ninth rib	1
#297	dusty left radius	1
#294	dusty left scapula	1
#302	dusty left second front claw	1
#300	dusty left second rear claw	1
#296	dusty left second rib	1
#309	dusty left seventh rib	1
#278	dusty left sixth rib	1
#322	dusty left tenth rib	1
#286	dusty left third front claw	1
#303	dusty left third rear claw	1
#306	dusty left third rib	1
#305	dusty left thumb	1
#312	dusty left tibia	1
#308	dusty left twelfth rib	1
#296	dusty left ulna	1
#286	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	1
#283	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	1
#299	dusty right clavicle	1
#310	dusty right eighth rib	1
#289	dusty right eleventh rib	1
#301	dusty right femur	1
#309	dusty right fibula	1
#304	dusty right fifth rib	1
#310	dusty right first front claw	1
#296	dusty right first rear claw	1
#288	dusty right first rib	1
#281	dusty right fourth front claw	1
#294	dusty right fourth rear claw	1
#288	dusty right fourth rib	1
#320	dusty right humerus	1
#306	dusty right kneecap	1
#308	dusty right ninth rib	1
#288	dusty right radius	1
#289	dusty right scapula	1
#292	dusty right second front claw	1
#313	dusty right second rear claw	1
#296	dusty right seventh rib	1
#300	dusty right tenth rib	1
#293	dusty right third front claw	1
#314	dusty right third rear claw	1
#294	dusty right third rib	1
#308	dusty right thumb	1
#292	dusty right tibia	1
#315	dusty right twelfth rib	1
#302	dusty right ulna	1
#310	dusty sacral vertebrae	1
#292	dusty second caudal vertebra	1
#288	dusty second cervical vertebra	1
#305	dusty second lumbar vertebra	1
#296	dusty second thoracic vertebra	1
#299	dusty seventh caudal vertebra	1
#309	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	1
#283	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	1
#270	dusty seventh thoracic vertebra	1
#290	dusty sixth caudal vertebra	1
#299	dusty sixth cervical vertebra	1
#314	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	1
#294	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	1
#287	dusty tenth caudal vertebra	1
#301	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	1
#288	dusty third caudal vertebra	1
#292	dusty third cervical vertebra	1
#288	dusty third lumbar vertebra	1
#288	dusty third thoracic vertebra	1
#294	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	1
#399	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
#5138	easter egg balloon	1
#322	effluvious emerald	3
#2833	eggnog	1
#548	electrical thingamabob	1
#743	elven limbos gingerbread	16
#1262	elven cellocello	16
#761	elven moonshine	11
#561	elven socks	8
#128	elven squeeze	44
#1911	elven suicide capsule	1
#1117	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	1
#1416	enchanted leopard-print barbell	3
#652	enchanted toothpick	1
#1391	evil googly eye	1
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#744	extra-greasy slider	1
#29	extra-heavy BRICKO brick	1
#1016	eye of newt	1
#402	eye-pod	1
#1008	fake plastic grass	1
#291	false eyelashes	1
#3837	fancy but probably evil chocolate	1
#377	fancy canapés	1
#2520	fancy chocolate	1
#1881	fancy chocolate car	1
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#2393	felt	1
#968	festive holiday hat	3
#686	festive sausage	2
#324	filthy hippy poncho	1
#1764	fire	1
#498	flamin' bindle	1
#84	flaming mushroom	30
#321	flaming mushroom wine	1
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#168	flat mushroom wine	1
#578	frayed rope belt	1
#428	frilly shirt	1
#576	frozen Mob Penguin	1
#706	frozen banquet	1
#94	frozen mushroom	29
#1217	fruitcake	13
#380	fudge bunny	1
#197	fudge cube	1
#843	fudge lily	1
#259	fudge spork	1
#1366	fudgecule	3
#4736	fuzzy dice	1
#600	gator skin	1
#188	gatorskin umbrella	1
#398	giant glass of brandy	1
#136	giant green gummi bear	1
#173	giant green gummi ingot	1
#134	giant red gummi bear	1
#163	giant red gummi ingot	1
#132	giant yellow gummi bear	1
#168	giant yellow gummi ingot	1
#182	gilded ancient cursed key	1
#1139	gingerbread bugbear	17
#2303	gingerbread horror	3
#608	gingerbread house	1
#2812	gingerbread mutant bugbear	1
#383	glacial sapphire	1
#1495	gloomy black mushroom	1
#104	gloomy mushroom wine	6
#224	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#35	gnashing teeth	1
#296	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	1
#2538	golden ring	5
#2190	googly eye	2
#1169	goth kid t-shirt	1
#223	grass blade	1
#194	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#428	grassy cutlass	1
#839	gray bow tie	6
#68	green BRICKO brick	1
#882	green balloon	1
#1909	green beer	1
#241	green drunki-bear	1
#278	green peawee marble	1
#5338	grue egg	1
#734	grue egg omelette	1
#171	gummi ammonite	1
#165	gummi belemnite	1
#111	gummi canary	3
#103	gummi salamander	3
#135	gummi snake	3
#170	gummi trilobite	1
#624	guy made of bee pollen	3
#1225	gyroscope	1
#2400	hamethyst	1
#93	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	2
#190	handful of Laughing Willow bark	1
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#133	hardened slime belt	1
#571	harem girl t-shirt	1
#2516	herbal stuffing	1
#1140	herringcello	17
#1110	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	1
#1287	hobo nickel	1
#383	hot nuggets	1
#333	hot powder	1
#460	hot wad	1
#1025	hyperbolic plasma focuser	1
#729	hypodermic needle	1
#916	iGoogly	11
#325	iced-out bling	1
#275	icy mushroom wine	1
#214	immense cyborg hand	11
#1370	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#304	invisible bag	3
#1775	ion grid	1
#1080	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	1
#720	irradiated candy cane	6
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#697	jar of fermented pickle juice	1
#67	jar of psychoses (Jick)	1
#581	jar of squeeze	1
#1453	jawbruiser	2
#123	jet bennie marble	1
#203	kamicorpse-ee	1
#884	killer rag doll	2
#2372	killing feather	4
#2060	kite	1
#146	knob mushroom wine	1
#156	knoll mushroom wine	1
#971	knuckle sandwich	12
#820	kumquartz	2
#250	kumquat supersucker	1
#165	laser-broiled pear	46
#2180	lavender paisley oyster egg	1
#2307	lavender plastic oyster egg	1
#2028	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1766	lavender striped oyster egg	1
#1295	lead necklace	1
#174	lemonade marble	1
#1751	length of string	1
#412	leprechaun hatchling	1
#935	lewd playing card	1
#1421	licorice garrote	2
#544	licorice root	3
#328	limburger biker boots	1
#233	lime supersucker	1
#521	linoleum sword	1
#836	live wire	1
#147	loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	1
#1726	logic synthesizer	1
#887	lollipop stick	3
#563	lucky bottlecap	1
#193	lump of Saccharine Maple sap	1
#425	lupine sword	1
#1347	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
#387	magnifying glass	1
#235	mandarina colada with a fly in it	1
#750	many-eyed glasses	1
#382	maple leaf	1
🥉	marinara jug	1
#1086	marionette	1
#251	marionette collective	3
#921	marshmallow	1
#482	marshmallow flambé	1
#45	mass of wriggling tentacles	1
#1983	mauve paisley oyster egg	1
#2254	mauve plastic oyster egg	1
#1846	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2384	mauve striped oyster egg	1
#335	meatcar model	1
#479	melted Jell-o shot	1
#311	memory of a C	1
#77	memory of a CA base pair	1
#91	memory of a CG base pair	1
#84	memory of a CT base pair	1
#321	memory of a G	1
#92	memory of a GT base pair	1
#312	memory of a T	1
#306	memory of an A	1
#89	memory of an AG base pair	1
#99	memory of an AT base pair	1
#137	miniature dormouse	1
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#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 4,181 items total!

what items are this player missing?