| #542 | "DRINK ME" potion | 4 |
| #571 | 1-ball | 7 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #660 | 2-ball | 5 |
| #123 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #882 | 3-ball | 3 |
| #794 | 30669 scroll | 3 |
| #827 | 33398 scroll | 6 |
| #591 | 334 scroll | 5 |
| #1111 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #361 | 4-dimensional guitar | 2 |
| #499 | 5-ball | 8 |
| #693 | 6-ball | 5 |
| #574 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 3 |
| #650 | 7-ball | 6 |
| #664 | 8-ball | 26 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #60 | A Light that Never Goes Out | 1 |
| #100 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 11 |
| #85 | Alice's Army Bowman | 9 |
| #139 | Alice's Army Cleric | 3 |
| #140 | Alice's Army Coward | 3 |
| #87 | Alice's Army Guard | 13 |
| #86 | Alice's Army Halberder | 14 |
| #108 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 5 |
| #97 | Alice's Army Horseman | 7 |
| #166 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 2 |
| #96 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 12 |
| #94 | Alice's Army Ninja | 13 |
| #98 | Alice's Army Nurse | 12 |
| #126 | Alice's Army Page | 7 |
| #117 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 9 |
| #168 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #115 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 9 |
| #123 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 8 |
| #96 | Alice's Army Wallman | 11 |
| #78 | Coily™ | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #194 | a butt tuba | 5 |
| #205 | abominable blubber | 1 |
| #326 | accidental cider | 3 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #88 | actual tapas | 5 |
| #111 | adder | 12 |
| #510 | adder bladder | 7 |
| #64 | alarm accordion | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #394 | bone chips | 35 |
| #1008 | brine | 9 |
| #394 | bubbly potion | 25 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #132 | can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #340 | cloudy potion | 34 |
| #50 | corked genie bottle | 1 |
| #126 | crown-shaped beanie | 2 |
| #47 | crusty hula hoop | 10 |
| #438 | dark potion | 21 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #334 | effervescent potion | 38 |
| #81 | flask of baconstone juice | 1 |
| #77 | flask of hamethyst juice | 1 |
| #66 | flask of porquoise juice | 1 |
| #19 | generic healing potion | 26 |
| #1516 | ghost cucumber | 6 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #80 | jug of baconstone juice | 1 |
| #65 | jug of hamethyst juice | 1 |
| #77 | jug of porquoise juice | 1 |
| #82 | lawn dart | 6 |
| #171 | letterman's jacket | 1 |
| #360 | milky potion | 30 |
| #35 | mint condition Lil' Doctor™ bag | 1 |
| #42 | old school flying disc | 11 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #28 | red wagon | 17 |
| #68 | rickety old unicycle | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #6998 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #7016 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #7815 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #7017 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2515 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 7 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #40 | vampyric cloake pattern | 1 |
| #68 | vial of baconstone juice | 1 |
| #68 | vial of hamethyst juice | 1 |
| #63 | vial of porquoise juice | 1 |