| #540 | "DRINK ME" potion | 4 |
| #574 | 1-ball | 7 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #663 | 2-ball | 5 |
| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #885 | 3-ball | 3 |
| #795 | 30669 scroll | 3 |
| #828 | 33398 scroll | 6 |
| #592 | 334 scroll | 5 |
| #1113 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #363 | 4-dimensional guitar | 2 |
| #503 | 5-ball | 8 |
| #696 | 6-ball | 5 |
| #574 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 3 |
| #654 | 7-ball | 6 |
| #667 | 8-ball | 26 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #60 | A Light that Never Goes Out | 1 |
| #103 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 11 |
| #87 | Alice's Army Bowman | 9 |
| #144 | Alice's Army Cleric | 3 |
| #143 | Alice's Army Coward | 3 |
| #90 | Alice's Army Guard | 13 |
| #89 | Alice's Army Halberder | 14 |
| #113 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 5 |
| #100 | Alice's Army Horseman | 7 |
| #169 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 2 |
| #99 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 12 |
| #97 | Alice's Army Ninja | 13 |
| #99 | Alice's Army Nurse | 12 |
| #130 | Alice's Army Page | 7 |
| #119 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 9 |
| #172 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #119 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 9 |
| #126 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 8 |
| #98 | Alice's Army Wallman | 11 |
| #78 | Coily™ | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #196 | a butt tuba | 5 |
| #207 | abominable blubber | 1 |
| #330 | accidental cider | 3 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #89 | actual tapas | 5 |
| #111 | adder | 12 |
| #512 | adder bladder | 7 |
| #66 | alarm accordion | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #393 | bone chips | 35 |
| #1007 | brine | 9 |
| #398 | bubbly potion | 25 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #131 | can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #341 | cloudy potion | 34 |
| #49 | corked genie bottle | 1 |
| #126 | crown-shaped beanie | 2 |
| #47 | crusty hula hoop | 10 |
| #439 | dark potion | 21 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #336 | effervescent potion | 38 |
| #80 | flask of baconstone juice | 1 |
| #77 | flask of hamethyst juice | 1 |
| #66 | flask of porquoise juice | 1 |
| #19 | generic healing potion | 26 |
| #1517 | ghost cucumber | 6 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #80 | jug of baconstone juice | 1 |
| #65 | jug of hamethyst juice | 1 |
| #78 | jug of porquoise juice | 1 |
| #82 | lawn dart | 6 |
| #170 | letterman's jacket | 1 |
| #361 | milky potion | 30 |
| #33 | mint condition Lil' Doctor™ bag | 1 |
| #42 | old school flying disc | 11 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #28 | red wagon | 17 |
| #67 | rickety old unicycle | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #7010 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #7028 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #7882 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7822 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7025 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #7031 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #7840 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3363 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2520 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 7 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #2728 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4798 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1649 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #40 | vampyric cloake pattern | 1 |
| #67 | vial of baconstone juice | 1 |
| #67 | vial of hamethyst juice | 1 |
| #62 | vial of porquoise juice | 1 |