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| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
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| #741 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
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| #826 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
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| #724 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
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| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
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| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
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| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #308 | Mae West | 1 |
| #50 | Mark I Steam-Hat | 1 |
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| #479 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 1 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
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| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #979 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #889 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #751 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
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| #43 | Miserable Pie | 1 |
| #394 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #988 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #348 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #137 | Mornington crescent roll | 1 |
| #1001 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #81 | Mr. Balloon | 2 |
| #103 | Mt. McLargeHuge oyster | 1 |
| #29 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 2 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #158 | ND | 1 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
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| #528 | Newbiesportâ„¢ tent | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #232 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
| #509 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #79 | Orangemageddon wine cooler | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #40 | Ouija Board, Ouija Board | 1 |
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| #92 | PB&BP | 1 |
| #238 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 1 |
| #84 | Paint A Vulgar Pitcher | 1 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #618 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
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| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #173 | Polysniff Perfume | 1 |
| #255 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #157 | Psychotic Train wine | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #72 | Radberry Rip wine cooler | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #869 | Ram's Face Lager | 2 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #80 | Red X Shield | 1 |
| #646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #128 | Saturday Night Special | 1 |
| #43 | Saucepanic | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #56 | Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion | 1 |
| #31 | Sheila Take a Crossbow | 1 |
| #193 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| #230 | Shivering Chèvre | 1 |
| #218 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
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| #138 | Smart Bone Dust | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
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| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #254 | Space Tours Tripple | 1 |
| #1109 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #478 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #209 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #83 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#1) | 1 |
| #52 | Strikes Again Bigmouth | 1 |
| #669 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #128 | Super Weight-Gain 9000 | 1 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #506 | Swabbieâ„¢ swab | 1 |
| #212 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| #225 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 1 |
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| #237 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #124 | Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy | 1 |
| #77 | This Charming Flan | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
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| #501 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
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| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
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| #563 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
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| #756 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #710 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
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| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
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| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
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| #1954 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #33 | Work is a Four Letter Sword | 1 |
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| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #2955 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
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| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
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| #821 | adder bladder | 1 |
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| #67 | alarm accordion | 1 |
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| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
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| #802 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #690 | centipede eggs | 1 |
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| #74 | chunk of hot iron | 1 |
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| #616 | clay peace-sign bead | 1 |
| #51 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #969 | cloudy potion | 1 |
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| #199 | compression stocking | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
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| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
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| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
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| #130 | crêepy mask | 1 |
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| #951 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #165 | cream of pointy mushroom soup | 1 |
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| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
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| #27 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
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| #201 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #69 | cup of lukewarm tea | 1 |
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| #131 | cursed wishbone | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #141 | dancing fan | 1 |
| #28 | dark baconstone ring | 1 |
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| #34 | dark porquoise ring | 1 |
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| #175 | delectable catalyst | 1 |
| #468 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
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| #49 | dense meat crossbow | 1 |
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| #84 | dense meat sword | 1 |
| #437 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #766 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
| #1151 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #41 | devil's-food cake | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #379 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #209 | dingy planks | 1 |
| #482 | dire fudgesicle | 1 |
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| #1628 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
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| #1025 | disease | 1 |
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| #94 | disposable instant camera | 1 |
| #985 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #58 | dollar sign | 1 |
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| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #356 | dope wheels | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #79 | dripping meat crossbow | 1 |
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| #111 | droopy doll eye | 1 |
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| #187 | drum of tommy ammo | 1 |
| #266 | dry martini | 1 |
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| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #2321 | duct tape | 1 |
| #80 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
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| #46 | dude ranch souvenir crate | 1 |
| #138 | dungeoneering kit | 1 |
| #307 | dusty animal pelvis | 1 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
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| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #292 | dusty fifth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
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| #323 | dusty left first rear claw | 1 |
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| #300 | dusty left second rear claw | 1 |
| #322 | dusty left tenth rib | 1 |
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| #308 | dusty left twelfth rib | 1 |
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| #288 | dusty right first rib | 1 |
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| #294 | dusty right fourth rear claw | 1 |
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| #288 | dusty third lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #294 | dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #399 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #136 | eagle feather | 1 |
| #136 | eagle's milk | 1 |
| #137 | ectoplasm au jus | 1 |
| #124 | ectoplasmic orbs | 1 |
| #947 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #337 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #388 | eldritch effluvium | 1 |
| #156 | electric snakebite | 1 |
| #151 | eleven-foot pole | 1 |
| #132 | embezzler's oil | 1 |
| #81 | emergency margarita | 1 |
| #1117 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #356 | empty agua de vida bottle | 591 |
| #666 | empty meat tank | 1 |
| #605 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #207 | enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #206 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #2229 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #208 | enchanted muesli | 1 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #541 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #734 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #112 | equal sign | 1 |
| #130 | eternal car battery | 1 |
| #191 | exotic jungle fruit | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #406 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #1773 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #163 | extra-potent gremlin mutagen | 1 |
| #510 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #109 | extra-strength red potion | 1 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #89 | fabric softener | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
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| #850 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
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| #924 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #572 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #406 | fat loot token | 1 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #412 | fermenting powder | 1 |
| #1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #738 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #507 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 1 |
| #98 | filthy child leash | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
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| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
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| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #299 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
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| #141 | fishy fish | 1 |
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| #958 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #886 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #148 | flaming sword | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
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| #81 | flask of baconstone juice | 1 |
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| #445 | flat dough | 1 |
| #202 | flayed mind | 1 |
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| #47 | fleetwood macaroni | 1 |
| #258 | flimsy clipboard | 1 |
| #790 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #861 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #815 | foam dart | 1 |
| #99 | football helmet | 1 |
| #462 | fortune cookie | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #234 | freshwater pearl necklace | 1 |
| #450 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #330 | friendly cheez blob | 7 |
| #777 | frightful feather | 1 |
| #256 | frigid hankyū | 1 |
| #1093 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #826 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #811 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #827 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #132 | fruity girl swill | 1 |
| #149 | full meat tank | 1 |
| #782 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #46 | funky junk key | 2 |
| #118 | funny bone | 1 |
| #541 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #1456 | furry fur | 1 |
| #172 | fustulent seal grulch | 1 |
| #604 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #688 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #591 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #642 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #949 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #100 | ghost accordion | 1 |
| #131 | ghost key | 1 |
| #589 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #124 | ghost toga | 1 |
| #982 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #556 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #996 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #257 | ghuol-ear kabob | 1 |
| #160 | giant artisanal rice peeler | 1 |
| #161 | giant breath mint | 1 |
| #78 | giant cheesestick | 1 |
| #984 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
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| #564 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #147 | giant giant moth dust | 1 |
| #109 | giant grain of protein powder | 1 |
| #205 | giant gym membership card | 1 |
| #193 | giant heirloom grape tomato | 1 |
| #180 | giant jar of protein powder | 1 |
| #142 | giant motorcycle boots | 1 |
| #642 | giant moxie weed | 1 |
| #160 | giant neckbeard | 1 |
| #1255 | giant needle | 1 |
| #213 | giant penguin keychain | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #184 | giant safety pin | 1 |
| #78 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #189 | giant turkey leg | 1 |
| #132 | gibson | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #275 | gimlet | 1 |
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| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #122 | ginger snaps | 1 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #165 | giraffe-necked turtle | 1 |
| #108 | glark cable | 1 |
| #198 | glass of gnat milk | 1 |
| #896 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
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| #72 | glistening staff | 1 |
| #273 | glittery mascara | 1 |
| #94 | glob of cream cheese | 1 |
| #101 | glob of enchanted icing | 1 |
| #1495 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1109 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #747 | gnatwing | 1 |
| #769 | gnoll lips | 1 |
| #788 | gnoll teeth | 1 |
| #394 | goat | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #846 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #949 | goat cheese pizza | 1 |
| #170 | goat cheese taco | 1 |
| #573 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #825 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #207 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #187 | gold crown | 1 |
| #395 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #190 | gold star | 1 |
| #230 | gold toothbrush | 1 |
| #793 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #94 | goofily-plumed helmet | 1 |
| #784 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #773 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #828 | grapes | 1 |
| #428 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #501 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #942 | green clay bead | 2 |
| #348 | green pixel potion | 1 |
| #595 | gremlin juice | 1 |
| #178 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #549 | grog | 1 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #734 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #527 | grumpy old man charrrm | 2 |
| #103 | grumpy old man charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #391 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #92 | guancertina | 1 |
| #533 | guano coffee cup | 1 |
| #195 | gummi turtle | 1 |
| #112 | gunky chicken | 2 |
| #655 | hair spray | 1 |
| #250 | half of a gold tooth | 1 |
| #260 | half-baked potion | 1 |
| #99 | half-melted spoon | 1 |
| #112 | half-size scalpel | 1 |
| #324 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #152 | hamburger | 2 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #112 | handful of Smithereens | 1 |
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| #1282 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
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| #632 | handful of sawdust | 1 |
| #118 | handful of stubble | 1 |
| #174 | handful of tips | 1 |
| #647 | happiness | 1 |
| #150 | haunted battery | 1 |
| #84 | haunted paddle-ball | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #110 | head mirror | 1 |
| #325 | headhunter necktie | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1194 | heavy D | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #541 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #209 | helmet recipe | 1 |
| #1691 | helmet turtle | 2 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #995 | herbs | 1 |
| #605 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #967 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #428 | hippopotamus skin | 1 |
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| #578 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #453 | hobo nickel | 549 |
| #60 | holiday cheese log | 37 |
| #208 | holistic headache remedy | 1 |
| #575 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #433 | horizontal tango | 1 |
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| #684 | hot date | 1 |
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| #1287 | hot wing | 1 |
| #288 | huge gold coin | 1 |
| #606 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #312 | hushed puppy | 1 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #325 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #615 | icy katana hilt | 1 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #166 | imitation White Russian | 1 |
| #207 | imp air | 1 |
| #446 | imp unity ring | 1 |
| #512 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #356 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #739 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #669 | inkwell | 1 |
| #606 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #246 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #194 | insanely spicy jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #683 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #78 | ironic moustache | 1 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #169 | irradiated turtle | 1 |
| #268 | jabañero pepper | 1 |
| #1194 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #134 | jagged scrap metal | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #120 | jaunty feather | 1 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #364 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #82 | jug of baconstone juice | 1 |
| #560 | jumbo olive | 1 |
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| #131 | jumping bean taco | 1 |
| #284 | jungle drum | 1 |
| #153 | jungle floor wax | 1 |
| #70 | junk food | 1 |
| #93 | junk yard | 1 |
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