| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
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| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #271 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #227 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #220 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #228 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #83 | Alice's Army Dervish | 3 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #245 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #208 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #222 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #221 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #158 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #253 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #263 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #85 | Alice's Army Sniper | 3 |
| #248 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #1781 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #2092 | Crown of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2025 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #122 | General Assembly Module | 1 |
| #228 | Goodfella contract | 214 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #3013 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #806 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 3 |
| #404 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 10 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #693 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #77 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #711 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #48 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #1144 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #384 | accidental cider | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #859 | baconstone | 9 |
| #4171 | badass belt | 8 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #840 | black-and-blue light | 3 |
| #879 | blue plasma ball | 2 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1949 | bottle of goofballs | 11 |
| #43 | bottle of perfume | 1 |
| #736 | cheap studded belt | 3 |
| #521 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #443 | chunk of rock salt | 1 |
| #806 | delicious salad | 33 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #1798 | filthy lucre | 3 |
| #753 | flavored foot massage oil | 4 |
| #747 | foam dart | 4 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #813 | giant discarded bottlecap | 5 |
| #1644 | giant discarded plastic fork | 3 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #346 | gloomy black mushroom | 9 |
| #783 | hamethyst | 10 |
| #4015 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #11 | liar's pants | 1 |
| #327 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #438 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #340 | linoleum sword | 2 |
| #107 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #961 | lucky rabbit's foot | 6 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| 🥉 | naughty fortune teller | 1 |
| #33 | navel ring of navel gazing | 1 |
| #2522 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #83 | oily golden mushroom | 5 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #134 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #913 | personalized coffee mug | 3 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1716 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 2 |
| #83 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #96 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #867 | porquoise | 8 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #540 | snake | 10 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #747 | spooky eyeliner | 4 |
| #580 | spooky lipstick | 5 |
| #993 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #1399 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #686 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 7 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #202 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 115 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3970 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3296 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #862 | tiny shaker of salt | 2 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |