| #18 | 17-ball | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #274 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #248 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #212 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #262 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #37 | BOOtonniere | 2 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #18 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 4 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #126 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 1 |
| #12 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 4 |
| #109 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #78 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 152 |
| #84 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 1 |
| #23 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 3 |
| #37 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 2 |
| #5 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 30 |
| #14 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 7 |
| #36 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #72 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 1 |
| #74 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 3 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| #20 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 7 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #40 | Elf Guard MPC | 6,396 |
| #42 | Elf Guard broom | 1 |
| #52 | Elf Guard clipboard | 1 |
| #34 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 10 |
| #16 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 4 |
| #21 | Elf Guard honor present | 12 |
| #4 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 14 |
| #87 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #53 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 2 |
| #151 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 1 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #38 | Elvish underarmor | 1 |
| #23 | Freddy Kruegerand | 996 |
| #19 | How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes | 1 |
| #113 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #10 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 18 |
| #47 | Mark of the Bugbear | 7 |
| #68 | Mark of the Ghost | 4 |
| #85 | Mark of the Skeleton | 3 |
| #129 | Mark of the Vampire | 1 |
| #37 | Mark of the Werewolf | 9 |
| #42 | Mark of the Zombie | 6 |
| #979 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #889 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #751 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #984 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #998 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #577 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1008 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #961 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #52 | My First Paycheck envelope | 1 |
| #154 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 10 |
| #83 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #23 | Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters | 1 |
| #62 | Swedish coffee | 1 |
| #472 | The Cooler Out of Space | 2 |
| #55 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 2 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #67 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #76 | Thriller Ice | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #131 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #42 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir | 1 |
| #77 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #32 | Yorick | 1 |
| #51 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 1 |
| #737 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #25 | antique spyglass | 3 |
| #45 | automa-bot parts | 706 |
| #35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #81 | baby chest mimic | 1 |
| #22 | baby rigging snake | 4 |
| #8 | bacteria bisque | 35 |
| #32 | bag of unfinished business | 2 |
| #43 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 2 |
| #56 | book of facts | 2 |
| #59 | bottle of Bloodweiser | 3 |
| 🥇 | bowl of cottage cheese | 86,969 |
| #69 | boxed bat wings | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #101 | can of mixed everything | 1 |
| #80 | candied lime | 1 |
| #101 | cannonbomb | 1 |
| #54 | canteen of eggnog | 1 |
| #56 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
| #6 | ciliophora chowder | 35 |
| #7 | cool iron ingot | 3 |
| #80 | corned beet | 5 |
| #13 | cream of chloroplasts | 10 |
| #82 | cursed monkey glove | 1 |
| #87 | delicious star salad | 1 |
| #28 | drafty drawers | 3 |
| #17 | dread tarragon | 5 |
| #19 | dreadful roast | 6 |
| #19 | dubious loincloth | 5 |
| #51 | eerie fetish | 1 |
| #13 | elbow soup | 25 |
| #149 | eldritch ichor | 2 |
| #97 | electric Kool-Aid | 1 |
| #193 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #16 | flagellate soup | 25 |
| #21 | flapper floppers | 1 |
| #98 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #80 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 1 |
| #219 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #95 | gingerbread pirate | 1 |
| 🥈 | glass eye | 1 |
| #19 | grandfather watch | 4 |
| #256 | grilled mooseflank | 2 |
| #37 | groggipop | 1 |
| #64 | groping claw | 1 |
| #23 | gumshoes | 1 |
| 🥇 | hollow rock | 8,966 |
| #102 | hot wine | 1 |
| #32 | hothammer | 2 |
| #39 | iFlail | 1 |
| #27 | iShield | 1 |
| #55 | intimidating coiffure | 1 |
| #456 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #60 | karma shawarma | 3 |
| #146 | lewd playing card | 17 |
| #13 | lip soup | 25 |
| #110 | loaf of alien bread | 1 |
| #528 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 2 |
| #613 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #511 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 2 |
| #490 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 2 |
| #423 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 3 |
| #608 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #34 | military candy cane | 1 |
| #115 | military-grade peppermint oil | 1 |
| #8 | moon-amber | 8 |
| #20 | muddy skirt | 2 |
| #60 | mulled wine | 1 |
| #20 | ninjammies | 1 |
| #116 | officer's nog | 1 |
| #93 | old-school pirate grog | 1 |
| #249 | pack of KWE trading card | 12 |
| #85 | peppermint bomb | 1 |
| #116 | peppermint tack | 1 |
| #18 | pet anchor | 12 |
| #10 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 6 |
| #47 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #45 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #33 | pirate encryption key charlie | 2 |
| #49 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #37 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| #42 | portable ping-pong table | 1 |
| #38 | portable steam unit | 4 |
| #96 | prank Crimbo card | 1 |
| #62 | precision snowball | 1 |
| #11 | proto-proto-protozoa | 1 |
| #12 | protogenetic chunklet (elbow) | 172 |
| #6 | protogenetic chunklet (flagellum) | 1,092 |
| #8 | protogenetic chunklet (lips) | 1,082 |
| #6 | protogenetic chunklet (synapse) | 1,171 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #11 | punching mirror | 5 |
| #106 | red and white claret | 1 |
| #31 | red white and blue claret | 1 |
| #40 | remorseless knife | 2 |
| #45 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #131 | salted mutton | 2 |
| #33 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 2 |
| #18 | sneakeasies | 1 |
| #72 | solid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #304 | spiritual gingerbread | 1 |
| #6 | stinking agaricus | 10 |
| #96 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #17 | synaptic soup | 25 |
| #41 | time shuriken | 1 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #955 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1160 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1156 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #4 | tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #792 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #785 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1139 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1361 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #324 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #36 | transparent pants | 2 |
| #73 | trick coin | 1 |
| #28 | vengeful spirit | 2 |
| #14 | wax banana | 3 |
| #48 | wet tack | 1 |
| #61 | whalecake | 1 |
| #6 | whalegun | 8 |
| #116 | whalesteak | 1 |
| #24 | white earbuds | 1 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |
| #84 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 1 |
| #32 | yabba dabba doo rag | 1 |
| #37 | yule grog | 1 |