| #18 | 17-ball | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #275 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #260 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #249 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #213 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #262 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #38 | BOOtonniere | 2 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #17 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 4 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #58 | Covert Ops for Kids | 2 |
| #47 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #129 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 1 |
| #12 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 4 |
| #110 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #81 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 152 |
| #84 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 1 |
| #22 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 3 |
| #36 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 2 |
| #5 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 30 |
| #14 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 7 |
| #35 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #72 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 1 |
| #74 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 3 |
| #51 | Easter eggnog | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| #20 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 7 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #40 | Elf Guard MPC | 6,396 |
| #42 | Elf Guard broom | 1 |
| #54 | Elf Guard clipboard | 1 |
| #34 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 10 |
| #16 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 4 |
| #20 | Elf Guard honor present | 12 |
| #4 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 14 |
| #87 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #85 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #53 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 2 |
| #152 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 1 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #37 | Elvish underarmor | 1 |
| #23 | Freddy Kruegerand | 996 |
| #14 | Holiday Multitasking | 12 |
| #50 | How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes | 2 |
| #7 | Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games | 12 |
| #114 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #10 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 18 |
| #47 | Mark of the Bugbear | 7 |
| #68 | Mark of the Ghost | 4 |
| #85 | Mark of the Skeleton | 3 |
| #129 | Mark of the Vampire | 1 |
| #37 | Mark of the Werewolf | 9 |
| #42 | Mark of the Zombie | 6 |
| #979 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #889 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #751 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #984 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #998 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #578 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1008 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #961 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #53 | My First Paycheck envelope | 1 |
| #154 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 10 |
| #83 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 1 |
| #881 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #592 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #810 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #797 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #565 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #778 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #891 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #580 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #899 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #866 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #889 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #46 | Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters | 2 |
| #62 | Swedish coffee | 1 |
| #33 | Thanksgiving ration | 3 |
| #473 | The Cooler Out of Space | 2 |
| #54 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 2 |
| #4 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #68 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #76 | Thriller Ice | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #130 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #43 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir | 1 |
| #77 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #32 | Yorick | 1 |
| #53 | accidental mutton | 1 |
| #51 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 1 |
| #736 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #26 | antique spyglass | 3 |
| #45 | automa-bot parts | 706 |
| #35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #82 | baby chest mimic | 1 |
| #22 | baby rigging snake | 4 |
| #8 | bacteria bisque | 35 |
| #32 | bag of unfinished business | 2 |
| #42 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 2 |
| #55 | book of facts | 2 |
| #59 | bottle of Bloodweiser | 3 |
| 🥇 | bowl of cottage cheese | 86,969 |
| #70 | boxed bat wings | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #101 | can of mixed everything | 1 |
| #82 | candied lime | 1 |
| #41 | candy egg deviler | 1 |
| #101 | cannonbomb | 1 |
| #54 | canteen of eggnog | 1 |
| #56 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
| #6 | ciliophora chowder | 35 |
| #43 | clovermint | 1 |
| #7 | cool iron ingot | 3 |
| #81 | corned beet | 5 |
| #13 | cream of chloroplasts | 10 |
| #81 | cursed monkey glove | 1 |
| #88 | delicious star salad | 1 |
| #28 | drafty drawers | 3 |
| #17 | dread tarragon | 5 |
| #19 | dreadful roast | 6 |
| #19 | dubious loincloth | 5 |
| #51 | eerie fetish | 1 |
| #36 | egg gun | 1 |
| #13 | elbow soup | 25 |
| #149 | eldritch ichor | 2 |
| #97 | electric Kool-Aid | 1 |
| #193 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #16 | flagellate soup | 25 |
| #21 | flapper floppers | 1 |
| #100 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #81 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 1 |
| #220 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #98 | gingerbread pirate | 1 |
| 🥈 | glass eye | 1 |
| #19 | grandfather watch | 4 |
| #259 | grilled mooseflank | 2 |
| #38 | groggipop | 1 |
| #64 | groping claw | 1 |
| #23 | gumshoes | 1 |
| #51 | holiday trip around the world | 1 |
| 🥇 | hollow rock | 8,966 |
| #102 | hot wine | 1 |
| #32 | hothammer | 2 |
| #39 | iFlail | 1 |
| #27 | iShield | 1 |
| #56 | intimidating coiffure | 1 |
| #456 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #51 | karma shawarma | 8 |
| #146 | lewd playing card | 17 |
| #13 | lip soup | 25 |
| #110 | loaf of alien bread | 1 |
| #27 | lucky army helmet | 1 |
| #63 | lucky moai statuette | 1 |
| #45 | lucky napkin | 1 |
| #528 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 2 |
| #613 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #512 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 2 |
| #491 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 2 |
| #423 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 3 |
| #608 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #35 | military candy cane | 1 |
| #115 | military-grade peppermint oil | 1 |
| #8 | moon-amber | 8 |
| #20 | muddy skirt | 2 |
| #60 | mulled wine | 1 |
| #20 | ninjammies | 1 |
| #28 | nylon Christmas stockings | 1 |
| #116 | officer's nog | 1 |
| #93 | old-school pirate grog | 1 |
| #249 | pack of KWE trading card | 12 |
| #85 | peppermint bomb | 1 |
| #118 | peppermint tack | 1 |
| #33 | perfect Christmas scarf | 1 |
| #18 | pet anchor | 12 |
| #11 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 6 |
| #47 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #46 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #34 | pirate encryption key charlie | 2 |
| #49 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #37 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| #43 | portable ping-pong table | 1 |
| #38 | portable steam unit | 4 |
| #100 | prank Crimbo card | 1 |
| #62 | precision snowball | 1 |
| #11 | proto-proto-protozoa | 1 |
| #12 | protogenetic chunklet (elbow) | 172 |
| #6 | protogenetic chunklet (flagellum) | 1,092 |
| #8 | protogenetic chunklet (lips) | 1,082 |
| #6 | protogenetic chunklet (synapse) | 1,171 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #11 | punching mirror | 5 |
| #105 | red and white claret | 1 |
| #31 | red white and blue claret | 1 |
| #40 | remorseless knife | 2 |
| #45 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #133 | salted mutton | 2 |
| #33 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 2 |
| #18 | sneakeasies | 1 |
| #71 | solid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #305 | spiritual gingerbread | 1 |
| #6 | stinking agaricus | 10 |
| #99 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #17 | synaptic soup | 25 |
| #6 | tattoo of two turkeys | 7 |
| #41 | time shuriken | 1 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #957 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #612 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #930 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #633 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #935 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #947 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #593 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #953 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #569 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #950 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #567 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #14 | tiny plastic "Santa Claus" | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #1418 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1161 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1157 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Colonel Brando | 1 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #797 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #792 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud | 1 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3915 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1140 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #13 | tiny plastic St. Patrick | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3068 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1376 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8255 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1359 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3966 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1363 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1368 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1344 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3914 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8154 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #327 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1341 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8117 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1338 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #3998 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1127 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4483 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #36 | transparent pants | 2 |
| #74 | trick coin | 1 |
| #28 | vengeful spirit | 2 |
| #94 | warbear gyro | 3 |
| #14 | wax banana | 3 |
| #50 | wet tack | 1 |
| #63 | whalecake | 1 |
| #6 | whalegun | 8 |
| #117 | whalesteak | 1 |
| #24 | white earbuds | 1 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |
| #82 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 1 |
| #32 | yabba dabba doo rag | 1 |
| #37 | yule grog | 1 |