| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #271 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #64 | Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #245 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #208 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #37 | BOOtonniere | 2 |
| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #34 | Chroner | 2,334 |
| #19 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 4 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #43 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #112 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 1 |
| #13 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 4 |
| #103 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #69 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 152 |
| #75 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 1 |
| #22 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 3 |
| #33 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 2 |
| #5 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 30 |
| #14 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 7 |
| #35 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #79 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 1 |
| #73 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 3 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| #22 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 7 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #40 | Elf Guard MPC | 6,396 |
| #41 | Elf Guard broom | 1 |
| #53 | Elf Guard clipboard | 1 |
| #32 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 10 |
| #18 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 4 |
| #21 | Elf Guard honor present | 12 |
| #5 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 14 |
| #82 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #79 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #55 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 2 |
| #133 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 1 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #37 | Elvish underarmor | 1 |
| #24 | Freddy Kruegerand | 996 |
| #106 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #11 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 18 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #48 | My First Paycheck envelope | 1 |
| #163 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 8 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #56 | Swedish coffee | 1 |
| #470 | The Cooler Out of Space | 2 |
| #50 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 2 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #128 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #75 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #29 | Yorick | 1 |
| #48 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 1 |
| #26 | antique spyglass | 3 |
| #35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #84 | baby chest mimic | 1 |
| #24 | baby rigging snake | 4 |
| #32 | bag of unfinished business | 2 |
| #42 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 2 |
| #57 | book of facts | 2 |
| #71 | bottle of Bloodweiser | 2 |
| 🥈 | bowl of cottage cheese | 69,420 |
| #78 | boxed Mayam Calendar | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #98 | can of mixed everything | 1 |
| #73 | candied lime | 1 |
| #91 | cannonbomb | 1 |
| #47 | canteen of eggnog | 1 |
| #49 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
| #5 | cool iron ingot | 3 |
| #140 | corned beet | 1 |
| #80 | cursed monkey glove | 1 |
| #86 | delicious star salad | 1 |
| #28 | drafty drawers | 3 |
| #40 | dread tarragon | 1 |
| #34 | dreadful roast | 3 |
| #19 | dubious loincloth | 5 |
| #51 | eerie fetish | 1 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #20 | flapper floppers | 1 |
| #92 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #73 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 1 |
| #89 | gingerbread pirate | 1 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #18 | grandfather watch | 4 |
| #255 | grilled mooseflank | 2 |
| #29 | groggipop | 1 |
| #64 | groping claw | 1 |
| #22 | gumshoes | 1 |
| 🥇 | hollow rock | 8,966 |
| #93 | hot wine | 1 |
| #32 | hothammer | 2 |
| #33 | iFlail | 1 |
| #25 | iShield | 1 |
| #56 | intimidating coiffure | 1 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #109 | loaf of alien bread | 1 |
| #517 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 2 |
| #601 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #500 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 2 |
| #480 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 2 |
| #411 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 3 |
| #595 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #25 | military candy cane | 1 |
| #104 | military-grade peppermint oil | 1 |
| #31 | muddy skirt | 1 |
| #53 | mulled wine | 1 |
| #17 | ninjammies | 1 |
| #108 | officer's nog | 1 |
| #88 | old-school pirate grog | 1 |
| #414 | pack of KWE trading card | 8 |
| #80 | peppermint bomb | 1 |
| #111 | peppermint tack | 1 |
| #19 | pet anchor | 12 |
| #10 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 6 |
| #41 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #40 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #29 | pirate encryption key charlie | 2 |
| #39 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #35 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| #42 | portable ping-pong table | 1 |
| #89 | prank Crimbo card | 1 |
| #53 | precision snowball | 1 |
| #11 | punching mirror | 5 |
| #101 | red and white claret | 1 |
| #29 | red white and blue claret | 1 |
| #41 | remorseless knife | 2 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #140 | salted mutton | 1 |
| #34 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 2 |
| #16 | sneakeasies | 1 |
| #70 | solid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #25 | stinking agaricus | 2 |
| #89 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #40 | time shuriken | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #313 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #36 | transparent pants | 2 |
| #70 | trick coin | 1 |
| #28 | vengeful spirit | 2 |
| #14 | wax banana | 3 |
| #46 | wet tack | 1 |
| #58 | whalecake | 1 |
| #7 | whalegun | 8 |
| #110 | whalesteak | 1 |
| #23 | white earbuds | 1 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |
| #89 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 1 |
| #32 | yabba dabba doo rag | 1 |
| #35 | yule grog | 1 |