| #108 | "caramel" orange | 20 |
| #274 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #232 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #225 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #232 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #156 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #73 | Alice's Army Foil Alchemist | 1 |
| #37 | Alice's Army Foil Cleric | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Halberder | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Nurse | 1 |
| #64 | Alice's Army Foil Swordsman | 1 |
| #61 | Alice's Army Foil Wallman | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #248 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #213 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #229 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #226 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #261 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #161 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #260 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #266 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #174 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #1135 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #108 | Boulevardier cocktail | 2 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #28 | Chubby and Plump bar | 9 |
| #611 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #4 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #1220 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #17 | Crimbo stockings | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #51 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| #4 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #23 | Eye and a Twist | 10 |
| #46 | Frankly Mr. Shank | 1 |
| #82 | Hotwire™ brand candy rope | 2 |
| #23 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #321 | Mad Train wine | 319 |
| #89 | Mer-kin darkbook | 1 |
| #71 | Mer-kin strongjuice | 1 |
| #118 | Othello's dagger | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pendant of Gargalesis | 106 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #102 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #26 | Satan hat | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #22 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #57 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #416 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #176 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 2 |
| #1045 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #641 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 3 |
| #1273 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #202 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #1080 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #41 | black Crimbo ball | 610 |
| #119 | black blade | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #67 | boot knife | 1 |
| #28 | bowl full of jelly | 9 |
| #193 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 1 |
| #92 | brand new key | 1 |
| #59 | broken beer bottle | 1 |
| #77 | butterfly knife | 1 |
| #104 | candy knife | 1 |
| #116 | chisel | 1 |
| #12 | chocolate cow bone | 1 |
| #118 | club of the five seasons | 1 |
| #219 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 1 |
| #80 | donated booze | 285 |
| #203 | donated candy | 49 |
| #122 | donated food | 163 |
| #97 | drive-thru burger | 2 |
| #316 | epic wad | 1 |
| #17 | fruit bat | 1 |
| #13 | fuzzy polar bear ears | 2 |
| #91 | ghostly dagger | 1 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| #65 | government booze shipment | 1 |
| #69 | government candy shipment | 1 |
| #68 | government food shipment | 1 |
| #39 | gummi sword | 1 |
| #111 | half-size scalpel | 1 |
| #39 | iFlail | 1 |
| #63 | ice sickle | 1 |
| #30 | iron dagger | 1 |
| #69 | leechknife | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #23 | miniature goose mask | 1 |
| #146 | octopus's spade | 1 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #18 | poncho de azucar | 1 |
| #60 | remorseless knife | 1 |
| #885 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| 🥇 | sewer snake | 15,138 |
| #78 | sharpened spoon | 1 |
| #17 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #57 | silent E | 1 |
| #203 | silent I | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #242 | silent O | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #64 | silent U | 1 |
| #317 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 3 |
| #96 | skate blade | 1 |
| #19 | snowpack | 1 |
| #132 | soap knife | 3 |
| #135 | soul doorbell | 2 |
| #32 | soul knife | 1 |
| #145 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #239 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 1 |
| #102 | sugar shank | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #17 | tinsel orb | 1 |
| #17 | tiny glowing red nose | 2 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #43 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #189 | tourmalime | 38 |
| #140 | trout fang | 1 |
| #5 | two meat muck | 101 |
| #148 | unlocked meat locker | 1 |
| #115 | unsanitized scalpel | 1 |
| #19 | void shard | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #439 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #206 | white Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #811 | wooden stakes | 1 |